"Bang bang bang!"

"Who!!"

"It's the old lady, it's time to pay the rent, Taozi, it's two months in arrears!"

"I'll go, Sister Bomb!! I've been ...... in the past two days."

"Bomb your sister!! Either pay the rent, or accompany the old lady for a few nights, hurry up, the old lady's body is hungry and thirsty!! ”

"Sister Bomb, my own sister, tomorrow, tomorrow I must pay the rent! Good no good?! ”

"Okay, I'll give you another day, wash and peel yourself, and tomorrow morning at seven o'clock the old lady will come over on time to eat meat!! Starling (pretending to be a soft voice...... ）”

“……”

"Wow......"

The footsteps gradually drifted away, Liu Jiangtao wanted to cry without tears, and the girl was teased again!!

Starling is Liu Jiangtao's code name in the university dormitory!! Since she subconsciously said something out of her mouth, Sister Bomb would scream out those two words every time, and Liu Jiangtao's beast blood was boiling!!

Back then, when Liu Jiangtao came to rent a house, he was also a turbulent young man, who originally wanted to flirt with a girl, but was molested by a girl, and this flirtation was a year!!

One year after graduation, one year of work, and one year of being molested by a girl!

That's right, this girl is the landlord - Sister Bomb!!

Sister Bomb, whose real name is Bai Wei, is twenty-seven years old, still single, and the pure leftover girl who has not even given out her first kiss in the legend is a flower that has been in full bloom for several years but has not dared to be touched by wild bees and butterflies!!

Phew, overlord flower!!

Speaking of which, Sister Bomb is not bad, with a goose egg face, willow eyebrows, almond eyes, a very clever nose, and plump lips, how to say it, the appearance is eight points similar to the Supreme Treasure version of the Zixia Fairy......

As for the figure, it is not even said, if the full score is one hundred, at least eighty-two points can be scored, and the remaining eighteen points, Liu Jiangtao will use 666 to send -

With a height of one meter six or eight and a weight of fifty kilograms, of course, this is not important, the important thing is that the pair of babies turned out to be 36D!!

Any idea what that means?!

A super-S-shaped explosive body with a convex and backward curvy body!!

This is also the first reason why Liu Jiangtao is called the landlord Bomb sister, a very fragrant and peachy pink reason.

I don't know how many times, Liu Jiangtao's obscenity objects are all Sister Bomb!

As for the second reason, it's simpler -

Liu Jiangtao, who had just moved here a few days ago, happened to meet Sister Bomb being molested by a group of thugs, how could this work?!

As a good young man who has nothing (no house, no car, no money, and only a heart of hanging silk), how can he let go of such a good opportunity for heroes to save beauty? ! What if the beautiful woman made a promise?!

Under the influence of a restless youthful heart, this guy picked up a brick and rushed to it......

However, just when this guy picked up the brick and was about to take a look at the little gangsters, he heard Sister Bomb scream, and then the two long legs seemed to be open, and kicked a group of thugs all over the ground to find teeth!

Eleven little thugs, who lasted less than ten seconds, completely stopped cooking!

Especially the last thug was directly kicked out more than five meters away and shot at the wall...... Phew, it's hanging on the wall!!

After witnessing the passion of these ten seconds, Liu Jiangtao completely broke off the idea of flirting with Sister Bomb!

This girl, such a passionate girl, can't enjoy it!

With his small body, it is estimated that it is only a matter of one kick......

Take 10,000 steps back and say, even if Sister Bomb doesn't beat herself, but if it is at night, Sister Bomb is excited, and her two long legs are hard, and then her small waist board can't be pinched off with a click?!

It's scary to think about!

……

Later, after many understandings, I learned that Sister Bomb is the champion of Zhengshi Sanda and the runner-up of the national women's sanda, and the reason why she is the runner-up is because in the final finals, Sister Bomb didn't want to play, so she waved her sleeves and took away a sigh of regret......

As for Sister Bomb's bizarre abandonment, it became the biggest mystery in the competitive sports world that year!

Of course, because of this guy's heroic attempt to save the United States, coupled with this guy's character of having a thief's heart and no guts, Sister Bomb fell in love with flirting with parrots, phew, it's the habit of starlings!!

In fact, Sister Bomb is very good, otherwise Liu Jiangtao would not be allowed to owe two months' rent!!

As for how many nights to sleep with her?! Hehe, Liu Jiangtao thinks about it, and he dreams about it at night, but it's a pity that he ......

With a light sigh, Liu Jiangtao took out a transparent glass ball from his backpack!!

The glass ball was picked up in the mountains two months ago, and inside the fist-sized, transparent shell, there was a set of shrunken tokens, and the tokens were faintly carved with a few items - a long-handled clip, a back basket, a broom with a few hairs left, and so on......

When Liu Jiangtao got this glass ball, a voice involuntarily appeared in his mind-

"Not enough energy to start !!"

At that time, Liu Jiangtao was excited, I made an immortal board, Lao Tzu finally met the legendary golden finger, is it a system?! Is it a lottery?! Or through the machine?!

Anyway, no matter which one it is, his life will change dramatically, for his future little life, this guy spent all the oceans on his body, tried all kinds of methods, and even tried to recognize the lord with blood, but the other party didn't react at all, and it was the same sentence that turned over and over -

"Not enough energy to start !!"

You don't have enough energy, you're an immortal, and now the only way this guy knows is electricity!

Don't ask Liu Jiangtao how he knows, as long as the brain is a little more normal, everyone knows that electricity is a kind of energy, but this thing is arrogant and doesn't absorb it, and feeds back a message to him-

You have to use this guy's body as a charger to recharge!!

Just kidding, with a voltage of 220 volts, if you don't do it, your life will be gone!

So this guy is directly cowardly, girl, Lao Tzu doesn't bind you to a turtle grandson, and you can't joke with your own life......

However, now it is not possible, the mountains and rivers are exhausted......

"Not enough energy to start !!"

When this voice sounded in Liu Jiangtao's mind again, this guy's brain twitched, and a strange idea came out-

"Do you want to try?! Anyway, there is a fuse, and the moment you are electrocuted, it will trip, so you shouldn't be able to die, right?! ”

After careful consideration for three seconds, Liu Jiangtao held the fist-sized ball tightly with his left hand, swallowed his saliva with difficulty, and then stretched out his right hand tremblingly, approaching the unloaded socket little by little......

"Crackling ......"

"Hey...... Ay...... Yo...... Feed...... How...... How...... What...... Not...... Not...... Jump...... Gate ......"

"Didi, I found that there is suitable energy in the body of an unknown intelligent creature, please ask if you can absorb ......?"

"Lying ...... Trough...... While...... While...... Correct...... Suck...... ...... Collect"

Liu Jiangtao was almost confused, no wonder he couldn't charge it with a dead pig instead of himself, it turned out that it still needed to be confirmed!!

A dead pig can identify a ghost, and its old man can't even speak!

"Didi, the system is not bound, and it cannot absorb energy independently, please ask if the intelligent creature is bound to this system, this system is ......"

"When...... Correct...... Tie...... Fixed ......"

Nima, when has it been, and you are still so verbose, if Lao Tzu didn't want to bind you, would you suffer so many crimes?!

"Didi, lack of energy, can't bind !!"

"I ...... I...... Go...... You...... You...... Sister ......"

Then, in a burst of charming barbecue aroma, Liu Jiangtao rolled his eyes, fell to the ground gorgeously, his fingers were still stuck in the socket, and his body twitched, which was fun......

Well, as a human flesh charger, at least this guy is still very qualified......

At the same time that Liu Jiangtao fainted, the ball of light suddenly flashed a colorful light, barely enveloping Liu Jiangtao's guy, and then a mechanical electronic voice sounded-

"Didi, detected that an unknown intelligent creature has fallen into a coma, activate the backup program......"

……

"Didi, the standby program failed to start......"

"Didi, start the emergency recognition procedure......"

……

"Didi, it has detected that the life signal of an unknown intelligent creature is rapidly weakening, and the emergency recognition program has failed to start......"

"Didi, start the temporary recognition process......"

……

"Didi, temporary confession success, began to absorb energy ......"

"Didi, the temporary host was detected to be on the verge of death, and the medical procedure was urgently initiated, please ask if the temporary host has started treatment......"

……

"Didi, the temporary host is detected to be unconscious, forcibly open the newbie gift pack, and start a full repair (once)!"

……

"Didi, repair completed, temporary host coma, life signal recovery ......"

"Didi, resurrect the temporary host, read the memories of the temporary host, contact the unknown civilization, and regenerate the system according to the unknown civilization......"

"Didi, garbage collection system generation completed ......"

……

In a trance, Liu Jiangtao had a dream, in the dream, this guy instantly cultivated immortals, and then it was a tribulation, all kinds of tribulations, and it was OK for others to cross the tribulation a few times, but this guy crossed every day, and kept crossing, and the robbery and thunder in the sky were called a diligent, hard-working, and crackling never stopped......

This guy keeps running, and the thunder keeps splitting......

In the midst of the endless coercion of heaven and earth, suddenly an ethereal voice sounded, listening attentively, it seemed to be Sister Bomb's!

"Could it be that Sister Bomb also went to Lao Tzu's dream to cross the catastrophe?!"

I looked it up carefully, and there were crackling thunderbolts everywhere......

Shaking his ears and listening carefully, this time Liu Jiangtao finally heard the voice-

"Taozi, you lazy pig, get up quickly, the old lady is coming to sleep, you're here......"

It was accompanied by the sound of "bumping" and slamming the door......

Get up?!

Lazy pig?!

The old lady is coming to sleep, and you're here?!

, Sister Bomb came to call *bed again...... Ahh!!h

In an instant, this guy got up from the ground with a "poof" sound, and walked to the door in a daze before opening his confused eyes......

I'm going to poke it, isn't it, Lao Tzu is a human meat charger, charging that thing?!

Hey?! What about the ball of light?! The ball of light can't be found!

Lost?!

Blown up?!

Evaporated?!

It's impossible, that thing is sturdy, the hammer can't be broken, the fire can't be broken, how can it be said that it's gone?!

But it's gone!

Don't......