After the last class, Wu Xiaolang's whole body was fluttering after school, and he didn't wake up until Bai Chrysanthemum, who walked to the school gate with him, pinched him hard.

"Why are you pinching me?" Wu Xiaolang muttered.

"Did you take the wrong medicine today?" Bai Chrysanthemum glanced at Wu Xiaolang, and then waved her hand: "Goodbye, be careful when crossing the street by yourself, don't get distracted!" ”

After saying that, she walked towards the temporary parking lot at the school gate.

"Oh."

Wu Xiaolang scratched his head, a little blank.

There is a temporary parking lot at the entrance of the school, and every time you go to school and leave school, there will be all kinds of luxury cars, all of which are parents who pick up and drop off their children, and children from rich families, even if they reach high school, parents are not at ease to let them go back and forth to school alone.

The one who came to pick up the white chrysanthemum was a Rolls-Royce, white. The driver was an old man in his forties and fifties with gray temples, and Bai Chrysanthemum called him Li Bo.

This Li Bo is always polite and courteous, and unlike others, Li Bo wears a small black suit that is always thunderous, and the neckline is always tied with a black bow.

Wu Xiaolang watched him pick up and drop off white chrysanthemums at school every day, and he didn't change his appearance.

"The Rolls-Royce of the White Chrysanthemum family is a limited edition, and only nine are sold in the world, and there are only three in our country! Gee! ”

The fat man pushed the mountain bike to Wu Xiaolang's side, and looked at the white chrysanthemum who had already entered the carriage and sighed.

The fat man's house is not far from the school, and he rides his favorite mountain bike to school every day. said it could help him lose weight, but after riding for a semester, he gained more weight......

"Got it! How many times have you said it! ”

Wu Xiaolang put his hands in his pockets, for an ordinary child like him, as long as the car reaches the level of Mercedes-Benz BMW, it is already an unthinkable luxury car.

Therefore, these Rolls-Royce Porsche Mercedes or something at the school gate are the same in his eyes, and their family can't afford them anyway.........

"Aciba! Xiao Yu, look! Our homeroom teacher is in the principal's old bald car again! ”

The fat man angrily pointed to a black Mercedes-Benz not far away to Wu Xiaolang, and saw that Zhao Ling, the head teacher who had changed into a floral long skirt, was talking and laughing and got into the car with Principal Wang of their school.

"Wang Bald is really not a good thing at first glance, and he actually unsubtly rules our lovely and kind head teacher!" The fat man is heartbroken and indignant!

And Wu Xiaolang looked gloomy, his father and Principal Wang were good classmates, so he knew that Principal Wang was actually the uncle of the head teacher Zhao Ling. And Zhao Ling's father is the mayor of City A, and her unspoken rules are similar to others, who dares to uncover her rules?

As for why the mayor's daughter came to teach in the middle school and didn't drive to work, Wu Xiaolang didn't know. He wasn't interested in any of that at all.

However, Wu Xiaolang didn't tell the fat man these truths, he liked to see the fat man's jealous and hateful appearance.

As soon as he walked a while with the fat man, Zhou Song rode a motorcycle and roared to Wu Xiaolang's side.

"Big brother, if there are any activities in the afternoon, I will invite you to dinner!"

After coming out of the basketball hall, Zhou Song was convinced to recognize Wu Xiaolang as a big brother.

"No need! I still have something to do, so I'll go home first! ”

Normally, Wu Xiaolang will hang out with the fat man for a while after school in the afternoon before going home, and today he finally spied on the head teacher's game ID, of course he has to go home as soon as possible to plan and plan.

So he ran on the bus in a puff of smoke, leaving Zhou Song and the fat man with a confused face.

As soon as he got on the bus, Wu Xiaolang took out his mobile phone and searched for the head teacher's game ID with a small number.

He didn't dare to use the large Wu Xiaolang to add the head teacher.

"There is only a silver third rank, haha, the head teacher is still a rookie!"

The head teacher is not online, Wu Xiaolang checked the general information of the head teacher after applying for a friend, the silver third rank, level 16, and the highest proficiency is Daji and Xiao Qiao.

Typical novice girl profile.

Wu Xiaolang has two QQ numbers, and the level of the trumpet in the game is not high, only level 18, and the ID is called "Wonderful Pen Raw Melon", which was when the Glory of Kings did not open a cross-district, he deliberately built an account to play with friends from other districts. The heroes have spent money to buy them all, but the rank is not high, and it is still the rank of the bronze one.

Taking advantage of the fact that the head teacher was not yet online, Wu Xiaolang used the trumpet to play a few more rounds of ranking on the bus, and promoted the rank to silver three, the same number of stars as the head teacher.

There is no lineup or coordination at all in the rankings below platinum, and the most common ones are heroes such as Arthur Luban and Hou Yi Daji, and it is very common for dual mages to have double ADC or even full ADC in a game.

To play this kind of game, you must be prepared to play solo and farm areas, and never care about your teammates, who are super soldiers who are used to betray and absorb damage.

Also, be sure to choose a jungler hero, otherwise you will definitely be killed if you choose meat or mage.

Wu Xiaolang's bronze ranking uses Han Xin to brush the whole map of the wild, all kinds of one-five and five, fancy abuse.

After returning home,Wu Xiaolang sat bored next to the computer and watched today's new fan,While taking out his mobile phone from time to time,See if there is a class teacher。

The head teacher has not been online, Wu Xiaolang has been waiting, but until he returns to the room after dinner, the head teacher is still not online.

On QQ, Bai Chrysanthemum and the fat man are shouting and arguing for Wu Xiaolang to take them to rank, and now this version has not opened a five-person ranking, only two, the two of them are fighting, Wu Xiaolang just didn't bring anyone......

"Huh?"

Just when Wu Xiaolang was sitting at the computer desk flipping through the comic books, the game friend interface on the mobile phone suddenly lit up with a gothic girl headshot, and then looked at the ID of the head teacher's "Meet Jun Chu" ID.

"Invite!"

decisively issued a ranking invitation, and when Wu Xiaolang was ready for the head teacher to stalk and keep inviting once he refused, the head teacher actually agreed.

Start the game decisively.

When he confirmed, Wu Xiaolang thought to himself, the head teacher agreed to the invitation so easily, it is estimated that the obscene uncle called "Rain and Story" failed to flirt with his sister!

"We know each other?"

Choose the hero interface, and after choosing Daji in seconds, the head teacher asked.

"Weibo saw your screenshot, it's amazing."

The rookie bureau is all selected in seconds, but fortunately, these rookies do not have Han Xin, and after Wu Xiaolang chose Han Xin, he lightly replied to the head teacher.

The head teacher's Weibo is a screenshot of her showing off her three kills......

Although he was extremely excited in his heart, Wu Xiaolang knew that the more calm he was at this time, his purpose was to pretend to be a great god to tease the head teacher, and he must have the demeanor of a great god.

Now, Wu Xiaolang has begun to make up his identity in his heart.

"Don't worry, watch my country's first Daji take you fly!"

After the head teacher mischievously pronounced this line, they entered the game.

"Huh."

After entering the game, Daji and Luban of the head teacher went to the middle lane, Houyi went to the upper road, and Arthur went to the lower road. Wu Xiaolang's Han Xin went straight to the wild red buff.

The beginning of the low-end game is like this, there is no order, but Hou Yi goes to the top lane is not necessarily to send, and the two in the middle will not delay the development, because ...... On the other side is also a group of novices who fight indiscriminately.

“FirstBlood！”

As soon as Wu Xiaolang finished taking the red, there was a prompt sound of the first drop of blood in the middle of the road. The head teacher's Daji really didn't blow it, and together with Lu Ban, he won the blood of Di Renjie in the opposite middle road.

Then the head teacher's Xiao Daji and Xiao Luban began to swell in the middle lane, and they rushed to the opposite middle tower and began to push the tower after only two levels.

"They know it's a game of pushing towers......

Wu Xiaolang smiled bitterly, and then manipulated Han Xin to quickly move closer to the two of them, and the opposite Hou Yi Xiangyu Arthur all disappeared in the small map, and they must have come to support, and their two little short legs didn't know how to run.

Sure enough, Xiang Yu pushed and stunned both of them, and then Arthur Houyi rushed to kill, Wu Xiaolang manipulated Han Xin to arrive in time, and after some extreme operations, he finally rescued the head teacher with residual blood, and that Lu Ban screamed and died under the tower.

Wu Xiaolang shook his head, continued to brush the wild to catch people, and after taking the red and blue buff levels to gain an advantage, Wu Xiaolang's Han Xin made all kinds of strong kills in this low-end game, and killed more!

Took 13 heads in just five minutes! Not only the red and blue buffs on the opposite side are Wu Xiaolang's, but even they have all become Wu Xiaolang's ATMs.

"O great god!"

When Wu Xiaolang took 26 kills and 0 deaths and led his teammates to push to the enemy's high ground, the head teacher's Daji suddenly stopped, but there was an exclamation in the text on the screen!

"It's nothing."

After faintly typing and pretending to be forced, the enemy crystal happened to shatter.

In the second game, the head teacher took the initiative to send a ranking invitation to Wu Xiaolang.

Agree!

Must agree!

"Great God! Take me to the platooning! Just take me up to Silver One. Is it convenient? "Choose the hero interface,The head teacher asked tentatively.

"Yes."

Wu Xiaolang's forced pretense is deep.

"Haha! Thank you, Great God! A single row can always encounter pits, and I'm afraid of it. The friends who post the bar QQ plus are either also pits, or the difference in rank is too big........."

The head teacher began to chatter, Wu Xiaolang in front of the mobile phone couldn't help but be embarrassed, the head teacher who was as cold as ice on weekdays, didn't expect to ...... in private

So much nonsense......

In fact, although the head teacher mage played very obscenely, she was also very pitiful in Wu Xiaolang's eyes. But fortunately, Wu Xiaolang has Han Xin who can lead the rhythm of the whole team, and with his Han Xin control dragon brush field support, even if the whole team is a pit, the level and experience will not lag behind the opponent.

That's enough.

In this way, Wu Xiaolang took the head teacher, the pit cargo Daji, and won all the way to the stars, and soon hit Baiyinyi.

When he arrived at Baiyin, the head teacher was very reserved and kept his promise, and did not invite Wu Xiaolang, but gave Wu Xiaolang a QQ number in shame.

"Great God, this is my QQ, you can add it. If you don't dislike it, you will have time to rank together in the future! ”

"Sure enough, it's also a trumpet ......"

After quickly adding QQ to the computer, Wu Xiaolang deliberately did not reply to the head teacher, but continued to invite her to rank, bringing her to the Golden Three in one go.

"Haha! I'm finally in gold! ”

"Thank you, Great God! You are so powerful, why don't you be my master! ”

"Please!"

On QQ, the head teacher's avatar kept flashing.

"What a rambling......

Wu Xiaolang smiled and pinched his forehead, he couldn't have imagined that this was the Zhao Ling who appeared insidiously outside the classroom window during the day and punished him for memorizing texts.

"Forehead ......"

Wu Xiaolang replied with embarrassment.

"Great God! Please be my master! ”

"I haven't worshiped the master yet, and I will only recognize you as a master in the future!"

"God, how old are you?"

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

The QQ pop-up window kept ringing, and at the same time, there was a sudden email prompt on the game interface on the phone.

Wu Xiaolang clicked on it and saw that it was actually a skin email.

It's Miyamoto Musashi's ghost warrior skin, and the sender's ID is the head teacher.

"You actually gave me skin......

Wu Xiaolang scratched his head and smiled.

He doesn't care about a skin, but aside from anything else, it's not common for a girl to take the initiative to give away skins in the game.

"It's just a ranking together, no need to give skins."

Wu Xiaolang's reply on QQ is as mature and stable as possible.

"Hehe, this is my apprenticeship fee, and if you accept it, you will also accept me as an apprentice."

Wu Xiaolang rolled his eyes, I can't refuse if I want to.

"That's... All right! ”

Wu Xiaolang is still pretending to be extremely reluctant, usually in the game, all kinds of boys pestering girls, he is so cold and steady, he will leave a deep impression on a woman like the head teacher.

Hehe, it's all a routine!

In fact, Wu Xiaolang's heart is upside down, in reality he is one of the apprentices who was abused by the head teacher, and in the game, he became the only master of the head teacher, and he was tired of being pestered by the head teacher......

"Master, Master, you haven't answered the apprentice's question yet?"

QQ sounded the head teacher's prompt again.

"What's the problem?"

"How old are you? I'm 24 years old, and I feel like you're older than me! ”

"Oh......"

Wu Xiaolang rolled his eyes and replied, "I am indeed older than you." You can be your uncle, if you don't mind, you can call me Uncle Gua. ”

Wu Xiaolang's trumpet ID is called "Wonderful Pen Raw Melon", for a student, being called uncle by the head teacher is definitely cooler than calling master!

"Hehe, it turns out that the master is an uncle!"

"I'm an uncle!"

"Hey, hey! Meet Uncle Gua in vain! ”

It's a series of QQ messages again, and there are very cute expressions.

"Hmm..."

"Don't be a fool of yourself........."

After the news, Wu Xiaolang posted a calm smoking expression.

"Uh-huh! My friends call me Xiaoling, but Uncle Gua, since you are my master, should you call me...... What about Ling'er? ”

The head teacher posted a shy expression behind the message.

"Ling'er ......"

After sending the news, Wu Xiaolang could no longer suppress his obscene smile, and silently covered his eyes.

“233333333！！！ Ling'er! Aha! ”