"Less slumpy, what about my mount?"

Guanyin looked at the barbecue, found a handful of yellow hair on the ground, and was shocked, "Golden retriever, it's really you!" ”

"Hah, it might be it."

"Tang Seng, you are so bold!"

Guanyin was speechless to Tang Seng, he just helped to level the Yellow Eyebrow King two days ago, and today he slaughtered the golden retriever, it's just lawless!

"Come with me!"

Guanyin was so angry that her delicate body trembled, her cheeks were pink, and she didn't look angry at Tang Seng.

"Guanyin, your mount is a demon in the lower realm, and you still want to eat me, I belong to self-defense!"

"Whether you defend yourself or not, you killed you, right?"

Guanyin sighed, Tang Seng is simply a troublemaker, this time fortunately it is his own mount, if it is other immortals, it is difficult to explain.

"Guanyin, you have a lotus seat, what more mount do you need?"

"Do you want to care? I like it! ”

Guanyin was arrogant and unreasonable.

"Guanyin, in fact, the poor monk is helping you."

Tang Seng pondered for a moment.

"What do you mean, say it quickly!"

Guanyin asked, suddenly her cheeks turned red, she felt that she was too enthusiastic, she lost her identity, and she was usually very cold to others.

"You should know that the Golden Retriever is a huge beast that eats people like a dog."

"What does it matter?"

Guanyin asked disdainfully.

"As the saying goes, men don't have cats, women don't have dogs, so I'll tell you a story."

Tang Seng smiled obscenely and said:

"At the end of the Han Dynasty, Dongyue Youlang tied the knot. More than a month, the husband wants to be poor, very worried about his wife, so he buys a male dog, a wife is depressed, and the second is to prevent the obscenity of thieves. ”

Three years later, the husband returned, smelled the dog barking at the entrance, and looked up at the cold face. That night, the husband wanted to perform the courtesy of Zhou Gong, but he was surprised to see that his wife's skin was scarred, confused, and chased the reason. ”

"My wife is helpless: the dog is understanding, and she sleeps together every night. The next day, the husband killed the dog, but the wife remembered the old love and died on the cliff. ”

Guanyin listened quietly, her face was red and white.

"Tang Sanzang, you actually dare to say that I will have a relationship with the mount!"

"The poor monk is just a kind reminder, don't get excited!"

Tang Seng immediately explained, "Don't forget, the matter of Taishang Laojun and the female green cow, don't let people gossip anymore!" ”

Guanyin's mount is a male golden retriever, but Guanyin usually does not ride at all, and there is a lotus seat when traveling.

"So, you killed the Golden Retriever for me?"

Guanyin stared at Tang Seng angrily.

"That's how you should understand it!"

Tang Seng nodded vigorously.

"A bunch of nonsense, all the crooked reasoning, polluting my ears!"

Guanyin stood up indignantly and stretched out his hand, "Take out the purple gold bell." ”

"What purple gold bell, I haven't seen it."

Tang Seng shook his head, in fact, it was in his pocket, Zijin Bell had three copper bells, and it could also make a fire for cooking, which was very convenient on the way to the west.

Swish!

Guanyin waved his hand, and the purple gold bell flew out of Tang Seng's pocket as if it had magical power.

Unfortunately, it happened that Zijin Ling scraped Tang Seng's trouser belt open and leaked to the end.

"Hooligans!"

Guanyin quickly turned around, "Tang Sanzang, I soiled my ears just now, and now I dirty my eyes, if you encounter monsters in the future, don't expect to save you again!" ”

Sou!

Guanyin beckoned, and the lotus seat flew to his feet, leaving the land of right and wrong at a rapid speed.

She felt that staying with Tang Seng for one more second was torment!

"Sister Guanyin, goodbye!"

Tang Seng waved warmly, feeling that Guanyin was like a big sister, taking care of herself.

"Master, Guanyin is gone!"

Bajie walked to the barbecue, picked up another piece of barbecue, and nibbled on it.

"After eating, let's go back to Zhu Ziguo to get our luggage and continue on our way!"

Tang Seng commanded.

In the future, I will make less trouble for Guanyin, I killed the goldfish last time, and this time I killed the mount!

But if you think about it, they don't like eating Tang monk meat, so how can they be killed?

The more I thought about this question, the more contradictory it became, and Tang Seng didn't bother to think about it again.

The four masters and apprentices returned to Zhu Ziguo, and the king personally saw them off, not only to cure the king's illness, but also to save the queen!

The queen fell in love with Tang Seng, and finally secretly wrote a letter, hoping to take her to learn the scriptures, but Tang Seng cruelly refused!

"Holy monk go all the way!"

King Zhu Ziguo took hundreds of civil and military officials out of the city to see him off.

Tang Seng once again embarked on the road to the west, killing the golden retriever and the little demon, Tang Seng earned fifty or sixty thousand experience!

"System, I want to upgrade!"

"Ding, congratulations master, brass level 8 → level 12!"

Host: Tang Seng

Level: Level 12 (0/15,000)

Experience: 800 points

Wealth: 3 million taels

Rank: Brass of Valorant

Skills: Thunder and lightning, sweeping thousands of armies, eye of the sky

Props: Qiankun Bag

In the past few days, he has risen to 10 levels, and at this speed of fighting monsters, Tang Seng feels that he can reach the golden rank of the West Heavenly Spirit Mountain at most.

"Where's the next level?"

Tang Seng recalled carefully, "Seven Peerless Mountains, Python Essence, this level is equivalent to picking up experience for nothing, Python doesn't even have a magic weapon, it is a goblin without a backstage." ”

The plot of the original book is very simple:

[The Seven Peerless Mountains are inhabited by python spirits, who live by drinking human blood, and every few days the village loses its strong youth. 】

[After Tang Seng and his apprentices came, Wukong and Bajie took the initiative to eliminate the demon, and Wukong drilled into the belly of the snake spirit, ran out of his body, and killed the snake spirit! ] 】

There are no twists and turns in the plot, and even Tang Seng wants to challenge this level alone.

"Disciples, hurry up!"

Tang Seng rode his horse and galloped all the way, and Wukong, Bajie and Sha Seng all flew up.

The Buddha said let one step at a time, in order to clear the customs faster, how can you manage so much!

"Master, the mountains ahead are gloomy."

Wukong reminded.

Sure enough, before entering the mountain, there were streams of cold air wafting out, as if the air conditioner was on.

Ahh

Bajie's shirt is open, his big belly is outside, and he can't help but close his clothes tightly when the cool air hits.

"Master, there is a village halfway up the mountain in front!"

Goku said again.

"Spend the night there tonight!"

"You're good, just borrow a few clothes to wear, you're about to freeze to death my old pig!"

The Eight Commandments are in front.

After a while, the four masters and apprentices entered the mountain village, and the village was quiet, and there was no one, just like a ghost village.

"Anyone?"

Bajie didn't care about this, rushed into someone's house, and drilled into the kitchen to see if there was anything to eat.

"Monsters, spare your lives!"

Bajie rushed in, and several people knelt on the ground, begging bitterly.

"What are you doing on your knees, I'm not a monster!"

Bajie took the oil cake and ran to meet the master.

"What kind of monster was just now, only grabbing food, but not catching people!"

Several villagers gathered around and whispered, and for the first time they saw a monster that doesn't eat people.

"Bajie, what are you doing!"

Tang Seng knew that Bajie was robbing things, and reprimanded loudly, "Even if we monks starve to death, we can't rob them!" ”

"Master, I'm really hungry."

Bajie shrugged his head and took the initiative to admit his mistake.

"Hey, don't say it, it's really fragrant!"

Tang Seng took a bite of the scallion oil cake, which was fragrant and delicious.

"Bajie, even if you rob it, you should leave some broken silver!"

Tang Seng took out some broken silver, and when he left Zhu Ziguo, he was afraid that he would encounter a country that could not use silver tickets, so Tang Seng took some silver casually.

"Let's go, Bajie lead the way quickly, give people some money, you can't eat other people's things for nothing!"

Tang Seng ate the green onion oil cake into his stomach in a few bites, and his mouth was full of fragrance.

Boom!

Bajie swallowed his saliva and was very aggrieved: "Master, I haven't tasted it yet!" ”