Chapter 226: Plug-in Positioning: Lu Benwei
As soon as Chen Mo's little story about Lu Benwei came out, it caused crazy complaints from sailors.
"A former professional player who keeps saying that he hates plug-ins can actually let a friend use a plug-in demo on his computer to show him, and after thinking about it, he thinks it's not okay?
For example, I used to be an anti-narcotics police officer and hated drugs. After changing jobs, one day a friend showed me a poison (harmony) product and said it was very cool for me to try, and I thought about it and rejected him? Hee-hee-hee"
"This guy refreshed my perception of shamelessness and pro players. And his brain-dead powder refreshed my perception of intellectual retardation. ”
"Write an essay based on Lu Benwei's opening incident, no less than 800 words. Title: My Friend"
"Why test the plug-in? It is usually said that 4 kills eat chicken, so what happens to 29 kills? ”
"No. 2 live broadcast average 4 heads, the operation is average, No. 3 watch friends open and open the writing wheel eye crazy copy, No. 4 began to eat chicken continuously, an average of 10 heads per game, all kinds of shows fly, you have this superpower, why don't you join the Avengers! Fool the audience? ”
"Friends test the opening and hanging test seven, and I watched the reed for three hours, 666666!"
"Brother Kai has explained it very clearly: it was a plug-in opened by his friend. Are you not good at understanding the language, why do you still need to be black?
Brother Kai called his friend to come, thinking that his friend was good at playing to discuss technology, who knew that his friend showed him the plug-in, Brother Kai must have been very angry but not good to break out on the spot, from the tone it can be seen that he is really sad, very sad about Kai Han, very painful to his friend.... Wait, let's go back to the original question, does Lu Benwei have any friends? No! ”
"Everyone, pay attention to Lu Benwei's female fans, the cliff is easy to deceive!"
"If the account is blocked, can Lu Benwei be opened? It's so funny! UU is pregnant, is the child Lu Benwei's? ”
"Zhao Dehan: Director Hou, I admit that there is a lot of money in the refrigerator because my friend showed me what corruption is, but when I saw so much money, I found that this thing was not what I needed, I was born as a farmer, I have my political consciousness, I can't look down on myself. I haven't touched a penny of this money! ”
Looking at the funny barrage that the sailors spontaneously complained about, Chen Mo and Yang Yuchan were amused and laughed.
At this time, Chen Mo turned on his mobile phone, used the intelligent AI of his super phone to invade Lu Benwei's mobile phone, and switched the camera in the live broadcast room to his mobile phone.
"Let's take a look, what are we doing now!" Chen Mo smiled.
Lu Benwei, who wears white-framed eyes, is holding his fans to record a video.
This place should be a hotel, with a big banner pulled behind it - Lu Benwei is awesome, U Huang is invincible!
There is also a line of small words below - Lu Benwei's fan group gathers offline.
I saw Lu Benwei facing the camera and said arrogantly: "Everyone remember, I, Lu Benwei, will never be able to hang up!" I'm going to hang up my whole family!
Everyone remember, after I go back to Shanghai tomorrow, see how I use a real hammer to hammer to death the group of brains who say I am hanging! ”
As soon as these words came out, the group of brainless fans behind him shouted frantically: "Okay!! ”
"Brother Kai is awesome!"
"Hammer those brain-dead !!"
"A bunch of stupid beeps actually dare to say that I am a brother and a hanger!!"
Lu Benwei hugged a fan, held his mobile phone and said, "Brother, do you have anything to say?" ”
A fat dead house laughed and said, "Can I swear?" ”
Lu Benwei: "Say! It's okay! Say whatever you want! Anyway, those who say I'm hanging are brain-dead! ”
The dead fat house held back a smile and said: "Those who say that Brother Kai is hanging, Nima and I jumped into N Harbor and picked up a 98k head of Nima, and I am still jumping on your mother's grave!" ”
This was followed by another burst of maniacal laughter.
Next, Lu Benwei let his fans say a lot of swear words that couldn't be heard at all.
"Brother Kai is definitely not hanging, I will kill the whole family!"
"That's right! Lu Benwei is awesome, Brother Kai hangs my dead mother! ”
"It's absolutely impossible to open a brother!"
"Questioning Brother Kai's hanging, it's all in his head!"
At this moment, not only the fans in Chen Mo's live broadcast room were furious, but even Chen Mo himself was angry.
Why?
Because he himself was a fan of Lu Benwei before!
Chen Mo took a deep breath and said into the microphone: "Old iron, I won't tell you, I used to be a fan of Reed, but now, I really think I was stupid to death before, why would I be a fan of such a person?"
And these fans, regardless of men and women, are really born from the same heart as Lu Benwei!
If you die your whole family, you can say this kind of thing?
Things gather by like, people by groups, let's talk about it!
Okay, leave him alone, let's start today's live broadcast. ”
Chen Mo turned off the camera of Lu Benwei's mobile phone and just opened the ranking interface.
Bite!
"System prompt: Lu Benwei is playing the glory of the king live with offline fans to enhance the relationship, and the system has positioned Lu Benwei, the first popular king of bettas!"
Hearing this, Chen Mo entered Lu Benwei's live broadcast room and found that he was really playing the glory of the king!
Chen Mo smiled and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, good news! Now I have positioned Lu Benwei, the first popular male anchor of Douyu!
Do you expect me to be the king VS hanging? ”
“666666!”
"When the hanging force meets the hanging king...... Wow Ka ”
"Hang the king, quickly open and abuse Lu Benwei!"
"And his brainless fans! Torture those bs to death! ”
"It's true, the opening and hanging have been hammered, and the mother is dead, and the whole family is dead!"
"You have to look forward to it! I can't wait! ”
Entered the hero selection interface, and soon the ban selection results came out.
Chen Mo chose the top list hero Miyamoto Musashi, because he recently got the Overlord Pill skin and has never had time to try it, so today he wants to play Miyamoto.
The jungler position is Zhao Yun, the midlaner is Wang Zhaojun, the ADC is Huang Zhong, and the auxiliary is Lian Po.
Lu Benwei uses a very beautiful hero Luna, the middle laner is Zhou Yu, the adc is Di Renjie, the auxiliary is Su Lie, and the top laner is the most invincible hero armor in this version.
Lu Benwei said arrogantly in the live broadcast room: "Ladies and gentlemen, it's not me who blows it!" Those who have played League of Legends, and then fight the glory of kings, killing people is no different from killing chickens and dogs!
Let's have a horse for this apm crane!
It's the first time I've used Luna, but I'm sure I'll make a show!
Even if this is the Hundred Stars Glory Bureau! ”
"Good!"
"Brother Kai is awesome!"
"Brother Kai will fly with me!"
Brain-dead powder howled frantically again.
But what Lu Benwei said is also true.
Compared with League of Legends, the operation and awareness needs of Honor of Kings are really much weaker.
For him, a former professional player, it is really too simple to abuse people.