"The old rule, come to the live broadcast with a few small dirty segments, liven up the atmosphere!"

Chen Mo said:

"One of my buddies said: In college, the school flower sells itself, 1,000 yuan an hour.

After hearing this, the dormitory boss said excitedly: Great, I have had a crush on her for many years! Finally a chance!

My buddy looked at the old avenue of the dormitory with contempt: That's 1,000 yuan an hour!

Your living expenses are only a few hundred yuan a month? Where does the money come from to play school flowers?

I saw the dormitory boss take out 20 yuan from his pocket and said excitedly:

I'll have 20 yuan enough, enough time! ”

"Poof......

"This dorm boss has a long enough time!"

"1,000 divided by 60 minutes equals about 16.67 yuan per minute, and 20 yuan is about the money of a minute."

"It's a minute! Give me a minute, I'll do school school a few times! ”

"Why is it that only my university is not so messy? I really want to join you guys and make a mess together! ”

"Don't think about it, it won't take more than a minute to undress, right?"

"As soon as you look at you, you have no experience! Take it off first and then count the clock! ”

“……”

A small dirty segment that I haven't heard for a long time comes out.

The atmosphere in the live broadcast room instantly became lively.

Chen Mo continued:

"Once I went to the library, I accidentally poured the Coke in my hand on the lap of the black silk girl next to me.

Before I could apologize.

The girl said angrily: "Damn! Don't have long eyes?

Lick the old lady clean! ”

The people around her are persuading her not to deceive people too much.

There are also those who say that they are gloating and want to see me embarrassed.

However.

My face pulled, and my heart was crossed.

Holding the legs of the black silk girl, licking wildly!

Licked from the soles of the feet to the root of the thighs!

Then he glanced contemptuously at the stunned black silk girl.

Walking calmly and calmly, he said:

"I've never heard such a glamorous request!

You made me lick this! ”

There was a round of applause behind him! ”

The sailors burst into laughter when they heard this.

"Hahahaha! That's a lot of fun! ”

"For Black Silk, this is a blessing!"

"Whenever I think of this, the hanging king will slap the wheelchair excitedly, wanting to stand up!"

"Poof...... Upstairs was shocked by the barrage! ”

After licking it, the hanging king found that the black silk had turned into white silk.

"it!"

"Nima! God barrage! ”

"666666, the picture sense is too strong!"

"How dirty is this girl, to be able to wear white silk into black silk!"

"Later, the king found out that the girl was not wearing stockings."

"If you don't wear stockings, what is black silk?"

"Leg hair!"

"Poofha......"

"Anyway, I'll take the Coke to the library to find the black silk first! Bye! ”

"Upstairs, you're still picky? I'm white, and I'm fine with shredded meat! Don't pick at all! ”

"Lao Tzu doesn't have silk, I can do it with bare legs!"

"Brothers above, is the signal from the hospital strong?"

It was brewed for a while.

Chen Mo turned on the [Sound Immersion] skill, with the next paragraph:

"Yesterday I saw a beautiful woman on the street.

A remote slid from her curvaceous body.

I quickly picked it up and was about to return it to her.

But I saw that her face was full of nervousness and looked at me shyly.

His breathing became very rapid, too.

I understood it in seconds!

My mind is full of those postures that the island country lady taught me! ”

At this time.

A pedestrian street immediately appeared in front of the eyes of all the sailors.

A charming, sexy young lady is looking at herself with a shyness on her face holding the remote control.

When they landed, all these sailors were excited!

"Good! That's a good joke! ”

"The hanging king has finally opened his mind!"

"Wow, I'm so excited to watch! This kind of real-life island country film plot is too cool! ”

"Go on! Don't stop! I'm going to !! ”

"Hang the king. Hurry up! I want to see the reaction of the little sister when the remote control is pressed! ”

Chen Mo couldn't help but curl the corners of his mouth slightly, and continued:

I smiled knowingly at the young lady and pressed the button excitedly.

Outcome......

The subway station next to it exploded. ”

And this time.

The scene of the explosion in the movie immediately appeared in front of the eyes of the sailors.

All sailors: "???? ”

The live broadcast room was quiet.

Fifteen seconds later.

The barrage exploded!

"! What is this special operation? ”

"It's a good ambiguous film, why did it suddenly become an anti-terrorism movie?"

"Hello? It's okay, I overturned, and there's just a steering wheel left. ”

"Hey, trailer? I didn't use it, this time the steering wheel was not lost, it was left. ”

"I knew that the king was not so kind!"

"My old waist has been flashed and can't move!"

At this time, a sailor commented in the barrage:

"Hanging King, did you watch the game where RNG played g2?

I'm mad! ”

"RNG has really become a joke, and one time is worse than EDG being hacked in a few years combined."

"EDG was sprayed before, it's a real dish, I hate iron and don't make steel, RNG is sprayed, it's my own work."

"Uzi is inflated!"

"After all, even if RNG loses to KT, everyone can continue to comfort and come back next year... But lost to G2 ...... There's no way to comfort ......."

"The top four in the LPL playoffs, any team can beat G2, right?"

"After looking at the inflated uzi, I realized that the factory director actually had something."

"I actually admire SKT's coach, the triple crown winner of Feike to show the water cooler to the P ghost. If this were in China, it would be terrible! The coach's mother is going to be scolded and bombed! ”

"So, Uzi is too inflated, faker is really stable!"

"The coach is a man of the backs. I went to watch the replay.

Uzi himself felt that the wheel mother was not good, so he chose Lucian, and the result was ......

Hey......"

"I really feel aggrieved! Originally, League of Legends RNG and ig had hopes of winning the championship, but now only ig remains. ”

When it comes to League of Legends games.

Especially the one where RNG played G2.

The barrage is unusually active.

These people are the same as Chen Mo.

Although it may not be a long time since I played lol.

But this kind of game will still be watched and supported.

Chen Mo thought for a moment and said:

"I won't comment much on this game.

Everyone just has a good idea.

But I do have a joke.

Listen up, everyone. ”

"On the evening of October 19th.

Wang: I, Wang Sicong, want my team to win the championship this year!! World Champion !! Is 1 million per person enough for your RNG?

Xiao Ming smiled contemptuously.

Wang: 5 million!

Xiaohu's expression changed slightly.

Wang: 10 million, let me tell you, I still speak more forcefully in China, if you want to come back safely, just be honest, let IG win, you get the money to go home is not good.

The five RNG looked at each other, but they couldn't resist the temptation and coercion, and they couldn't sleep all night.

October 20th

The five are mentally exhausted and hide this secret.

The second, the puppy suddenly flashed an idea, anyway, it's all about losing, who to lose is not losing, instead of giving it to ig for nothing, it's better to give this damn ig a stronger challenge, send the opposite G2 to win, go home early.

Just do it, the puppy did something he had never done before in front of so many people: face probing the grass!

The four teammates were shocked, why is this.

The puppy whispered his thoughts, and after a moment of silence among his teammates, he didn't expect Xiaohu to say: Agreed!

The other three also expressed their attitudes: Jian Hao, we support!

The next few handfuls, an unprecedented 4-1 Lucian, pressed the table, and the RNG five lost the game as they thought.

In the office, Wang Sicong and a person, Wang Sicong sat at the desk, but the person was sitting in the corner, wearing a hat, and his face could not be seen.

Wang: They deliberately lost the game, what should they do?

The man in the shadows: Don't worry, as long as the RNG goes home, IG will easily win the championship this year.

Wang: You donated so much money to my team this time, and you did a lot of money to SKT, spending a lot of money to make Faker the director of the orphanage, and to keep the IG champion, is it really nothing?

I saw that the man lifted his hood and smiled weirdly at Wang Sicong:

I don't have any other needs, I just ask IG to help me say on the podium after winning the championship: Lu Benwei, no, open up!! ”