Chapter 69: To join the Earth Guardians, you have to pass the panic test

The Earth Alliance released a new message and promotional video that immediately caused a global sensation, especially among young people.

"Earth Guardians were established, and Galaxy Academy officially enrolled students"

The promotional video is more than 5 minutes long, and once it is released, it dominates the Internet hotspots.

Open it and take a look, the energetic soundtrack, Black Widow, Wonder Woman, Scarlet Witch and other well-known Hollywood superhero actresses, as well as some popular Asian actresses, are all wearing a handsome college uniform.

In the newly completed Galaxy Academy, they learned to fly airships, and lined up in the sky one by one; They learn to fly humanoid mechs, jumping and punching with a bang; Armed with swords, they slashed and slashed ferociously, shoving a forage called Guiding Spirit Grass into their mouths.

(Of course, during the filming, the airship and mecha were all in intelligent autopilot mode, and they just put their hands on the console to make a show.) )

They've graduated from Galaxy Academy! And join the Earth Guardians, change into another handsome space uniform, and salute.

Suddenly, the picture changed. "Wha!" An ugly giant bull-headed alien with three fangs appears in a whistler airship and roars, "I'm going to invade Earth!" An old and broken robot next to him beeped, "I'm going to destroy the Earth." ”

Woohoo! Sirens sounded, and the Baikal spaceport was thrown into chaos, with children crying and elderly people falling and unable to get up.

"Guardians of the Earth, dispatch!" The voiced voice shouted with endless joy.

On the ground of the ship, these uniformed beauties rushed to a row of airships, jumped on them, and the engines were turned on, and they took off! The video cuts to a close-up of each of them in the cockpit, all of them looking resolute. "Blaster, fire!" "Tow Beam!" "Gamma rays!" Their voices mingled.

The skyrocketing attack hits the enemy airship, "Wow...... the bull-headed alien screams in horror, and the screen cuts out, and the invading airship explodes.

The rousing soundtrack of victory begins (that is, the one with "Once upon a time, in a galaxy far away"), and the convoy airship lands on the ground.

They stepped off the airship, walked side by side, took off their space helmets, shook their hair, and said in unison:

"Come on, defend the earth together, we need you."

In the end, they took out a bottle of drink and held it in their hands, "This video is exclusively sponsored by the 'Fire Extinguishing Spirit' of Spirit Mercury, the leader of the Galaxy Alliance's herbal tea, Supreme Good Herbal Tea, Supreme Fire Fighting Spirit, Spirit Mercury Herbal Tea cheers for the earth." ”

The young people who watched this video were like they were covered in chicken blood, and I want to be a superhero too! You can cultivate psionic energy, drive airships, drive mechas, and fight bugs...... It's so cool, and the artificial high welfare is good, sign up, you have to sign up.

Young people from all over the world, regardless of their majors, are flocking to Galaxy Academy.

(On the other hand, Cat Thorn City is also recruiting students, and a promotional video has also been released: Wang Xiao worked hard to chop wood and carry water, Xiaoyu jumped on a wooden pillar, Catherine inserted a rice tank, and ten people in the cat group squeezed into a flying sword and flew up to the Eiffel Tower to watch the sunset.) However, there was basically no response to this video, which was very bleak. )

Galaxy College is built on a beautiful beach on Hainan Island (which makes Hainan housing prices rise again), medium-sized, Penglai style, and is also a multi-treasure product, costing 60 million (those space junk are really worth some money), equipped with a variety of teaching robots and equipment, and has been equipped with 30 airships, 10 fighter jets for teaching, and 6 barely usable tattered small spaceships (Hao Babi's ability to assemble spaceships is indeed strong).

The academy has become another symbol of the Earth Alliance, beyond the Baikal spaceport.

Today is the first day of enrollment, and through a large teleportation booth, 100,000 young people from all over the world crowded the Star River Plaza in the atrium of the college. They are full of confidence and hope, but the first batch of trainees is only 500 places.

"I would like to invite the dean to speak." Management agent "Hehe" broadcasts said.

The candidates cheered and applauded, and they all looked at the podium and the big screen in the background. What came out was not a half-bald old man with a shy belly, but a young man with black hair eating a bag of snacks.

Lin Fang served as the dean, Dongmo Tonggong was the vice president and teaching director, Na Senfei was the chief instructor of the flight course, and Wei Miao was the spaceship knowledge teacher......

"Thank you." Lin Fang walked to the center of the podium, "Don't be too nervous, play well, come on." He stepped aside.

The crowd was stunned, but then there was a louder cheer, and it was nice not to have spoken for half an hour.

"Well, then I'll introduce it to you." Dongmo Tonggong came out and said, the three giant bulls pushed a floor-to-ceiling air conditioner-like black machine to follow, and Hao Babi followed, she said, "This machine is called a panic detector." ”

Lie detector? Do the candidates know this to test their enthusiasm?

"To be a warrior, you have to face all kinds of situations. If you panic at every turn, then sorry, you don't have a warrior talent. Dongmo Tonggong said solemnly, "What we want are those who are calm!" Only by passing the panic test can you move on to the next round. ”

Panic detection? Only then did everyone realize that Hao Babi was already operating, and the panic detector released bursts of phantom radio waves, interfering with their brain waves.

The two main instincts of living beings are survival and reproduction, and using them to detect panic is a mainstream practice that is very effective.

Hao Babi listened to Lin Fang's wishes and took the survival test first. To survive is inseparable from food, Hao Babi created such a situation: the candidates are very hungry, and they get a piece of cake, which is exactly the kind they like to eat, so fragrant. Just as they were eating it, the cake suddenly fell out of their hands, and a husky rushed over to grab it.

Originally, it was only a short process, or before they could react, the cake had already fallen into the dog's mouth. But now the phantom airwaves made them feel like the moment was endless, and they watched clearly as their beloved cake fell in mid-air, and the husky pounced with their mouths wide open.

Will the cake fall to the ground? Will it be eaten by dogs? Or do you pounce on it yourself and eat it yourself?

"Ah......" Many candidates suddenly showed a painful look, and the weakness of human nature was hit hard, so panicked. Out!

"The cake is mine!" Some people rushed to the ground to eat the fantastical cake. Out!

"Go away, beat you! Woohoo! "Some people yelled at the dog uncontrollably and even barked in an attempt to scare it away. Out!

Some people feel like they are crazy when they see everyone around them, and they feel so dangerous that they can't help but feel their hearts and livers...... Out!

After a while, the candidates in the square who were still able to hold on without panic did not even have one percent.