Chapter 164: Stinks to death

Su Musha was sleeping in a daze, and was suddenly woken up by a burst of barking from Laifu, and when he looked up, he saw a ruffian-like man snatching a fried fish piece from Xiaoyuzi's hand.

Fuck you, uncle!

Su Musha immediately exploded, bent down and bared his teeth.

Later, the black charcoal who entered the door also pulled the ears of the plane, bowed down, and stretched out his claws to grasp the ground.

If it weren't for seeing Jiao's father coming over, the two would have been ready to go up and give a few paws.

Old man Jiao was also angry, and picked up the flat pole and drove the man out.

The man was walking out and muttering: "I just heard that Brother Mingsheng and these professors have a project of at least 1.8 million, and they just came to see the millionaires, what are you doing?" ”

Old man Jiao picked up the flat pole and beat it: "You don't talk nonsense, this money is the country's money, the money used for research, if you want to talk nonsense again, I will send you to the bureau!" ”

The ruffian man didn't dare to fight back, after all, the village still values seniority very much. In the past, he was fine with his peers, but once he did it with an elder, and was beaten by the people in the village, and he almost entered the game.

Although the ruffian man was beaten out by Old Man Jiao, Su Musha was still very angry. However, he knew that he would have the opportunity to follow the black charcoal to yin that guy at night, so he was not in a hurry for the time being.

In winter, it gets dark early, so the people in the village eat early and go to bed early. It's just that the New Year is approaching these days, and there are more things, so I will go to bed late for a while.

After dinner, Mr. Jiao said that there was a family in the village whose sows gave birth to piglets, so he wanted to go and see it, Jiao Yuan was more curious and wanted to follow, so Mr. Jiao took him with him.

Black Charcoal also went with him curiously, Su Mu covered his farts and climbed on Black Charcoal's back, he didn't want to see some sow cubs, he just waited for Black Charcoal to meet the ruffian man on the road to clean him up.

Sure enough, the black charcoal was halfway gone, then stopped, his ears moved, he turned his head sideways, and walked in the direction of the sound, and Su Musha saw the ruffian man who had snatched the small grapefruit fried fish with a cigarette in one hand and a phone in the other, showing off to the person on the other end of the phone a box of "torpedoes" that he stole in the market today, that is, the kind of firecrackers that can be exploded in the water with great power. He also said that he was going to sell it to the children in the village at a higher price tomorrow.

After saying a few words, the ruffian man hung up the phone, took a hard puff of the cigarette in his hand, threw away the cigarette butt casually, and entered the thatched house humming a little tune.

Black Charcoal narrowed his eyes, the tip of his tail moved twice, and then he headed towards the ruffian's house.

Su Musha squatted quietly on the back of the black charcoal and made no sound, he knew that the plan of the black charcoal was just to add fuel to the fire.

Black Tan ran into the ruffian man's house, and everyone in his family was watching TV in the same room, and no one noticed that there were cats in the house.

Running into the ruffian man's room, Su Musha and Hei Tan looked separately, and soon found the box of "torpedoes" he said on the phone just now, Su Musha fished out two of them and hugged them, and then ran out with black charcoal.

They have done a lot of things together, and now Su Musha and Hei Tan can be regarded as having a clear division of labor and tacit cooperation.

The toilets in the village are home-built, and a large pit is usually dug to serve as a manure tank, which is then built with brick walls. The wall is only a small part of the large pit, and a large part is exposed outside the wall, so that it is convenient to scoop manure and apply fertilizer.

Black Charcoal ran to the back of the thatched house, on the edge of the manure tank, Su Musha put down the two "torpedoes" in his hand, and ran back to pick up the cigarette butt that was dropped by the ruffian man.

Because he was afraid of being caught by the cigarette butt that was still burning, Su Musha grabbed the end of the cigarette butt with one paw and ran back as far as he could. Fortunately, it is now night, and there are not many street lights in the village, and no one can see the black lights.

Hei Tan looked around again, planned a retreat route, and pointed to a pile of firewood in the backyard of the house to Su Musha, meaning to hide over there. He remembers the stinky water splashed on his body when he watched the children play during the day, and he didn't run far away and didn't get the fecal water on his body.

Su Musha "squeaked" to indicate that he knew, and the black charcoal scooped up a "torpedo", lit it on the cigarette butt that Su Musha was holding, threw it into the pit, turned around and ran quickly.

When Su Mu was covering the "torpedo" at the black charcoal point, he also picked up another one with his claws, lit it and threw it into the pit, threw away the cigarette butt and hurriedly withdrew.

As soon as he ran to the firewood pile that the black charcoal was referring to just now, there was a "bang" sound from the thatched house.

Then there was the ruffian man's particularly abrupt and sharp cursing.

Why is it a sound? As soon as Su Musha had this thought, there was another "bang" on the side of the thatched house, and then the sound of the ruffian man shouting for help.

Hey? What's going on? Su Musha was a little curious in his heart, but the power of those two torpedoes was really great, the dung and water in the thatched house were bombed in the yard, and the whole air was full of the smell of the thatched house, which was really disgusting.

He hurriedly climbed on the back of the black charcoal, boss, get out, this place can't stay.

The black charcoal was probably also smoked lightly, and he ran out of the ruffian man's house in a row to avoid the smelly bits and pieces on the ground.

None of these two knew that they were going to make the ruffian man miserable this time.

After a while, the two of them only returned to the Jiao family's old house, and they didn't dare to go directly into the house, although they were not splashed, but they always felt that there was a smell of thatched toilets on their bodies, so they squatted on the big firewood pile in the backyard to blow the wind.

After about twenty minutes, Old Man Jiao came back with Jiao Yuan, and Hei Tan and Su Musha followed him into the house.

The big yellow dog Laifu sniffed beside Old Man Jiao and Jiao Yuan, sneezed, sniffed around Hei Tan and Su Musha, and wanted to stick out his tongue to lick Su Musha, but Su Mu slapped a few paws on his nose, and obediently ran to Mrs. Jiao's side to squat.

That night, Hei Tan and Su Musha both pestered Jiao's mother to take a bath, otherwise how would they sleep? Afraid of smoking the grapefruit?

The next day is the Chinese New Year's Eve, and the Jiao family gets up early in the morning to get busy, and there are quite a lot of things today.

When Su Musha got up, the adults had already eaten breakfast, so he squatted on the chair with Hei Tan and ate the breakfast specially prepared by Mrs. Jiao and Jiao's mother.

Old man Jiao and Jiao's father were chatting about family life, and they were talking about the ruffian man who and was in the middle of the night last night.

It's a big deal.

The thatched huts in the countryside are not made into squatting toilets like in the city, but just a large wooden plank on the thatched pit.

The plank of the ruffian man's house has probably been a little long, and the first "torpedo" thrown by the black charcoal has already blown up some of the plank, and the second "torpedo" exploded again when the ruffian man lifted his pants to the starting station, and the ruffian man used a little more strength to get up, and the plank broke as soon as it started, and the ruffian man fell into the dung pit with a straight pen.

That's why when Hei Tan and Su Musha left, they heard the ruffian man shouting for help. Although it didn't drown, the edge of the manure tank was slippery, and the guy couldn't climb out for a moment after falling down.

It wasn't until later, the ruffian man's family came out and used a bamboo pole to help pull the ruffian man out.

The ruffian man's newly bought color screen mobile phone also fell into the dung pit, and he couldn't catch it. However, it is estimated that even if it can be fished, no one will use it when it is fished out.

The ruffian's manly liver hurts, and he has been scolding and scolding all night, he really can't think of who him, except for the snorting sound when the firecrackers are lit, he doesn't hear anything. The hatred he provoked in the village was too high, and there were too many people with hatred, and he couldn't doubt it.

There was not much sympathy for him in the village, but there were many who gloated and watched his jokes.

Because it is the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, Jiao's father specially took care of the two children and black charcoal not to go out to run today, and firecrackers will be set off everywhere today, and it is not good to be bombed. In particular, they are not familiar with the environment here, and they are more likely to have accidents, so Jiao's father simply let them stay at home.

Hei Tan is not going to go out, he and Su Musha still have important things to do today.