"Forget it, you go back and tell the Queen Mother that I have left beforehand!"

Tang Seng would not be stupid, and took the initiative to hit the muzzle.

"What are you afraid of, the Queen Mother won't eat you!"

Green Calyx pouted, unhappy, "My mother is in a good mood, and she praises you for being a talent." ”

"Praise me?"

Tang Seng was puzzled, it was different from the normal plot.

"Yes, you are so smart, the Queen Mother said to thank you on behalf of the Heavenly Fairy!"

"Thank you you don't have to, don't find fault, I'm already lucky!"

"Go, the Queen Mother is waiting for you!"

The green calyx dragged Tang Seng's hand and walked towards Yao Chi, where there was a palace around it.

Squeak!

Green Calyx pushed open the door and said happily: "Mother, Tang Seng is here!" ”

"Please be seated!"

The Queen Mother is not young, but she is only twenty-six or seventeen years old, with excellent maintenance, a slender figure, white skin and beauty, not at all like she has given birth to seven children.

Tang Seng sat down embarrassed, like sitting on pins and needles, and his heart was uneasy.

"Listen to Xiao Qi, you invented the seven-dimensional space?"

"Hmm."

Tang Seng responded weakly.

"You are simply a talent, you have helped our heavenly court a lot, how many fairies are embarrassed once a month because of this problem, this time it's good!"

The Queen Mother was very happy, "A while ago, I heard Guanyin say that you have good cooking skills, but I didn't expect you to make all kinds of inventions, and you have many advantages worth learning from Xiao Qi!" ”

"Don't dare to be!"

Tang Seng felt that this was a killing.

"By the way, I heard that you and Xiao Qi are both cultivating in the Giant Spirit Realm, you must get along well, Xiao Qi is sometimes ignorant, you have to tolerate it more."

"Okay."

Tang Seng nodded like pounding garlic.

Green Calyx stood aside, listening happily, blinking her big playful eyes: "Brother Sanzang, don't bully others in the future." ”

"Hey, Sanzang, anyway, you're here today, how about showing off your cooking skills, Guanyin has been talking about it a while ago, talking about your cooking skills, I see her saliva coming out!"

"That's not good, is it?"

"Where is it not good, there are all kinds of kitchenware and ingredients here, you can do it casually!"

The Queen Mother smiled slightly, "I took advantage of the green calyx and waited to eat." ”

"Okay."

Anyway, Tang Seng is also hungry, so it's a big deal to do more.

……

Just when Tang Seng was about to cook in the palace of the Queen Mother, Bing Lan angrily went to the Jade Emperor to complain.

"Dad, you still don't care?"

"What's the matter?"

The Jade Emperor pushed Chang'e in his arms away in a panic, and said indignantly, "The bigger you are, the more disobedient you are, and you don't know how to knock on the door when you come in?" ”

"I'll go back first."

Chang'e tidied up her clothes a little, brushed her hair, and left with cat steps.

"What's the matter, say!"

The Jade Emperor was disturbed with good things, and his heart was irritable.

"Tang Seng saw that Xiao Qi was innocent, and deliberately deceived, if he stained Xiao Qi's body, it would be bad!"

Bing Lan deliberately added oil and vinegar to fan the flames.

"And that kind of thing?"

The Jade Emperor slapped the table and stood up angrily.

"That's right, just now, Tang Seng invented some seven-dimensional space, and put it below Xiao Qi, despicable and shameless!"

"What the hell is the seventh-dimensional space, and where is it down there?"

The Jade Emperor was curious.

"That's it...... It's the most secret place for women! ”

"Huh?"

The Jade Emperor was immediately furious, "This damn Tang monk, seeing that my daughter is simple, actually has a crooked idea, okay!" He dares to do this, don't blame me for being ruthless, degrading the mortal world, and throwing himself into the pig fetus! ”

The Jade Emperor wanted to use the same trick he used to deal with Bajie back then and give it to Tang Seng.

"Yes, that's the way it should be!"

Bing Lan said proudly, thinking of Tang Seng and Wukong before, they fixed them in Pan Taoyuan, I don't know what dirty things they did, this time the revenge will be avenged, happy!

"Come on, arrest Tang Seng for me!"

The Jade Emperor beckoned and called someone in.

"Report!"

Now Tang Sanzang is in the palace of the Queen Mother.

"Oh, it turns out that the Queen Mother has already caught someone!"

The Jade Emperor nodded and said with satisfaction, "Doing bad things will always show the tail of a fox, it seems that the Queen Mother has already noticed it, go down, don't catch Tang Sanzang again." ”

"Yes!"

A group of heavenly soldiers retreated.

"Bing Lan, Tang Seng has been controlled by the Queen Mother, you should rest assured now, right?"

"Well, this is all Tang Seng's guilt and deserved!"

Bing Lan said fiercely, "It's better to send him to hell, and he will never be reincarnated." ”

Waiting for Bing Lan to retreat, the Jade Emperor was just idle and bored, and was ready to go to the palace of Yaochi in person to see how to interrogate Tang Seng!

After a while, the Jade Emperor came to the Yaochi Palace.

Just as he wanted to push the door in, he suddenly heard the queen mother speak in a squeamish voice.

"Sanzang, don't be nervous, treat this place as your home, and take whatever you lack!"

"What do you mean?"

The Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment, listening to the tone, it didn't look like he was interrogating, and he felt that the tone was still a little intimate.

So, the Jade Emperor continued to steal outside the door.

At this time, Tang Seng was wearing an apron and preparing to make bamboo rice, and the green calyx was running around excitedly beside him to help with his hands.

Bamboo tube rice, put into the bamboo tube of fresh pink bamboo or mangosteen sawn, add an appropriate amount of water, use banana leaves to block the mouth of the bamboo tube, and the green bamboo can be scorched in the charcoal fire.

"Do you like chicken?"

Bamboo rice, rice mixed with some meat, will be sweeter and more palatable.

The Jade Emperor outside the door listened attentively, what does it mean to eat chicken, there seemed to be only three people in the room: Tang Seng, Queen Mother and Xiao Qi.

"Eating chicken, it won't be ......"

The Jade Emperor shook his head and said in his heart, "How can my mind be so dirty, playing with Chang'e all day long, my mind is full of nonsense ideas, how can my wife and daughter do such a thing?" ”

"I want to believe them!"

The Jade Emperor was firm in his beliefs.

"Tang Seng, okay, no, I can't wait!"

The green calyx turned around happily, especially when they smelled the aroma of bamboo rice, and they were even more impatient.

"Foreplay is very important, take your time, otherwise, the taste will be bad!"

Tang Seng explained.

"Why are they still talking?"

The Jade Emperor obviously didn't want to think in the direction of dirt, but the sound coming from the room made him think about it.

Tang Seng also explained to them the various benefits of bamboo rice: "Bamboo rice has rice protein, amino acid composition, easy for the human body to digest and absorb, dietary fiber, B vitamins ......"

"In this case, why don't we eat bamboo rice every day?"

Green Calyx interrupted.

"Don't interject!"

The Queen Mother gave her daughter a blank look, and it was rude for others to talk and interrupt casually.

"Your mother is so fierce!"

Tang Seng whispered to the green calyx.

"Not only use your mouth, but also dare to say that my wife has good breasts!"

The Jade Emperor felt that his head was green, extremely aggrieved, and the most angry thing was that the Queen Mother was not disgusted.

After a while, the bamboo rice is finally cooked!

The first time the Queen Mother and the green calyx ate bamboo rice, it was very rare, especially when they smelled the fragrance, they couldn't help drooling.

"I like thick ones!"

Green Calyx picked a large bamboo tube, "Mother, you like this too, don't you?" ”

"Well, for your kind of meal, one is enough."

Tang Seng introduced, don't look at the bamboo tube is not big, in fact, it contains a lot of rice.

The Queen Mother broke open a bamboo tube, and the gravy in the rice quickly came out.

"Open your mouth and don't waste it, these are very nutritious!"

Tang Seng said hurriedly.

The bamboo rice is fumigated, and all the nutrients of the rice are left in the juice.

(End of chapter)