BGM: Obstacle Cat (Akira Kami)

"Well, then, this is the end of the matter, sir, who is watching the play over there, can you stop and listen to me for a few words. ”

Then the strangely dressed uncle kept hanging upside down and spun his body in mid-air, looking like a magpie.

"Well, then, what does this one want to say to me?"

"I said. . . This guy is here to trouble you, and now that I've solved it for you, should I be given a little money?"

"That is to say... You're asking me for pay?"

"Well, it's pretty much the same, but I'd like to say that you're in a worse situation than you were just now, but luckily you have a solution. ”

"What's the explanation?"

"Because although I helped you kill an enemy, now I am your enemy, and it is clear that I am stronger than him ... But after all, if you give me the meat balls, I will naturally not do anything to you. "The uncle's body movements are lazy, his face is expressionless, and he doesn't look aggressive.

"You're threatening me?" Magpie smiled.

"Yes. ”

"Hahahahahaha——ha ”

Lily of the valley is like a simple rag doll, held in his arms, motionless, at his mercy.

"Thank you. I think that since you didn't eat the meat ball in the first place, it means that you don't need to participate in this game, and it's not worth it for you to have an unnecessary conflict with me for this. So even though my request is threatening and abrupt, you really can't beat me. I'm not that disgusting trash from yesterday. ”

Clearly organized, logical, and reasonable.

"Yesterday's waste. You mean that guy with tentacles all over his body? He's supposed to be a gamer, do you know him?"

"I'm glad I don't know him, so what do you think about our deal?"

"I think what you say makes sense, but there's one thing ... Magpie tilted his head and gestured to the uncle with his eyes, asking him to look behind him.

The obscene-looking, short-looking middle-aged man in a black suit was still sitting there.

"Why don't you ask him what he thinks?" Magpie immediately made an alarmist and serious expression, "I'll tell you, you guy who took advantage of the fire... This guy is from the legendary EVE, that's definitely a small to old, beaten old to a group of older, in short, this is a burning, killing and looting, all evil, retribution, cruel and murderous evil organization, you have to be prepared to offend him. ”

The expression was like coaxing a child, and the magpie began to talk nonsense in a serious manner, as if an adult was coaxing a child to say that disobedient children would be eaten by the wolf clan.

“。。 The uncle was still lazy, squinting, then yawned and looked at him with an idiotic gaze.

"Actually, I only mean that, that is, you can kill me or even kill him together, and then I will give you my meat balls. ”

"I said you have a grudge against the so-called burning, killing, looting, and doing all kinds of evil?。。 I'm sorry, but I'm not stupid, and I'm not in the habit of making enemies everywhere. ”

"Hey!" the magpie was already yelling, "the one over there。。。 It's called Mr. Beauty, do you want this thing? That dead pig was sent by you, if you want, you can beat this guy to death with me, and I'll give it to you, how about it?"

Magpie pulled out a wooden box from his black checkered bag and held it above his head until it dangled.

The middle-aged man still smiled very obscenely and did not answer.

The uncle turned to look at him.

He stood up and walked over to the "Tree of Reflections" covered in fish scales.

By this time the tree had grown to the height of the ceiling, and its roots were digging deep into the ground, wriggling constantly. The various tables and chairs around him had been cleaned by him, leaving only dust and wood residue on the ground.

When the obscene middle-aged man walked in, the ferocious tree reacted in the next moment, and countless branches quickly surrounded him from all directions, ready to launch a predatory at any time.

"Hey, hey, hey. He let out a very mercenary laugh, "I'm not going to meddle in the affairs between you." ”

"Look, that's what the old gentleman said, and what is your choice?" the uncle looked back.

Magpie looked at him for a long time, "I said that he was standing next to your precious tree, and you didn't react at all." ”

"It's true, as this little brother said, I have no intention of interfering, but... Others do. ”

"Who?" the bloated guy seemed to be getting a little impatient, the longer things dragged on, the worse it was for him, and now it was time for him to pay the price, show his strength, and then grab the benefits, instead of arguing with two people here.

"Sweet pig. The young middle-aged man rubbed his hands together, as if he hadn't seen the branches staring around him at all.

After the branches circled around him a few times, as if they thought he was meaningless, they thought that the other party had no effect on their growth, so they retreated to find other prey.

"Isn't he dead? You don't think that thing is still alive, do you?"

The uncle pointed to the puddle of debris on the ground, and the only skin and bones that remained were completely fused with the whole tree.

It was impossible to tell if it was a human or something else in life.

"You mean to say that pile of garbage, you can still stand up and kill me?"

"No. The lewd middle-aged man gave a weird smile, "He's up now... As for whether you will be killed by him. It's up to you, boy. ”

"Huh. . . What are you kidding?" The uncle sneered, with a disdainful expression on his face, "Do you think that saying this will make me retreat? Tsk!"

After seeing the scene in front of him, the uncle's eyes changed suddenly, and he always had a bad premonition, but now it has become a reality.

The tree was covered with fish scales, and a face appeared in the middle of it.

That face is fat and bloated, protruding from the surface of the tree, Xu eldest son, you don't look like a human face at all.

Judging from the facial features alone, it is clear who the owner of this face is.

Sweet pig.

This guy has obviously become nourishment, but now I don't know why he strangely borrowed a tree to resurrect his soul, and it seems that he has survived with a new attitude.