Chapter 2 The Chinese team warms up with the Myanmar team! (1st Update)
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"Actually, I don't think I've changed much in the past two years." Lu Zhuhu was quite helpless about the reality of his current "image collapse", so he could only smile bitterly.
I haven't had a birthday yet, but I'm only 25 years old, and I haven't reached the peak of my career yet.
Lu Zhuhu's only roommate, a party of life and death, the father of the tiger girl, Du Cheng pouted: "What do you want me to say?" I told you earlier, don't leave Real Madrid, don't leave Real Madrid, what's there to play as a substitute? By this year, you've won three Champions Leagues! Who else will say about you in this group of wall grasses in China? ”
Lu Zhuhu smiled bitterly.
"Actually, your little, as long as you have grades, it's not a thing. Even if you want to say that Ning Shuangxiao and Xi'er's sister are both married, how big can it be? I've checked, there is an island country in the Pacific Ocean, you can go there to register your marriage, you can buy another island when the time comes, take them both over, and enjoy the blessings of all people......"
"......" Lu Zhuhu looked at him with a strange expression: "What are you doing studying this if you have nothing to do?" ”
"I'm not all for you yet!" Du Cheng was helpless.
Lu Zhuhu is not only not like the rumors say, a wife at home and a wife abroad, but it seems to have returned to the time when he was alone.
Who can two girls let go? I had to hide and see which of them gave up on himself first.
Friends in China, even his father, have seen that he has been with Ning Shuangxiao for so many years, and he has a good relationship with Miss Ning, so he naturally stands on Ning Shuangxiao's side.
Only Du Cheng knew how affectionate Lu Zhuhu was to Xi'er's sister back then, and he could understand the difficulty of Lu Zhuhu's choice. However, he and Hu Niu's mother also have a deeper friendship with Ning Shuangxiao: can you not blow the "pillow wind" to Lu Zhuhu, young master, I am already a buddy!
"There is indeed a little bit of domestic blackness, that is, your advertisements and variety shows are indeed too much, and even I can't watch it!"
Lu Zhuhu: "......"
Du Cheng shook his head and said: "Even the tiger girl knows and says: Why is every station Uncle Lu?" I don't look at it. ”
Lu Zhuhu sighed: "Even the tiger girl doesn't want to see me now!" ”
"She's all watching the NBA now, who wants to watch your childish variety shows, the host laughs like a retard, and you're more like a retarded than them."
Tiger Niu is 6 years old this year and can also "think independently", as for why she "snubbed" her former favorite Uncle Lu, the reason is obvious.
"Don't think about anything else during the World Cup, let's play with peace of mind. Miss Ning is at my house now, we will take care of her, you don't have to worry. This time she asked me to come, first, to see you, and second, to send you some clothes, to Russia, don't make it too cold like a sling, she doesn't help you take care of it, you have always been unkempt......"
Lu Zhuhu took the big package of Du's adult meat, and he was very guilty that he was so "scum" now, and Xiaoshuang's sister was still thinking about him. When I opened it, there was also the Armani suit that he had traveled to Brazil in 2014 and Berlin in 1936 - now ironed by Ning Shuangxiao, neatly folded, full of memories of the four seas.
To paraphrase the popular words of the two-dimensional teenagers: This dress is the body?
I, Lu Zhuhu, are back.
After completing the trip, Du Cheng groped in his pocket: "Those are Sister Xiaoshuang's intentions, and I still have my ......"
Lu Zhuhu was quite moved: "Young master, I know that even if I am the best for me, you are still the best for me!" ”
"Save you! The flesh is numb to death! Du Cheng rolled his eyes and lit up the ticket in his hand: "My high-speed rail ticket to Nanjing this time, please reimburse me now." ”
Lu Zhuhu: "......"
It's not a loss, it's a young master! It's realistic!
Lu Zhuhu should have thought that the other party was still this urine, sighed, and took out his mobile phone: "Say it, >."
"It's better to pay with the cloud, and I don't charge a fee for withdrawing with this."
Lu Zhuhu: "......"
Lu Zhuhu didn't install this thing, he could only download it with traffic, and Du Cheng said that it would not be in the way to wait for a few minutes. When he was bored, Lu Zhuhu suddenly remembered something: "Hey, the Pacific island country you just talked about-"
Du Chengqi leaned at him: "What's the matter, do you really want to register your marriage and marry two people?" ”
"No, I just remember, is the island country now ranked higher than our Chinese team?"
Du Cheng thought about it, could only admit this difficult fact, and nodded sadly.
“……”
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According to the latest FIFA national team rankings, the Chinese team has the latest points of 423 points, ranking down to 75th, and it has also been surpassed by the Syrian team in the AFC list, sliding to seventh place in Asia. In 2014, when the Chinese team was in the top 10, it was not surprising that the Chinese team could fall to this extent and the so-called "defending world champion", which was simply a big joke in the world, and it was not surprising that the Cape Verde Islands, Curacao, and Faroe Islands, which you may not be able to name, could not see the shadow.
This naturally has objective reasons, one is that the original points in the highlight period have expired and have been deducted, and the other is because Lu Zhuhu has been absent for more games, and the Chinese team often loses without him, and even in the China Cup in March, the 0-6 loss to the Welsh team can be called a big feat after the 1-5 Thai youth team.
Lu Zhuhu was also "lucky" to be injured - in the past two years, he has always been able to use all kinds of bizarre injuries to get the team's doctor's permission, get news or shoot commercials during the international break, so he has not reunited with his former Real Madrid team-mate Bale in China.
It's just that the domestic "anti-land tigers" do not think that the Chinese team can lose more decently with the land chasing tigers, and there is a high probability that under the backdrop of Bell, the fact that the land chasing tigers "has passed its peak" will be revealed.
Is Lu Zhuhu really past his peak?
It is undeniable that ignoring the Arsenal stage, even if he played well in the two years at Real Madrid, it was not as magical as the World Cup in '14. Why Lu Zhuhu was so godlike in that month - may always be an unsolved mystery.
On the evening of May 26, an international warm-up match before the World Cup started at the Jiangning Sports Center in Nanjing, and the Chinese team faced ......
Myanmar?!
The choice of this warm-up opponent still makes domestic fans very confused, the opponents in the same group are France, Peru, Denmark, which one do you let the poor buddies of Myanmar play?
Not to mention that it is now to prepare for the World Cup, even if there is no time period for a major tournament to play, you should not find Myanmar, which is ranked 135th in FIFA, to play!
The only explanation is that the national team needs to boost morale with a huge victory before leaving for Russia.
Fans ignore that every time a strong team warms up with the Chinese team before the World Cup, there are always bad things happening, such as the injured Huang Shanhong, the broken leg Cisse, and the French team that was humiliated by the Chinese team by a goal on the eve of the game......
So the strong team really didn't dare to warm up with the Chinese team......
There are three faces in the starting lineup that stand out for the eye.
One is the 38-year-old veteran captain Zheng Zhi.
One is Huang Zichang, a 21-year-old player of the Jiangsu Suning team.
The third, undoubtedly, is the land chasing tiger in the center of the whirlpool of public opinion.
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