Chen Mo took a deep breath and said into the microphone in an extremely arrogant tone:

"First of all, you have to sort out a concept, what does it mean that two people are wrong?

Hi's doxing fans, falsifying academic qualifications, pretending to be WE team members, also excluding other anchors, and breaking the contract to change jobs, these things can be said to be immoral or even illegal.

But why was Lu Han wrong?

When you fall in love, is it murder or breaking the law?

Let's just put it this way, it is Lu Han's fan every day, as long as he is not married, as long as it is consensual, it is only at the moral level, but your family Hi Hi has already involved the legal level!

What's more, people are just falling in love and not doing anything else, why are you talking to Lao Tzu here, both of them are wrong? Wrong you're paralyzed!

Most of the people who watched my live broadcast were big men, who cared if Lu Han was in love or not! ”

“6666666！”

"Hang the king, it's good!"

"I just can't get used to seeing Hi's brain-dead fans stupidly beep!"

"The paralyzed, scared Tynyima is happy!"

"It's spicy to you, next door! Silly beep anchor, double standard dog! You're so squirming, but you also deserve to be an anchor? ”

"How long has it been since all the things that Hi Hi did have done? Why are you still holding on? I hehe, you have a face! ”

"Unfollow, the anchor has changed from a game anchor to a spraying anchor, a piece of garbage!"

Seeing these barrages, Chen Mo continued to say: "First of all, I wish the whole family of these three Hi's brainless fans to explode, if he can do such a heartbreaking thing as a human flesh fan, I can't spray?"

If you can forgive this, then I can only wish you one day to be given human flesh by him, and everyone will spray you when it's over.

Then, what I want to tell you is that I will hang the king live broadcast, you remember it for me, as long as I am happy and broadcast by myself, I can spray whoever I want, broadcast whatever I want, love to see, don't watch and fuck off!

Do you really think you're an important role?

It's also closed, who to scare?

Do you care about your brain-dead concerns?

People have brushed the guards one by one, and the local tyrant fans of the rocket haven't spoken yet, you usually even have to brush the fish balls for Hi's first, why do you say this stupid beep when you have the gas to come to my live broadcast room?

The most annoying thing is that you are the kind of person who treats that inconsequential attention as a gift!

Fans of the king, brush up the barrage for me and tell him, how many brothers we have!

How many members of our SNH48-Old Artist Team are there!

Do we need their brain-dead attention? ”

As soon as Chen Mo's words came out, the barrage was almost like the tide of the Qiantang River, rumbling and overwhelming!

"SNH48-Feng Gong !! here"

"SNH48-Huang Hong is here !!"

"SNH48-Zhao Benshan is here !!"

"SNH48-Fan Wei fights the world here!!"

"SNH48-Pan Changjiang is !! here"

"SNH48-Jia Ling is !! here"

"SNH48 - Yu Qian !! here"

……

……

In an instant, it seemed that all the old artists in the sketch cross talk world appeared on the barrage!

The barrage that covers the sky and the sun, the barrage of Hi's brainless fans is tightly covered!

It's been a ten-minute barrage, and it's not stopped!

Even these brain-dead fans were shocked!

Why are there so many fans of this Nima hanging king?

Why is the appeal so strong?

It's a woolen yarn! Everyone drowned themselves in a mouthful of saliva!

After a small episode, Chen Mo said: "Don't let your brain-dead remarks affect your mood. Okay, Lu Han and Zitao have all gone back to rest, and they have been broadcasting for a long time today.

It's time for me to go down the air, too.

The old rules, let's have two jokes, everyone have a good rest! ”

After taking a sip of water and clearing his throat, Chen Mo said: "Recently, it seems that there are a lot of stalks about the McDonald's trademark being renamed 'Golden Arches', so let's follow the trend!"

You don't know it, but the Golden Arches originates from a Western fairy tale, which tells the story of an old man in red who rode a reindeer through the Golden Arches every winter to bring gifts and delicacies to every house.

In order to commemorate this festival, Westerners erected a golden arch monument in front of the golden arches, and also composed songs to sing: golden arch monument, golden arch monument, stomach of golden arch monument ~~~~"

"Puff hahahaha~~~~"

"I almost believed it!"

"Welcome to Golden Arches Hotel!"

"I don't accept the big Kaifeng dish (KFC)!"

"This paragraph is not dirty enough, hang the king, come to a stain!"

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Chen Mo smiled and said, "Dirt is a must, let's rely on this to eat!" Ahem, you're all right! After this paragraph, I will draw ten lucky sailors to give Mr. Bowa a cup of the same inverted mold.

Get off work in the evening and get home. Lying in bed, I called the female ticket of the long-distance relationship, and the female ticket asked: 'Are you again?' ‘

Me: 'yes, you still know me. ’

Female ticket: 'There's no internet, there's no video, so let's just make a sound, can you solve it by yourself?' ’

As soon as the words fell, before I could say yes, there was a voice of 'ah~ah~ah~um~ah, force~~~, pop pop~~~'.

I didn't want it at the time!

With his hands together, he was still humming the song Aaron Kwok's 'Move~~~~~ Cheer for the new power~~~~'.

Hahaha, it's worthy of being my girlfriend, understand me! ”

The sailors burst into laughter instantly.

"Poofha, love is a light, so green that you panic!"

"Is your girlfriend seaweed?"

"The old man has a certain ancestral green hat that has been passed down to you for thousands of years!"

"At first, I thought it was my girlfriend's phone call to help my boyfriend solve the problem, until I saw that there was still a detail of the 'pop' sound......"

"It's green! It's green! Hang the king green! ”

"The spring breeze is on the south bank of the Green River!"

"I'm sorry, I'm late, I'm late, there's a bit of a traffic jam on the road."

"I hear raindrops falling on the green grassland~~~"

"Prepare for ~~~~ singing! Expecting a lucky and a legend, what a wonderful ...... You are the green light~~~"

The barrage found ten super dirty water friends, and Chen Mo really bought each of them a plane cup on Taobao and mailed it.

When they received this gift, these ten sailors couldn't stop crying and laughing.

It turned out that Chen Mo specially told the store that the gorgeous packaging of the airplane cup must be exposed, otherwise it will give a bad review!

As a result, on the day these ten sailors received the airplane cup, the whole community and the whole class knew about it!

Of course, this is just a little prank by Chen Mo.

After the live broadcast ended, Chen Mo said to Huang Tingcheng: "Teacher Huang, it's not too early, you should go back, right?" ”

Huang Tingcheng pouted, gently lifted the yukata on his thighs, revealing his shiny white legs and said, "Do you really want people to go?"

Don't you want to do something with your teacher before you leave? ”