Chapter 13 I wanted to pee on the lake, and suddenly I saw someone hanging himself
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Among them, the historical reasons and the extensive involvement of later literary and artistic works have made Confucianism, Taoism and interpretation the three schools the most touched by contemporary people, and Guo Dalu also knows a little about the content, such as Confucianism Fengren, saying that the benevolent love others, and at the same time advocating the cultivation of qi, filling the heaven and earth with the spirit of Haoran, the royal road is in the world, and the benevolent are invincible, which is the core of Confucian exercises;
Taoism is committed to the pursuit of self-extremity, close to nature, in order to seek the unity of heaven and man, and alchemy medicine, advocating self-cultivation, to reach the ineffable, mysterious and mysterious supreme realm;
As for the Buddha, it is related to reading the scriptures and reciting the Buddha, and all kinds of exercises are all-encompassing.
In comparison, Guo Dalu was more curious about the Mo family, the Yin and Yang family and the doctor at this time, the Mo family is down-to-earth, the Yin and Yang family is inexplicably mysterious, and the importance of the doctor is needless to say.
So he opened WeChat and first sent the word "Mo family" to Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong (automatic reply): "The Mo family, one of the hundred schools of thought, and Confucianism are called 'the world's manifest learning', the ancestor Mo Zhai."
The red envelope contains a total of two Momen skills: one is craftsmanship, including puppets, civil construction, agricultural tools and weapons manufacturing, etc., and the other is swordsmanship, that is, the ancient and modern Mojia swordsmanship.
The unified exchange of Mojia red envelopes requires 500 merit points, and the exchange of one requires 250 merit points. ”
"500 merit points...... I'm afraid it will take a long time to accumulate, I remember Sun Wukong said that saving a life is only 350 merit points......" Guo Dalu thought secretly, "But saving a person's life is not as simple as inviting guests to dinner - even if it is such an opportunity, someone may not touch it once in their life." ”
After that, Guo Dalu checked the Yin and Yang family and the doctor respectively, the Yin and Yang family focuses on the five elements of Yin and Yang, with stargazing, array and qi observation and other unique arts, a total of 500 merit points, which can be exchanged separately.
As for the doctors, it includes the treatment of acupuncture and moxibustion, pulse and qi, and various incurable diseases, etc., which are also 500 merit points, but cannot be exchanged separately.
In this way, if you want to exchange for a complete Liuzimen mastery, you may need more than 3,000 merit points.
In addition, the dual cultivation method of the Zen Gong and the Dynamic Word Gate also requires 2000+ merit points respectively.
"Then ...... Work hard to accumulate merit points!" Guo Dalu muttered to himself, got up and went to take a bath.
The next morning, Guo Dalu had just gotten up and was about to go to wash, when Guo's mother came over and said, "Lulu, what did your father tell me last night about opening a furniture store, and said that you said it, what happened?"
"Dad told you?" Guo Dalu nodded, "Yes, I mentioned this matter to my father, and I asked him to discuss it with you first......"
Guo Dalu laughed and added: "You were on the Great Wall of Da Niang's house at that time. ”
Guo's mother ignored her son's ridicule this time, and said: "What your father and I mean is that we will provide you with education first, and when you have more money later, you will rent a shop in Lixiang......"
Guo Dalu said: "Mom, you really don't have to worry about my tuition, don't talk about it, you will know when the time comes." Guo Dalu gave up the explanation, ready to surprise them again when the time came.
"By the way, did you just say that you and my dad decided to open a store in Li Township?"
Guo's mother obviously hesitated for a moment and said, "This is what your father meant." ”
"What do you think, Mom?"
"I'm ......," Guo's mother paused, "I'm fine, I'll try my best to help your dad when the time comes." ”
Guo Dalu tilted his head to look at his mother, shook his head and smiled: "Mom, you didn't tell the truth. ”
"I'm telling the truth, you go brush your teeth and wash your face, and wait for dinner. ”
Guo's mother turned around to leave, Guo Dalu hurriedly grabbed his mother's arm and said, "Mom, you can't deceive me if you don't mean it, I know how many intestines you have in your stomach." ”
Guo's mother raised her hand and patted Guo Dalu's head, and scolded: "How can you talk to me, it's not big or small!"
"I'm telling the truth, I've counted many times in your stomach at that time. ”
Guo's mother glared at her son, "Go and brush your teeth, won't you go to Qucheng with Hei Niu and Tie Dan later?"
"Hmm. Guo Dalu let go of his mother and said: "Lixiang is too small, it is difficult to do a furniture store, Xiangxian and Qucheng don't say, the start should at least be in Suji, Mom, am I right?"
Guo's mother looked at her son and said, "But you have to know that the cost of opening a store in Suji is more than ten times that of Lixiang, okay, don't think about these things, your task now is to study hard." ”
Guo Dalu said: "Erchen obeys!"
Today's communication with his mother, Guo Dalu made an unexpected discovery, he found that his mother is actually a woman with a lot of business talent, but limited to various conditions, she has to suppress this talent all these years, in that sentence, what my mother lacks is an opportunity.
"No wonder my talent for business is so high, it turns out that I inherited my mother. Guo Dalu was not ashamed to think so, and then became more determined to open a store for his parents.
After breakfast, Guo Dalu and Guo Qing and Guo Tingkai gathered, and then went to Wangzhuang together, along the way, the three of them chatted about the plan after completing the order, and agreed to develop new customers.
"Why don't I go to the steel rope bridge and stare at one again?" Guo Qing said.
"Do you really think it's useful?" Guo Ting said.
Guo Dalu laughed, proving that "Shengjiao said" was purely made up by him.
Guo Qing also laughed and said, "This matter can only rely on the road......
Guo Tingkai did not agree, his face was contemplative, the three of them are doing business together, how can they only put their hopes on one person?
Two trips were sent today, the order of ten tons was completed, and when checking out, Deputy Manager Zhang casually said to Guo Dalu: "Your delivery is very timely, the quality of the watermelon is also good, and I found that we can also chat, I am ready to add another 5 tons to you, how about it?"
"That's a good dare, you can add another 10 tons. ”
Deputy Manager Zhang patted Guo Dalu on the shoulder with a smile and said, "Don't be too greedy." ”
Guo Dalu showed a simple smile.
"Of course, I have a need on my side, and I will give priority to you. ”
"Then thank you Mr. Zhang first. ”
Pingbai had an extra order of nearly 20,000 yuan, which made the watermelon team happy, and after leaving Qucheng, they did not return to Li Township, but went directly to Sanqiao, and they were ready to collect another car before dark.
About 40 minutes later, the car got off the concrete road and turned onto a dirt road, and Wang Wenwu complained: "The road of the three bridges is still so bad. ”
Guo Qingdao: "So they are the poorest village in Li Township, if you want to get rich, you must first build roads, I understand." ”
The four of them bumped for more than ten minutes, passing by a wild lake, Guo Dalu was anxious to urinate, and he was even more restless, so he asked Wang Wenwu to stop: "I was really turned upside down, hurry up and let me go down to open the gate and release the water." ”
Wang Wenwu parked the car on the side of the road, Guo Dalu jumped out of the car, came to a grassy and relatively hidden place by the lake, and was about to untie his pants, when suddenly he caught a glimpse of a man and a woman standing under a tree not far away.
Guo Dalu was about to dodge to the side, but was shocked to find that the man threw a hemp rope into the tree, and then began to tie the knot seriously.
What kind of routine is this? Is it some kind of shameful bondage play?
Guo Dalu's curiosity was completely aroused, and he decided to take a look at it for a while with a learning attitude......
The man tied the knot and turned to kiss the girl......
"The show is about to play...... Guo Dalu thought to himself, and reminded himself in his heart: "I can't watch it anymore, and if I watch it again, it can be said that it is very immoral." But why don't my feet obey me? They seem to be nailed to the ground! Why is that? Shameful feet of yours!"
At this moment, the style of painting over there took a sharp turn, and after the man kissed the woman, he turned around and got on a stool on the ground, and then put his head into the rope noose!
Damn!! what are you doing! That man is not tying up, but hanging?!
Guo Dalu had no urge to urinate for a moment.