My mother said that before going to bed, I put a bear on the head of the bed to keep me healthy and expel nightmares for me, so that I can grow up healthy and grow into a man who stands up to the sky, and I have been believing in it for more than ten years. What do you put on your bedside?

"Toilet paper."

………

"Very well, Mr. Toilet Paper, do you know who I am?"

"You are my brother, you have something to order."

"Are you sure it's these two beeps? Didn't catch the wrong person? ”

"Breath doesn't deceive, you can't be wrong."

The young man in front of him should be about the same age as himself from the appearance alone, but this big brother should be called.

Li Moyan didn't think that he was a powerful and domineering protagonist of the novel, handsome and chic, suave, with a group of wives and concubines, and brothers from all over the world. And the qualifications are all over the sky, the division is famous, with peerless martial arts, you can crush the sky, indulge your pride: you can move mountains and reclaim the sea, and the life and death of all living beings can be changed! But most of the reality is the opposite of my own fantasy. For example, an hour ago: I, Li Moyan, a superpower, was frightened by the words of passerby A, who is also a superpower, and the ending may be pretty good for me, but the calves that are still trembling seem to be still in the emotion of fear and have not slowed down. Another example is half an hour ago: I, Li Moyan, a superpowered person, holding on to the railing on the side of the road, staggering, was caught off guard by a cold pistol against the head, the heavy texture, the slight smell of lubricant, made me conclude that this was a real gun, out of responsibility for my precious life, I decided to go with him. Although the road is long, there will be an end. On the surface, this should be a basement where you can't see your fingers, but from my experience of giving in many times, this basement is by no means simple! Now: I, Li Moyan, a superpowered, was tied up by the two dog thieves in front of me after turning on a half-lit old-fashioned desk lamp, although the sloppy man who stared at me in the movie theater and "invited" me to come here pinned the pistol to his waist, although it was only a matter of seconds to break free from the restraints with my ability, but it was still the same sentence, judging from my Li Moyan's many submissions experience over the years, these two people are not simple! If the expectation is good, both of them are capable people! And the level is much higher than mine! From the current point of view, the other party should not have too much malice, I think as long as I actively cooperate with them, they say one and I don't say two, I will not die! I will live, live happily ever after!

There are some things, just think about it. Who lives on earth that is not a purgatory? I don't cry, I don't have the dignity to give up.

"Well, Mr. Toilet Paper, it's not a big deal to ask you to come, as long as you hand over the half of the exquisite jade, we will let you go. Since then, everyone has been safe, maybe it's the New Year's holiday, and we'll give you some gifts or something. Of course, if you don't pay it, then we will kill you and throw yourself into the river to feed the fish! ”

"Half-body exquisite jade? Not with me, what do you want that thing for? ”

"You're lying! Believe it or not, I threw you into the river to feed the fish?! Throw it to that terrible shark! ”

"Big brother, how dare I lie to you, life and death are at stake! I've only seen that thing twice, and the last time I saw it was in the hands of a big star baby. No, to be exact, on the chest. ”

..........What do you think?

This kid doesn't dare to lie. But even if the jade falls into the hands of the baby, the difficulty is much less, and I still can't handle it.... In other words, I'm out of play again? Damn it!

"This kid doesn't look like he's lying, now what are we going to do?" The sloppy man asked.

"What to do, how do I know what to do? With the two of us who have no combat ability at all, what else can we do except cheat and cheat, steal chickens and dogs??? ”

"Big brother, in fact, you don't have to worry, I know the owner of this jade, you can ........ Kindness? Wait, you guys don't have any combat capabilities at all?! ”

"What do you want to do?! I'm a 6.0 level supermaster, and I'd advise you not to act rashly! ”

"Well, I'm the kind of person who likes to be rough."

Rattan paper, pit viper form, winding.

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"Desert Eagle, good thing. If I say that this gun belongs to me from now on, I don't think you will have any opinion. So come on, tell you Grandpa Li honestly, what are you two doing? What do you want that piece of jade for? If I find you lying, I'll throw you into the river and feed the fish!" Feed the sharks~"

Sand, lost my eyes. The wind blows my hair. The master pretend to be a beep is always inadvertently natural. At this moment, Li finally felt a sense of presence unique to the protagonist.

Almighty God, if you can hear my call and grant my wish, I want time to stand still forever, Amen.

Compared with the hustle and bustle of the city, Li Moyan prefers the quaint streets near his grandmother's house when he was a child, and the neighbors are very familiar with each other. The key is that people are not indifferent to each other, whenever someone walks by, whether they recognize it or not, they will give you a sincere smile, warmth, and cordiality. Looking at the young people in the big cities, superficial! Impetuous! No special quality! Fight and kill at every turn, and ask for arms and legs. Is there anything in this world that can't be solved by communication? I respect that all of you people in big cities have read books, and I try not to be rough if you can, for fear of hurting the harmony. How can you think that you are so unreasonable, you have to force Lao Tzu to do it. Look at what kind of bird you look like now, stupid, right? Should! What a deserved!

Yuan Fang, what do you think?

Let's say, there is nothing to hide from this bit of, our soft persimmons, ordinary people can't fix it, let alone the capable.

"Ahem, ahem! Okay, Mr. toilet paper, you have to be mentally prepared, the thing is ....." Before the words were finished, the rattan paper wrapped around the young man's neck tightened a little more, and looking at the posture, it seemed that he was still exerting.

"Big brother! Eldest brother! I can't breathe! ”

Call............. Call......... Call........

"Big brother, my name is Che Jin, thanks to the love of the brothers, I am the current master of the Five Birds Tower. This kid is my retinue, you can ignore him. Here's the thing, since I took office, I have followed the will of my predecessor Tazhu to find the treasure of my clan——— Shennong Jade. Over the years, I have lost count of how many cities I have traveled and how many days and nights I have spent. Although my efforts have not been successful so far, I believe that one day I will ......"

"Big brother! Eldest brother! Eldest brother! Can't breathe! ”

"Nonsense, I'll throw you into the river to feed the fish! Feed the sharks. ”

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In six years, the gods have favored him, the pride of the sky, and he has the posture of a dragon, a peachwood sword in his hand, the sword fairy mountain, the seventy heads, the eight elders, and the thirty-two sword slaves together, and they can't hurt the slightest.

Six years,

The girl washed all the lead, calm and restrained, with long hair in braids, like a fairy.

The boy has a makeover, dressed in white, with long hair flying and a graceful demeanor.

Unexpectedly, Li Chaoyan gave up the idea of letting his younger brother wash the Imperial Sword Immortal Mountain in blood.

On the day they left, the siblings only took a bag of impatiens with them.

The two swore to each other, and in their lifetimes, they were sprinkled all over the world.

"Where are we going next?" The woman is tranquil and ethereal.

"Yesterday, I heard from the senior brother of the same sect that Zitong County has recently experienced a vicious battle and changed hands. I'd like to go and see what I'm going to do. If the people are simple, let's settle there first. What do you think? Li Nianyan's idea was that when the time came, he would be familiar with the local people, let them take a few sips of wine, pluck up the courage, and propose to Chaoyan. As the saying goes, wine is bold!

As soon as the words fell, Li Chaoyan stood on tiptoe, picked up Li Nianyan's handsome face with both hands and kissed it, kissing the whole face.

"Sister, you ......"

"Rely on me, you are handsome, don't want it, your eyes are still firing at me seriously, it's weird if people don't think about spring!" The woman stuck out her tongue, full of energy.

"You haven't answered me yet." Li Nianyan shyly turned his head away, although he snuggled up with his sister every night and slept every night in the past few years, but as he continued to grow up, he also knew that there was a difference between men and women, not to mention that he was not a blood relation, so it didn't matter if he was there, but if he ruined his sister's reputation, he would definitely suffer for a lifetime. Although Li Fengxian's reputation in the rivers and lakes has long been in shambles, in Li Nianyan's heart, her sister is a gift from God to herself, a holy angel, and everything to herself. He didn't want anyone to say that his sister was bad. It is not allowed to be touched by anyone but yourself! Gradually, Li Nianyan learned to be proportionate and independent little by little. Unconsciously, the distance from my sister has been maintained to a level of politeness.

Li Chaoyan understood his thoughts, and he didn't expose him with interest. But I'm a human being! Such an unprecedented perfect student discharged himself with his own character, how could he endure it.

"Turn my head around! Look into the other person's eyes when you speak! , you're so rude! What's more, people are still cute and soft girl paper. Li Nianyan broke his brother's head hard, that's right, it was broken!

"I know! I'm asking for your opinion, say it quickly. ”

Li Chaoyan rolled his eyes at his younger brother: "Are you a man, you are so old, you have to ask for the opinion of a little woman in me, you are not domineering at all, Si Swen is like a big girl!" Don't you have an idea, it's good to be dictatorial! ”

Me & amp; amp; amp; @￥@￥*@）@#！！！！！！！！！

In the past few years, my sister seems to have become more and more pungent, and she is rarely as gentle as when she was a child.

Kindness....... It's time to be tougher.

couldn't bear it, no need to endure it anymore, Li Nianyan directly gave Chaoyan a princess hug: "Then don't talk nonsense, let's go!" ”

Hmph~ Villain, that's pretty much it.