Chapter 309: Return My Goddess
There is a tradition for newlyweds called "returning to the door", that is, the old lady will take her partner home the next day to save her relatives and have a reunion dinner. In view of the relatively short offseason this time, Wang Jin decided to stay with his parents and not go anywhere.
You can't have both fish and bear's paws, he has nothing to do with his family, but he has to return to work! Helplessly, in the early morning of the next day, Wang Jin once again repeated the farewell section and drove on the "road to prosperity".
Miss Qiu looked at Wang Jin, who was reluctant, and her eyes were full of urgency, "I said little second brother, is there a problem with your car?" ”
Wang Jin held the steering wheel: "Just kidding, this is a serious licensed Wuling!" Low fuel consumption, fast speed, stable chassis, my dad has always taken it as a baby, has not been driven a few times, what can be wrong? ”
Qiu Di said: "Then why does it run slower than a turtle?" ”
Wang Jin: "......"
Qiu Di said: "Little second brother, you are reluctant to let me go, right?" ”
- Some people look quite okay on the surface, but in fact, they are a "coward" in their bones.
When he was just pursuing others, Wang Jin dared to do anything and dare to tease anything, but once the two were really together, they immediately "exchanged offense and defense", and it became a gorgeous situation of "strong women and weak men".
"You call me, cough cough, call my second brother weird, don't learn from those children in Zhuangzi!" A thin-skinned driver interrupted.
Qiu Di said slowly: "Oh? Who was last night...... The more you listen, the more exciting it gets? ”
"Ahem!"
Wang Jin couldn't resist it, the steering wheel shook, and he almost plunged the car into the ditch.
Miss Qiudi's nerves are estimated to be made of iron, and in the face of the small "danger" that suddenly happened, instead of being afraid, she "giggled" and laughed very happily.
Wang Jin turned off the van and blamed: "Remember to drive in the future, don't make trouble!" In case of an accident, how can I explain to your family, how can I explain to my parents? Well? ”
Qiu Di blinked his eyes, very innocent: "But this speed is like standing still, dry and don't move, how can I explain to my agent and the company when I'm late?" ”
Wang Jin: "......"
Qiu Di smiled: "Okay, okay, little second brother, if the two love for a long time, how can they be in the morning and twilight?" Send me away! If you want to stop and give a kiss and a hug secretly, I'm fine! ”
Belch!
A classmate hurried to action and sped up quickly.
- All the men in this world, no matter how tough he is, how heroic he is, and even as powerful as Xiang Yu, the overlord who "pulls out the mountains and covers the world", he can't escape the love network after all.
Wang Jin is just an ordinary man, he also has seven emotions and six desires, and he is even more tender.
Because he has been training, publicizing, and playing games outside for a long time, he neglected to accompany his girlfriend, which caused him to feel guilty and attach great importance to getting together, and the attachment to separation was naturally even stronger.
Just sent his sister off yesterday, and today Wang Jin sent Qiu Di out of the country as usual, and it took a long time to return melancholy.
"Huh?"
When passing by next door, Wang Jin suddenly discovered a strange thing!
The little brother of the neighbor's fat uncle's family is bolting the pillar, and he is standing in a straight "military posture" next to the haystack, and I saw him raising his head and chest, with his hands on his pants, and his appearance is quite like that. But look at your face again, huh! The expression of the bolt pillar stinks terribly, and it is strong, twisted, and smelly, and it is like a little donkey that has just finished its feet.
Most of the young people in Wangjiazhuang are honest people, but occasionally a few outliers will emerge.
Following the unreliable Wang Jin, the younger brother of Zhuzhu has been successfully promoted to the "Little Demon King of the Mixed World" and "The Strongest Primary School Student"!
This kid is a worm in class and a dragon in class, flying to dig out a bird's nest, squinting and playing a slingshot, passing notes to female classmates, setting off firecrackers in the men's toilet, and wrestling and fighting are even more invincible! Playing and playing, accidentally, the friends next to him were gone, and he squatted in the original unit again......
Wang Jin was also in pain, and when he saw this, he stopped the car and bared his teeth and laughed.
"What's wrong with you? Sunbathing? ”
Zhu Zhu glanced at him: "Second brother? Hey, look at the soles of my feet! Just take a look! ”
Wang Jin stretched his neck curiously to look at it - a small circle was drawn with a pencil on the ground, and the space was just enough for the bolt pillar to stand inside, needless to say, it was guaranteed to be a disaster, and the punishment station was punished!
"Hahaha......"
The gloating Wang laughed wildly, not caring about his brother's emotions at all, "Uncle Fat learned from "Journey to the West", right?" Is the thing on the sole of your feet a 'gathering ring' or a 'Qiankun circle'? ”
Belch!
The little pot friend of the bolt is full of black mist.
Wang Jin continued to ask breathlessly, "What is the reason for this time?" ”
Zhu Zhu said indignantly: "It's really wronged, I dare to guarantee that I am innocent!" The math teacher had a problem with his eyes, and it was clear that he was talking to someone else during class, but he couldn't help but say that he took me out and punished me for running to the playground and ran several laps! ”
Is it a manslaughter? Lucky enough to carry it!
Wang Jin said: "Ahem, who told you to always be mischievous and be the focus of other people's care?" What happens next? ”
"I put a nest of wild bees in his office......"
"Poof! Click! ”
A surging smile swept over, and Wang Jin gritted his back molars before he could barely control them, "It's just nonsense!" Bolts, how can we do this? Do you still want to go to junior high school? You need to think about the consequences and think about your future. ”
"Yes, it should indeed be considered, the whole lesson is very painful!" It's all my fault! ”
Wang Jin was quite satisfied: "It's good that you recognize your mistakes." ”
Zhu Zhu regretted: "Alas, it's all to blame for my haste at the time, first, I didn't reconnoiter the terrain in advance and successfully retreated, and second, I didn't find out that the principal was also there, which caused him to suffer as well." If I could do it all over again, I believe it would be even better! ”
Belch......
Wang Jin's eyes widened, and he was petrified on the spot.
……
When Wang Jin returned home, he planned to help his mother feed the sheep, so he picked up the mobile phone in the bedroom and checked it to prevent any notifications from being missed.
When he clicked on the screen, he was instantly startled!
What's the situation?
There are more than 70 missed calls and countless software messages from various channels!
Wang Jin hurriedly pulled and found that there were business brokers in the summer, He Jiajia in "World Boxing", the old brother Hou Chao, familiar partners, sponsors, media friends, friends in various boxing gyms, and so on!
Wow!
Even Qiu Di sent a message?
Wang Jin calculated the time, it should be the words she left before she got on the plane! Something is wrong, is something earth-shattering really happening?
Man, of course, favors his girlfriend, he immediately hurriedly opened the notification to check.
- It was a photo of Qiu Di at Wang Yan's wedding scene, although she was wearing a hat and a mask, although she was standing far away, people who were familiar with her could still recognize her.
Qiu Di wrote: It was exposed! I'm done with it! Killed can't be admitted......
Exposure?
Wang Jin was demented for a few seconds, then rushed to the laptop and turned on the Internet.
After tossing and turning for a while, he finally figured out the reason: there were countless guests on the wedding day, who doesn't have a smartphone? Because Qiu Di is a recently popular catwalk star, she is often on the camera, and her body is highly recognizable, so she was taken a photo by a sharp-eyed friend and uploaded it to the Internet.
it!
A thunderbolt on a sunny day is like a magnitude 9 earthquake!
"Suspected Qiu Di" appeared in the Beast King Jin's house? How is it possible to pinch? Is this a special situation?
The majority of netizens clicked frantically and quickly sent the news to the headlines, and the real-time reading volume has exceeded one million times!
Hear what they have to say:
"After the all-round appraisal is completed, there is no doubt that it must be Qiu Di himself! Oh, the sky has no eyes! ”
"My heart is broken! If I can beat Wang Jin, I will kill him in Wangjiazhuang now! ”
"Brother, count me in when you take a taxi! Fight to save travel expenses! ”
"Cow chewing peony, tyrannical things! Dare to ask what kind of despicable means he used? ”
"Vomit blood three liters wow, please return my goddess!"
"What a flower is on that......"
Public opinion is almost one-sided, hundreds of thousands of netizens are all incredible, expressing shock, crying out for Qiu Di, no one sympathizes with poor Xiao Wang at all!
Someone's eyelids are throbbing violently!
"Damn, I don't think I can stay in this country......"