Chapter 88: Guedes, the King of Portugal! (2-in-1)
Whether it is Li Huitang, Tan Jiangbai, or Hao Haidong, Fan Zhiyi, when it comes to Gao Yu, who is in his 20s in the concentration camp, he can't wait for a crack in the ground to get into. (This guy hasn't made a career yet, and his name hasn't been changed to a more elegant "Yu", this "Yu" is a fur ball filled with hair, and it can also be seen from this that the skills of people who directly take Keju as their name will definitely not be bad...... οΌ
Who played modern football with these old antiques in the Song Dynasty? Li Huitang's group of people who came over in the 30s were very uncomfortable under the rules of the concentration camp, not to mention these thousand-year-old guys, when they came, they would play tricks, like kicking shuttlecocks. But people are talented, and they have touched the rules of football in less than a month, and no one can take him when he enters the small penalty area, and he is fancy and accurate when he passes the ball, and he plays with Li Tie, Li Weifeng, Sun Jihai, and other well-defended people on weekdays, and they can't prevent it at all one-on-one.
Personal ability falls into the realm of solitude and defeat, not stuck in things, grass, trees, bamboos and stones can be used as swords. Since then, he has been refined, gradually reaching the realm of no sword is better than having a sword......
It had only been half a year since he came to the concentration camp......
These modern players who originally looked down on him had to call him "brother", and Li Huitang even sighed that from ancient times to the present, China's talent in football is probably only one who can compare with him, and that is his virtuous brother Lu Poyu-
Lu Zhuhu only came into contact with football at the age of seventeen or eighteen, and it is appalling that he can practice to the world-class level he is now...... Li Huitang himself also walked out of the youth training camp of the regular South China team, and the second team and the first team of the junior team have been working step by step......
When Lu Zhuhu came, he asked Captain Gao just jokingly, how do you know that he is really so perverted - otherwise he will learn from him and change his name to "Lu Piqiu", maybe there will be another wave of balls?
asked Gao Yu what he was doing now, Li Huitang and they all shook their heads and felt pity, this guy is no longer playing football in the concentration camp now, because it doesn't mean much.
Football is not an individual sport, Gao Yu's pig teammates really can't bring it, Gao Yu can score five goals in a game, and his back line dares to concede twenty goals...... Defending this kind of thing is really something that these ancients couldn't learn......
After playing in the concentration camp league seriously for two years, the Great Song United team is still in the middle of the lower league, there is no hope of promotion, and Gao is also dead, I'm afraid there will be no day left the camp, miserable!
Since then, he basically doesn't go to the training ground, and no one dares to care about him, because they all know that his skills have not increased, and there are generally only two situations when he will show off two feet, one is when Real Madrid, Barcelona and other classic teams come to the concentration camp to abuse people, and there is the "All-Star Farewell Game" when the "top league champion" team is sent out of the concentration camp every year, Gao Yu will occupy a starting seat. For example, when the national team left in 97, everyone was originally happy, Gao Yu scored four goals in the half, and told them that I am your ancestor when it comes to playing football, and I am happy to go home, you are not angry......
Although Li Huitang boasted that this person was superb, Brother Guangliang himself was a person who was blown up in the literature of the stall, how could Lu Zhuhu easily believe it!
Besides, even if this guy is really talented, it is impossible for him to break as usual without training for two years, so Lu Zhuhu never thought that he would represent the national football team.
And although he is a young man now, after all, he is a famous big villain in history, so maybe what kind of character he is......
Until Brother Da Long also came back, he had always been afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and it was not a big deal to see the excitement, so he had to take Lu Zhuhu to visit this one together.
After not playing football, fortunately, there are many other entertainment activities in the concentration camp, and he is not bored, especially likes to watch historical themes, and especially likes to watch "The Complete Legend of Zhongyi Water Margin......
Gao Yu loves to watch the Water Margin......
No matter how you look at it, it has some high-end black meaning......
On that day, the two Dragon and Tiger brothers and Guo Bei came to visit together, and they were not close to the "Taiwei Mansion" (concentration camp dormitory...... I heard Lang Lang's chanting: "For more than 30 years, I have killed all the enemies, defeated all the heroes, and there is no resistance in the world, and there is nothing to do, but to live in seclusion in the deep valley and take the eagle as ......a friend."
The two of them were sweating profusely.
After entering, it is even more interesting, Gao Yu's dormitory is almost completely copied from the one when Lu Zhuhu crossed over to the national team, and Lu Zhuhu complained about the treatment that Mao wanted to give Gao someone the protagonist......
Oh, the treatment of the second male lead - Brother Da Long is the protagonist.
Seeing the people inside, the Dragon Tiger brothers were even more surprised:
A fat-headed, big-eared, fat-haired young man in his twenties, wearing big pants and flip-flops, shaking his head and reading with his head in his hand......
The Condor Heroes......
Isn't it the part I just read about Dugu's quest for defeat......
Seeing the two of them coming, the tall fat man nodded kindly.
"Damn, for Mao, you are looking at Jin Yong's martial arts! Didn't you say that you like to watch Water Margin the most! Guo Bei was the first to faint, his life has almost been filled with the plot of the Condor Shooting, especially Jin Yong's books (after all, his father "Guo Xiaotian", his mother "Li Ping", and his aunt "Bao Xi Weak"...... οΌγ
The young fat man smiled slightly: "I have always been very interested in these futuristic things, and the writing is also very good, it is not strange that I like to read them." β
Thump!
even said that the Condor Heroes are "futuristic......
But it is not surprising that Gao Yu said this, the Condor happened at the end of the Southern Song Dynasty, and it has been more than a hundred decades since the era of Song Zhezong......
"The three of them looked at the eyes, and they didn't know the name of the honorable, what to call it?" Gao Yu people are crazy, everyone in the concentration camp knows each other, and it has been a long time since I have seen strangers coming.
"In the next is not only surnamed Ning, but the cursive word is every day." Brother Da Long was the first to give up, showing his status as the leading big brother among the three.
"My surname is Guo ...... Let's call Xiao Guo. Guo Bei was still thinking about when his father's name would be changed back, and it hurt very much.
"Ahem, you just call me a prisoner." Lu Zhuhu didn't expect that Brother Da Long would tease people wherever he went, he was very honest, Guo Bei was not sensible, what a "small pot", the ancients called it "word".
The tall fat man's eyes lit up, and he looked at Guo Bei and Lu Zhuhu: "Then you two, who is Guo Poyu?" β
Lu Zhuhu: "......"
Guo Bei: "......"
"None of them were." Brother Da Long said kindly.
The tall fat man expressed his understanding, and instead of looking at Brother Da Long, he still looked at the two of him: "Then which of you tells me, can the dragon slayer knife really command the world?" After the destruction of Xiangyang City, how did it fall out? β
Burst!
Don't you still treat us as "Guo Poyu" and ask...... Captain Gao looked ill.
Jin Yong's elegance and vulgarity are appreciated, and even the ancients can be fascinated.
But......
"I really don't want anyone to say Jin Yong in front of me!" Guo Bei is crazy.
Then the tall fat man knew that the three of them wanted to invite him to play football in the mountains, but before he could speak, the three of them had already dispelled most of their thoughts-
This body shape is simply the king Dong who has been fat for two laps!
It's hard to get on the kang, can you still expect him to play?
Or is it that the food in the concentration camp is too good, and this guy has been degraded for two years and has not played in training, and quickly became a ball?
Gao Yu strangely looked at a large number of three people: "Who did you hear that I was very thin?" β
"Needless to say, you look at the portrait of the Water Margin, and the TV series-"
"Wei Zongwan, Li Zixiong, neither the old nor the new version is like mine!" Gao Yu rolled his eyes.
Damn, do you still know Wei Zongwan and Li Zixiong......
Gao Yu pinched his belly, and when he mentioned it, it was full of fat, and he trembled: "When I came to the concentration camp, it was almost so heavy, of course, I have grown a few catties of meat recently......"
I'm afraid it's not just a few catties, it's dozens of catties......
It's useless to say more, and since that's the case, thenβ
Lu Zhuhu arched his hand: "Farewell!" β
In the last World Cup, Brother Da Long had to take Wang Dong, and Lu Zhuhu didn't agree with it at the time, but fortunately, he later found the same "fat" but rich skills in the forbidden area to replace it......
Brother Da Long stopped him, because being fat doesn't mean he won't be able to play, and Lu Zhuhu's former teammate Sun Jinshun is also very fat, but he is still a fierce general. and Maradona, who almost died of obesity, had no free kick in the team when he coached the national team......
Guo Bei also said so, he had been to the Northern Song Dynasty, and it seemed that he had heard that the famous Gao Taiwei was "rich", and that he was also the imagination of later generations because he was thin and insidious, and he himself was not a famous person at that time.
couldn't resist Brother Dalong, who was bent on watching a good show, Lu Zhuhu could only accept his whimsical idea of inviting Gao Taiwei out to try. Gao Yu was also very happy when he heard that he was going to play a strong team outside, because the people in the concentration camp were too weak to be able to lift his energy for a long time.
"I think if we play Argentina against him, we have to find a few more veterans, just in case." Lu Zhuhu was a little worried.
"Who said that he was going to play for the national football team?" Brother Da Long said with great interest: "Let other teams try his quality, so that he doesn't play well, and we have nothing to lose." β
This Lu Zhuhu is recognized, but which team should be this "unlucky guy", no, the "lucky one"?
"It's Portugal." Brother Da Long didn't think much about it and said: "It just so happens that one of the two teams of Uruguay and Portugal is our opponent in the next round (I have already tacitly accepted that the Chinese team will definitely advance), let Guo Bei take him over to the scene to explore the reality." Didn't Portugal say that Ronaldo was working too hard and had no helpers? Well, I'll send my country's most gruesome and heavyweight 'King of the Ages' over to help him. β
Lu Zhuhu looked at the two highball kings as heavy as Ronaldo, he was very speechless, and he was really a "heavyweight"......
I'm afraid that I President Luo is not cold enough fast......
Lu Zhuhu and the president still have a deep friendship.
"It's okay." Brother Da Long waved his hand easily: "Portugal doesn't have the strength to win the championship anyway, in my opinion, Uruguay they won't be able to pass, it didn't hurt them, Portugal has the European Cup, and this group of players has already been completed......"
So on June 30, Guo Bei sneaked into the Fisht Olympic Stadium in Sochi with a fat man who was a fat ball, looking for an opportunity to replace the Portuguese player.
The two of them chose a very elegant place, a sanitary cubicle, and waited all the way for the players who came in and out of Gong.
In the middle, Master Pei Pei Pei came to pee a soak of urine, and Gao Yu was about to use his good "Taizu Long Fist" to knock him down, and the other party seemed to have a temperament that matched him very well - but he was stopped by Guo Bei.
Master Pei is now the defensive soul of Portugal, and he has taken him, and President Naluo is really a helper, and he is dead.
What's more, Master Pei is famous all over the world for his superb martial arts, and "North De Rong Nan Pei" is bright for a while, and the three-legged cat kung fu of your golf king is really not necessarily his opponent......
President Luo also came in the middle, but he was still vetoed by Guo Bei, the president's style of play is too special, let alone replace him, you may not even be able to do his signature celebration moves......
In the end, this lucky person fell to Gonzalo Guedes, Guedes played extremely well in the league before, and was known as the "King of Checks", and the King of Mesa Ball in Argentina, who was favored by many people to become the next generation of "peerless double pride". (laughs.) But the World Cup was a bit of a throwback, with two good chances wasted in the first game against Spain and two more missed chances in a great position in the second, a one-on-one and a quick set-piece to assist Cristiano Ronaldo β both of which were sure chances.
The market has changed his name to "Portuguese Wu Lei". (Wuqiu King: Meow?) οΌ
Without saying a word, Guo Bei anesthetized the other party with a needle, and quickly gave Gao Yu a "3D spray", Guo Bei felt very guilty when he did this - Gao Yu was not only fat, but also the same as most of his compatriots in the Song Dynasty, but also short, although the king of the ball was less than 1.8 meters, but still half a ball higher than Gao Yu, not to mention that although the ball was not played well, pit teammates, but at least he was in good shape and handsome......
Watching the trembling Gao Yu walk out, Guo Bei, who was wearing glasses, sighed, if you don't even have the physical strength for twenty minutes, it would be funny if you were tired and collapsed on the court......
The second match of the eighth game was played at 02:00 GMT, and Portugal did not know that they had become a testing ground for the big dragons, nor did they notice Guedes's anomaly today, and still maintained a great hunger for victory.
In the second minute, Joao Mario got rid of the bottom line from the left and crossed, Bernardo Silva nodded the ball from a distance to find Cristiano Ronaldo, but the ball went out of the bottom line.
In the 6th minute, Bernardo Silva split the ball, Ronaldo shot directly with his right foot in front of the penalty area, and Muslera was very attentive and confiscated the ball.
Portugal looked very disciplined in both attacks, but Guedes was not very involved and did not run - but it was also very much in line with the expectations of the audience.
In the 7th minute of the game, Cavani shifted to the left side in a wide range, Suarez attracted the defense with his right foot and passed vigorously into the penalty area, Cavani ran to the far point and shook his head to break the net!
1-0οΌ
Uruguay takes the lead!
Cavani has said that he is the "master of spitting" and the originator of "happy football", but today Cavani's efficiency is extraordinarily high, and he seized the first opportunity steadily, which is very good!
After Guo Bei saw this, he couldn't help but feel worried about the fate of Portugal next.
Gao Yu made his first appearance in attack in the 16th minute, Bernardo Silva passed the ball, and "Guedes" staggered into the box to score, but it was blocked. There was nothing out of the ordinary in his first shot. He was completely out of shape throughout the first half, and in the 31st minute, Bentancur brought him down in front of the penalty area to win a free kick for the president, but Ronaldo took a deep breath and fired a right-footed shot that was blocked by the wall.
Portugal then ended the first half with a one-goal deficit.