Chapter 301: Question: How does a fat orange cat kowtow? Please describe it in one sentence! (5 points)

Meow meow?

There are also red envelopes in this meow?

Su Guo looked at Old Man Su suspiciously.

It's really that this old man usually plays tricks on himself, and his reputation is not very good.

"Dad, what are you doing with the red envelopes for the fruit?" Su Mingxuan stepped forward to stop him, "Keep your old money for your own use!" ”

Old Man Su waved his hand, took out a red envelope sealed with red paper from his pocket, and shook it at Su Guo.

Su Guo: "......" won't you, right? Is the old man really?

He thought about it, jumped off the sofa, ran to Old Man Su, stood up and hugged Old Man Su's knees, and looked up at the red envelope in Old Man Su's hand.

"No! No way! Old man Su waved the red envelope in his hand, "You have to kowtow to give, do you understand kowtow?" ”

Old Man Ye and Old Lady Ye next to him didn't stop Old Man Su's nonsense, and they all watched happily.

Kowtow? Su Guo tilted his head and thought about it, what is the posture of kowtowing? Is it just a butt pouting like the little girl just now?

"Poof~~" Ye Yiyun suddenly laughed, and when she saw Su Mingxuan's puzzled look, she explained with a smile:

"Fruit...... Kowtow...... Isn't it just his usual ...... Lying on your stomach...... Sleeping position......"

When you think about it, it really is......

Human kowtow is to throw five bodies to the ground...... The fat orange cat usually lies on the sofa, doesn't it often sleep in the posture of grabbing the ground with his head......

"Hahaha~~~" The room of people laughed, and Old Man Ye also smiled and said:

"Fruit, you will sleep with your grandfather...... There's a red envelope......"

Su Guo: "......" black face! What the hell is sleeping one?

Old Man Su also found that he called Guozi to kowtow at this time, but it didn't make much sense, so he decisively changed his words: "Then you say goodbye to grandpa!" Bye-bye? Bye with your two forepaws arched! ”

As he spoke, the old man raised his palms together, clenched them into fists, put them together with the heart of the fists facing down, and then arched his hands.

"Poof...... Hahahaha...... "The other people in the room laughed even more, the old man did a lot of children's movements when they learned cats."

It's just that this kind of action is a little extra funny for an old man to do it.

"Ugh!" The old man also found that his movements were a little inappropriate, so he immediately withdrew his hand, and waved the red envelope in his hand at Su Guo:

"Hurry up, say goodbye, the red envelope will be given to you! Otherwise......"

The old man made the appearance of tearing paper,

"Did you see it, tear it up...... It's gone! ”

Su Guo scratched his ears with his forepaw, and it was relatively simple to bow down.

Anyway, his center of gravity is low, and it is not difficult for people to stand up without relying on anything.

Letting go of the knees of the old man Su who was hugging, Su Guo continued to stand, put together his two forepaws, and bowed.

"Bow three times ~ Say goodbye! Bye-bye! Old Man Su smiled strangely.

Su Guo looked helpless, the old man was still addicted!

That's it, let's have fun today!

Su Guo continued to stand, arched his palms vigorously and bowed a few times, then took advantage of the situation to pounce forward, and hugged Old Man Su's knees again,

"Meow~~" It's time for me, right?

"Hmph, you're barely passing!! Here you go! Dismantle it yourself! Old Man Su looked reluctant, and stuffed the red envelope in his hand to the fat orange cat.

Su Guo gently grabbed the red envelope with his teeth, turned around and jumped on the sofa, found a comfortable position, and then began to open the red envelope.

Eject a claw and swipe it at the place of the seal, and the seal will be opened.

There was a burst of ...... in the red envelope

Familiar scent???!!!

Su Guo had a bad premonition in his heart, and his originally beautiful expression slowly sank.

After two more cuts, the contents of the red envelope were finally revealed.

Be......

Two pieces of ......

Deep-sea fish fillet ???!!!

That's not the point! The point is!!!

These two pieces of dried fish fillets were brought by Su Guo himself from the Hujiang River!!

That's right, this was originally a snack brought by Su Guo himself!!

So...... Old man, you use Ben Meow's snacks to give Ben Meow New Year's money???

Everyone saw the fat orange cat tilting its head to the dry fish fillet for a while, the expression on his face slowly changed from joyful at the beginning to expressionless, and finally all his facial features began to droop down.

From the ears to the eyebrows, and finally to the corners of the mouth, all show that the fat orange cat is now super depressed.

"Hahaha~~~~" Old Man Su patted his thighs and smiled very proudly.

Su Mingxuan also saw what tricks Old Man Su was playing, the old men would never buy any snacks such as dried fish fillets, so these two pieces of dried fish must have been taken out of the luggage they brought.

The old man played a hand to borrow flowers to offer the Buddha, not to mention, this "flower" was still borrowed from the "Buddha".

No wonder the fat orange cat is now aggrieved like a fat man of two hundred pounds.

Su Mingxuan was about to step forward to comfort his fat orange, when he saw Old Lady Ye come out of the room at some point, holding a shopping bag in her hand and putting it in front of Su Guo.

"Oh, this is your New Year's money...... That's your grandfather joking with you! ”

Su Guo, who was already lying on his stomach weakly, got up with a grunt, grabbed the mouth of the shopping bag and looked inside, wow!

Inside is a small package full of shopping bags of dried deep-sea fish fillets!!

"Meow Meow Meow ~~~"

The fat orange cat couldn't care about being reserved, and immediately hugged Mrs. Ye's arm and sprinkled coquettishly.

You are really my non-biological grandmother!

Where is it like that stinky old man, he will only play tricks on Ben Meow~

"Mom......" Su Mingxuan was just about to speak, this kind of deep-sea dried fish fillet is also a high-end snack in the snack, and most people will not buy more to eat, let alone give it to a cat.

"Hey, this is a reward for the fat stupid cat, did you do something good some time ago!" Old Man Su spoke first and interrupted Su Mingxuan's words.

"Besides, it's better to give cats snacks or this kind of pure natural products, look at what kind of fish biscuits you usually eat, in addition to fish bone meal is flour, this kind of pressed thing, in addition to eating a taste, what nutrition can it have?"

"Uh......" Su Mingxuan looked at his own fat orange who was happily pretending to be tender and coquettish in Mrs. Ye's arms, and he still needs to supplement nutrition for this product?

However, he won't argue with his old man about the nutrition of a cat during the New Year, anyway......

If only you were happy!

Old Man Su was skinned for a while, and he was in a high mood, so he pulled the juniors and chatted for a while.

The main content is still "I want to ...... back then"

"I think when TV was popular, there was still a Spring Festival Gala on Chinese New Year's Eve."

"Although this party is held every year, I am scolded every year, and in the end, no director is willing to take over."

"But now the TV station has also canceled, and the programs I usually watch are provided by entertainment companies, so this Spring Festival Gala will be gone......"

"After all, there is no organization that can oversee the overall situation, where can this party be ......"

"Now that I think about it, I suddenly feel a little nostalgic again......"