"A piece of news from the outer realm, the remote planet 'Earth' that has recently attracted people's attention, has had an accident again."

That's right, a Dorabao delivery ship dropped hundreds of millions of snakes on a surface area of the earth!

The Earth Alliance immediately angrily denounced the Traffic Engineering Bureau and Duolaibao, which was clearly forced to evict and wanted to use the trick of releasing snakes to scare the earthlings.

Duolaibao also made a statement for the first time: "This is a serious delivery error, and the relevant responsible persons have been strictly investigated." "In accordance with the relevant user terms and laws and regulations, Dolaibao takes the initiative to compensate Earth for the coupon worth 1 million Galaxy Coins.

In any case, the Earth Alliance has decided that the Dolaibao Express ship will only be delivered to the starport in the future, and it will not be allowed to enter the atmosphere again, unless the entire ship has the goods that the Earth has bought. As for the construction of those generation projects, we can only find other manufacturers first.

Although this is in response to the damage of the Engineering Bureau, it is necessary to cut off the earth's cargo routes.

"I've never heard of it, and we're never going to evicte." A spokesperson for the Traffic Engineering Bureau responded, "We have decided to change the route, and what happens to the earth has nothing to do with us." This incident was a terrible mistake. Believe it or not, that's all. ”

At this time, in this news on the "Galaxy Today" news website, the interstellar reporter reported seriously.

This is simulated panoramic news, and the audience will feel as if they are possessed by the reporter and arrive at the scene with the reporter's point of view. Now every viewer who watches this news has arrived at a place on earth called Guangzhou.

The audience can also post "this article" in real time, and all the information will be automatically translated and float in the empty space around it.

"It's so backward", "It's worthy of a pure land of the soul", "Wow, there are so many snakes", "It's forced to move like this, it's a hateful duck"

Interstellar Reporter has already told the cause and effect, "Guangzhou, this city is one of the victim cities, completely flooded by snakes. As you can see, in these streets, squares and even schools, there are these big snakes everywhere, all of which are not native to the earth. ”

Isn't it, the audience can see the whole way, it's a narrow, old street, surrounded by primitive huts.

Snakes are everywhere, there are small ships in the sky using traction beams to clean up, and there are robots on the streets, but they are far from being cleaned up.

Many human citizens are also scrambling to clean up. Especially those old people, who are more nimble than anyone else, they hold some primitive snake trap forks, trapping nets and electric appliances, and compete to hunt these alien snakes.

"Hello Abel." The interstellar reporter interviewed an old man, seventy or eighty years old, wearing a white vest, a pair of khaki shorts, a snake fork in one hand and a mesh bag in the other, with a few hairs left on the top of his bare head, his face was full of wrinkles, and he smiled and showed his missing teeth.

"Yes, hello." The old man laughed.

"I see you're catching snakes, right?" The reporter looked at the net bag in the old man's left hand, which was already full of snakes, "Aren't you afraid?" ”

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." The old man smiled and said that he spoke Cantonese.

The audience could realize that the translator was "not afraid, what are you afraid of", and they were immediately full of emotion, this old man is really brave.

"Then you caught the snake and were you going to ask for it?" The reporter asked again.

"Take it home." The old man said, "You can make soup, you can stir-fry, and you can use it to make wine." ”

"Are you saying you're going to eat these snakes?" The reporter was taken aback, "Like this snake, this is a sand snake with a sand starfish, no one will eat it." ”

"I don't know what a sand starfish." The old man laughed, "What are you afraid of?" It's not just a snake. I've been eating snakes for decades. You see how fat it grows, it's an old snake, and you don't know how much it makes. ”

Many viewers were really shocked and published this article one after another, saying:

"The old man is amazing!"

"He's joking, earthlings can face this kind of disaster with such a positive and humorous attitude, it's so touching."

"Sand snakes dare to eat? I'm a snake life, but I feel sick when I see a sand snake. ”

After the reporter interviewed the old man, he went to interview many neighbors.

"If you can eat, don't waste it." An aunt said that a whole ten were caught.

"Snake wine aphrodisiac." An uncle laughed and said, "I caught it in a small car."

This news really brought a wave of fans to the earth, and the interstellar audience praised it, and the optimism of the earthlings, as well as the love for food, are impressive, and they really deserve to be praised by Mickey Lin.

The old man in Guangzhou is an iconic figure, he is grinning with a mouthful of rotten teeth, and the image of holding a sand snake in his hand is spreading. While becoming an interstellar meme, it also raises the fame of the earth.

Many big V are accusing the traffic engineering bureau of bad behavior, but this wave of snake release has greatly enhanced the confidence of the majority of Tiangong bowl investors, the engineering bureau, the snake has been released, you dare to say that it is not to demolish the earth!

However, there is also a rumor that "this is a good show directed and acted by the earthlings themselves!" Snakes they bought themselves! ”

Although there are many people who believe that this is the truth, several of the highest levels of the alliance know that they have not done so.

Either Noble sent the wrong goods, or the Engineering Bureau forced the eviction.

"It's so ruthless, it's so dangerous! If these snakes didn't happen to be released in Guangdong, it would really be a disaster. ”

In a private room on the top floor of the food tower, an informal meeting is held at the top. Dong Mo Tonggong frowned and said, Lin Fang, Wei Miao, and Doubao each drank a bowl of fresh and spicy snake soup.

It was cooked by the chef of the Food Tower, and all the snakes that the Alliance had cleaned up were sent here.

Dongmo Tonggong's words make sense, if it weren't for the concerted efforts of the Guangdong neighbors to catch everywhere like the alliance snatching snakes, how could the clean-up work be completed so quickly. And there is a reason why the neighbors are so hungry and thirsty, last time the deep space giant kun was so big, most of it was actually rotten in the sea off Shanghai, if you die here, it is guaranteed that it will not be wasted!

This time, it's good, snake meat from the sky, you have to cherish it.

"I think it's giving us money." Lin Fang finished drinking a bowl of soup and wanted to refill the bowl again.

These snakes can make a lot of money, even if it is a sand snake, in addition to growing in the sand sea, it is not poisonous, the meat quality is okay, and the snake is full of flavor. A bowl of sand snake soup makes people lick their tongues.

Therefore, the alliance did not force the collection of snakes, but only warned the people not to eat too much at one time, and gave guidance on how to make soup and wine.

"Sand Snake Soup......" Wei Miao hesitated again and again, still a little unable to drink.

Dong Motong knocked on the head of the bean bun with a bow, and the clatter sound attracted attention, "Everyone! Can anyone tell me what the next move of the Engineering Bureau will be? ”

Lin Fang: ???

Wei Miao: ???

"Since the advent of the demolition team, we have been in a passive position," she said generously. The engineering bureau said that they would change the route and release the snakes, and we could only wait for them to make a move before we could deal with it. That's enough! This situation must come to an end. ”

"It's unpleasant." The bean bag spits out the mouthful of snake soup he just drank.

"How does that end?" Lin Fang asked.

"Hmph." Dongmo Tong bowed slightly and curled the corners of his mouth.