It was night, the lights were dim, and some foggy nights, illuminated by the crescent moon, intertwined with the lights into a halo.

A hint of night breeze blows, swaying the willow branches in the park, rustling like a symphony of nature.

Under the tree, through the dim light, you can see a pair of glue-like dogs and men and women, doing an unknown national event called: Preparatory warm-up for the continuation of the human race.

It hurts, it really hurts, it's like being stabbed hundreds of times in the heart with a knife, and finally giving you a 360-degree drill for fire, turning without dead ends.

That kind of pain is difficult to comprehend, maybe only like-minded friends can understand that kind of mood, that kind of unwilling roar!

"Ugh..."

This sudden sigh, as if all the anger, sorrow, envy, jealousy and hatred of the emotion, are perfectly integrated, I have to say, this is really a magic work, a match made in heaven, a rare few times in the world!

A lonely figure, holding a convenience bag in his hand, as if abandoned by the world, walked alone, as if there was no end, and gradually began to be swallowed up by the dim light.

Just seeing this back, people can't help but feel sour in their eyes, because it's too lonely, too depressed, and too vicissitudes.

At a glance, you know that this back has gone through a lot of stories, and people can't help but resonate with each other, and comfort and comfort two sentences.

But if you were close to this back, you wouldn't think so!

"Dog men and women, dog men and women, the world is going down, if Nima is placed in ancient times, Lao Tzu will let you enter the pig cage in minutes and drown you...."

"Qixi Festival, Lao Tzu will never have this festival."

"Humph! Cowherd and Weaver Girl, Lao Tzu didn't believe that they only met once a year, and the two sides didn't steal people! ”

In the dim light, you can see that a handsome young man with black hair and black eyes, about sixteen or seventeen years old, is holding up a middle finger and slamming it on the two stars in the sky.

silent resistance, and finally grief and indignation, hiding his face and leaving; It can be seen that the corner of the eye overflows with a drop of crystal luster.

That's right, today is Qixi Festival, which is destined for some people to be happy and some to be sad, and it just so happens that Ye Chen is one of them.

"I'm back! Mom, the soy sauce is on the table for you. ”

After speaking, without waiting for anyone to reply, Ye Chen went directly back to his room, now, he wanted to vent his feelings, he went out to buy soy sauce before, even if it was only for a few minutes, but the damage to him was so painful.

Can't wait, Ye Chen turned on the computer, planning to play a game first and spend this damn Tanabata over.

Sixteen or seventeen years old, still a half-grown child, Ye Chen is similar to most other people of the same age, a little rebellious, not very sensible, like to be homely, and only a vague concept of all human feelings.

Yes, it's just a wanton rant on the Internet, real and virtual, like two parallel worlds, polarized.

In the virtuality, he sits and watches the situation and is invincible, but in reality, he is full of introversion, in addition to arguing with his parents, in front of outsiders, he doesn't even dare to speak too loudly.

Not to mention his girlfriend, when he mentions talking to girls, he blushes and can't hold back a word for a long time.

But if it is on the Internet, he can tell you how a human race evolved, as long as he can pull it, he can give you a clear and clear pull, and it will make you think he is right.

At this age, he is difficult to understand, and everything is immersed in his own world.

At the slightest trivial, he may yell at his parents, and he will be justified and taken for granted; Because your parents will never abandon you, you can squander your life unscrupulously, just because someone is behind your back, silently cleaning up the mess for you.

However, he doesn't understand, maybe only after experiencing pain, he knows how to stand up and how to face it.

I haven't logged in to the game yet, and a QQ group message flashed directly.

And the group name is also very riotous: single aristocrats.

"Damn, when I walked to the street today, I almost blinded Lao Tzu's 24K pure gold dog eyes, and there are dog men and women everywhere who love me and me, how do you live this day?"

"What's going on? Lao Tzu relies on his strength, why can't he live? ”

"That is, we are single aristocrats, do we need a girlfriend?"

"+1, as a single aristocrat, Lao Tzu is proud, Lao Tzu is floating."

"It makes sense, when Lao Tzu was 13 years old, junior high school did not go out to start a business, self-made, now the company's assets are hundreds of billions, years ago it was officially listed on the US stock exchange, Lao Tzu's company has 1,800 people, annual income of nearly 10 billion, net profit is several days of the island, my house is more than 23,000 square meters of multi-storey top luxury villas, with more than 5,000 square meters of golf course and private swimming pool.

Ferraris, Porsche, Lamborghini, Maserati and a few hundred of them are in garages, dusty more than a meter thick, as well as several private Boeing F2 fighter jets and an aircraft carrier battle group.

Lao Tzu himself is 180cm tall, handsome and chic, and a talent, but am I proud? Am I looking for a girlfriend? In this life, Lao Tzu wants to carry out the single nobles to the ground. ”

"Well said, look, look at how conscious Lao Yang is; Actually, I also hid one thing from everyone, and it seems that now, I have to say it.

Actually, my identity is Max Desimaya Himalayan OzawaMaria Jameson; I go to the group every day for guidance, take the subway that is repaired by hundreds of billions of yuan, and drink the natural soybeans grown by tens of millions of farmers and uncles without harm and by hand, and after hundreds of procedures, the soybean milk is ground into soymilk.

The Pacific Ocean is my swimming pool, when I'm unhappy, I always fly rockets, who still flies? The aircraft carriers were all eliminated by my family, and now I dive and play nuclear submarines.

In addition, half of the territory of England, Germany, and France is used by my family to live for servants, and the servants of my family alone are calculated in hundreds of millions, and the daily expenses can already buy New York....

But do I have pride? Do I have bloat? Let me tell you, I'm not showing off my wealth, but I want to tell you, in fact, I'm very low-key, ordinary people, I tell him! ”

"I'm sorry everyone, I'm on vacation on the moon right now...."

"The moon? I've heard that it's not very good, guys, I've found a planet at the edge of the galaxy that is similar to Earth, and I'm going to develop it and give it to everyone to enjoy! ”

", you're all big guys, I can't compare, it's just that I was accidentally impulsive because of an argument with my girlfriend, and I did some indescribable shameful things, so I squatted for six years, and I was released from prison today; After watching your conversation, I lit a cigarette, took a sharp puff, and then couldn't help but pick up the phone and call the warden, asking him to leave me a breakfast tomorrow, the same as before, slightly spicy, put less green onions, and live in the previous room, because I don't want to change because I am used to living, he will call someone to pick me up tomorrow. So, everyone get ready, in those six years, I have been further educated, I used to like to attack, but now I like to suffer, I only love the rich, I don't know which of you is more powerful! ”

The whole group fell silent for an instant.

"It's a dog, the little brother is willing to bow down, this benevolent brother is stimulated, and he can't climb high in the bottom, it seems that Qixi Festival not only hurt me, but also hurt you, hurt everyone."

"Big brother, be worshiped by the younger brother, your cow, my family can't compare, farewell."

"This master, may I ask how many years you have been cultivating? is so well-cultivated, just a few words, it is enough to see that this benevolent brother has a strong literary foundation, without decades of precipitation, it is difficult to express, I am not comparable to ordinary people! ”

"False like, false like."

"Prizes, prizes!"

God knows what this group has experienced, but because of Qixi Festival, it's just talking about singles, bragging, releasing the bad luck in my heart, what's wrong?

On bragging? Who was afraid?

“........”

Looking at the discussion of these bad friends, the corners of Ye Chen's mouth twitched, and then he disdained it and typed out a line directly.

"Remember, never try to defeat a fool because he will lower your IQ to the same level as him, and then defeat you with his experience, leaving you speechless and even having a doubtful idea of life.

This sentence is sent to all the fools present! ”

After typing this sentence, Ye Chen sneered, quite a kind of supreme artistic conception of brushing off his clothes and hiding his body and fame.

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Hereby declare: The timeline of this book is a fart, in addition, please take a look at the introduction!

The Exploding Fruit is too strong, I'll balance it out a bit!

In addition, this is very different from the farmer's last book (Pirates: A Song of the Misanthropy), so don't get confused, don't make a mistake, the pig's foot is going to become a navy, and you'll understand it if you read it for old readers!