Chapter 116: There's a stinky fart guy in the elevator, what to do, online, etc
"Captain, it's here, it's here!"
"Look, the ancestral land is there!"
After nearly a week of traveling, the Steel Egg came to the solar system and arrived on Earth. The crew cheered excitedly, and Beimo Steel Egg also stared at the blue planet with wide eyes, which was really similar to Penglai Star!
When they were at the edge of the solar system and had access to the Internet again, they checked the latest situation.
The temple still has not announced the final plan, and the resistance of the people of Penglai to "the earth is the ancestral land" continues to decline, thanks to the charm of the "overlord of Western Chu". However, the mainstream view is that the earth can be recognized, and the money still cannot be given!
But they know that there will definitely be a wave of Penglai tourists on the earth in the future.
The Steel Egg sent a request to the Earth Star Harbor to enter the port, indicating the identity of the Penglai people's ship, and immediately received a friendly and enthusiastic laughter echo:
"Children of Penglai, the ancestral land welcomes you back!"
This is the welcome message of Star Harbor for Penglai tourists, and the other spacecraft are "Welcome to the Earth".
Beimo Steel Egg looked at each other and smiled, and their hearts were quite warm. Soon the spacecraft entered the port, and when they passed through the customs at the entry gate, they found that many of the tourists queuing up to pass through the customs were Penglai people.
"Why don't you come to the ancestral land to have a look?"
"yes, you're here too?"
The crowd walks together, like a tour group. However, there was a group of more than a dozen people in it, led by a handsome man with a scar on his face, and he said lightly: "Finally, finally, after so many ......"
Steel Egg knew at a glance that it was a strange person, and told the four companions not to provoke that kind of guy, once it was entangled, it would be enough for a headache.
Not long after, hundreds of Penglai tourists took the space elevator down to the surface. It took half an hour to land, and they all gathered around the window to look at the scenery outside, which coincided with the geography introduced by the roaming network on the earth, small, but magnificent.
"Heavenly God, why do you like Lin Fang so much?" The scar man said lightly, "Let him escape the disaster on this splendid planet?" ”
A few tourists next to it frowned when they heard it, what kind of nonsense is this, "sick ......" and "middle two diseases." ”
The gloomy guys who followed Scar Man suddenly glared, "What did you say?" "What can you say about the second disease? Do you know who you're talking to! ”
"Don't blame them." The scar man waved his hand to stop his subordinates, and the corners of his mouth slightly curled seemed to be disdainful and pity, "Despicable gibberish is always more understandable to mortals, and the true wisdom of the gods is always misunderstood by mortals. ”
Now it's not just the tourists around him, but the tourists in the entire elevator car have black lines on their faces, and they really can't stand it.
The most annoying thing in the elevator is the stinky fart, and the most painful thing is that the elevator has 25 minutes left.
Seriously, can you throw this stinky out of the elevator!
It's a pity that this collective wish of Steel Egg and the others has not been realized, and the remaining 25 minutes have been endured by stinky farts. Beimo Steel Egg almost spit out, so as soon as the elevator clanged, he took the lead and rushed out.
"The footsteps of the dusty world will never carry the heaviness of fate." The stinky fart man said lightly in the back as he walked out slowly.
Beimo Steel Egg really couldn't stand it anymore, opened the space helmet and took a deep breath of fresh air.
Damn, I really don't feel any discomfort!
Seeing that he was fine doing this, everyone immediately followed suit and headed towards the sea, "Ah, this is the best alien air I've ever breathed!" "What aliens, this is the ancestral land!" "Look over there, there are a lot of ancestral people."
Before you go down to the ground reception station, you can see the scenery of the beach in the distance, many humans walking around in short-sleeved shorts, and small vendors selling pearls, seafood, and coconuts to aliens...... Farther away, a group of aunts were twisting and dancing, singing Yangge at the same time.
Everyone's mood suddenly became a little more nervous, similar to the timidity of home.
"Let's go, let's go down."
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is written in Penglai language and this place is called Hainan Island."
When entering the ground reception station, because of their identity as Penglai tourists, the service robot said: "The earth does not support Penglai tourists to travel freely, please follow the tour guide robot, do not run around without permission, otherwise the earth will be held legally responsible." ”
Everyone muttered, some were not convinced, what about Penglai Ancestral Land here, why can aliens travel freely, they can't?
"First stop, the Food Tower." The tour guide robot took over the group, "Every Penglai tourist will give a pound of deep space giant kun meat for free." ”
It had been a long time since Beimo Gangdan had been taken away by a tour guide like this, and he wanted to see what was going on with the big Yangge, but in the blink of an eye, he went from the teleportation kiosk to the food tower in New York City.
"Was this the land of Chu before?" Some tourists asked the tour guide.
"No, it's not at all."
They walked out of the teleportation kiosk and appeared on the top floor of the food tower, and they were stunned when they saw it, what a thing! It feels like returning to Penglai, or entering the Momen Forum Simulated Tavern. There is no need for the future at all, and now there is a peak of Penglai tourists on the earth.
As far as the eye can see, almost all the people on the top floor are Penglai people, men, women and children, in groups of three or five, all eating meat in large chunks.
"It smells so good!"
"Delicious, delicious ......"
"Deep Space Giant Kun meat is just different."
Beimo Steel Egg was dumbfounded, that guy is so familiar, isn't he the guy who swore in a holographic post on the forum before that he would never eat a bite of giant kun meat even if he starved to death? It seems to be called a king or something?
And that, didn't you give you a bunch of science why the earth can't be the ancestral land? And the one who said that he would launch a decisive battle against Lin Fang and Dongmo Tonggong when he arrived on the earth, why did he just sit here and eat giant kun meat and Lao Gan Ma?
"Waiter, I want another pound!" The king raised his hand and shouted, and there were still some pieces of meat hanging from his teeth.
The newcomers also rushed to the empty tables, fearing that the giant kun meat would be eaten.
"A clown can be a fool's meal." The stinky scarface man said lightly and waved to his subordinates: "Go and enjoy, you boring." ”
"You're not done!" Beimo Steel Egg suddenly burst into a scream, and even he himself was surprised, the power of his irritability destroyed his sanity......
Ahh That's why he's exploding, his poor nerves have been tossed with grief and sorrow!
The audience paused, "Oh? The stinky scar-faced man turned his head to look, and that gaze made Beimo Steel's heart click. Scarface said, "Maybe it's a new opponent." In Xia Ji Xuanjing, did not advise Your Excellency's name? ”
"North Mo Steel Egg." He said.
There seems to be a cold wind of fate, blowing the figures of the two.
Said the robot Vali
Fourth, thank you for holding the blowing wind and hitting 2000 gold coins, Sima Fart 200 gold coins, and Strange Immortal 100 gold coins