Word 169: The crazy brain-making Dormammu
It seems that Dormammu's IQ seems to be online all the time, and Levi thought that this kind of guy, who looks big, would generally suffer from the aura of intelligence reduction, because Dormammu in the movie is indeed a bit stupid.
At a glance, I could see that the skill book I gave was actually not very high.
All right......
In fact, as long as there are people with brains.
It can be easily seen that the level of the skill book "Fireball Technique" is not particularly high, and it can even be said to be very low.
After all, Levi and Dormammu have known each other for less than an hour.
At most, it will be a few dozen minutes.
Twenty or thirty minutes.
The two sides had only known each other for twenty or thirty minutes, and they didn't know each other very well, it was impossible for Levi to come up with any advanced skill books, and Dormammu didn't believe that this human mage would come up with that kind of ...... from the beginning A very high-grade spell book.
So Dormammu didn't want to be wronged and didn't want to be cheated by Levi.
Although it is not short of money at all.
Levi stared at the pile of dark gold coins in Dormammu's hand, and sighed that this Dormammu's palm was so big, so many coins could be held in one hand.
But he still shook his head and said: "1000 dark gold is not enough, I know that you want to learn my spells, because you want to break the barrier shield set by the ancient one, so as to achieve the purpose of entering the earth, don't ask me why I know, since you know me, I naturally know you." ”
"For you to march into the earth...... I don't have any objections, just don't mess with the air and water, so you're in need of these spell books from me...... Because, I once easily broke the protective shield of the ancient one. ”
"Now you need spell books, and I'm not the one who is very short of money, I just don't want to let myself suffer, I'm not a person who likes to lose, you have to show higher sincerity if you want to negotiate."
Dormammu thought for a moment, then nodded, "How much dark gold do you want?!" ”
"10,000 units!"
“…… Are you kidding me? Do you know what 10,000 units of dark gold represent in the dark dimension? The monthly consumption of funds for a medium-sized fleet in the dark dimension is only eight or nine thousand units of dark gold. ”
Dormammu laughed at Levi's lion, it wasn't a fool.
Levi didn't want to be taken advantage of by Dormammu.
Dormammu didn't want to be taken advantage of by Levi either.
So lead to the present......
Levi wanted a high-priced useless skill book, and Dormammu wanted a low-cost useless skill book, and of course, in the end, Levi won.
Because the skill book "Fireball Technique" is actually not worth 1000 units of dark gold.
1000 units of dark gold can buy 500 slaves.
If this is replaced by a beautiful knife on the earth, at least it will cost a million American dollars, right?
Or even tens of millions of US dollars?!
No matter how you think about it, it's a big profit for yourself, this Dormammu is so easy to fool.
And it's richer than a dog!
But the other party doesn't seem to be able to accept 10,000 units of dark gold? After all, even if you are the richest man in the world, it is impossible to spend tens of millions on a hamburger.
"7000 units."
Levi's lowered the price by 3,000 units at a time.
“5000!”
"Deal!"
The speed that Levi promised in his life was not as fast as this time.
As soon as Dormammu's voice fell, and before 0.0001 seconds had passed, he said the word "deal", which was the speed of playing the rush show.
I'm afraid that there will be no chance for other players to play.
Dormammu: "......"
It felt as if it had been pitted by this mage, but it was only five thousand units of dark gold.
And can barely accept it.
Levi kindly stretched out a hand with a formulaic smile on his face, and this kind smile shook Dormammu's body, and a chill rose in his heart, and a sudden sense of vigilance rose in his heart.
Carefully learn human etiquette, a big hand that is blazing.
Shook hands with Levi.
His fiery eyes were full of vigilance, fearing that Levi would suddenly burst out.
Then get yourself a big baby.
It turns out......
It thinks too much.
Why is Dormammu creepy? Because Levi is working with it!
Who is it?!
Dormammu!!
The famous Dark Dimension Ruler is not a good person anyway, and Levi's cooperation with Dormammu, who is not a good person, and even broke the shield of the Ancient One, is definitely not a good person either.
A human mage who was not a good person suddenly showed a kind smile.
It's like a crocodile crying.
It can't be tolerated that Dormammu is not vigilant, especially since this mage is still very powerful.
"Happy working together!"
Levi laughed.
"Hop...... It was a pleasure to work ......"
“……”
Watching Levi tear the space apart and open a spatial wormhole.
After leaving the Dark Dimension.
Dormammu breathed a sigh of relief......
Pinching the incomprehensible spell book in its hand, it muttered to itself, "Strange human mage, who came out of nowhere, and is unexpectedly powerful. The main thing is...... That must be a madman, and the one who dares to blackmail Dormammu is definitely a madman. ”
"Especially if a madman still shows kindness? How can that be goodwill?! Definitely crocodile tears, like I, Dormammu, will show love and then care for small animals? Is this possible? ”
No way!!
In other words, when the human mage showed a kind smile just now.
Definitely something else.
There is a conspiracy!!
Trapped in a state of endless brain replenishment, Dormammu feels like he is deeply involved in a conspiracy.
When it starts to reflect a little.
Was it a wrong decision to contact that mysterious mage by yourself?!
Or put the threat inside the cradle?
But......
I'm not sure!
What if one accidentally can't be strangled and is chased by anti-people in hundreds of dimensions? Wouldn't it become a joke in the multiverse??
……
Levi, who had returned to the mage's grocery store, was also secretly relieved.
"Hoo ......"
Cooperating with a being of Dormammu's level doesn't know if it's the right decision.
Or the wrong decision.
This is the existence that can hold Thanos to the ground without a condom and hang him.
But......
I have to say that this guy Dormammu is really not ordinary rich, Levi tried to recharge the dark gold before, but the result was successful, and the exchange rate of the dark gold and ingots is about the same-
1:1!!
There must have been a decimal point at the end, but Levi's instinctively abbreviated it.
Levi didn't fall into an infinite state of brain replenishment like Dormammu, and even if that Dormammu had any intrigues, he wouldn't care.
Anyway, it's none of his business, and Dormammu can still tear his face.
At most, a fight!
Whoever wins is Daddy!