Chapter 11 A bicycle can't be a motorcycle

Chi Yu's face darkened: Obviously, he was put on the table again.

Damn, system, system, this group of NPC double merchants you arranged is too inferior, can you go back to the furnace and rebuild it!

He, Chi Yu, an unarmed beautiful man, has worked tirelessly on the road of cultivating civilization and cultivating a new style. Youth, how can you kill someone?

Everyone: "Look, he's got a weapon!"

Chi Yu: "......"

Are you serious?

Lao Tzu only has a salted fish in his hand!

Take 10,000 steps back and say, even if salted fish can really kill people, how can they kill it, is it okay to ask for popular science?

Everyone: "This weapon looks extremely sharp, it must be a bloodthirsty monster, be careful!"

Chi Yu: "......"

Talking nonsense with your eyes open, you guys, this salted fish has no blade at all, okay?

No, salted fish is not a weapon, how do you associate salted fish with "extremely sharp"!

……

At this time, Chi Yu didn't know that the salted fish in his eyes was not a salted fish in the eyes of others, but this is another story.

He only felt that his head was so smart, but it suddenly seemed worthless in front of this group of NPCs.

And there is a big implication that it will continue to depreciate.

For a moment, Chi Yu even had to convince himself that Old Man Mo had been killed by him—if he hadn't seen the salted fish in his hand.

Salted fish and hairy people, if you want to pit me, you can find a manager!

Don't sharpen your knives at every turn, Huo Huo Xiangyun Shao, you guys, it's okay to give some face, you are all out to mix.

Everyone: "Hurry up, take it, lest he kill innocents indiscriminately!"

Everyone: "Kill him, kill him!"

Everyone: "Avenge Mo Lao!"

……

Chi Yu thought to himself, Lao Tzu is also a man, if you say that you will be killed, then Lao Tzu has no face.

No, you can't die here.

Awesome people should die violently, not quietly.

If he had to die quietly, he would choose to die in his bed, or sleep on his own or be slept to death.

Thinking that the system had said that there was also spiritual power during the foundation building period, Chi Yu held his breath and secretly began to look for the spiritual power scattered in his body.

It's just that the spiritual power of this whole body is scattered and small, and it is difficult to condense, which makes Chi Yu a little useless, only the qi of the dantian is quite smooth, so he decided to rely on this tiny aura and give it a go.

Give it a go, do you want to turn a bicycle into a motorcycle?

Good, good, there is a feeling!

The feeling is intense!

"Hmm......" As he spoke, Chi Yu opened his eyes, shouted, and put on a posture of rubbing the spiral pill, rubbing it hard.

The atmosphere is in place, and it must be a big move!

Thinking that he had at least rubbed a super-sized spiral pill that could level the "world core", Chi Yu showed a lewd smile.

However, when he opened his eyes leisurely......

Hehe.

Is this lighter-sized flame serious?

It's the wrong way to open your eyes! Well, it must be the wrong way to open your eyes, and Lao Tzu has to do it all over again.

……

The second time he opened his eyes, looking at this small flame, swaying and leisurely, as if it was about to be extinguished at any time, a breath of resentment in Chi Yu's chest swelled, almost causing him to vomit blood and die.

Chi Yu: "Hehe, system, system, come on, come on, I promise not to beat you...... Say! Did you change my spiral pill?! ”

System: "It's not about Ben Meng's business, lalala~"

None of your business? You also have the face to say it's none of your business!

Isn't it enough to pit Lao Tzu?!

Chi Yu: "You wait, Lao Tzu will kill you one day sooner or later." ”

System: "Lalala~"

……

Seeing Chi Yu talking to himself, and saying some strange words that they had never heard of, what "system", what "spiral pill", everyone was shocked: "Don't mess around!" ”

Chi Yu snorted and laughed: "Lao Tzu wants to mess around!" ”

In the stunned eyes of everyone, Chi Yu copied the salted fish with one hand, scooped up the body of Old Man Mo on the bed with the other, aimed the flame at the old man's fluttering long beard, and shouted: "Whoever comes up one step more, Lao Tzu will make your Old Man Mo mature!" ”

The housekeeper was angry, but he really didn't dare to step forward, so he only said: "Don't be impulsive, this is your grandfather, dear!" ”

Chi Yu "hummed" and said disdainfully: "What 'green' and 'blue', anyway, if you force me again, he will be black for a while!" ”

Everyone: "......"

Sure enough, in this decaying worldview of cultivating truth, there is still a tradition of leaving a whole corpse after death.

Chi Yu saw their nervousness, and the resentment in her heart was finally relieved, and she couldn't help laughing.

Everyone looked weird, but they couldn't take Chi Yu.

So, under the watchful eyes of everyone, Chi Yu took Old Man Mo's body and moved to the door step by step.

Everyone can see clearly: their young master Mo Fanyun, holding a sword in one hand and a corpse in the other, is already completely distracted by the image of the demonic beast.

There must be a lot of people who think that it is better to just cook him yesterday.

It's a pity that regret medicine is not sold in this world.

Under the jealous gaze of everyone, Chi Yu shook it suddenly, threw Old Man Mo's body to them, and jumped off the wall while everyone was in a hurry.

"Did you see that? Young Master Yun broke his hands and feet yesterday, and today he is alive! ”

"But doesn't it mean that it seems to be really the misfortune of the Mo family, Young Master Yun's collusion with the demonic beast has been realized, and now it is getting deeper and deeper."

Is it a distortion of human nature, or is it a degradation of morality? Hey, it may be that Old Mo is too powerful, and Young Master Yun has gone mad! ”

……

These people's chirpings were crooked, and Chi Yu didn't hear half a word.

For Chi Yu, now it is just taking up a stranger's body, as for this stranger's messy family, what others think of him, and what will the world be like after he leaves...... Two words, hehe.

Keep in mind that verbal attacks can do little damage to him.

The basic meaning of being a scum is to be cheeky and extremely shameless.

What is Discipline? What are the qualities?

Sorry, he, Chi Yu, no.

While the blood buff was still there, Chi Yu could only work hard to run the spiritual power of his whole body to speed up the journey.

Although Chi Yu didn't want to rush with a salted fish on his back, but in that situation, while throwing the corpse accurately, he had to think about the escape route, and he didn't notice that he was pinching this ancient salted fish.

When you react......

He had unconsciously walked all the way to the wall with a salted fish on his back.

Salted fish, salted fish, you can be regarded as having face, even the school flower of Blue Whale University is not qualified to let Lao Tzu carry it?

Rub it, smell it, this dead salted fish is really smoked, Nima and the sneakers that have not been washed for months have the same taste.

System: "Don't underestimate the power of props, the protagonist crisscrosses the world by relying on all kinds of props, but if used properly, salted fish can also make a difference." ”

Chi Yu glared at the dead fish eyes of the same style as the salted fish, and said, "Put your shit." ”

Flicker, flicker, flicker.

By props? Hehe, if it weren't for Lao Tzu's fate, he would have been played to death by you?

Lao Tzu almost became a disgrace to cross the world, and became the first player in history to be played to death by the system, okay?!

System: "Can't you be polite when you talk to your sister?" ”

Chi Yu took another sip: "The bird system is still pretending to be a sissy with me, if you were in front of me, I would have been beaten to death." ”

Polite......

Hehe, Lao Tzu wants to cut you into two pieces with a knife now, and then smear salt on both sides and hang on the pole.

System: "Boom ......"

Chi Yu: "Shut up." ”

System: "Okay, before I shut up, I have to remind you dutifully, the Zhaoling Conference is about to start, you have to speed up~"