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My Mythical Fighter
On this day, countless balls of light fell from the sky.
Zheng Yi was lucky to get one.
And then...... Out of control.
The orb of light is an altar......
γDing Dong...... Congratulations on using an iron rod as a sacrifice to summon the Monkey King. γ
[Ding Dong - Congratulations on using seven inflatable dolls as sacrifices to summon seven fairies. γ
[Ding Dong - Congratulations on using a tear as a sacrifice to summon Meng Jiangnu. γ
[Ding Dong - Congratulations on using a box of moon cakes as a sacrifice to summon Chang'e. γ
[Ding Dong - Congratulations on using a fan as a sacrifice to summon the Iron Fan Princess.] γ
[Ding Dong - Congratulations on using a light bulb as a sacrifice to summon the Golden Crowbird.] γ
[Ding Dong - Congratulations on using a snake as a sacrifice to summon a little dragon girl.] γ
[Ding Dong - Congratulations on using a bone as a sacrifice to summon a white bone spirit.] γ
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On the lawn of the park, a pair of dog men ......
Ahh
Suddenly, the woman spoke, she looked at the man and said, "Zheng Yi, I have something to say to you." β
"It's not going to break up with me, is it?" The man known as Zheng Yi smiled bitterly, he is twenty-five years old this year, three years after graduation, and still has achieved nothing, and her girlfriend Yue Hazy is his college classmate, and the two have been together for five years.
Right now...... Is there finally a showdown?
In fact, Zheng Yi had long expected this day.
After all, the moon is so beautiful, why live a hard life with a waste like him?
Only, why am I crying?
Zheng Yi wiped the corners of his eyes, and the sadness in his heart couldn't help but flow out.
"Zheng Yi, what nonsense are you talking about? Don't you want me anymore? However, to Zheng Yi's surprise, Yue Hazy crossed her hands on her hips, glared at Zheng Yi angrily, and said angrily with tears in her eyes, "You bastard, you've played enough with your mother, and now you're going to abandon me and find a new love, right?" Say, which vixen did you hook up with? β
Hearing the hazy questioning of the moon, Zheng Yi was stunned, this is not a routine?
Shouldn't it be said, Zheng Yi, the old lady has been with you for five years, living in a dilapidated rental house for the past five years, eating chaff vegetables, not wearing a new dress, wearing a beautiful jewelry, the old lady has long been fed up, and the old lady is going to break up with you?
"Bastard, are you talking?" Seeing that Zheng Yi was stunned in place and didn't speak, the moon was even more sad, crying even harder, and tears flowed out as if he didn't want money.
Zheng Yi, who couldn't stand his girlfriend's tears the most, saw this scene and hurriedly comforted, "No, don't think about it, how can I find a new love?" And just the way I look, to be honest, it's not that I'm self-deprecating, there's really no vixen who can look down on me. Unless that fox gets in the water in its head! β
......Hearing this, Yue Hazy burst into tears and smiled, pouting and asking, "Since you haven't found a new love, what do you mean by what you said before?" β
"I ...... I don't think I'm too useless, you've endured me for so many years, and finally you can't help it, and you want to kick me to live a good life? Zheng Yi said weakly, he was a little embarrassed.
"Hmph, you are delusional, Zheng Yi, let me tell you, you will never want to escape my mother and my five finger mountain in your life." Yue Hazy snorted coldly and said, "Moreover, don't think that I haven't watched the network of male frequency, you want me to abandon you and break your heart, and then you will work hard, work hard, and reach the peak of life?" It's good to slap me in the face, right? β
Hearing the hazy delusion of the moon, the corners of Zheng Yi's mouth twitched, "Hazy, you can also associate this too much, right?" Reality is not, how can there be such an unreliable plot? Besides, what a waste of slapping your face so beautifully, you should ......"
"." Looking at Zheng Yi's obscene eyes scanning his buttocks, the moon was hazy and ashamed, and thought of some pictures of palms that were inappropriate for children.
The two have been together for five years, so naturally it is impossible for them to remain innocent.
But the hazy character of the moon is like this, easy to be shy.
Even if it is an old husband and wife, Zheng Yi will not be allowed to unlock more postures.
"Hee-hee-hee-......" Hearing Yue Hazy's scolding, Zheng Yi smiled shamelessly, turned over and pressed on Yue Hazy's body, bowed his head and prepared to ......
"Oh, you're going to die?" When he felt Zheng Yi's restless little paw on his chest, he was ready to continue...... With a force, Yue Hazy pushed Zheng Yi back and scolded angrily, "What should I do if I am seen?" β
"Then you mean, no one sees it and ......"
"Hmph, no one can see it." Moon Hazy snorted coldly, "You big pervert." β
"Hee-hee, it's really my girlfriend who knows I'm 'big'." Zheng Yi smiled shamelessly.
"You......" Yue shook her head dimly, she wanted to say something, but when she thought that she was going to leave today, her expression began to feel sad again, if she could, she didn't want to leave, but her mother at home had already given an ultimatum, and she couldn't help it.
"Hazy, are you alright?" Finding that Yue Hazy's face suddenly deteriorated, Zheng Yi was very anxious, thinking that his actions just now made her angry, so anxious he looked left and right to see where the washboard was, but remembered that this was not at home, and finally knelt on the lawn with a plop, and said to Yue Hazy, "Hazy, I was wrong, I shouldn't have done that to you, please don't be angry." β
Anyway, I've knelt many times, Zheng Yi is called a skilled.
Perhaps, this is very spineless.
However, as an ordinary man, it is not easy to have a beautiful girlfriend, what if you run away with someone?
"Why are you kneeling again?" Seeing Zheng Yi kneeling, Yue Hazy shook her head, in fact, she is a very good woman, she has never let Zheng Yi kneel, Zheng Yi basically takes the initiative every time he kneels, because he did something that made Yue Hazy angry.
And he has no money, so he can't use the three-character mantra "buy, buy, buy" to please women like some rich people, so there is only one thing left to kneel and beg for mercy.
Helping Zheng Yi up, Yue Hazy said, "Zheng Yi, how many times have I told you, men have gold under their knees, don't kneel for others casually!" β
"But you're no one else, you're my wife." Zheng Yi hugged the moon hazy hard, and said categorically, "You are my woman, and it is only right for me to kneel to my own woman." β
"Zheng Yi, do I want to be dirty or ......" Yue was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Why do I always think that what you say is ambiguous?" β
"Ahem, how is that possible." Zheng Yi denied, "I definitely didn't mean to say exercise in bed......"
"Okay, you ......" Yue Hazy heard this, her face blushed, and she was about to hit Zheng Yi.
Zheng Yi quickly reached out and grabbed the hazy arm.
Under the moonlight, the four eyes met, and the two couldn't help but slowly approach and kissed......
This kiss, the sky is dark, this kiss, the sea is dry and rotten, this kiss, until suffocation......
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For a long time, the lips parted.
The two sat back on the lawn.
The moon looked at the silent starry sky and said to Zheng Yi, "Zheng Yi, what I want to tell you is that I am leaving, just tonight." β
"Let's go? What do you mean? Zheng Yi was startled, bounced off the lawn, stared at the moon with wide eyes, and said, "You don't want me anymore?" β
"Oh, sit down." Holding Zheng Yi's hands and letting him sit down next to him, Yue Hazy tilted her head and leaned on Zheng Yi's shoulder, and whispered, "Actually, my mother contacted me and said that she had found me a job and asked me to go back." β
"Looking for a job? But you also have a job here, huh? Zheng Yi said as he put his arm around Yue's hazy shoulder.
"Yes, I also have a job here, but what is 3,000 yuan a month for?" The moon shook her head dimly, love is beautiful, but if there is no material support, you can't even live a basic life, who has time to be qualified to talk about love?
"I'm sorry......" Hearing this, Zheng Yi bowed his head, he knew that it was his fault. Who made themselves too useless? Write for three years, the first year of signing can't be done, the second year can finally be signed, but not even a test of the water, finally to the third year, mixed with a test of the water, and then run naked on the shelf, become the most popular street in the street of the small street of the street.
After that, I also wanted to look for a job.
However, after three years of life, he has become a salted fish who can only code words, so his job search has failed.
Only the moon is hazy, and it has been silently encouraging and supporting him.
He knew that he had no talent, so he could only rely on hard work, but the facts told him that hard work could not be eaten.
So, even if Yue Hazy really wants to break up with him, he has nothing to say.
After all, why should such a beautiful woman follow such a useless you?
During the writing period, he also read a lot.
At the beginning of many cities, a beautiful girlfriend gave up her boyfriend and ran away with the rich second generation.
Then, this woman was scolded by various readers for Bichi, a worshipper of money.
However, for Zheng Yi, this is a matter of course, isn't it?
You are nothing, why do you have a woman who is no longer a place and can still be favored by the rich second generation?
can be favored by the rich second generation, and you can imagine how beautiful the other party is, right?
Isn't it normal for you to kick useless such a woman?
What man doesn't want his woman to be a beauty?
In the same way, what woman doesn't want her man to be capable?
The initial choice was not necessarily correct, your own weakness led to your girlfriend's betrayal, her fault?
The above is normal, so Zheng Yi has to thank Yue Hazy even more, he is so useless, the other party still chooses to believe in himself as always, not to abandon or give up, Zheng Yi swore in his heart that he must work hard to become a god, earn one million a month, and let Yue Hazy live a good life.
"By the way, Hazy, what kind of job did your parents find you?" Zheng Yi asked.
"Secretary." Moon Hazy replied.
"What?" Zheng Yi's eyes widened, "No, absolutely not, you can't be a secretary." β
Zheng Yi's reaction was very big, nonsense, as a generation of people who were investigated for drugs on the Internet, he knows a famous saying - there is something to do as a secretary, nothing to do as a secretary, how can he let his wife be a secretary for someone else?
Absolutely not.
Looking at Zheng Yi's fierce reaction, Yue Hazy knew that this guy's head was starting to defile, shook his head and explained, "That's my own uncle." β
"What's your uncle?" Zheng Yi was stunned.
"I'm going to be a secretary!" Moon Hazy shrugged her shoulders.
"That's it~~" Zheng Yi breathed a sigh of relief, and then shook his head, "Uncle can't do it either." β
"Okay, okay, then I'm not a secretary, let my uncle arrange another position for me, okay?" Yue Hazy shook her head, her boyfriend, everything is good, but he is too possessive.
When she usually goes out, she is not allowed to wear a knee skirt and wear an off-the-shoulder outfit.
Now I'm jealous even as a secretary?
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