Chapter 4: Trouble
": Miss, you rest, Haruka go and report the good news to the old lady."
As soon as Chunxiang walked out of the ancestral hall, she saw two or three witches walking in the distance, followed by Xiangguo and his wife on crutches.
Madame asked eagerly, "What is the matter?" ”
"Miss is alive!" Haruka excitedly shook Madame's hand.
"Really? My son is not dead? The lady was overjoyed, folded her hands and prayed, "The heavens have eyes, ..... Haruka, take me to see my son! ”
Haruka wrung her clothes with her hands and replied, "It's just... The young lady has a different temperament than in the past. ”
"How?"
"There is some madness in his speech, and he says things that the slave and maid do not understand."
Madame wept, "I must be frightened, let the mage go in and exorcise the evil spirit." Then he said to Xiangguo: "The doctor in this house is absolutely useless, and almost let Li Niang die in Huangquan." ”
Xiangguo immediately instructed his subordinates: "Immediately change a new batch of doctors to the mansion." ”
"Oh no!!" The subordinates who had just gone to carry out the order turned back one after another, shouting in their mouths: "Miss lost her temper and smashed the mourning hall." ”
Chunxiang and his wife were shocked, and the group hurried to the door of the mourning hall, at this time, the mourning hall was already unrecognizable, all the funeral items were destroyed by Du Huanting, and the ground was in a mess.....
And she, on the other hand, was tearing her clothes and headdress in a fit of rage.
"Damn it!"
She ripped off the last flower and turned to run towards the door, but Haruka hurriedly stopped her and didn't let her out.
"What's wrong with you, miss."
"I'm going home!" As she spoke, she broke free from Haruka's hand and wanted to run out.
"Son, your home is here, I am your mother." The old lady grabbed Du Huanting's hands and shouted happily at Chunxiang, "All this is true, my son is still there!" ”
Du Huanting shook off her wife's hand and shouted viciously: "Old woman, get out of the way, I want to go home!" ”
Madame was taken aback and said hesitantly, "Liniang--- your home is here, and Xiangguofu is your home." ”
"Nonsense, this place of the hell.... I can't use personal coins, and I can't swipe black or cards, so I don't want to stay here! ”
Listening to Du Huanting's words, the lady almost fainted, she looked back at the witches expectantly, and said anxiously: "Master, save my daughter." ”
Several witches began to shake the bell in their hands, sang the Divine Comedy in their mouths, and sang for a while, approaching Du Huanting, and several people surrounded her and sang in unison:
"Hey--- Du Qianjin! Come back soon~"
"Hey--- daughter of Xiangguo! Go home and reunite together~"
"Three hey--- Du Li Niang! The master in the center of the house~"
..........
"Ahh The witch who took the lead screamed miserably, and was hit in the head by the Ula shoe, and Du Huanting took off another shoe and hit him on the head.
"Sing! Sing! Keep singing. ”
All the witches stepped forward to stop them, and Du Huanting yelled at them: "Don't move, otherwise you will be beaten together." ”
The witches were frightened and stupid, motionless, watching Du Huanting chase their heads and run around the house.
When the old lady saw this scene, she was too frightened and fainted, and Chunxiang hurriedly hugged her and cried and shouted, "Miss, don't fight!" ”
Wu Wu covered her head and hugged her head and ran away, hiding in Tibet, and finally hiding behind Chunxiang, Du Huanting only cared about taking advantage of the victory to pursue, and accidentally missed and hit Chunxiang's head.
Haruka gasped and cried out in pain.
Du Huanting was furious, and scolded the people behind Chunxiang: "You are a bad seed, you actually hide behind a woman, see how I teach you!" ”
So, Du Huanting and Wu Wu chased me again.
"Spare ---"
"Spare ----"
"Help-----
Seeing that the leader was being bullied so embarrassed, the rest of the witches looked at each other, and they discussed for a while. walked towards Du Huanting.
"What are you going to do?" She stopped and asked.
"Lift!"
As he spoke, the witches lifted Du Huanting up and walked around the house as if they were paraded through the streets, and the leader also returned to the team when he saw the situation and continued to lead the singing.
Du Huanting was like a loach, rolling around in their hands, she kicked her legs hard, and shouted: "... Eh, the gentleman doesn't move his mouth, you let me down. ”
Seeing that Wu Wu ignored her words, Du Huanting shifted her target and asked Chunxiang for help: "Chunxiang.... Xiang'er, hurry! Let them let me down. ”
"Just let them summon you spirits," Haruka said worriedly, "You've been talking nonsense."
Seeing that Chunxiang was reluctant to help her, Du Huanting said coquettishly, "Good Xiang'er, help me!" It's hard for me! "Make a painful face.
"Then the young lady promises not to mess around."
"Promise--- if you mess around again, you'll take me out and throw me away..."
.......
"Miss is a daughter, don't say such things." Chunxiang motioned for the witches to put Du Huanting down. That's when her chance came. Taking advantage of the opportunity for Haruka's mind to relax, she stepped over in three steps and two steps, and quickly strangled her white neck with her arms.
Chunxiang shouted sadly: "Miss, you are too laid!" Say yes and stop messing around. ”
"I didn't mean to hurt you! Tell me how to get out of here, or I'll have to take you with me. ”
"Where are you going? The Prime Minister's Mansion is heavily guarded, and people outside can't get in, and people inside can't get out. Even if the young lady goes out, she will be caught by the old man. ”
These words are like a slap in the face, and Du Huanting seems to make sense when she thinks about it carefully. This is Tang Xianzu's play "The Peony Pavilion", and her identity is Du Liniang, the daughter of the Yuan Dynasty Xiangguo Mansion. is no longer the modern Du Huanting who eats and drinks and spends all day drinking.
"Chunxiang, answer me honestly, are we a rich family."
Chunxiang nodded and replied in a dumb voice: "It's not just a rich family----- Du Xiangguo is the prime minister of the dynasty, and Miss is the lady of the sky." ”
Du Huanting was overjoyed, so what did she run? Glory and wealth are in front of you, wouldn't it be more stupid than a donkey to go back to be a working girl?
"Grandpa Tang manifests, thank you for the immortal work you left for future generations. I will live up to your good intentions and enjoy the luxury. She meditated in her heart, put her hands on her chest, and learned to pray in the West.
"Haruka, I'm not leaving---"
Then came the grunting sound of hunger.
"It's good to prepare food, I'm hungry right now."
Haruka was overjoyed and said, "Miss, your soul has returned?" ”
Du Huanting pretended to say: "Yes, Chunxiang, take me back to the boudoir, prepare some food for me by the way, and bring it to my room." ”
"It's Miss ---!"