"Ah Wu, did you go to Grandma Wang's house to steal scallion pancakes again?"

The man holds a paper fan in his hand, the green silk is sprinkled on the chaise longue like ink, a dark robe is graceful, the angular face is flawless, and the handsome person is not like a mortal person, if you ignore the pork knuckle held in the other hand and the greasy mouth that gnaws, it is indeed a jade boy who is handsome, but it's a pity......

I took the last bite of the scallion pancake and looked at him hatefully, staring sadly at his paw that was "holding" the pig's knuckle, which was mine!

If I hadn't been robbed of the fragrant braised elbow by that guy, would I have used the blue sky and daytime to sneak up the wall to Grandma Wang's house, just to get a scallion pancake?

"Ah Wu, don't you look at me like this......" The guy twisted and pinched the paper fan to cover half of his face, his eyes innocent and clear, and he wanted to speak, "You are a girl, you are also reserved, although my son is handsome and unparalleled, but your eyes look at me earnestly, it is really unbearable." ”

"Who's looking at you!" I pinched my orchid finger and pointed at the tip of his nose tremblingly, "Fuyou, you... You... You... Shameless!"

"I... I... I... Where's the shame?"

The demon was unaware of his evil deeds, his face was full of innocence, and his tone had a trace of grievance, like a delicate young man who was slandered and bullied.

"You snatched my braised elbow!"

"Ah Wu......" Fu Yu called me with a wistful voice, and this resentful tone made me shiver coldly, and goosebumps rose all over my body.

"You said it, I'm hurt, I need to make up for it...... I thought you bought this braised elbow for me to eat, but I never thought that I was making it to myself, in that case, Ah Wu, you can eat it. ”

The guy kindly handed me the pork knuckle, his eyes were clear and his movements were swift, if I ignored the sparkling saliva on the pork knuckle, I really thought this guy was transformative!

"Don't eat it! It's all saliva and nausea, you eat slowly, where to eat, where to make up for it, and give me a quick fix after eating, don't stay here all day long, where do you come from!"

I pushed away the elbow he handed over, and got up indignantly, I was deceived by this guy's face in the first place!

"Haha...... Ah Wu, don't frown, women have wrinkles and are very ugly, even if you are not a human being, you should pay attention. ”

No matter how he laughed behind me, I went into the inner room without looking back, and after staying with this demon for a long time, I felt that my anger was rising, and there were signs of going mad.

But I am really not a human being, I am just a tree, an alder tree that grows on the top of Buzhou Mountain, born in ten thousand years, and grown in ten thousand years. But I don't know where he came from, is he a demon, a demon, or a fairy?

I've never seen through him.

But I don't believe that he is a human being, how can a human being have such a thick skin in just a few decades of life......?

When he was picked up on the beach of Wufu, he should have taken action immediately to kill him, and the province is now full of grievances.

It's a pity that I can only think about it, after all, my cultivation is mediocre, and I don't have the divine power to turn things around.

A year has passed in a flash, and the injuries of Fu Yu have healed, but this guy is like a piece of kraft candy, and he can't get rid of it...... Gradually, I also stopped thinking about driving him away, and I relied on it, anyway, such a gorgeous "beauty" is not afraid of getting tired of it.

"Ah Wu, I heard that a new restaurant has opened in the west of the city, do you want to go and have a look?"

"Don't. ”

I vetoed it.

"Why?"

"No money!"

I gave him a blank look, I really didn't understand that this guy was obviously not a human but he was more greedy than me, but what was even more unforgivable was that all the money I spent was my hard-earned silver taels!

"Ah Wu, it's not a good habit to deceive people. ”

Fu Yu picked up the fan, knocked me on the head, and the moment I touched my forehead, my left hand wiped my waist, and my "net worth" fell into his hands.

"Ah Wu, look, there's money. ”

Fu Yu hooked my money bag with one hand, and put the other hand against my head, sly and wickedly smiling.

"This is my silver!

I got angry, put my hands together, I scratched, I scratched, I raised my feet, I kicked! I kept kicking!

However, people are short and short-legged, and they can't touch half of that guy's hair, and they can't reach my dear "lifeline". I knew that I should have followed the shape of the majestic wolf demon at the foot of the mountain when I first transformed, and then this would not be the case today!

"Ah Wu, why do you say that you are a girl who loves money so much?"

Love money? How dare you say that I love money? If I don't control myself, where will he have meat to eat?

If it weren't for the fact that the silver transformed by mana was just mana condensation after all, and it would dissipate after a while, how could I care about these mundane things?

"Ah Wu, this silver is not yours, what are you doing in such a hurry?"

Seeing that my gaze was too fierce, Fu Yu laughed out loud.

"Nonsense! All that is in my purse is my money! Give it back to me!"

"Oh? I see...... Is it all my silver that is in my pocket?"

Fu Yu hooked the money bag and shook it in front of my eyes, and then slowly put it into his cuff in front of me!

"You... You... You... Shameless!"

It's my money, my money!

"Ah Wu, it's been more than a year, can't you change a sentence except for 'despicable and shameless' and 'shameless'?"

Fu Yu looked at me with disgust on his face, and his eyes were full of disappointment.

I was so angry that I yelled indiscriminately, "You dog thief!"

"Haha......"

Fu Yu laughed instantly, and the strength of the hand that was against my forehead also decreased.

Yes... What's so funny...

I was a little stunned by his wild laughter, this is a phrase I heard when I watched the play a few days ago, and I think it is quite imposing......

"Ah Wu, you're so funny tight. ”

The smiling eyes sparkled, and while I was still stunned, I reached out and flicked it on my forehead, and I came back to my senses in pain and glared at him hatefully.

"Give me back the money!" I held out my hand to him, my eyes burning.

"This silver...", as if playing a trick, he held the silver in his palm again, and looked at me with a smile in his eyes: "Didn't you also snatch it from the rat demon?

"I... How could this silver have been robbed? It's the rat demon who honors me..."

The more I spoke, the quieter my voice became, the lower my head drooped, I secretly raised my eyes, and sure enough, I saw his playful eyes, his face turned red again, and his toes hit the ground unnaturally.

"Oh......" I only heard his meaningful 'oh', and said: "It turned out that the rat demon was filial piety to Ah Wu, it seems that the rat demon I saw at the entrance of the alley that day beat the rat demon violently, and by the way, the person who stripped off people's clothes and robbed all the property was not Ah Wu?"

"You... You... You..."

I looked up in horror, pinched the orchid finger with trembling hands, and pointed at him tremblingly, I don't know whether I was angry or embarrassed, and I couldn't say a word of neatness.

He... He... He saw them all. My old face has no place to rest......

That day, I went out for a casual stroll, and it happened that the rat demon bumped into me, and in the spirit of eliminating harm for the people, I couldn't let this monster cause trouble to the world! So, I took action......

"How?"

The smile was like a spring breeze, and his face was warm, but I always felt a trace of danger spreading around him......

"No, it's fine. ”

I laughed dryly twice and withdrew my finger.

"But I don't think that person will be Ah Wu, Ah Wu is so gentle and lovely, how can he do such a cruel and inhumane thing? Tsk, such a hooliganism, Ah Wu would not do it, would he?"

The light of his eyes was faint, staring at me, the corners of his lips were obviously hooked, but I always felt a chill on my back.

"Uh... Be. ”

I nodded sincerely, tears flashing in my eyes, how could I pick his clothes, but his money bag was too hidden, and I searched for a while to find it.

"In that case, shall we go to the newly opened restaurant in the west of the city?"

“... Good. ”

Can I still say no?

Pity my money, it's going to be spent before it gets hot.