"In addition, because of the National Day, the number of ranked elementary school students has surged, and the ranking environment is extremely bad.

I played 10 ranks and met 3 hang-ups.

In the early stage, people have been pushing the tower with five people, you can't hold it at all, and you can't carry it if you want to.

There are also a few teammates who are infighting.

Two teammates scolded directly because of a blue buff!

The game that was supposed to have a big advantage was lost.

There are also many wonderful teammates, and Wang Quan has met on the National Day in the past few days.

The game that could have been won, he just sent!

He just doesn't win, and he wants you to lose, which makes you upset!

This is the environment for the first few days of the season and the National Day.

It is recommended that sailors who want to be sufficient, do not go alone, form a team, or wait for the end of the month to start a single row.

Well, that's it for S13's early season scores. ”

After a pause, Chen Mo continued:

"The old rules, the first few small dirty segments, start today's live broadcast."

"When I was in college, the school organized farm labor to help the workers milk cows.

At the end of work, a college student's cutie wondered: "Why am I squeezed so little?" ”

Why?

Does anyone know? ”

"Because I didn't push hard enough!"

"The upstairs looks like it's new, it's not funny!"

"I guess it's because the cows went out to breed and came back with no energy, this answer is funny enough, right?"

“…… Upstairs, your answer is so cold, I shiver from the cold. ”

Chen Mo smiled and said:

The answer is simple.

Because the beauty milked the wrong cow. ”

"Milked the wrong cow?"

"What do you mean?"

"Poof......

"Rinnyima's !!"

"Just squeezed out a little bit ......"

"I rubbed it, and a scene of a beautiful woman 'milking' a bull came to my mind."

“666666！”

That's when it happened.

Yang Yuchan, who was taking a bath, shouted from the bathroom:

"Silently!!

There were no towels in the bathroom, help me get the towels!

By the way, is it okay to wipe the shower gel for someone? ”

Hearing this, Chen Mo's live broadcast room immediately went black.

The sailors all heard Yang Yuchan's words, and they all exploded!

"I'm rubbing, this is a live broadcast driving!"

"Let's calculate the time of the black screen."

"Later, we must let the hanging king make a joke to compensate for our young wounded hearts."

……

Chen Mo helped Yang Yuchan wipe the shower gel, his hands were full of fragrant smell, his nose was still bleeding, and he came back with a foolish smile.

Countless sailors were suddenly unhappy.

Chen Mo drove by himself and didn't take us to play!

"Ahem...... Don't get me wrong, folks, I didn't do anything just now.

It's to wipe my girlfriend's whole body with shower gel in the bathroom. ”

"Bah, bah, !! I don't believe it! ”

"Admit it, Hang Wang, you're a fast gunner!"

"Coming back in three minutes? Hang Wang, it's time for you to eat the kidney treasure! ”

"Bathroom play is OK, shower gel play is OK!"

"Fake, all fake!"

"Anchor, come out, let's have a good talk!"

……

Sailors don't believe it!

Suddenly, the rockets in the live broadcast room lined up in a battle and brushed up.

These sailors had to ask Chen Mo to use [Sound Immersion] to describe the indescribable bridge between him and Yang Yuchan.

"To tell you the truth, I really didn't do anything just now.

The main thing is that I can have a better experience when I go down, so why do I have to be in that steamy bathroom?

What's more, I didn't bring the Smurfs! ”

Chen Mo said.

Suddenly, the sailors in the live broadcast room were stunned.

They didn't know what Chen Mo was talking about as a Smurf!

"Smurfs?"

"What?"

"Is this a new joke?"

"Finally, after the Arabic numerals, did the anchor shoot the childhood cartoon again?"

"Because you didn't bring the Smurfs? What does it mean? ”

……

After satisfying the appetite of water friends.

Chen Mo smiled slightly:

"You're still from my Demon King Legion.

The degree of pollution is still insufficient!

Smurfs ...... Ahem......

Think about it.

If the word 'blue' is changed to the word 'block'.

What would that mean? ”

The sailors in the live broadcast room are still confused.

Relying on oral narration, there are still many people who don't understand, and they can't get the laughter!

"I can't help it, I have to open my voice of death!"

Chen Mo cleared his throat and said:

"Listen up!

Prepare for ~~~ singing!

To the right of the left leg, there is a barricade to the left of the right leg.

They are thin and transparent, they are smooth and beautiful.

They roamed freely through the big black forest.

They are safe and considerate to prevent you from being a daddy~~~~"

"Oh~~~~~ ultra-thin barricade elf~~~~

Oh~~~~~ Spiral Barrier Elf ~~~~

They use their brains and work together to stop the elf!

Make sure she doesn't have to take Yuting anymore~~~~~~"

A song fell.

The barrage in the live broadcast room completely stopped for a while.

Ten seconds later!

Exploded!

"Woohoo!! Sailor Death Starry Sky rewarded 1888 rockets! ”

"Woohoo!! The Legion of the Dirty Demon King of the Water Friends rewarded 2,333 rockets!! ”

"Woohoo!! Sailor Xiaoxue rewarded 9999 rockets!! ”

……

All the sailors laughed!

This song is just too dirty!

After everyone reacted, they all knew what the Smurfs were.

"Puff hahahaha~~~"

"Ruined my childhood!!"

"It's a joke with its own sound effects!"

"I can't help but sing along!"

"Get me off, I'm going to jump off the rails! Your car is like a train!! ”

"Please, don't show it off!"

"How are you going to make me look at the Smurfs in the future?"

……

Countless sailors threw themselves to the ground.

The admiration for Chen Mo's ability to change is like a surging river!

In just a few minutes, Chen Mo received more than 50,000 faith energy and more than 1 million yuan in rewards.

Money is really nothing to him.

But something is better than nothing, right?

Many sailors have also started to spoof the Smurfs on the barrage.

"On the other side of the mountain, on the other side of the sea, there is a group of Smurfs, they kill people and set fires, and they are strong X old woman! They Bao Li Bao Gai Li Gai Qi into the women's toilet ~~~~"

"At the back of the book, in front of the teacher, there is a group of elementary school students, they are real and helpless, they are naughty and clever.

They bury their heads in reading and live in the endless mountain of books, they are innocent and cute, and they want to have fun...... Oh poor schoolboy......"

……

Countless talented sailors have made in-depth adaptations of this song!

This "Smurfs" has really been played.

"Okay, that's the end of today's opening paragraph.

Start today's game streaming time. ”

"The hero Galo has been online for several days.

The popularity remains high.

Hang the king to play this hero today.

Then enter the messy game session. ”

So to speak.

Chen Mo started DIY today's first plug-in.

Plug-in Name: Athena's Call!

(End of chapter)