Chapter VII Carnival Baron Die, Theatrical Play!
"Pretend, really good at pretending." In the water, Usopp sarcastically said, then swam to the shore, put his hands on the stone platform, and prepared to climb up.
Who knows, Nami stepped forward and stepped forward, and Usopp, who had just turned over, was kicked into the water again, and put his hands on his hips, "Who do you say is pretending?" Do you have to say it again? "The arrogance is very arrogant.
Seeing such an invincible Nami, what else could Usopp say? can only avoid its edge, "No, I ...... I said myself. Hee-hee......"
This guy is also shameless, and as soon as Nami gets angry, she wilts.
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"Hey, hey......" At this time, Geert finally couldn't help but stand up and speak, "Do you guys play or not?" If you want to make trouble, don't stop here, okay? ”
"Play...... Of course you have to play......" Luffy's eyes lit up, and he raised his hand and said loudly.
"Okay, just play seriously." Geert spoke, and pulled out a large net from behind his back...... Then, Luffy looked at the small net in his hand to catch a small goldfish, and he was instantly in a low mood.
......At this time, the big goldfish jumped up again.
Geert found the right time, jumped up, came to the big goldfish, fished the big goldfish into the net in an instant, and then shook it hard, and directly threw the big goldfish to the big bucket on his side.
"Oops." Nami secretly screamed badly, and then shouted at Sanji, "Sanji, hurry up, stop the goldfish." ”
"Okay, Nami-chan......" As soon as Sanji heard that Nami needed him, he immediately jumped up and kicked the big goldfish in the stomach, kicking the big goldfish and spitting out all the breakfast.
And this kick also angered the big goldfish, and a goldfish flicked its tail and directly slapped Sanji out.
"Damn, it's useless at the critical moment." Nami covered her head, then said to Zoro, "Zoro, you go." ”
"Why should I listen to you?" Zoro pursed his lips.
"Did you forget to borrow my money......" Nami rubbed her fingers, Zoro spat out a mouthful of phlegm, there was no choice but to get on, and he also jumped up, pulled out two swords and prepared to ......
However, before he could cut down, he heard the shouts of the carnival baron below, "No knives, that's a foul ......"
"Huh?" Zoro was stunned, and it was also this stunned kung fu, the big goldfish was another goldfish flick its tail, and directly threw Zoro out.
"Damn, this one is even more useless." Nami lowered her head, and Yamani kicked it too, didn't she? Sauron, this guy was thrown away without doing anything, alas...... Men are unreliable, huh?
Nami looked at Hancock with a hazy gaze, as for the rest of the companions? Forget it, it's useless to even two that look more reliable, and the rest ...... What else could it be for?
The only way to turn to Hancock is to turn to him.
"Empress......" Nami's eyes flashed with starry light and pounced on Hancock......
"Got it, I'll fix it." Hancock smiled and gave Anikolia a look, and Anikolea nodded, stretched out her finger, and looked at the falling goldfish as a thunderbolt.
"Zizi Zi ......"
In the blink of an eye, the big goldfish turned into a grilled fish...... Fall into the lake.
"Little Golden ......" Baron Carnival saw that the big goldfish he raised was actually cooked, and scolded Anikolia for a while, "Foul, you are a foul, how can you use lightning?" ”
"Cut, you didn't say you couldn't use it, did you?" Anikolia pursed her lips.
"I didn't say that?" Baron Carnival choked, "Well, it's true that he didn't say it. ”
"In that case, then this game is not a winner, and the next one will be played immediately." Baron Carnival hurriedly said.
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On a long stretch of water, two small boats are driving side by side.
This time the competition is shooting.
Four men from each side, driving small boats across the lake, used weapons to shoot at each other, and the one that was shot was defeated.
The four of them on the side of the carnival baron will not be introduced.
Hancock's side, Hancock, Nami......
Well, there are only two on Hancock's side.
Although the rule says four, since Hancock's side gave up the numerical advantage, what else can Baron Carnival say? Naturally, it is consent.
"Empress, you must protect me......" Nami whispered as she hid behind Hancock.
After all, the gun shot was a real gun, and it would kill people if it was hit.
At first, Nami didn't know it, so she volunteered to get on the boat.
Who knows, when you get on the boat, you are told that you are using a real gun? It's a cheat.
"Hehe, why are you so scared of coming up?" Hancock smiled.
"I ...... How did I know I was using a real gun? "Nami is also speechless, the shooting or something should obviously be from Usopp, after all, he is a sniper of the Straw Hat Pirates, although he uses a slingshot, but it is almost not, anyway, it is all aimed and shot.
However, who made Nami think it was fun, plus Hancock participated, and with such a super strong person as Hancock, in Nami's opinion, the probability of them losing this game is ...... Zero percent.
It's also completely impossible to lose.
Since she was sure to win, Nami wanted to participate and have fun.
Who knows, huh...... Before the game started, her legs were weak from the real guns.
"Okay, I'll protect you, don't worry." Hancock put his arm around Nami's shoulders and smiled.
"Woo...... The Empress is the best. Nami hugged Hancock with tears in her eyes, her face rubbing against a majestic spot...... Let Hancock feel a little strange in his heart, and he said, Nami, there are so many people, pay attention to the influence.
If you really want it, when the competition is over, I'll open a room and the two of us have a good time.
Well, that's from the heart.
Nami wasn't her own crew, and Hancock was still inconvenient to make a move.
"Hey, are you guys enough?" The other party was already a little impatient, "I was fishing for goldfish just now, and now I'm shooting too, why are you talking so much nonsense?" ”
"Bang......" Before the guy finished speaking, there was already an extra blood hole in his head.
Don't doubt it, it was Hancock who hit.
"Maji ......"
"Bastard...... You're going to do it right now? The companion of the killed man glared at Hancock, pulled out the gun at his waist and prepared to give Hancock a blow, however, his speed was comparable to that of Hancock?
"Bang ......" is another gunshot, and Xiao Ji, who wants to avenge his companion, is also shot in the head by Hancock.
"Well, I didn't expect that I had never used a gun, and my marksmanship was so good?" Hancock came out and blew the smoke from the muzzle of the gun, muttering to himself.
"You...... You're not human...... It's the devil......" The remaining two people shot at the same time, bang......
Well, this time it was the other side who shot.
After all, Hancock is still blowing the smoke of gunpowder, isn't he?
Faced with the rapid flow of bullets, Hancock skimmed his head and easily dodged.
There is a lot of seeing and hearing, and the trajectory of the bullet can be avoided with your eyes closed.
"You...... How can it be? Anyone was able to dodge a bullet? "Ganji and Luji opened their mouths wide, it was incredible, their robbery was specially modified for the game, and the speed of the bullets was about to exceed the speed of sound, so they could be dodged? Fake, right?
However, the truth is so cruel, Hancock naturally refuses to wait until the bullet is fired to dodge, in that way, no matter how fast she is, she can't dodge.
After all, the bullet that is about to catch up with the supersonic speed means that as soon as the other side thinks about it, the bullet has already flown out of a hundred meters.
And the distance between the two sides is only five meters.
If you want to dodge such a fast bullet, you must judge the trajectory of the bullet in sight and dodge it in advance.
"You can dodge a bullet, so what about it......"
At some point, the two set up a machine gun and opened fire, "boom, boom, boom......
In an instant, dozens of bullets shot out, and if Hancock didn't do anything, he would definitely be beaten into a hornet's nest, or even into broken mud.
"Captive Arrow ......" In the face of countless pouring bullets, Hankukra showed a red heart, and one after another crimson arrows were shot out by her, and the arrows missed the bullets, and the bullets were petrified and fell into the lake.
"Damn, why is this happening?" Ganji and Luji are unbelievable, and they can still play like this?
Their bullets had been fired, but Hancock's arrows were endless, and in the blink of an eye, the two were reduced to stone.
Before the fight even started, the opponent was knocked out by all the members.
The carnival baron was dumbfounded, do you want to be so nonsense?
"Bastards, you don't follow the rules, you attack before I even said the game started, it's just inhumane." The Baron of Carnival shouted accusations.
"Inhuman?" Hancock sneered, "In that case, you should also accompany them to hell." ”
"Bang......" A gunshot rang out, and Baron Carnival was knocked out.
Although he didn't read much of the original book, he also knew that this carnival baron belonged to the villain, and since he was a villain, he naturally deserved to die.
Hancock wasn't interested in continuing the farce.
The Baron of Carnival is dead, and his younger brothers are fleeing one by one, fleeing...... Escape......
"Sixty million volts, Brontosaurus!" However, they wanted to escape, and asked Anikolea if they had they? Thor stepped out, and a thunder dragon was unleashed, sweeping away all those who fled.
Those people were touched by the thunder dragon, and one by one they turned into charred corpses.
"It's so domineering." Nami covered her mouth, is this the Empress of the Pirates? Do things mercilessly, cut the grass to the roots.
Hancock taught Nami a philosophy of life.
"Okay, that idiot is dead too, now everyone can play as they want." Hancock smiled.
However, when the Straw Hats saw this, to be honest, they were really not interested.
There are charred corpses everywhere along the way, how can this be played?
The netizens in front of the screen were also stunned.
They didn't expect it to be over?
"Your Excellency, are you sure you're not playing with me?"
"yes, we thought the plot had just begun, but it turned out to be ...... One shot, this theatrical version will end early? ”
"How can you say that the other party is also a carnival baron, the big boss in the theater version, and there is no scene left?"
"Indeed, where is this like a villain boss, it completely belongs to the cannon fodder level, and it was killed without saying a few words, is this really good?"
"Silent Tribute to the Baron of Revelry......"
"Silent Tribute to the Baron of Revelry......"
"To be honest, in order to learn more about the plot, I also deliberately went to make up for this theatrical version, however...... I haven't finished making up for it yet, and the empress is already done here? It's too irresponsible, right? ”
"The theatrical version is just a minute, and you only broadcast it live to us for half an hour...... Have you eaten the rest? ”
"Hehe......" This is Hancock's answer to netizens, "Mourning is happy, can't it?" ”
"We ......" netizens were speechless, yes, Han Cook is the anchor, she can broadcast it how she wants, why does she have to follow the original book? Isn't it good to get it done in thirty minutes? The rest can be seen in the benefits......
Well, this book goes through great harmony, welfare or something......
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"Your Excellency, there is ...... Is this necessary? Nami looked at the corpses all over the ground, and she was more or less touched, they were all fresh lives.
"Whether it's necessary or not, the mourning family decides." Hancock said domineeringly, "Isn't this bad now?" Anyway, the other party is not a good person, and if he dies, he dies, and there is nothing to regret. ”
"The other party is a pirate? How do you know? Nami's eyes widened and she asked strangely.
"Because of this ......," Hancock pulled out a piece of paper.
Nami took it and was taken aback, "This ...... Is this Baron of Carnival's bounty order? ”
"yes, a bounty of thirty-eight million." Hancock shrugged, "Besides, isn't it strange that the other party is getting drifting bottles everywhere for people from the sea to come to this island?" We've been here for so long and haven't seen anyone other than us, so where have those people gone? ”
"What do you mean...... Killed? Nami opened her mouth wide.
"Well, that's right." Hancock nodded, as for whether he was killed or not? How did she know that it was all her guessing?
Even if it's a guess, that's enough, though.
No one would make a drift bottle and let someone else come to their island for no reason, right?
Of course, if this island is really an island of carnival, and the owner of the island is for publicity, then it is okay.
But what about the reality?
They came, wanted to play, but were stopped by the baron of Carnival with all kinds of delays, and they had to play these boring games.
Moreover, this game is not normal at all, it will kill people.
All kinds of signs are superficially carnival barons who are not at ease.
Of course, this was Hancock's preconceived idea.
After all, she is a person who has read the original book and knows that the other party is the villain boss.
Since she is a villain, Hancock has let him live for two chapters, which has fully demonstrated her benevolence.
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Hot Spring Pools –
"Ah...... It's so comfortable......" Anicolia lay on her stomach by the bath, and the holy light that appeared somewhere blocked her ......
"yes, I didn't expect there to be a hot spring here, it's really good." Weiwei is also very happy, as a princess of the desert kingdom, hot springs or something, I like it the most.
"Hey, Lucy, don't swim in the hot pool......"
"Why? Obviously very comfortable to say......"
"And ask me why? This is my hot spring, not a swimming pool. ”
"Is there a difference? It's all water anyway. ”
"Of course there is a difference, one is cold water and the other is hot water......"
"No matter, I'm just going to swim anyway." Lucy didn't care what anyone else said, and swam in the hot spring pool by herself.
Fortunately, the hot spring pool is very large, and even if she is allowed to swim, it is not crowded.
Lucy swam to Hancock's side, took Hancock's hand, and prepared for Hancock to swim with her," said comfortably as she swam in the hot tub. ”
Looking at the blonde Lucy, Hancock slapped her big ass floating on the water and blocked by the holy light, with a "snap" sound, crisp and pleasant, "If you like to swim, you can swim by yourself, don't pull me." ”
Hancock said he couldn't afford to lose the man.
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