Chapter 969: Tiger Man
Although these tiger prison guards are elite, they have never seen such a strange weapon as a shock bomb after all, so they are not lightly 'shocked'. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Renekton took the opportunity to kill the tigers, grabbed Rengar on his shoulders and ran away.
The tiger guards who came back to their senses immediately chased and intercepted them, and Renekton gritted his teeth and threw out the five grenades that Murong Feng had carefully handed over to him before leaving.
The tiger guards have just suffered a hard time, how can they be fooled again. So one by one, they raised their shields and lined up to cover their ears.
Of the five grenades, only one was actually a stun grenade, two other fragmentation grenades, and the last one left was ...... Stink bombs!
The shield wall of the Tiger Prison blocked the loud light and debris, but it couldn't stop the chemical stench that exploded.
The nose of a feline can compete with that of a dog.
So not to mention how 'tragic' that scene was!
This naturally includes Rengar, who is lying on Renekton's shoulder......
In fact, Murong Feng handed over a few grenades to Lake, and immediately told him to stay away, but unfortunately Laketon didn't pay attention to it at all.
So the two of them staggered into the woods, almost in tears.
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"Hey, you bastard, what's the hell you're throwing away? Vomit, let me down, I'm going to smoke to death......"
"You're embarrassed to say that you threw up me." Renekton dropped Reingar, who had already vomited a lot, and he himself vomited wildly against a big tree.
The two of them almost vomited the bitter bile water.
"It's over, it's over, my nose can't smell anything." Rengar looked like he was dying, and said weakly.
After all, Renekton is a soarer and has a physique with demigod potential, so his symptoms are mild and he recovered quickly, but his face is as bad as a serious illness, miserable and green.
"Hurry up, don't lie on the ground like a dead dog, those cats are catching up again, it's really ghostly." Reekton's eyes rolled, and he immediately took it to heart, picked up a few stones and put them in his pocket, and then dragged Rengar and continued to run wildly through the forest.
Less than a hundred meters behind the two of them, there was a group of tiger roaring guards chasing after them with red eyes and green faces, and as soon as they found the traces of the two of them, they immediately greeted them with alchemy rockets, obviously hating the two of them.
Fortunately, most of the alchemy rockets were blocked by the trees, and only a few fell on the two of them, but they also blew up the two of them.
Seeing that there were also a large number of figures flickering in the forests on both sides, it must have been outflanked by those tiger prison guards.
Renekton immediately felt out the few stones he had just picked up, and shouted, "Get down!" And with that, he threw it out on both sides.
As a result, Rengar first pounced on a vicious dog, holding his head and covering his mouth, and threw himself into a patch of grass......
Renekton almost burst out laughing, and quickly rushed forward and kicked the thing in the ass, and roared, "Fake, fool them." Run. ”
Rengar glared back fiercely, and immediately jumped out with his hands and feet. In terms of escape speed, the lion can definitely throw a crocodile for hundreds of streets, and it will disappear as soon as it slips through the smoke.
Renekton grinned, and when he looked back, the tiger guards were gone, apparently like Rengar, who didn't know where to hide from him.
Renekton immediately continued to run wildly, finally escaping the Tiger Guards.
When the disgraced two arrived at the pre-agreed meeting place, they happened to see Murong Feng and Yasuo appear, and Yasuo was still carrying a large bag and a lot of things in his hand, and the two seemed to have gone shopping......
"Didn't you both come back first? How did you get this virtue? Fell into the pit? Murong Feng covered his nose and looked at the two of them in surprise.
Renekton had a green face and said frantically: "Boss, why do some of the grenades you gave me stink?" Rengar and I almost didn't get smoked to death! ”
"Stink?!" Murong Feng hurriedly looked through his waist bag, then patted his head and smiled embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I seem to have taken it wrong." But what are you doing with grenades when you have nothing to do? Didn't I tell you to stay away when you play? Where's the other big manager? I won't lose it to you. ”
"Dead." Rengar said expressionlessly: "He was killed by his brother." ”
Murong Feng's mind was a little confused, and he said in a daze: "Killed by his brother?" What's going on? ”
"Let's not talk about us yet." Rekton stared at Yasuo, who was in a big bag, and bared his teeth, "What's the matter with you guys?" ”
Murong Feng looked back and said with a smile: "Hey, Yasuo asked me to consult what women like, but I don't understand this, so I accompanied him to the street and bought some more things and came back to give them to Suanna, and there were also some snacks that the two girls asked me to buy." What else do you think we're doing? ”
Renekton and Rengar felt that they were going crazy, and they fought outside with great difficulty to escape, while Murong Feng and Yasuo actually went shopping......
"Those two girls must be in a hurry, Yasuo and I will go back first, as for the two of you, let's find a river and wash it quickly, it stinks to death." Murong Feng covered his mouth and nose and turned around and left.
Yasuo was holding a big bag and a small bag and wanted the two of them to share it, but as soon as he smelled the 'intoxicating' smell on the two of them, he immediately retreated and said: "There is a small river in the direction I came from just now, you should go quickly, don't be an eyesore here." ”
Renekton bared his teeth, immediately leaned over to Yasuo, and said viciously: "Lao Tzu was chased and killed all the way by a group of big cats, but you ran to buy gifts for your woman. If you don't do this, brother, hurry up and pick a few delicious things to leave for me! ”
Yasuo rolled his eyes and said, "These snacks are all from those two aunts, if you dare to take them, I will dare to give them." ”
Renekton immediately coaxed, scolded and turned around and left, to find the river in the mountains to wash well, otherwise the stench could be smelled from miles away.
Murong Feng took Yasuo back to the temporary camp first, and the three little ones immediately jumped over to ask for snacks. Yasuo's body was immediately relieved of half of the burden. The remaining half was stupidly stuffed by him to the hooded Suona.
"This guy ......" Murong Feng was speechless, and said in his heart, how could there be such a first-time gift for a girl. I don't know, I think you're a grocery store.
As soon as Lilith and Onexia saw that Sana had received so many gifts, they immediately ran over to help unpack them.
Soon, all kinds of clothes and jewelry, gold and silver jewelry, perfume and rouge were piled up all over the place.
"Are you going to stock?" Onexia stared at Yasuo in amazement.
Yasuo scratched his head and sneered: "I don't know what to buy, so I just listen to the boss, and I buy it directly when I see what I like." ”
Everyone couldn't cry or laugh for a while, and Sana was even more shy, not knowing what to say.
At this time, Renekton and Rengar also returned, and the two of them were wet, like chickens in soup, but there was still a trace of smell on their bodies.
Onexia had the sharpest nose, and when she saw the two of them, she frowned and asked, "Why do you two have a strange smell?" Smells bad! ”
Renekton and Rengar really can't wait to find a hole to get into.
"Alright, stop laughing at them. Get down to business. Murong Feng held back a smile and asked, "Tell me, what's going on?" ”
Renekton sat down on the ground and briefly recounted the four of them after they had separated.
After hearing this, Sana couldn't help but shake her head lightly and sighed: "I didn't expect it to be such a result, it seems that we were used as guns by others." I didn't expect Archduke Karl to give birth to such an illegitimate son with such a city. ”
As soon as Onexia heard that someone had been used as a gun, she immediately exploded and said, "Then what are you waiting for?" Hurry up and kill all those ants! I'll take the lead! ”
After the girl finished yelling, she was secretly looking at Murong Feng's face, and found that she was actually preparing the lunch ingredients very indifferently, and couldn't help but hurriedly say, "Sister Moon Shadow, you have something to say." ”
"What do I say? Didn't you finish it for me? Murong Feng smeared the sauce on the barbecue and marinated it, and said without raising his head: "If you want to go, you can go, remember not to forget to come back for lunch." ”
Onexia was immediately stunned, and obediently squatted aside to stop coaxing.
Lilith sighed: "I'm afraid that the other party has already calculated that we will retaliate, and will definitely be on guard." And if we really kill the door, I'm afraid we will only fall into the other party's way, and we will be the murderers who killed the chief manager. ”
"It's really troublesome to use your brain or something......" Onexia muttered, and went to play with Amumu and Xiao Hei again.
Renekton shifted and asked, "Boss, where are we going next?" I'm afraid we should have wanted notices all over the towns along the way, right? Still going to a war college? ”
Murong Feng put the marinated barbecue on the grill, clapped his hands and said, "Let's go directly to Mogroon Pass." ”
Reekton stared at him and nodded heavily.
"Mogrohn Pass?!" Rengar was surprised: "Where has been conquered by the desert aliens, where are you going to do something?" ”
"Find his brother." Murong Feng put on another cauldron, preparing to bring another pot of vegetable stew, Suona came over to help, but was clumsily sent away by Murong Feng and went to accompany Yasuo to collect firewood.
"Your brother ???" Rengar stared at Renegon, his face was not very good-looking, and he frowned: "Your brother is a desert alien?" ”
Rekton's eyes were cold, and he shook his head, "I just hope I don't meet him anywhere!" ”
Reingar 'got his senses' and took his brother as a rebel to the desert aliens.
Soon the smell of food wafted through the makeshift camp, causing everyone's appetite to stir.
Murong Feng looked at the food he had cooked with satisfaction, nodded and said, "If you practice more, you can break through to an expert chef." ”
Onexia was the first in line with a plate in her hand, salivating with a salivating expression.
Murong Feng directly gave her a large piece of barbecue meat, plus a bowl full of vegetable stew. The girl said with a sad face: "Sister Moon Shadow, people only eat meat, not vegetarians." ”
"Well, eat more vegetables to be healthy." Murong Feng glared.
Onexia walked away with a helpless face holding the dinner plate, pouting and saying, "I'm not a human being, and eating vegetables will be healthy." ”
Lilith, who is in second place, is not a picky eater, and she eats barbecue with vegetable stew with relish.
The others also started to eat one after another, and Rengar tasted Murong Feng's craftsmanship for the first time, and almost swallowed his tongue, and gave Murong Feng a thumbs up, almost choking himself.
Murong Feng only scooped a bowl of vegetable stew for himself in the end, and the rest of the barbecue was all distributed to Renekton.
Renekton didn't say anything and just started gobbling it up.
Xiao Hei, who was lying on the side and gnawing on the meat bones, suddenly raised his head and whined out of the woods.
Rengar was the first to jump up, his face full of vigilance. But I saw that the others didn't pay attention to it at all, and they were still enjoying their lunch.
"Sit down and keep eating yours." Murong Feng waved his hand, and then said to Onexia who was eager to try: "Go, remember to catch a live mouth and come back." ”
"Great!" Onexia jumped out with a bone in her mouth and a strange grin.
Rengar looked a little dumbfounded and said, "How do you let a child go?" That guy outside is a battle-hardened warrior! Renekton and I teamed up and barely made it back. ”
Renekton wiped his mouth and pouted, "How would you feel if I told you that we couldn't even catch that girl's trick when we joined forces?" ”
"It can't be!" Rengar incredulous.
"Roar!" Suddenly, a heaven-shattering dragon roar resounded through the sky.
The heavy dragon power swept through like a gust of wind, and Rengar's legs went limp, and he almost collapsed on the ground.
After a while, Onexia dragged back with a tiger guard commander with a look of dissatisfaction.
"What, these big cats look very durable, but I didn't expect them to be all three-legged cats. People haven't had fun yet. Onyxia threw aside the dead dog-like commander of the Tiger Guards with an unhappy look on her face, and went on to enjoy her lunch.
"Oscher!" Rengar recognized the commander of the Tiger Prison Guard and couldn't help but exclaim.
"You know?" Murong Feng asked in surprise.
Rengar nodded, and said with a complicated expression: "Yes, he is the leader of the Praetorian Guard of the Tiger Prison Guard. I've fought against him, and it's a win. ”
Murong Feng nodded and said, "That's the best, you go and wake him up don't pretend to be dead, as long as he answers me a few questions, I will let him go back safely." ”
"This ...... This man was the most loyal to Cologne. Rengar hesitated. The leader of the Tiger Prison Guard, named O'Sher, sat up with a grunt, his fangs baring at the crowd.
Onexia raised her eyebrows and snorted, "If you dare to bare your teeth again, I will pull out all your teeth!" ”
Osher snorted angrily, but he really didn't dare to bare his teeth anymore.
Murong Feng said calmly: "I believe you have heard my words, as long as you answer my question obediently, I will guarantee that you can leave safely." ”
"Phew, don't think about it!" Osher spat angrily, his mouth stiff.
"Well, I admire a tough guy like you the most." Murong Feng nodded appreciatively, and then as soon as he turned around, he instructed Onexia: "Pull him aside and beat him half to death first, and then torture him when I finish eating." ”
Onexia laughed and jumped up with her little pink fist.