"Knock knock! I think the most important thing you need to do right now is to take it offline and have your mom and dad carry you to the nearest hospital for a full check-up. ”

When Ma Jun said to Xiao Maoyu seriously.

"I know about the hospital, but going to the hospital is going to get sick, right? But what does it mean to be sick? What does it mean to be offline? ”

Xiao Maoyu's eyes widened blankly, and he looked at Dangma, and a minute later, Dangma was defeated.

"At first, I thought I was saving an NPC, but then I found out that it was a player, okay! Players are players, but this kid is still a fool who lacks more than one tendon in his head...... Unfortunately. ”

Although he said complaining words, but in such a situation, how can you let Dangma go away?

"Good! All right! Knock knock, now you're going to do what I say. I say one step at a time, you do one step. ”

Reluctantly put a kind expression on his face, but why is it reluctant?

I also said it in the previous chapter~ When Ma was born with a wicked face like a certain orange head Grim Reaper, and when Ma's face is three points of evil and seven points of passers-by, pretending to be fierce and vicious, it is a familiar road, but just like the new protagonists in October ~ January, with a face of 'hide despair and pain, like a smile like sunshine' to impress the wild protagonist girl who passes by...... Either the other party will be frightened and run away, or they will just call the police, right?

But in the face of the other party's 'kind' expression, which was more threatening than persuasive, Xiao Maoyu, who was sitting on the ground, just blinked and gave him a silly smile back.

"Hmmm! I know! ”

Stupidity, credulity, ignorance...... Facing a stranger who had not been seen for a long time, Xiao Maoyu offered his trust without reservation.

Although it inexplicably has a human body, and has inherited part of the knowledge of the owner of this body, but the soul of Xiao Mao Yu is still a Mao Yu after all, Mao Yu This creature does not know how to figure out people's hearts at all, and their judgment of a person's behavior is more out of instinctive feelings, and they will not be deceived by feelings and vision, nor will they be confused by superfluous thinking.

This ability is not to selfishly dig into the hearts of others, but to perceive and feel the inner minds of others.

Perhaps at the beginning of contact, Xiao Maoyu will still be affected by factors such as appearance and voice, but as long as there is a period of contact, it is difficult for these factors to affect Maoyu again.

The creator took away a lot of Mao Yu, but he also gave Mao Yu a lot, and this intimate instinct that points directly to the heart is probably the greatest compensation that the creator gives to Mao Yu, right?

In Mao Yu's group, there is no selfishness or lies, and each member's heart is always open to other members.

Even though this body is no longer Mao Yu, this special talent inherited from Mao Yu's simple and pure soul has not been lost, but has become more acute under the sensitive and delicate human nature.

Human beings have become strong, persistent, and intensely pursuing everything in the world because of their sensitive and complex souls.

Because of her pure and simple soul, Mao Yu became fearless (stupid), innocent (stupid) and lived carefree forever.

Xiao Maoyu, who has the two extreme essences of Mao Yu and human beings at the same time, will undoubtedly become the Kami SAMA of the new era!

cough~ The above are all the mouths of the front teeth, Mao Yu is always Mao Yu, human beings are always human beings, and those who become gods are all sick in the middle of the two, above.

"Alright! First, say 'ESC' in your mind. ”

Although the speed of acceptance of Xiao Maoyu is a little strange, but when Ma subconsciously regards this as a strange disease.

Anyway, this child has been acting very abnormally from the beginning, and seems to have a very serious paranoia, she delusions herself as a strange creature named Mao Yu, who can fly, is covered in fluff, and can roll.

“ESC…… Oh~ESC"

"See? Which line is at the bottom of the ESC directory...... Save & Leave ...... Swim...... Drama ......"

The boy stared blankly at the system menu in front of him, and there was nothing in the place where the option to exit the game was originally located.

"What is this? BUG？ Server failure? Where's the exit button? ”

The boy looked at the bottom of the empty system menu, and then at Xiao Maoyu, who was staring at him with a hopeful expression, and suddenly had a messy feeling in the wind.

What is this kid hoping for? Did she think it was some kind of fun game? Has my bad luck gone against the odds to the point where even the system can influence it? Oh! That seems to be the case! The low explosion rate of my materials is terrifying, and I haven't found a single coal mine after wandering around underground for three days...... What am I thinking? ’

You're really messy, boy.

Suddenly, Kamijo felt that the surrounding scene had changed in an instant, from an empty and sparse secondary forest belt to a huge artificial square where players kept appearing, but they were all dazed and frightened.

"What's going on?"

The uneasiness in his heart became stronger and stronger, and Kamijo Dangma clenched his fists tightly.

At this time, someone pulled his clothes, and when Ma looked down, he found that Xiao Maoyu was looking at him with a look of panic and confusion.

Suddenly in the midst of a large number of human beings, and affected by the collective confusion and uneasiness, Dong Dong keenly grasped the rare calm dawn in the dark clouds of panic, and the human beside her, except for doubt, seemed to have no unnecessary negative emotions.

"Haha! I'm sure you've all noticed the disappearance of the offline option, right? ”

A loud thunderous voice rolled in from all directions, announcing it to the players in an arrogant and smug tone.

"Welcome to my world! Poor lowly worms! This is a living hell for you, but for those who obey me, this is an eternal paradise! ”

"Don't treat this game like an ordinary online game, if you die here...... But it's going to die. ”

"Originally, I wanted to gather 70,000 'enthusiastic volunteers' to play this enjoyable game with me, but unfortunately, because of their poor and casual game habits, 300 players have already lost their lives. Let's observe three minutes of silence for these unfortunate people...... Haha! ”

The huge and eerie threatening words made the audience in the square shudder, and some people with poor psychological quality were already paralyzed on the spot with their eyes blank.

"In this world, you are so fragile that hunger, monsters, natural disasters, and disease can easily take your life, but I have decided to protect you mercifully! As long as you obey me and kneel down to me in fear, then I will re-grant you the qualification of a player, the ability to resurrect even if you are killed, and let you accompany me as a player...... And not a toy! ”

"Of course, I also welcome the brave, after all, a game without a rebel is too boring. Of course...... I'm not going to give them the qualifications to be players, they're fragile toys that break down once they do...... Hehehe! Hahahahe! ”

"Brave people can try this game! The strategy method is the same as the old version of the MC, as long as you kill the ender dragon in the end of the road, you will clear the level! Whoever has the guts, just come! Once you've completed the walkthrough, everyone can leave the game and return to the real world! Of course...... You fragile toys can't do it! But your adventures will add a lot of fun to me! Are you tempted? Toys? …… But I'm going to die. ”

The threat is followed by demagoguery, and under the tremendous sense of oppression brought about by the muffled thunderous sound, many people have the feeling that they cannot compete with the other party, and if nothing else, they will choose the path of the player's actual slave.

"Alright! If you want to be a player, you sign this contract, and from then on you will become a player whose life and death are controlled by me, and those who don't want to sign this are toys. You have three minutes. ”

With that, the sound faded away, and a piece of parchment with words written down in front of each player appeared, along with a pen.

"Hehe, I should have thought that the reason why I won this helmet was not because of how much good luck I had, but because it was a sign that I was going to be unlucky, and it was a great bad luck...... Unfortunately. ”

Kamijo Dangma didn't even look at the parchment in front of him, whether it was true or a prank, Kamijo Dangma didn't plan to sign such a ghostly thing, and he still had a very necessary thing to deal with now.

The little guy was holding himself in his lap like a frightened koala, making such a tiresome gesture to a stranger, and Kamijo couldn't help but wonder what kind of family could educate such a child, or let a child with obvious abnormal behavior play games?

All right! Now it turns out that this game is not a safe game.,When Ma thinks that what the guy who pretends to be a ghost is probably true.,This judgment comes from the experience of a Lv.0 ability who has survived in the school city for nearly seven years and has a certain understanding of the darkness of the school city.。

This guy's tone is very similar to the group of unscrupulous scientists in the academy city, when he was still hoping for superpowers, he didn't have less contact with that group of guys, and he felt quite bad about a group of guys, or Uejo's current attitude towards self-abandonment of superpower development, and his reluctance to contact that group of scientists again, is not unrelated.

"Knock knock, you signed this contract. It's at least safe that way. ”

I didn't sign it because I had enough consciousness...... Or willful, and in Dangma's opinion, if the little guy with a confused head signs this contract, it is still more appropriate, this little ghost's spirit is a little abnormal, and the world that will die at any time is quite dangerous for her, and Dangma is not arrogant enough to think that he can protect her.

"Oh~"

Xiao Maoyu answered, and then stopped the koala mode, slowly came to his parchment, picked up the pen and hesitated for a long time, and finally raised his head blankly and asked.

"How do I sign it?"

“…… Just put your name on it. ”

"Oh...... My name. ”

Xiao Maoyu nodded, and then began to write and draw on it.

When she put down the pen, when Ma suddenly had a feeling of regret.

'Isn't it a bit hasty to hand over such a child to that dangerous fellow?' ’

When Ma thought so.

But being a player who can't die does give her the most protection...... No way! Judging from the tone of that guy just now, he is obviously a pervert. ’

"Knock knock! Stop and don't write! ”

As he spoke, he stepped forward to snatch the contract.

At this moment, a voice suddenly remembered in his ear.

"Oops! It's not right to disturb other people's choices. ”

Then, when Ma felt that his body became unable to move.

'It's that guy! Damn it! Damn it! ’

"You're a brave man now! Brave toy guy. ”

Without the thunderous sound effect just now, when Ma could easily hear that it was a hoarse female voice.

This sound is supposed to be a 'private chat' between players, because no one around you can hear it, only yourself.

"You guy, don't try to bully a child!"

When Ma gritted his teeth and whispered.

"Bullying? Whew! It's not bullying! Such a cute child, I noticed it from the beginning! And soon you'll have nothing to do with her. Because every brave person here will immediately be transported to a very remote place, and then go on a very pleasant adventure...... Hehe! ”

As if to confirm the truth of their words, the strange purple-red six-pointed stars that appeared under the feet of the people around them who had not signed the contract or had not had time to sign the contract were immediately locked.

Many hesitant people immediately began to regret it, they were full of ugly and loud crying in the hope that the DM would give them another chance, while the people who signed the contract silently avoided those who did not sign, and they were glad that they had made a seemingly correct choice in their eyes.

"Look! Look! What an ugly and cowardly brave man, how can such fools challenge me, a DM with god-like rights?"

The voice said triumphantly, but she quickly let out a startled sound.

"This ...... What's going on? ”

Not only was she surprised, but even Dang Ma was surprised, because he saw that Xiao Maoyu's body was also wrapped in the purple-red light that belonged to the 'brave toy'...... This means that she didn't sign it at all after grinding for a long time!

"What's going on!"

In the other party's angry voice, when the scene in front of Ma's eyes changed again, he returned to the secondary woodland that was teleported away at the beginning, and Xiao Maoyu was also beside him, only to see her stupidly holding the parchment and offering treasure to Dangma's eyes.

"I'm done!"

“……”

When Makijo took the parchment, he saw a lifelike graffiti in the place of the signature, a strange round creature with eyes and a mouth, covered with fluff and a goofy look.

This is Xiao Maoyu's signature, because I don't know how to write the two words Maoyu, so I directly drew a graffiti.

"Poof~haha......"

When Ma couldn't help laughing, the feeling of putting the enemy together was too enjoyable.

On the other hand, Xiao Maoyu tilted her head to the left to look, and then to the right to look, she didn't understand what this strange human was laughing at.

After laughing enough, Kamijo raised his right hand to the sky.

"Become a god in the virtual world? If that's your fantasy, then ......"

"I'll kill this fantasy!"