Chapter 518: Big Idiot
"Erina Nagikiri actually won the first seat?"
Liu Xia was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect Erina Nagikiri to make such great progress in a year.
But if you think about it carefully, it's not unreasonable, with the cheating device-like talent of the God's Tongue, plus Erina Nagikiri's cooking talent, plus the first seat of the past graduate, it is not difficult to get the first seat of the Far Moon Academy.
Thinking back to the champion of a food festival, the first seat of a Yuanyue School Park, Mu Ruo, who was one year older than Mu Fan and Erina Nagikiri, said sullenly: "Compared to you who love and kill each other, my cooking skills are much weaker." The tenth seat is still barely squeezed in, and maybe one day it will be compared to the halberd. ”
"Why, my cousin's restaurant is also quite famous in Huaxia."
Mu Fan came back to his senses, patted his sullen cousin on the shoulder, and comforted: "Come on, cousin, I believe you can make a name for yourself in Japan's Yuanyue Academy." ”
"You think I'm you."
Mu Ruo rolled her eyes: "In a year's time, for Shawu, he has changed from an ordinary high school student to an all-round genius now." Let me tell you, there was a black history on the first day I went to the college, when the school went through the procedures, because I was a Chinese, it was more troublesome, and the staff asked me to wait, but I thought I was waiting at the door, but I stood stupidly at the school gate for a long time, and finally made headlines in the far moon. An overseas student who couldn't study for a long time, stood stupidly outside the door for eight hours in order to show his desire to study. ”
"Damn! Cousin, you're too stupid, aren't you? ”
Mu Fan couldn't cry or laugh a little, so he could only rub Mu Ruo's head at this time and comforted: "Cousin, let me tell you, this kind of stupid standing for a long time is not a bad thing!" ”
My cousin was a little surprised: "Why?" ”
"The first can reflect your determination to learn cooking, you must know that in ancient times, there was a king who became a king and lost a king, if Lu Bu became the emperor, it is estimated that he would not be the title of the third family slave, but would endure humiliation and eventually become the emperor. And Senior Sister, you have become the tenth seat in everyone's attention, and this black history can say how hard you worked to get this status. ”
"The most important thing is ....."
Speaking of this, Mu Fan's tone paused, and his cousin also showed an expectant look.
"Maybe in the future, Yuanyue School Park will appreciate your standing.,You'll be dropped out of school one day.,The principal recruited you as a security guard or something.。
"You're going to die!" Mu Ruo patted Mu Fan's shoulder angrily: "You are obviously not comforting, you are hitting me." ”
Mu Fan, who finally pulled back a game in front of his cousin, laughed: "Just kidding, besides, the security guard in Yuanyue School Park is not so easy to be." You see the sweeping monk of "Dragon Babu", he is invincible in Shaolin Temple, let alone you are a security guard! ”
"Believe it or not, I'm throwing you out of here?"
Mu Ruo gritted his teeth and looked at Mu Fan, and said sadly: "They are also from the Mu family, when will I be as good as you." ”
"It's not an excellent question, it's that you don't have a system!"
Mu Fan secretly scolded himself.
Because Mu Fan and Mu Ruo are relatives and childhood sweethearts, the two soon joked with each other and chatted. I hadn't seen my relatives for a long time, Mu Fan chatted with her cousin for a long time, and after eating, her cousin offered to accompany her to visit Akihabara.
Mu Fan didn't have anything to do, so he simply agreed.
Passing by the surrounding shops, Mu Ruo turned his head to look at Mu Fan, straightened his chest and said generously: "Cousin also brought a lot of money to Japan this time, Mu Fan, you can buy whatever figure you like directly, consider me a treat!" ”
Mu Fan also knew that his cousin was not short of money, after all, there were many chain restaurants in Huaxia Kingdom, and he was short of money in the past because he was embarrassed to talk to his cousin's family.
In fact, in Japan, many high school students are relatively self-reliant and are working part-time, and if it weren't for the previous part-time job and being cheated by the boss, they would not be so short of money that they can't afford to eat.
He turned his head to look at the figures derived from Hatsune Miku, Kuroyukihime, Akuya, and the characters and goblins in "The Legend of the Fantasy Demon Knife", but although these figures are very beautifully made and the price is also very high, Mu Fan has almost no sense of the figures since he has known so many beautiful girls in reality.
The experience of this year made Mu Fan feel that he himself seemed to have betrayed the huge alliance of the otaku.
Even if he once swore that no matter what kind of girlfriend, sister, or friend he met, he would never give up his two-dimensional wife, but when it was a long time, Mu Fan knew.
What a two-dimensional wife, all of them are paper people!
Or a beauty in reality -
Awesome!
......
"Cousin, you can buy whatever you like, and I'll pay for it!"
Mu Fan turned his head to look at Mu Ruo, the maid café meal just now was paid by his cousin, and Mu Fan was not short of money, and it was impossible for his cousin to spend money all the time.
Besides, when the maids saw their cousin paying, their eyes changed when they looked at him.
Brother and sister came out to eat, and even asked the younger sister to pay, this incompetent brother!
"Okay, then I'm not going to be polite to you."
Mu Ruo also knew that Mu Fan was not short of money, and he did not refuse, when the two passed by a bookstore, Mu Ruo turned around and walked in, and Mu Fan could only follow in.
Mu Ruo passed by the light bookshelf and occasionally opened one to look at it.
Mu Fan walked over and asked Mu Ruo in surprise, "Cousin, do you like light too?" ”
Mu Ruo put it back on the bookshelf and shook his head: "No, no, what I really like is the book." These covers are so well drawn, I thought it was a book! ”
"Huh?"
Mu Fan opened his mouth wide, looked at his cousin who was walking towards the depths of the bookshelf, and rubbed his ears.
Mu Fan seriously suspected that he had heard it wrong, except for the book painter Ying Lili, it was the first time Mu Fan had seen a girl so embarrassed to say that she wanted to buy a book.
Mu Fan was just about to ask, when he saw his cousin walk to the innermost part of the bookshelf, and then turned his eyes to the top of the bookshelf where there was a magical girl wearing a magic dress, the white silk and clothes were torn, revealing white and greasy and crystal skin, sitting on the ground, on the book of a magical girl who was tied with a rope, and licked her lips.
"I want this book!"
Mu Ruoyi bit her lip and jumped up, but because the height of the top of this bookshelf was two meters, because of her height, Mu Ruo couldn't take down the book after jumping a few times.
Moreover, Mu Ruo's figure is too vigorous, every time he jumps, the two arrogant peaks on his chest keep shaking like jelly, which makes the eyes of many gentlemen in the bookstore hot, and they all turn to Mu Ruo.
Mu Fan faintly heard a burst of discussion in his ears.
"Wow, I finally understand why you are asking if you crave power? It turns out that I crave Naiko! ”
"Why?"
"What more power do you need with these two Q bombs!"
Cousin, can we not be ashamed? You really want a book!
Hearing the surrounding discussions, looking at Mu Ruo, who was still jumping to reach the book, the corners of Mu Fan's mouth twitched.
Buy a book in front of me?
Mu Fan was a little helpless, but fortunately, he and his cousin were adults, and it was normal to buy a book.
In order for others to stop looking at his cousin, he simply walked over and directly reached out and took down the books on the shelf, otherwise Mu Fan seriously suspected that if he jumped down again, his cousin's clothes would collapse.
It is estimated that the gentleman in the store may not be able to stand the stimulation and die on the spot!
Mu Fan took down the notebook and prepared to hand it to Mu Ruo.
"Mu Fan, you are too unemotionally intelligent, right? It's not fair that there are so many girls like you like you! ”
Seeing the notebook handed over by Mu Fan, Mu Ruo gave him a desperate look: "At this time, you should find a stool for me to step on, you all know that I always want to grow taller, are you deliberately showing off your growth like this?" ”
After speaking, Mu Ruo came to the door of the bookstore, picked up a chair and came to Mu Fan's location, stepped on the chair, and beckoned to Mu Fan.
Mu Fan was speechless for a moment, so he had to raise his hand again and put the notebook on it.
My cousin reached over and took the book from the bookshelf in her hand.
"It's finally here!"
Mu Fan wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, his cousin is really different from ordinary girls, she is a strong girl!
Took down the book.,She took the three books around her.,It's said to be to buy a few more copies at a time.,Save often to buy it.。
After buying it, my cousin came to the front desk of the salesperson and slapped the notebook on it.
"Trouble this book, I want it!"
The salesman glanced at her: "I'm sorry, this little sister, there are rules in the store, you are not allowed to buy a book under the age of sixteen." ”
"I ....."
My cousin's face gradually became ugly, and she gritted her teeth and glared at the clerk: "It's amazing to be tall, what's wrong with me being shorter, if I didn't grow small, I would have fought with you!" ”
.......
"Really, I hate it when people say I'm small!"
My cousin walked down the road holding an ice cream, stretched out her cherry red tongue and licked it, muttering sullenly.
In fact.... I really don't blame people.
Not to mention height and looks, how can anyone at the age of nineteen walk on the road and lick ice cream like this?
Mu Fan was carrying the book bought by his cousin in his hand, a little helpless.
Just now thanks to him standing up and saying that he wanted to buy a book to solve this matter, otherwise, with his cousin's character, it is really possible to fight with other clerks!
In fact, for his cousin, Mu Fan has long regarded her as a younger sister.
Anyway, it's all relatives, and there is no difference between sister and sister.
At this time, Mu Ruo's eyes suddenly looked towards a shop window in Akihabara, and was attracted by a white and chubby clay figure inside.
"Wow, Dabai, it's Dabai! Mu Fan, look at it, it's Dabai! Mu Ruo turned around excitedly and said to Mu Fan.
"Big White?"
Mu Fan turned his head and saw the big white clay figure and figure in the window.
In fact, Dabai is a virtual character who appeared in the movie "Super Marines", a chubby inflatable charging robot, who is loved by everyone because of his cute appearance and kind nature, and is known as "cute god" and "guardian warm man".
It was the hottest god ten years ago in 2015, but with the change of the times, Dabai gradually withdrew from the market, and it is still a little difficult to find it in the current market.
Mu Fan remembered that when he was a child, his cousin seemed to like Dabai very much, but he didn't expect that when he grew up, he liked it even more than before.
Before Mu Fan came back to his senses, he felt a softness in his palm.
"Come with me, I want this big white!"
Mu Fan was pulled into the store by his cousin, and then walked straight to the store, looking at the clay people in the transparent cabinet and several big white pendants, his body trembling with excitement.
"Dabai, Dabai, there is really a big white here, it's so cute!"
In this kind of era, there are still people who like Dabai?
Mu Fan looked at Da Bai, who no one cared about, and said to his cousin casually:
"Cousin, in our school's club, those who like art are called painting idiots, those who like handsome guys are called, and those who like judo are called martial arts idiots, you like Dabai so much, so are you called ..... Big White..."
Mu Fan had just said this, and was about to finish the whole sentence, when he suddenly felt a cold killing intent coming, and when he raised his head, he saw his cousin gritting his teeth, his eyes showing a look of wanting to kill, he could only hold his breath and swallow the last word back hard.