After satisfying the appetite of water friends.

Chen Mo said:

The girl said silently:

I just saw you prick my tires upstairs.

I:......

I'm so close to dying on the spot......"

"Poof......

"Miserable! It's really miserable! ”

"The sense of déjà vu of being caught by a teacher for doing bad things."

"Hahaha, I have a scene in my mind that the king is embarrassed!"

"I saw the scene where the girl was holding back her laughter and couldn't help laughing."

"The hanging king is really dripping skin!"

Chen Mo continued:

"The other day, the same table slept in the class teacher's class.

The head teacher called him up and asked him:

What is the answer to question 15?

I laughed next to me and said, "Choose C."

The tablemate smiled slightly, cleared his throat, and after a little thought, said: You should choose C.

The head teacher went up and directly slapped the girl's ear scraper:

Choose your uncle's c!

That's a fill-in-the-blank question! ”

Just when the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

The people who connected to the microphone are finally here!

Chen Mo wiped the sweat from his forehead and immediately chose to connect!

If he doesn't connect again, his joke will be broken.

Chen Mo: "Hey, hello, do you have any emotional problems that you would like to consult me?" ”

The other party: "Hello Hangwang, my surname is Qian, you can just call me Lao Qian...... My girlfriend is a weird ......

Hey, I don't even know how to tell you......"

Chen Mo: "It's okay, you can talk slowly." ”

Lao Qian: "So, let me show you a video I recorded." ”

Immediately after, Lao Qian sent a video.

Chen Mo clicked on the video, then zoomed in, and let everyone see it in the live broadcast room.

In the video, the object of the old money is holding a pregnancy test paper and scolding the old money.

Old money object: "Will you be responsible?" ”

Old Qian smiled and nodded.

The old money object held the pregnancy test paper in his hand and said angrily:

"What do you think now? Two bars!

How do you explain to my parents?

I don't care, tell your mom!

Don't you want to be responsible? ”

Seeing this, netizens were a little angry.

"I also said that my girlfriend is a wonder! It's not responsible for getting someone pregnant! ”

"Scumbag! Scumbag undoubtedly! ”

"Don't you even know how to wear condoms?"

"I don't know who gave you the face! also came to the live broadcast room to say that his girlfriend is wonderful! ”

“……”

The video continues.

Old Qian: "When did I say I'm not responsible?" ”

Old money object: "Are you planning to leave me alone?"

I'm so scared to be alone at home! ”

Lao Qian: "Then you can rest at home!" ”

Old money object: "Hehe, you're fine, just care about yourself, don't wear a condom."

Have you ever thought about the consequences?

Are you men like that?

Do you have to wear a condom to be satisfied?

Do you know how helpless I am now? A girl who was coaxed by your rhetoric and opened her body.

In order to satisfy the possessiveness of men, you don't wear a condom and leave your mark on my body!

Have you ever wondered what I'm going to do in the future? ”

See here.

The sailors were even angrier.

"What a good thing the girls say!"

"That's right, how do you make people behave in the future?"

"Paralyzed, this old money is not a thing at first glance!"

"Phew, scumbag!"

"Garbage !!"

"Le Se !!"

Netizens scolded non-stop in the live broadcast room.

However, at this time, the old money in the video changed his words.

Lao Qian said aggrievedly: "We got married a year ago and got a license, shouldn't we be pregnant now?" ”

A word comes out.

In the live broadcast room where the gongs and drums were noisy and firecrackers were ringing out, there was silence for a moment!

Chen Mo: "......"

Qin Benxi: "......"

All sailors: "......"

Everyone was speechless!

Nima!

It's your wife who feels this woman!

"I'm sorry...... I was wrong......"

"If you look like this, your wife is really weird......"

"This is the set before the marriage, and it was used after moving to the license."

"Uh...... It's been a year since they got married before they got pregnant, so it's already very slow. ”

"This guy thrilled me...... It turned out to be a small couple! ”

Chen Mo also smiled and said, "Old Qian, are you here to stuff dog food?" ”

Old Money; "Don't worry, keep watching."

The video continues.

Lao Qian's wife: "I'm married and got a license, is this the reason why you don't take safety measures?" ”

Old Qian: "Isn't this reason enough?"

I've been married for a year and I'm going to have a baby.,I can't in yet? ”

Lao Qian's wife: "You haven't done any safety measures since Youth Day."

Ejaculation with peace of mind.

What is the difference between you doing this and the scumbag outside?

I'm pregnant now, I ask you what to do? ”

Old Qian said with a black question mark on his face: "That...... Then give birth......

Moreover, where am I a scumbag? ”

Old Qian's wife: "A man who doesn't wear a condom is a scum!" ”

Old Qian: "I brought a set, how can you get pregnant?" ”

Seeing this, all the sailors couldn't close their legs with laughter.

"I finally understand why Lao Qian is coming to Lianmai!"

"It's really wonderful!!"

"Nima, I'm crooked when I'm laughing!"

"I feel sorry for my wife for three seconds, and then I laugh wildly for twenty minutes!"

"Old Qian's wife is also a debater!"

“……”

The video continues.

Old Qian's wife: "What are you going to do now that I'm pregnant?" ”

Old Money: "???

What else can I do? You're in good condition! ”

Old Money's Wife: "Then you support me?" ”

Lao Qian: "Haven't I been raising you all these years?" My sissy......"

Lao Qian's wife: "You only earn so many three melons and two dates a month, how do you tell me to spend these days?"

I miss you so much for more than 10,000 days a month before.

At that time, I bought whatever I wanted, and I could play wherever I liked.

After following you, you asked me to give up that job, and I don't dare to buy clothes now.

Now I'll make it clear to you first, I won't give birth if you don't have money! ”

Old Qian: "Then what do you want me to do?" Will I give you my mother's pension too? ”

Old Qian's wife: "I don't want your mother's pension!"

There is not much money, and it is useless to ask for it. ”

Things are finally clear.

Chen Mo sighed and said, "Old Qian, your wife is really not wonderful.

People think you make little money, and I'm afraid that they won't be able to let them live a peaceful life in the future! ”

Water friends also spoke.

"Old money, it's time for you to work hard to make money."

"You can't really blame your wife for being weird, a woman will think about her children!"

"Especially in today's society, it's hard to move an inch without money."

"Old Qian, in fact, I think it's your wife who is inspiring you."

"Working hard to make money to support your wife and children is the king! What do you say about your wife in the live broadcast room? ”

However, in the video.

The next sentence of Lao Qian's wife directly choked everyone to death......

End of chapter