After hearing the name of the tall model woman, Joss fell into a state of bewilderment, and he couldn't care to see Logan's nail joke.

Ashley Crawford, better known as Big Bertha, is a superhero and a member of the Great Lakes Avengers.

Well, the Great Lakes Avengers, although they sound very similar, actually have nothing to do with the Avengers.

Even the guys were sued by Tony Stark's legal counsel in court, so they had to change their name to the Great Lakes X-Men.

The degree of death of this name is enough to witness what kind of amusement this group is.

I just don't know if this has happened now, and I don't know what their name is now.

But the name doesn't matter, the important thing is that the people in this superhero organization are very ...... Silly hanging......

For example, their leader, Mr. Immortal, is a real being with a golden curly hair, absolutely, completely, and never dies no matter what.

Yes, his ability is a kind of ability that completely surpasses Wolverine, surpasses Deadpool, and even Apocalypse and Thanos can't compare to him at this point.

Whether in the world of movies or comics, Wolverine has died not a small number of times.

Unlike the powerful healing abilities it shows, in fact, methods including aging, complete suffocation, and physical annihilation can kill Logan to a certain extent.

Of course, there is a certain chance that the new screenwriter will be forcibly resurrected with a new tongue in the future, which will not be talked about for the time being.

The same goes for Deadpool, although his self-healing ability is a bit stronger than Wolverine, but he has been killed quite a few times.

Even in the comics, after being cursed as an immortal because of snatching women with Thanos, he often went to the Goddess of Death's territory to hang out.

However, Mr. Immortal is completely different, he is truly immortal, not self-healing like Wolverine and Deadpool.

In other words, he is truly immortal, resurrected from any fatal injury, and even cosmic gods have praised him as the ultimate evolutionary form of a creature like a human.

It's a pity that only the vitality has evolved.

Well, normally an existence like him should be terrifyingly powerful, after all, two old-timers of the same type are powerful superheroes, and it stands to reason that he, an immortal, will only be stronger.

Unfortunately, he has nothing but vitality.

He is better than ordinary people, he has no advantage in physical strength, and his intelligence is estimated to be a little better than Forrest Gump, and his ability to resist blows is basically none, and ordinary people can take half a day to give him a shot.

Seriously, it's already a miracle that this thing hasn't been caught studying the mysteries of immortality.

And as the vice-captain of the Great Lakes Avengers, a man who calls himself "Supreme Gay" is the brains of the team.

He is said to have dozens of advanced doctorates, but basically none of them can be found.

And his ability is very similar to the rubber man in the Fantastic Four, but his body can be extended and stretched at will, or it can be compressed and expanded at will.

It's just that his body will always have only one plane, which can be called the closest existence to the second thorn.

It stands to reason that a certain pirate wearing a straw hat has proven that the degree of development of this kind of thing is very high, and what second gear, three gears, four gears, five gears, and six reverse gears are really fierce.

But this cowardice!

When you meet the enemy, find a crack and drill it directly, and it's over, if you can't do it, you can put a mural on the wall, and most people really don't have a way to take this product.

People who have a way to deal with him won't take the time to deal with this kind of teasing, will they?

In addition to the two captains of this pair, the janitor is also one of the permanent members of the team.

This guy looks like a Spider-Man who has been splashed with ink, and has the power to penetrate everything or let everything pass through him.

And I don't know how to do it.,And the strongest of the five gods of the universe (i.e., Star Swallowing, Death, Infinity, Eternal, and Annihilation) has no connection and becomes the agent of the other party.。

Of course, in terms of strength, except for being able to fly, the strongest god didn't give him one.

And because of his ability, it's basically the same as an advanced version of Uchiha Obito, under normal circumstances, no attack can touch him, but directly penetrates the past.

So his role in the battle is basically the same as that of the plane man, that is, watching the drama and eating melons.

And the next thing to talk about is the most famous female model in Wisconsin, Big Bertha, who is now dating Uncle Wolf.

Her background can basically be seen as a sexually turned low-profile version of Tony Stark, as the richest person among the Great Lakes Avengers, the entire team runs on her money.

And her ability is more subtle, although the practicality is much higher than the previous ones, but it really doesn't look very eye-catching.

Because her power is to control the fat in her body.

When she is filled with fat and turns into a giant fat woman, she will gain super strength, stamina, defense, and other bonuses similar to Hulk's.

Although I don't know if she's the same as Hulk gets angrier and stronger, she can reach the realm of getting stronger and fatter, but I have to say that she is already the most normal one in the whole team.

Thinking about this problem, Jos can only sigh and admire, and find such a woman who is really good at the battlefield for Uncle Wolf, and can switch between cute and fat at any time, and the Phoenix girls are really heartfelt.

In addition to these permanent members, the Great Lakes Avengers also have a few members with a lower presence.

For example, Mr. Immortal's girlfriend, Ascended Dinah, a pink female humanoid who looks like a bat and an alien's drunken promiscuity.

Her power is the ability to emit sound waves of a special frequency that only Mr. Immortal can hear, and it is simply an ability that can be classified as a reward for bewildering acts (Jos: "What's wrong with only being able to talk to certain people?!!"). I don't think there's anything wrong with it! ”）。

It's just that Feisheng Dina hung up not long after she played soy sauce after she appeared on the stage, and the scene naturally couldn't be said.

In addition to her, there is also an existence called Grasshopper Man, which has broken through the sky.

Grasshopper's appearance is very conspicuous, and if you come to cook, you will definitely recognize this guy who looks like Kamen Rider at first sight.

Unlike the rest of the Great Lakes Avengers, despite having a similar name to Spider-Man, Grasshopper doesn't have any superpowers of his own, and is a techno-stream player who lives on equipment, just like Tony Stark.

He made a set of grasshopper suits, and after wearing them, he could obtain jumping ability beyond the imagination of normal people, powerful perception ability, and a series of miscellaneous improvements such as strength, speed, and defense.

If such a person joins other organizations, he will shine at least, even if he is not as well-known as Iron Man or the like, he can more or less be mixed with the name of a superhero.

But the problem is that he joined the Great Lakes Avengers.

By the way, a digression here, that's how the Great Lakes Avengers recruit newcomers.

It's different from the Avengers or the Justice League next door, where a leader goes to interview superheroes one by one, and it's different from Midnight's Suns, where a group of powerful people gather spontaneously, and it's different from the high-end membership system of the Hellfire Club.

The way they recruit new recruits is to go out on the streets and hand out leaflets.

Well, it's the kind of "swim fitness to understand." "Thirty square meters of hot shops are rented at a low price", "white-collar OL knows that student girls will play xxx-xxxxx" thing.

Well? Something doesn't seem right? Anyway, give me the phone number first!

Ahem, I digress, all in all, Grasshopper Man met the Great Lake Avengers in such an atmosphere.

I have to say that Grasshopper's status is in the Marvel world, whether it is the movie world, the TV series world or the comic book world, his existence is extremely unique and extraordinary.

Because he has created the greatest wonder in the entire Marvel world!

A thing that neither a member of the Celestial Group such as Star Swallowing Annihilation, nor a member of the Celestial Father Group like Odin Thanos, or even a higher level of the Life Court, the ultimate erasure or even the great god OAA, could not do.

That's dying fast.

Well, from the time he appeared to the time he was killed, it took a total of 5.8 seconds before and after, which is simply the fastest blue man in the Marvel world!

And that's not all, after the death of a generation of grasshoppers, his grasshopper suit was also transformed and inherited from the past.

And the second-generation Grasshopper Man died because of some meaningless things after his debut.

Why? Do you remember what I said before, the jumping ability of the grasshopper suit is very, very, very strong, so this thing jumped directly out of the atmosphere and into the universe.

And then he died.

Of course, there are three generations of Grasshopper after this, this one didn't die himself, but he wasn't very lucky, and when he appeared on the stage, he met a passing Deadpool and broke his neck casually.

Seriously, Jos didn't know where these teases were, but now that he knew that he had met them, he began to think about a chance to steal the grasshopper suit.

It's definitely not his own worn, this thing is like Kenny's coat is a causal artifact, even he doesn't want to die like this.

But if you have a chance to put this thing on in the future, trick Thanos or other bigwigs into wearing it...... Maybe it's going to be interesting......

And in fact, among the members of the Great Lakes Avengers, there is also an acquaintance of Jos, that is, Hawkeye's big brother Dei.

Well, that thing once joined the Great Lakes Avengers, and the devil knows if it was because he was confused with the Avengers or because he was teasing and attracting, anyway, he used to work among the Great Lakes Avengers for a while.

Thinking about it this way, what is wrong with Hawkeye's funny personality, it seems to have been explained......

But!

There's a but!

There is also a long-term disconnection among the Great Lakes Avengers, but as soon as they appear, they are truly devastating members.

Squirrel Girl.

A girl with freckles, big teeth, and a squirrel tail.

It doesn't matter what she's capable of, we just have to look at her record.

Summoned the Squirrel to defeat Doctor Doom.

Got rid of the passing Mordor.

While shopping, he killed Thanos.

There are also Tyrant Messenger, Deadpool, etc., all in all, she can beat almost all the bosses one by one.

As for the method of defeat, it is very indescribable, but in a word...... Turn the page and she wins.

If you want to ask why, because she is a funny comic book character.

Vegeta knows that you should never mess with funny comic book characters, but apparently Marvel's bigwigs don't have this awareness.

There is no doubt that if Thanos meets this one, even if he collects six gems, he will be pressed to the ground and rubbed.

It's just that to be honest, Jos doesn't have much hope for this, after all, for Squirrel Girl, her nanny job and supermarket sale day are definitely much more important than Thanos.

Unless it's Thanos who happens to be in her way to the supermarket.

In other words, it's perfectly fine to think of her as a natural and childish One-Punch Man who doesn't have much interest in being a hero, but don't expect her to take the initiative to help save the planet.

Of course, let alone negotiate terms with her or threaten her, unless it's really impatient, so Joss can think about it a little at most.

Here Jos was mentally weighing whether he wanted to make contact with the group of teases of the Great Lakes Avengers, but over there, Logan and Big Bertha were making good progress.

The cute steel claws that did the nail art were one thing, and the main problem was that Joss felt that after a gesture from Big Bertha, he felt that the claws couldn't pierce his fat layer even if Logan took out the strength to eat.

So men can't be too short!

No matter what, it's always a good thing to make progress, plus the immutable Big Bertha is also a rare beauty, after Uncle Wolf's goal was achieved, he suddenly exerted his old man's charm and experience, which made Big Bertha giggle from time to time.

Even Joss and the onlookers can see that this time, there is a play!

After dinner, the two exchanged contact information and said goodbye on the spot, mainly because both Logan and Big Bertha had already discovered Jos and their group, otherwise it was difficult to say that the two would directly find a place to open a room.

However, since it was intended to be a relationship for the purpose of marriage, they were naturally not in a hurry for this meeting, and after saying goodbye, Logan and Jos left the hotel and found a new bar to celebrate.

Although this will not be done yet, anyone with a discerning eye can see that this is definitely a sure thing.

"Jos, thank you so much for your suggestion this time...... What are you looking at? After toasting the Storm Girls, Logan raised his glass to Jos, only to find that the other party had been staring at the back of his hand and didn't know what to think.

"Hmm...... I'm a little curious......"

Jos glanced at Logan with empty eyes, thought about one of the famous sayings of the squirrel girl he had read, and then asked, "I heard that when your paws are out, there is actually no sound, is it true that you have a 'stunned' sound in your own mouth?" ”