Chapter 502: Dare to Report Your Husband?
Chen Mo typed cheaply: "Now that you are all my wives, do you still want my brother to surrender?" ”
Hua Yuchen, who could no longer stand this kind of torture and humiliation, chose to surrender.
The people of the White Pineapple team were also all mad.
After a loud bang, the subtitles of victory also floated.
Mulan: "Report, you must report!" ”
Cai Wenji: "I have never suffered this kind of humiliation in my life!" ”
Zhong Wuyan: "My big man, someone ripped off the hood and got pregnant?" Who believes it? ”
Xiao Qiao: "Then I have a library and a Kuya butterfly, I have been calling for so long, I have taken it!" ”
The White Pineapple team quit the game violently, entered the results page, and when they clicked on the report, they were immediately confused.
"Isn't it good to give birth to a baby to the king in peace, and be a little wife? actually secretly reported her husband?
A slut is hypocrisy!
Ten years of title! ”
The four of them saw that their accounts had been banned for ten years.
"Nima, what the hell is this? This is Tencent's own son, right? ”
"What do you mean to report my husband secretly? God, my husband! ”
"Wait, Hang King? I think I've heard of this nickname? ”
"I'll go, it's him! Officially certified open anchor! Tianmei's senior management wants to give him three points, let's report a fart! ”
The other side finally realized that it was the queen of the king, and they quit the game in frustration, and they could only admit that they were banned.
But I also deeply remembered Chen Mo's ID - SNH48-Guo Degang.
When they see this persecution in the future, they will cheer up their spirits.
They have already decided that as long as they see the king, they will ......
Exit the game directly!
Absolutely do not give the king any chance to open the hanging!
Seeing the angry appearance of the other side, Chen Mo was amused.
This DIY plug-in is simply not too lewd/!
But Chen Mo's principle of designing the plug-in is that he will not give the opposite side a chance to counterattack, otherwise the opposite side would have collapsed long ago.
After playing this game, Chen Mo spent more than half an hour, and the faith energy also increased by more than 10,000 people, so it can be said that the growth rate has begun to slow down.
If it weren't for the star Hua Yuchen, I am afraid that even 10,000 people of faith energy would not be able to grow.
"It's getting harder and harder to deceive brain-dead fans now. Could it be that Brother Cheng also wants to participate in some idol trainee and post a photo of dyed hair as a benefit, so as to deceive brainless fans? Chen Mo said helplessly.
"Ahem, brothers, your fish balls, I will accept them unceremoniously! Hee-hee-hee, hee-hee-hee, hee-hee-hee ”
"Okay, old rule, before I open the next one, I'll tell you a few jokes. First of all, it is a poignant love story between a scholar and a fox demon, everyone get ready for tissues! Chen Mo took a puff of his cigar and smiled.
"A poignant love story?"
"I don't believe a single punctuation mark from what comes out of your mouth."
"Come on, come on, I'll see how poignant you can talk about the hanging king."
Chen Mo continued:
"Once upon a time, there was a scholar who lived in a quiet mountain village, and his temperament was elegant, but he was very ugly.
One day, on the way to the school, the scholar met a girl who was amazed and fell in love at first sight, and later, he found out that this girl was a fairy who had strayed into the world, and they talked very happily, so he took her home.
Soon, they became married.
One day, they were walking together in the market, and a group of mischievous children came up to the scholar and said, "Look at this man! He's so ugly! ”
The fairy was very puzzled when he heard this, so he asked the scholar what was ugly, and the scholar was very helpless when he heard it, but in the face of the fairy's pure eyes, he could only helplessly say: "Ugly is like me." ”
Unexpectedly, the fairy smiled toothily when he heard this, "It turns out that ugliness is the appearance of Xianggong, then this must be used to praise people." ”
With that, he took the scholar back to the village with him.
As the days passed, the book grew older, and the wrinkles on his face became more and more day by day, but the fairy still had such a flower-like face, not affected by the years at all.
One day, the scholar said to the fairy, "You go, I can't protect you anymore." ”
But the fairy refused and stayed with the scholar all the time.
One day, the scholar didn't know what happened and didn't return overnight. The fairy was puzzled, but she didn't say anything.
Until one day, the fairy heard that the scholar was staying at the house of a widow in the village.
She was angry and confronted the scholar. The scholar replied, "I don't have much time left, and I just want to leave an heir." ”
It turned out that since the scholar and the fairy got married, they had not had a round house.
So the fairy asked the scholar how he could leave him an heir, and the scholar told the fairy that as long as they slept together, they could have children, and the fairy took the scholar to the inner room, and the scholar weighed it again and again, and decided to leave a child for himself.
So he took off his pants, and when the fairy saw it, his eyes suddenly widened, and he pointed to the scholar's crotch in surprise, and said, "Xianggong!" This thing...... I have it too! ””
"Poof......
"I know !! so much"
"The fairy with the handle is also a fairy!"
"It's ten times bigger than your husband's, right?"
"When I saw the end, I really cried, it was so poignant, so poignant......"
"That's it! If you hang the words in the king's mouth, I don't believe in a single punctuation mark! ”
Chen Mo: "If you encounter the opposite ID is the name of the soft girl, and the common hero is the enemy of the mage, and you choose a jungler hero, do you think this is stable?" ”
"That's for sure!"
"The cliff is stable!"
"There was a girl before, who used my suspicion to hide in the grass with Daji, and asked me to fight with the Eastern Emperor, obviously I could come out and cooperate with me to kill him in seconds before the Eastern Emperor Jiaotong University, but people had to be bitten by the Eastern Emperor to come out and kill the two of us calmly, and said confidently, this is more stable, and the Eastern Emperor can't escape."
"I like this pit on the other side!"
Chen Mo shook his head and said, "At first glance, you are a group of single dogs.
Seeing that the opposite ID is the name of the soft girl, the common hero is the mage's enemy, and I chose a jungler hero......
I knew her husband was coming to hammer me again! Wait to be abused!
Don't forget, the hanging king often helps Mr. Huang and Xiaozhi to score. ”
“……”
"Rub! The single dog has taken 10,000 critical damage! ”
"In the future, I don't dare to underestimate the jungler of the soft girl ID."
"Hang Wang, I'm going to call the police, you abuse dogs!"
After talking about these two paragraphs, Chen Mo clicked on the contract battle.
"I don't know if there are many people playing this new mode.
But since this mode has been newly opened, the king will definitely take everyone to experience it. Just a handful, and in the future, it will be mainly ranked. ”