Chapter 2 Daily bickering
The second father, Pang Shou, hurriedly ate the meal silently, because he knew that Zhang Ruochen and the boss were going to start preparing for the daily mutual confrontation again
"As big as you, you are all playing in the village, you only run up the mountain every day, you look at the outside now, which one is not finished eating now" The big daddy was arrogant and pointed out with thorns that Zhang Ruochen, this kid, ran too far, and ate too late every day, and he had to be called to start the meal.
In the face of his father's accusation, Zhang Ruochen also retorted mercilessly, "How can anyone cook for adults when I am my age, and there is also a bottle where a child of my age pees in a bottle of water for adults to drink, do you want me to learn from them?" ”
"Poof" Zhang Ruochen's second, third and fourth fathers sprayed rice on the ground at once
And Zhang Ruochen's third father feels that his godson is right! But because of the character, I can only continue to eat the meal that I have in my eyes.
Zhang Madness looked at his second, third, and fourth children speechlessly.
He was speechless as a soul saint was refuted by a six-year-old child, but he looked at Zhang Ruochen with an angry smile, and he really didn't know what to say for a while
"Your second father thinks you're so old, but you're much more sensible than you" Zhang Madness hurriedly compared his second father with this kid, anyway, he didn't know what his second father was like when he was a child, this is the advantage of age.
"If sensible becomes fat, and fat becomes a broken mouth, I won't be so sensible, that is, I am sick." Zhang Ruochen continued to fight with the big daddy while eating
"My little temper, what does it mean to become fat, what to turn into a broken mouth, is your second father so unbearable? I want to be handsome and chic, and I am suave ......" Pang said thinly, and was quickly suffocated by Pang Fat's eyes
Zhang Ruochen glanced at his second father and continued, "Why do you say me every time, you look at my second father, I don't know how many pounds I am fat, why don't you care." ”
"There is also the fourth father, who doesn't speak every day, doesn't need to fan in the summer when he stands next to him, and can freeze people in winter, how can you care about it, you know that it's embarrassing to care about me as a six-year-old child."
"It's different." Big Daddy is arrogant and says it's different
"How is it different, they are all a family, they are all growing up under your management, how is it different" Zhang Ruochen stared at the big daddy with wide eyes
"It's a generation older than you, it's just different," said Zhang Yan, looking back with wide eyes
After looking at each other for a minute, Zhang Ruochen felt that his eyes were sour and said, "Next time, I will pee into the water you drink like other children, this time it's okay!" ”
"You dare, I'm making you feel tight and go home, hurry up and cook!" Zhang roared angrily
"Wow, what a great ideal!" Zhang Ruochen screamed.
"Poof, haha" Chen Sheng, Pang Thin and Pang Fat couldn't help it, but they were suffocated by an arrogant look.
"Stinky boy, you give me a little serious" Zhang Ruochen looked at Zhang Ruochen speechlessly
"You know now that you're serious, why didn't you take it seriously when you fed me at the beginning, a bucket of gruel, I ate three bites, and you ate the rest, and said that I was too young, it was better to eat less, if it wasn't for the early return of the third father, I would have starved to death" Zhang Ruochen was also quite helpless when he talked about this matter, he was used to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, and he was eating things that pigs and beasts didn't eat, and when he saw the porridge that people ate, could he eat a little more?
"You were more serious about me back then, and I wouldn't be like this now!"
Zhang Qi was also helpless and embarrassed, but in order to find face, he said with a serious face, "I will practice with you tonight"
Zhang Ruochen looked at the eldest father arrogantly, and said with a shocked face, "What, isn't it practicing with the third father today!" Why do you want to bully the small, disrespectful, shameless, bullying children, and have no dignity as a father! ”
"What do you mean by bullying the small, I'm here to help you grow up quickly, do you have any opinions?" Big Daddy hurriedly looked at Zhang Ruochen with a serious face, and said to Chen Sheng again
In fact, I was thinking in my heart, I can't talk about you, see if I don't beat you with peach blossoms, otherwise others will think you are my father!
Zhang Ruochen hurriedly looked at his third father with a hopeful face, how pitiful and pitiful he looked.
And the third father, Chen Sheng, looked at Zhang Ruochen with a pitiful face, and then looked at his boss who was just about to plead
Zhang Mad and the third brother were together, and at first glance, he knew that his third brother was soft-hearted, "cough, cough" and quickly coughed twice
Zhang Ruochen heard that his eldest father was coughing arrogantly and hurriedly said|" What are you doing, you don't know how to be honest, don't you? ”
Zhang Mad smiled embarrassedly, and hurriedly said to Zhang Ruochen with a straight face, "My throat is uncomfortable, it's not okay to cough twice!" ”
Pang Thin, Chen Sheng, and Pang Pang looked at their eldest brother speechlessly, as a soul saint, his throat is uncomfortable and deceitful.
Chen Sheng looked at his eldest brother and had no choice but to agree, and whispered to Zhang Ruochen, "I'm sorry."
Zhang Ruochen was full of helplessness, glanced at the third father, and then looked at the eldest father and said, "I won't cook tomorrow."
"If you don't do it, you won't do it" Zhang Crazy finished speaking and hurriedly lowered his head to eat, just after arguing with Zhang Ruochen, the second, third, and fourth children had already finished eating
Zhang Ruochen also hurriedly sent the rest of the dishes to his mouth, for fear that he would have to make supper.
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Zhang Mad asked the third child to clean up the dinner table, and Zhang Ruochen walked out of the door and came to the outside of the courtyard
Inside the small courtyard
"What do you see, I haven't seen someone as dusty as me!" Zhang Qiang looked at the kid in front of him with a smug face
"I'm looking at an old bastard who is not old and disrespectful, and bullies children," Zhang Ruochen said through gritted teeth
The corners of Zhang Mad's mouth went up, because he had this wonderful plan since he was more than three years old when he taught Zhang Ruochen's soul technique. Every day, the four of them teach Zhang Ruochen back and forth, so every time he and Zhang Ruochen win, it doesn't matter, if he loses, he will take the opportunity to teach this kid to beat him, anyway, I'm the biggest, I say.
Sitting in the room and watching the lively Pang Thin, Chen Sheng and Pang Pang felt ashamed for their eldest brother, but when they practiced Zhang Ruochen, they were no lighter than Zhang Ruochen.
"I'll let you strike first today! Otherwise, I will bully you! Zhang Qi closed his eyes and said unconsciously, anyway, he was used to being embarrassed, a soul saint bullied the consciousness of a child who had not awakened
"Really!" looked at the arrogant Zhang Ruochen and said. And Zhang Ruochen rushed over halfway through his arrogant words, and only spoke after a blow to the yin leg.
"Really..... Rely on you, kid, if I don't beat you today, you won't be able to get out of bed tomorrow" Zhang Mad saw the flirtatious leg kicked between his legs, and said with an angry face
A punch smashed into Zhang Ruochen, and Zhang Ruochen's face hurt when the fist wind blew, and Zhang Ruochen hurriedly leaned back to dodge this punch
And Zhang Mad knew that this punch would definitely not hit this little monkey, so after one punch, the next punch fell closely, and Zhang Ruochen pushed forward with both hands, passing under Zhang Mad crotch, facing Zhang Mad who was nearly two meters tall, Zhang Ruochen's six-year-old height really couldn't even reach his waist.