There is no time in the mountains, and there are thousands of years in the world......

No, it's probably just a year or two, well, just a year or two!

Although it's only been a year or two, a lot of things have happened, such as that, and that, and that~

Anyway, a lot of things have happened, and you don't understand what I told you, so don't ask!

……

I've told you, don't ask, tell you not to ask, no road race~~

Wait, what are you doing! Don't come here...... Buy down......

Bang~

Yes...... With a gunshot, Narrator-kun was killed, so let's continue with the text.

Body......

In the past six months, some key high schools have added a key class, and universities have added a new research topic.

This class doesn't pay attention to origin, doesn't pay attention to grades, doesn't pay attention to men and women, and doesn't pay attention to shemales...... This one is crossed out.

Monsters or something, the obedient ones are arrested and slowly trained, and the disobedient ones are killed and eaten meat.

The meat of the monster is rich in aura, which helps the human body absorb the aura and enhance the cultivation, so the demon meat is very valuable, so there is another profession called the demon hunter, looking for monsters all over the mountains, and Shennongjia is about to step on it.

As a result, some youkai who had just gained wisdom were captured and became food on the table, and youkai were eaten as a rare species...... Therefore, I don't underestimate the foodies of the Celestial Empire.

Let's move on to this key class.

After entering this class, the tuition and miscellaneous fees are all free, the national compulsory teaching, there is a monthly subsidy, all kinds of senior teachers teach, and the benefits are full of benefits, and people want to go in if they break their heads.

It's just that it's not easy to get into this class, and you have to have conditions.

For example, awakened, awakened, and awakened!

Ordinary people can't get in, after all, you have to understand that the funds of these countries are limited, and it is impossible to open such benefits for a group of people who have no possibility of awakening.

In addition, after some people awaken, their hearts will inevitably swell, and at this time, we should guide them well, promote love and peace to them, and propagate the doctrine of crotch, so as to lead them to the right path.

In the face of high welfare and high temptation, these key classes soon had many people, including children of a few years old.

Well, you read that right, how old...... Children!

This made a group of children's shoes who worked hard to be admitted to high school burst into tears.

I knew that as long as I woke up now, I wouldn't have to worry about high school and college, who would study hard, but it's a pity that I knew it was too late!

In addition to the school, the folk are also a little different, not discussing what celebrities are, but more about how to cultivate, how to awaken, the 108 postures of awakening, and so on.

So, when the way of the world changes, so do the things that people care about.

Taoist monks, fortune tellers, and wizards all jumped out to cheat money, taking advantage of the country's reaction to make a fortune.

If you're unlucky, you'll slip in, and if you're lucky, you'll be chic with the money and don't know where to go.

A scenic spot in Sichuan and Shu, because this year's summer is very hot, many people come to vacation to enjoy the coolness, and this mountain is refreshing.

"Little sister, you see my orb, it was refined after the poor monk's ancestor and the thousand-year-old fox demon fought for three days and three nights, wearing this orb, the demons and monsters will never dare to get close, awakening can improve cultivation, and there is no awakening to increase the probability of awakening, now the door is short of funds, otherwise the poor monk will not take it out and sell it, now it is only 9888 yuan, the price of blood vomiting at a loss, do you want to be sister-in-law?"

"Emmm, what else?"

"Well, there is also a six-treasure gold robe here, which is a pair of Tang Seng's purple gold robes, a male and a female, Tang Seng's purple gold robe is male, this gold robe is female, just with the female donor, now as long as 5888 yuan, it is yours."

"Emmm, what else?"

"And, ah, look here......"

An old monk was selling all kinds of "treasures" in his hand to a little sister-in-law in front of him with an obscene face.

After saying several kinds of "treasures" in a row, the old monk said that his mouth was a little dry, after all, it was a hot day.

“…… Sister-in-law, which one do you fancy? ”

"I don't like it either, alas, it's not for me."

"How so? Gu Liang is so beautiful, there is always something suitable for Gu Liang here. ”

"What does this have to do with being pretty?"

"Well, of course there is, Gu Liang looks like a fairy, and at a glance, I know that it is absolutely very human, since these Gu Liang is not eye-catching, I have a baby here, which is definitely in line with Gu Liang's mind...... Dangdangdang~ Look at this jade pendant, it is ......"

"Okay, how much!"

"Well, this, 99,000 ......"

"Nine dollars!"

“…… Ahem, I'm ......."

"8 pieces of 5."

"Nine pieces."

"8 pieces."

"Okay, the deal, the cash, or a certain treasure, the penguin's son can be."

"Sweep the penguin's son!"

Wang Zi bought the jade pendant for eight yuan.

In fact, this jade pendant is nothing special, it is just an ordinary handicraft, and the wholesale price is about a few cents.

What she liked was the rope braided on the jade pendant, with a little aura, indicating that it was not an ordinary thing.

Ah, I deserve to be the protagonist, and I can meet a baby when I go shopping.

The monk watched Wang Zi leave, it's a pity, you can fool around, alas~ Eight yuan to buy a bottle of water, now the pulse has risen to 7 yuan a bottle, it is really a soaring price.

No, he has to fool a few more people, otherwise there will be no money for dinner this month.

He was looking down to tidy up the items on the stall, when he suddenly felt that the top of his head was dark, the sunlight was blocked, and his shiny head could not reflect the sunlight.

The monk looked up and saw that there were five more people in front of him, surrounding him.

"Emi Tofu, do you have a fancy for something?" The old monk said while secretly vigilant, this person is not good.

"We've got a crush on you!"

Suddenly, a person spoke, and as soon as the words fell, the scene was quiet.

Everyone looked at him in amazement, even his companions looked at him in amazement, as if to say: Wow, there's a big pervert here!

"Amitabha, sin, sin, poor monk...... Don't engage in base! The old monk raised his eyebrows, quickly stood up, and said hurriedly.

"Ahem, I just said the wrong thing, please come with us." His face was slightly red, but he hadn't forgotten the mission he had come to here, and as he spoke, he pulled out a small notebook from his bosom.

The words "Huaxia Special Events Management Office" were written on it, and a steel seal was stamped, indicating that they were from the official family.

"No, no, no, I won't go, I'm not going to do it, donors let me go, after all, I'm so old, I can't stand it."

After the old monk was slightly stunned, he immediately waved his hand and said, ignoring the little book.

There are more and more onlookers, they are pointing, so that a few people are a little pressured, this is a scenic spot, they don't dare to mess around.

"Since the master refuses to cooperate, then we have to do it ourselves." After speaking, the five of them grabbed the old monk at the same time.