Earth Medical has opened!

After Wei Miao and biologists announced the news to reporters stationed at the spaceport, the earthlings were jubilant. The primitive backwardness of human civilization is not only reflected in space exploration, but also in its own body, which cannot be cured of baldness. Hair transplant? Just ask Rooney.

Now, after more than two months of tossing, these aliens are finally going to truly benefit mankind.

"There is salvation!" A lot of people say that, but a lot of people say that: "Don't believe them, whoever uses drugs becomes weird!" ”

The most excited and the most apprehensive are the same kind of people, those who work in the medical industry. Could it be that after the UFO research experts, they are also going home to sell sweet potatoes?

Those pharmaceutical giants really didn't expect that it was not the tech giants who were unlucky first. A group of pharmaceutical tycoons have poured into the spaceport, surrounding the small shop with a neon sign "Earth Medical", whatever medicine it is, we will help you sell it!

On this evening, the first press conference of Earth Medical was held in the store, which was broadcast live around the world.

Hundreds of millions of spectators saw that the shop was full of boxes and boxes, and they hadn't sorted it out much, and Wei Miao and biologists sat behind a small conference table.

More than a dozen specially invited reporters sat in the front, almost lined up outside the door of the store, and there were some idlers such as pharmaceutical tycoons.

"Let's get started." Wei Miao was a little nervous and twisted the microphone on the table. He's in charge, and it's going to take time to get used to it.

A reporter asked, "Hello Mr. Wei, can you tell us about the general situation first?" What diseases are these drugs treating? ”

After many years of being a member of the crew of the Shenyun, Wei Miao finally had the feeling of a successful person, and the more he spoke, the smoother it became: "I have learned about the medical conditions of the earth, and I am surprised, because many diseases are not difficult to find a cure if you are willing to deal with them with all your might." There is a chain reaction in overcoming diseases, one is better, the other will also make progress, and the whole biological research will also move forward. But you've been mother-in-law in many ways, as if you're just trying to make more money. ”

He paused, "Our company is determined to put an end to this situation, and the cancer, genetic diseases, etc., that are now plaguing this planet, will be solved, all for free." We promise that the planet will be healthier and happier! ”

The pharmaceutical bigwigs and FDA executives who are "......" live or in front of the TV don't want to talk, all for free? If you're mentally ill, take medicine.

At the same time, countless people shouted excitedly, crying with joy, fucking like this, welcome to you in the middle of the road! Long live the Earth Alliance!

"Mr. Wei, can we understand that there are no diseases on the earth from now on?" A reporter asked excitedly.

"No, it's not." Wei Miao shook his head and had a bit of a superior tone: "The disease will not disappear, the current one has been solved, and some new ones will come out, and there will be many space diseases." But now these 'colds' – it's a metaphor – won't be a problem anymore. ”

Another reporter asked: "Is it through gene editing to remove those bad genes?" ”

"It's up to a professional to answer this question." Wei Miao looked at the biologist, his expression became more and more powerful, and he really tapped his potential.

Biologists say at the moment: "Evolution is based on difference, not uniformity." 'Some genes are good and some genes are bad' is a rude view. The genetic diversity of an ethnic group is the basis for maintaining vitality, and there is no right or wrong gene, some just match the era and environment. ”

"For example, hemochromatosis is a genetic disease that often occurs in Europeans, and it causes the body to accumulate too much iron, which can damage the liver and pancreas in the long term," she added. But studies have shown that most people with hemochromatosis survived the great plague of the Middle Ages in Europe. Because most of the cells in their bodies have too much iron, macrophages are iron deficient, and when they catch germs, they starve to death when they have no iron to grab. Therefore, the gene that causes hemochromatosis has not been eliminated, and it has become a common genetic gene in Europeans. ”

"Most of the time, that set of genes is 'bad,' but as long as there is a time when it's 'good,' the living population stores it. Our appendix, too, is a mismatch, it used to work, it is useless now, but maybe it will be useful in the future. ”

The biologist said, Wei Miao had a kind of anxiety that the limelight was all robbed, and his mind was racing, and he nodded quickly: "It's like if the earth suddenly encounters extremely cold weather, those who have obesity genes will live better." ”

What? What do you call the opposite? Isn't it good now! In front of the TV, some fat man let out an angry roar and then gasped.

"In short, no gene is superfluous." Wei Miao said, "This is also the attitude of Penglai people towards genes and gene editing. We don't give up a gene, we just adjust it temporarily, silence it, or activate it. ”

People listened so much...... Anyway, I'm not sick!

"Then the medicine of the Penglai people must be suitable for us earthlings?" Another reporter asked.

"We are all Homo sapiens! It's been said many times. Wei Miao waved his hand, "Next." "Is this what power tastes like? Again, a little more.

"How long will it take to live up to your promise?" The reporter asked.

He said with a serious face, "I can't answer you for the time being, the establishment of a drug production line requires the purchase of more related equipment, but also the training of corresponding talents, our company has recruited medical talents from all over the world." The good news is that these drugs have long passed the patent period, and the production technology is not difficult, which is similar to the cold cure. Until then, we will get enough of the medicine in the form of a purchase. If you need it, please send your personal information to Beibei, and she will make treatment arrangements for everyone. ”

"Yes." Bei Bei said calmly on the radio.

After Wei Miao and the two answered reporters' questions, they went to the people's hotline to ask questions.

Bei Bei received tens of millions of calls in an orderly manner, starting with a male citizen: "Hello Mr. Wei, I want to ask, is there any kind of call that our earth is called ...... Viagra ...... What type of medicine? More powerful? ”

Wei Miao went to the earth network to check what Viagra was, and his face changed slightly, "Yes, but there is no one in this batch of drugs." ”

The next phone call was from a female citizen: "Mr. Wei, you are so handsome, haha...... I want to ask, is there any medicine for my man to take, his baby can only be used with me, and other women can't use it? ”

"......" Wei Miao was stunned, almost unable to keep the grandeur of the successful person, he went to the Ansaibo network to check, "Yes, but there is no medicine in this batch." ”

(Some earth men suddenly exclaimed, don't believe him, I don't want to eat the deformed one!) ）

The next phone call was another female citizen: "Is there any medicine for the baby to eat, the baby will not cry in the middle of the night, don't eat or spill, and sleep until dawn?" ”

Wei Miao blushed, and then checked on the Internet, "Yes, but not here." ”

What kind of universe is this, how can there be these medicines!?

The next phone call was from a male citizen, with a philosophical voice: "Excuse me, is there any regret medicine?" ”

"Brain fragments may be more suitable for you." A figure suddenly walked over and said. Everyone watched in amazement as Lin Fang walked towards the boxes, flipped through them, picked up a box full of sundries, and muttered and turned around and walked back: "I said, it turned out to be here." ”

"Ah!!h Wei Miao shouted frantically, the new character has collapsed.

"Why do you always mess around! Are you the devil!! ”