Chapter 100: The Black Car
"Where did you think of going, Tian Tian and I just went to catch a crab, where did you think of it? But it was really not easy, my little hands were pinched. Saying that, I also showed my little hand in front of the camera with an innocent face, which made the entire live broadcast room vomit blood for a while!
"Why are you catching a crab so weird!"
"If you don't agree with each other, you will drive a black car!"
"I want to get off the bus, get my ticket back!"
"I'll give you a decontamination pill!"
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"Are you blaming me for thinking crooked? Blame me, blame me? But I have to say that Brother Mo is really not good. I've told him so many times, he didn't insert it so many times, and he used his hand to compare it for a long time to aim at the daytime, and in the end it was still off, and he didn't go in after trying several times, and finally had to give up, you say, is Brother Mo not good? β
"it! It turned out that it was a short Mo who couldn't ......"
"Tian Tian sauce didn't succeed either, but Short Mo is really Short Mo."
"Isn't it true that Her Royal Highness the princess agrees with Brother Mo's matter!!"
"@ιηΎη»ζεΊζ₯! What the hell is going on. β
"Don't get excited upstairs, I'm in a hurry, this is another black car."
"Upstairs +1"
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"Uh-huh, what are you talking about? Why don't I understand, I just said that when I went out to play, my clothes were accidentally torn, and then I asked Brother Mo to wear a needle, where did you think of it? β
"Poof...... Threading the needle and thread ......"
"Sure enough, it's a black car!"
"Refund the ticket!"
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drove two waves of black cars, and the atmosphere in the live broadcast room was a lot more active all of a sudden, and I originally wanted to continue to drive two waves, but looking at this posture, if the black car continues, the ghost knows if this group of people will rebel, think about the effect has been obtained, forget it, and talk to them about the experience of going out to play this time, as well as some interesting things encountered with Qin Tianyi and others.
Of course, envy, jealousy and hatred are inevitable, after all, not everyone has the time and opportunity to hang out.
After chatting about it, I simply started reading private messages again, after all, this is a good opportunity to interact with fans, and as a meat seller...... Bah! Selling cute anchors,I don't have any special skills.,Can't dance and sing and is disliked.,It's okay to look good.,I can only read private messages and sell cute.γ
"Next, let's start reading private messages.,It's still the old rule.,Just send me a private message on Weibo.,But don't repeat the swiping screen.,Save me from seeing others.,Okay.,Now start reading the first one.γ
"Your Royal Highness Princess, why are you pretending to be a women's clothing boss when you are obviously a cute girl? I don't know if I like girls or men now, what's the swelling do? β
"Why pretend to be a women's clothing boss? Am I not a women's clothing boss? What about the good synergy caliber? As for your sexual orientation...... There's a good way to do that, and that's to give it a try. Isn't it all said that you never know you're a until you meet the man who makes your heart flutter, so be brave enough to pursue your true love, boy, um. Next. β
"Your Royal Highness Princess, I passed the first subject exam four times before, and tomorrow is the fifth exam for subject two, if not, I have to re-register, please bless."
"Uh...... Big brother, as the so-called art industry has a specialization, some people are suitable for driving, and some people are suitable for enjoying others driving for you. As soon as I see you, you have the aura of a big boss, and this kind of thing is not suitable for you to drive by yourself, right? There are some things that can't be done, and we can't force them, right...... Even if it's some contribution to the world. Well! So maybe I prevented another road killer from being born? I'm so great! Next. β
"Your Royal Highness Princess, recently I found out that my girlfriend has been video chatting with a male netizen, and then once I just wanted to see if she didn't let me, and I couldn't even move her mouse, saying that it would be discovered by the other party or something, what should I do? Am I green? β
The moment I read this private message, I couldn't help but froze for a moment, and then the barrage on the entire screen was almost "Of course I chose to forgive her", the key is that some people deliberately used a green barrage to send it, and I don't know how big the area of the psychological shadow of this barrage is when this person who sent a private message saw it.
"Uh...... At this point, I felt it was time to sacrifice this image. As I spoke, I took out my phone and opened a saved online picture, which was a chapter of "forgiveness" phone cases, which were all similar to these words of forgiveness, and then shook the picture in front of the camera.
"Big brother, seriously, when we encounter this kind of thing, we have to consider it in several aspects. First of all, your girlfriend is always wearing clothes when she videos with others, and you will definitely not send me a private message here if she is shirtless or something, so your girlfriend may just be a simple video chat with others? Right? As for not letting you leave the country or something, maybe the other party is a bend, your girlfriend thinks you are too handsome and afraid of being taken by this bend to rob her or something...... Well, she should be forgiven. β
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"Open your eyes and tell nonsense."
"I'll give you 82 points for this comfort, and I'll give you the remaining 666 points!"
"Forgive the hat, go you!"
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Looking at the barrage of these gentlemen one by one, I smiled evilly, and instead approached the camera with an evil expression, raised my eyebrows at the camera, and continued in a deliberately lowered voice.
"On the other hand, buddy, what if you were the junior? Is the video of the other party genuine? People can only laugh and laugh through the video, but you can talk to other people's daughters-in-law, and you can make more money, isn't it? The reason why people don't let you leave the country is because they're afraid that she will find out, isn't it? You are obviously a junior but enjoy the treatment of the real card, what are you not satisfied with? If you think about it, you will find that this world is so wonderful. Okay next one. β
"I won't support the wall when I'm drunk, I'll obey you!"
"I won't help grandma, I'll serve you!"
"If I don't adapt to the soil and water, I will obey you!"
"I won't help my little brother when I pee, so I'll obey you!"
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"Your Royal Highness Princess, I set your photo as a mobile phone wallpaper, and then my mother found out and asked me if I had a girlfriend, how should I explain?"
"What's the explanation for this, I'm not beautiful enough, cute enough, cute enough? Isn't it something to be proud of to have a girlfriend like me? Why explain? Besides, if you have a girlfriend, do you have to go out on a date, and does dating cost money? And then...... Do you have an excuse to ask for pocket money? As I spoke, I smiled wickedly and raised my eyebrows at the camera, "Remember to divide my pocket money in half, of course, it's not a good child to cheat on your parents, and if you want to use this trick, remember to look in the mirror before you see how credible this lie is, after all, if it's debunked and wants to kill you, I won't jump out of my phone to help you." Okay, next"
I was still thinking about continuing to read private messages, but I suddenly found that a bunch of people suddenly sent a barrage and asked me to go see Tian Tian Sauce, which was really confusing.
What's wrong with Qin Tianyi? What kind of plane?
It's just that when I clicked on Qin Tianyi's live broadcast room and saw Qin Tianyi's image, I was instantly stunned.