Chapter 100: Punishing the God of Gambling
The gold pouring out of the inverted space bag like a tide piled up in the center of the room to form a small mountain.
"Gold! Platinum Coins! There are all kinds of gems......" A little fat man's eyes lit up, the corners of his mouth drooled, and he shouted happily: "Ahh~~~ I can't imagine that today I can finally realize my greatest wish since childhood!" Then he jumped up and threw himself on it, fluttering and waving his short hands and feet.
“…… What was your biggest wish since childhood? "When I saw the strange behavior, I suddenly had a ridiculous idea.
"It feels really comfortable to swim in the pile of money~~~" The commandment seemed to be moaning to himself, but he answered the question just right.
"Is it ......," I turned to the equally stunned bounty hunter, "that he grew up like this because you deducted pocket money and suffered the shadow of his childhood?" ”
"Nothing!" The bounty hunter denied it: "I only take half of his pocket money every time, and it was only when I was a child." ”
"I only ask him to borrow half of his pocket money every time, and of course it was when he was a child." Yichen interjected.
…… I looked at them, and I looked at the little fat man. It's really a typical example of brothers, friends and brothers.
Although he was a little sympathetic, he couldn't help but kick him when he looked at the cheap appearance of humming comfortably on the pile of gold coins. Coincidentally, the cocked plump ass was printed with the other two feet at the same time.
The little fat man screamed, covered his ass with his hands back, turned around and said angrily: "Why kick me!" ”
"Who told you to put on such a **** look, it's just a lack of kicking!" I responded strongly.
"The saliva is all flowing on the gold coins, obviously deliberately disgusting us! Kick you still light! Yichen made an excuse.
"Listen, you've been said so by everyone, and I'm just doing the right thing for heaven, no, it's just enforcing the family law and teaching you a little lesson. lest you become a disgrace to your family in the future! The bounty hunter put on the eldest brother's shelf.
With one enemy and three enemies, the little fat man had no chance of winning, and muttered in a dissatisfied whisper: "Cut, I call it recklessness!" Normal people will want to swim or sleep on it when they see so many gold coins and treasures piled together. You're just afraid that you'll lose face, hypocrisy! ”
Please, you're the only one here! I smiled and said, "That's right, seeing such a large amount of gold coin treasures, I can't help but have an idea." ”
"Yes, yes! That's all I said! "I didn't expect that I would echo him, and I was very excited.
"I'm wondering if this pile of gold treasure is enough to ......" my amiable tone suddenly turned cold, "bury some stocky guy." ”
"If you don't get up, you'll be the first person in the game to be buried alive with gold coins!" I shouted.
Ignoring the little fat man who was startled and hurriedly crawled away, I turned to Yichen and smiled: "Please count the total amount of money here." ”
"Huh?" Yichen asked in surprise, "Why do you want me to count?" ”
"Because...... These are the money you won back from your big gamble, shouldn't you count them? I said with a smile.
"That's the reason?" Yichen said dissatisfiedly: "Who said that those who win money have to be counted?" There is no logical relationship between such a statement! ”
"Tut-......" I stretched out my arm and put it on Yichen's shoulder, and continued to smile: "You got me wrong." I'm not saying that the person who wins ~ money has to be counted, but that the person who bets ~ money is responsible for counting! ”
It doesn't seem to make a logical statement, but I hope you'll accept it. If you're not willing to accept it, I, well, we'll be happy to help you in some way that makes you happy to accept the responsibility of counting. I continued to smile, straining my hands to make Yichen understand that I wasn't joking.
This is the punishment for his gambling!
When he was a classmate, although Fang Shao occasionally played bridge to gamble a little money, but it was enough, but two years ago, I heard that he began to lose control in this regard, according to the original brother's statement: Since the kid entered the city anti-corruption bureau, he gradually began to be keen to play the god of gambling, but unfortunately his skills are not enough, just a god of decline! Lose more and win less, often losing months of income at a time.
I also directly asked him, Fang Shao was very helpless, saying that people are in the rivers and lakes, which is unavoidable in work communication. When I think of his workplace, I can understand it, but I can't agree with it.
And this gamble confirmed that Fang Shao did have an addiction to playing the god of gambling, so he naturally wanted to give a blow as soon as possible to follow the lead of Buddhism!
Before, he enthusiastically asked about the whereabouts of the gambling money and asked for an equal share, and wanted to use this as an excuse to teach him a hard lesson, but this person was too knowledgeable about current affairs and did not give us a chance to punish him at all. And we have to share most of the gambling money, and I don't see any frustration on his part. It doesn't serve to teach you a lesson.
Therefore, I directly pointed out my dissatisfaction with his gambling and made seemingly unreasonable tough demands. If he obeys the order, he will have to carry out the tedious work of counting this large pile of gold treasures; If not...... That's better, and the harsh punishment discussed earlier will be useful.
Yichen's eyes rolled, and I threatened in time: "If you go offline to escape, don't blame us for dividing your share!" ”
So, Junjie, who knew the current affairs, obediently began to count. And he has an extra helper. He watched for a while, then asked for help. was originally a boring inventory work, but because of the objects counted, the little fat man flocked to it. I did not object to the admonition of volunteering, but I saw his feverish eyes, and I was a little worried that he would stain every coin he counted with saliva.
In the boring process of overseeing the inventory, he chatted with the equally boring bounty hunter.
"What! You've moved back to level 7 again? The bounty hunter said enviously: "It turns out that it is so easy to gain experience in gladiatorial fights!" ”
I knew that he would have such a reaction, and said angrily: "You don't want to think about it, how many gladiatorial fights I have to participate in every day during this time?" There are many battles, strong opponents faced, and naturally a lot of experience. Originally, participating in gladiatorial battles was to fight for experience, Yichen's gamble this time, the owner of the arena will be vigilant even if he is stupid, and if he goes again, he will encounter an opponent who can't be dealt with, it's too dangerous! This path to escalation is blocked. ”
"That's right...... Do you have any other ways to upgrade? ”
"Hey...... Experience, the best way to get it is to fight. I smiled weirdly: "It's not impossible, but I still need your help." ”