Chapter 131: What are you going to do in the last time before the end of the world?
"Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six......"
The end of the world is coming!
From the sky came a malicious countdown sound, and all living beings on the earth were in different shapes.
In the place during the day, an office worker rushed into the boss's office, and in the boss's stunned gaze, he punched the boss in the face, "Die!" I've been putting up with you for a long time! β
Someone took out his mobile phone and called his goddess, "Ah Zhen, I've actually liked you for a long time." β
Someone stripped naked on the street, ran naked, and shouted to stunned passers-by: "Haven't you seen anyone running naked? β
Some people empty their Taobao shopping carts, and some people buy all the balance in their securities accounts into A-shares, just for the pleasure of losing all their money.
There are also people who put all the million dollars they were lucky enough to get into Hearthstone, buy all of them into card packs, and shout "Wow, Golden Legends!" "While opening the bag, I plan to drive it to the end of the earth.
Some people rushed into supermarkets to grab salt, believing that after the earth was demolished, people with more than 100 bags of salt would survive.
All of a sudden, all over the world, there were countless madnesses unfolded. There are fights everywhere, most of them are still acquaintances, friends, classmates, colleagues......
At a certain venue in Washington, D.C., Mr. President had just given a speech, and at this moment, a group of people rushed up and surrounded him, including several of his bodyguards.
Many people shouted to the sky: "Come on! "Fuck you!" Of course, many people in the dark night area are sleeping, dreaming of suddenly digging up love coins and then getting rich overnight.
"Come on! The whole world dies together! β
"Aliens in the streets, hurry!"
It's just that...... Isn't that a long time to countdown to 10 seconds? It's been a few tens of seconds.
The crazy people gradually entered the sage mode, and they panicked a little.
The person who ran naked covered the vital point, the person who beat the boss stopped, and the person who emptied the shopping cart quietly clicked to apply for a refund for the sake of insurance, but those who bought A shares could not sell, and the stock market was plummeting at the speed of light, and they could already answer what it was like to have ten stocks in their hands.
"Wow, Golden Legend!" The person who opened the bag is still unpacking, wishing that the end of the world would come later so that he could open all the card packs.
What about the end of the world? People want to ask, whether they are here or not!
Star Harbor, the Governor's Office, everyone looked at each other in surprise, who will explain the situation?
At this moment, Starport suddenly received a communication request identified as the Galactic Alliance's Traffic Engineering Bureau, connected, and said, "Hello, earthlings. I'm sorry, but our data is a bit lagging behind, and we didn't know that there was a civilization like yours, so we told the engineering team to stop. β
Lin Fang's face suddenly showed a big smile, "Hahaha." β
"It's unreasonable!" Dongmo Tonggong laughed wildly and screamed miserably, "Forced demolition, beating people, it's unreasonable!" β
Wei Miao hung her head weakly. Nathan Fei collapsed on the governor's chair, damn it, it's okay, she's still the governor of Starport for a while.
Master Ah Liu and Mao Dabao both breathed a sigh of relief, only the bean bag was still the same dead look, "Don't dismantle it?" β
"What did you guys do!" Lin Fang scolded the engineering bureau, "A science and technology base on our satellite and moon was flattened by you like that, with heavy losses and countless casualties!" How much do you have to pay, say? How much to lose? β
"No, no demolitions. If the temporary worker does not understand the work procedure, we will dismiss and punish him. β
"Lose money!! There is also compensation for demolition, without 1 trillion, you can't demolish the earth! β
"In terms of compensation for demolition, there will be, and the specific bureau will hold a meeting to decide, and it will definitely be a reasonable amount."
After saying these few words, the traffic engineering bureau hung up.
However, the communication of the engineering team was not cut off, and finally the irritable voice of the leader came out: "Oh, the bureau said that you can't demolish it here first, and you have to pay compensation or something." It's so big, I have to dismantle something today. Tear that planet down! β
The communication was cut off, and the engineering team immediately went in the direction of Venus in a rage. Everyone was shocked, no.
Those who were observing the starry sky with astronomical telescopes on Earth, and those who were observing Venus, saw an unbelievable sight in a short time, when the celestial body suddenly flashed with a strange light, and then broke apart and exploded......
In the night sky, the brightest star, which was no longer visible, has since disappeared.
Astronomers stupidly changed the eight planets of the solar system into only seven planets, Mercury, Earth, and Mars......
That engineering team really has the ability to blast a planet at once.
"Don't be nervous, this is the strategy of the Engineering Bureau." Lin Fang said, "They just want to scare us so that they can lower the price, naΓ―ve." β
Dong Motong nodded, thought about his words, and broadcast to all parts of the earth: "Fellow earthmen, everyone is frightened. Just now, under the stubborn resistance of the convoy led by the Alliance, the engineering team has left. If you want to dismantle the earth, you must first make proper arrangements for us! In the near future, we will start negotiations with the Traffic Engineering Bureau to win the rights and interests we deserve......"
She said good things, but she didn't say some bad things.
"I'll tell you straight." Lin Fang said in a deep voice, "Don't make trouble!" Because you can't die for the time being, maybe your family will move to Penglai. As for those criminals and troublemakers, of course, they are left on the earth. β
All over the world, countless people cheered and boiled, family members hugged, friends looked at each other and laughed, mothers comforted their children, lovers forgot to kiss, and some people continued to sleep. That's the moving part.
However, there are also quite a few people who ...... Why didn't the end of the world come, what the hell!!
"Boy, you've been fired, get out of here immediately!" The boss who was beaten up by the fat man stood up and pointed out of the office screaming.
On the street, the naked guy rushed back to look for clothes, but passers-by along the street took photos with their mobile phones, and this situation is really not very common.
"Wow, golden ordinary." The laptop sounded the sound of opening the package, and the man looked at the endless pile of card bags in a daze...... Don't, I sent a pen declaration to the readers, and scolded the whole industry, don't......
In the supermarket, the people who grabbed the salt did not return it, and went home happily, and the doomsday crisis was not resolved.
Alien tourists looked at these chaos and couldn't help but sigh, earthlings are really a rare species!
However, Penglai tourists are a little kind, because Penglai also had a salt robbery incident hundreds of years ago, and there is a lesson in the history books.
"It's really scary......" Food Tower, the three giant Niu Li hurriedly ate a few catties of giant kun meat to suppress the shock, "It's a few years short to make such a life, and the salary will be raised!" β
"Demolition?" The spaceport, Si Sisi was overjoyed, the earth was demolished, isn't there a hope of resurrection on the earth? It instantly understood the crux of the matter, if the compensation fee could satisfy Lin Fang, the earth would be dismantled.
"I will negotiate, I know how to ask for more compensation!"