Chapter 355: Mount Fuji is a symbol of men
"Don't want it!"
Eiri Ri interrupted Chitanda and Soraku Mayuke's eyebrows, and slapped the table dissatisfiedly, "You two! I haven't drunk yet, so I'm drunk and talking crazy. Good otaku learn what to do! ”
"That's right...... Kiss or something...... It's a shame that you said that,"
An Yilun also blushed, I don't know what shameful things I thought, and I actually reached a rare consensus with Ying Li Li in the field outside of anime.
Xiangle Zhenyu was stunned, and said angrily: "I'm here to help you ease the relationship, but now you are dealing with me with a unified voice, it's really good to be kind!" ”
"Huh? Am I mistaken? ”
Chitanda Chengyu touched his chin, revealing a little regretful, "I thought it was really because I wanted to take the opportunity to kiss me." ”
Xiangle Mayu showed a frightened little expression, bent his arms and shrank in fear, "I thought you were cooperating with me, but it turned out to be just a simple pervert?" ”
"Narcissism at best! I can't fight with the perverted eight poles! ”
"Huh~"
Xiangle Zhenyu lowered his eyelids, and the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned and added: "Then you are simply narcissistic to the level of perversion, okay!" ”
"It's ...... good if you say that."
Chitanda Chengyu calmly accepted the ridicule of Soraku Mayu, but sublimated the taste of his own life.
"Only when human beings always have a slim and happy dream can they be full of courage in a life of setbacks, and be proactive and diligent and persevering."
Ying Lili was a little touched, but she still deliberately pouted, "Your chicken soup is too thick, and the general chicken soup for the soul can pick a few keywords in the happy dream of being active and diligent, and you actually put it all in!" ”
“…………”
Qianantitian Chengyu smiled bitterly, this is the feeling he was going to use as a motto for his life, but he was actually ridiculed as the chicken soup was too thick.
However, he didn't waver, and waved his hand calmly, "Don't talk to you superficial little girls, let's use the microphone to see the real chapter today." ”
"Hmph~ Listen up! You two are ready, the prelude is about to begin! ”
Soraku's slender fingertips swept swiftly across the console, and the rousing tune of "Until the End of the World" slowly sounded.
Qianantitian Chengyu opened his mouth with the music, maybe it was a two-month experience, and he was a little more affectionate than when he was young, "Wandering alone in the metropolis...... It's like an empty can that has been discarded...... If you have to explore everything about each other...... It's called love...... It is better to sleep forever. ”
"Until the end of the world, I will not be separated from you...... I have made a wish for thousands of nights...... Why is time so dazzling...... To the haggard heart fell into the well...... Slim thoughts, on this tragic night. ”
An Yilun also picked it up smoothly, even if her voice was dry, there was still a bit of melodiousness, in fact, for such a track, it is very difficult to sing it wrong.
Chitanda Chengyu sang the chorus once, and he preferred to taste the gentle melody and lyrics of the chorus itself to touch him than the ** that was finally sublimated.
"And people are always looking for superficial answers...... As a result, irreplaceable treasures are missed...... In this street full of **...... Not even the stars in the night sky can illuminate us......"
"Before the World Ultimate ............"
**Before the arrival, even Ying Li Li and Xiang Le also began to sing in unison, and the small group finally had a certain feeling of fighting for their dreams.
For a while, Qianantitian Chengyu had an urge to burst into tears,
And when the song ended, without waiting for Qianantitian Chengyu to say something inspiring, he was forcibly judged by Xiangle Zhenyou to be a winner or loser with An Yilun, not only did he not get two fragrant kisses, but he was directly kicked out of the private room by the more rough Ying Lili.
Chitanda was so helpless that she had to pat her ass and go to the door to pick up the food, and Ying Lili's order was undoubtedly her favorite junk food.
A lot of fried chicken, chicken thighs, chicken corn, meat rolls, fries, ice cream...... It's just ordering something without nutrition.
and the big meal in the mind of Qianantitian Chengyu, there is a gap of 108,000 miles.
According to common sense, most KTVs are naturally not allowed to take out, but the hotel next door always has a lot of affection, and he ordered some fruit hot drinks in KTV, so he naturally obtained the right to let the staff turn a blind eye.
Carrying fast food in a lunch box and a plastic bag, Sentanda Chengyu staggered out of the hall, but just around the corner, an unknown young man unexpectedly appeared in front of him.
"Friend, stay for a moment."
The uninvited guest was wearing a neat shirt and tie, but fortunately, the head of the plane was not particularly exaggerated, and it was also black hair, which made Chitanda Chengyu breathe a sigh of relief.
"What's the matter?"
Qianantitian Chengyu asked with a smile, but he had already made up his mind, and no matter what the man said, he would find an excuse to refuse.
The man showed an ambiguous smile and walked in a little, "Brother, there are men and women in your private room, the two couples have a good relationship with each other, right?" ”
Qian Yan Tian Chengyu smiled, avoided talking about it, and only said: "A few of them are still waiting for me in a hurry." ”
"Brother, don't get excited...... Relax...... What is there to worry about in a public place like the aisle, do you want to see the good goods that I have here to help the fun? ”
Qianantitian Chengyu shook his head at first, but after thinking about it, he had been entangled and broke some small fortunes, and he was not afraid of thieves stealing, but he was afraid of thieves, and it was very troublesome to really cause trouble.
"What's there? Don't be addictive. ”
The man showed a look of joy and said slowly, "Don't worry...... How can that kind of business be done in such a serious place, it's just a good thing that is commonly used by some gentlemen. ”
Qianantitian Chengyu resisted the urge to roll his eyes and complain and nodded, "Then let's talk about things and prices, and I'll go back quickly." ”
"You take a look at this ...... first"
The man smiled and took out a small golden iron box from his left trouser pocket, and took it to Qianantitian Chengyu like a treasure.
"Mt. Fuji Great Viagra! Pure natural herbal extract, delay and erection, guarantee no side effects! ”
Qianantitian Chengyu's face darkened, does he seem to be someone who needs this?
"Mt. Fuji is a snow-capped mountain, okay! I don't know of any natural herbs. ”
The man smiled, "It's not a herb of Mt. Fuji, but Mt. Fuji is a symbol of men......
Qianantitian Chengyu suddenly realized, "There is some truth...... But I'm in good health, so I don't need it much......"
"Then look at this ......"
Without hesitation, the man took out a small light blue long box from his right pocket, like a serious capsule pill box, of course, Chitanda Chengyu clearly knew that it was not serious at all.
"Magic capsule, the secret recipe of the Tokugawa shogunate's 800-year-old heritage, powerful aphrodisiac, antibacterial and itching, so that girls can easily find the pinnacle of life!
"How much?"
"It's only 30,000 yen!!"
Qianantitian Chengyu remained silent, he felt that three thousand was not worth it, "What else?" ”
The man's eyes lit up, and he smiled and took out a treasure from his trouser pocket, this time a spray with a shell.
"Saitama sensei's topical spray, as long as 22222! Suitable for both men and women, one blow is effective, fascinated and nourishing, fast-acting and powerful! Works and works! ”
"What else?"
"And 999 Indian god oil! International well-known trademarks, *** have been used and said to be good, as long as 25,000. ”
"Long cold spirit granules? What else? ”
"Black Beauty Lubricant, moist and smooth, give Little Beauty the most exciting feeling, as long as 27,000!"
“…………”
Qianantitian Chengyu sighed and waved his hand helplessly, "Forget it, don't say it, you give me the cheapest one." ”
The man shook his head with a look of regret, "Guest, you must know that there are no good goods, how can two little girls be so beautiful that it is worth investing...... I see that you are also a young man of a rich family, and if you spend more than 25,000, we can also provide follow-up services. ”
Chitanda Chengyu blinked, "What follow-up service." ”
"For example, I added you to the drink in advance...... Contact reliable taxis and hotels...... One-stop service ensures that you have fun with peace of mind! ”
Qianantitian Chengyu deeply felt that Yingli pear was picked in such a broken place!