18

"Boss !!"

Wu Xiaolang was a little hungry, and was pinching the drunkard peanuts on the coffee table to eat, when suddenly a howl came from his ears, and then a pair of greasy hands grabbed his hands tightly.

"You... What do you want to do?! ”

Wu Xiaolang pulled away Brother Haonan's hand vigorously, crossed his arms to protect his chest, and looked ashamed, like a girl who had been insulted.

"Great God! You're amazing! I've decided to mess with you! From now on you will be my boss! Brother Hao Nan grabbed Wu Xiaolang's slender little hand again, and tears of excitement actually flowed out of his eyes: "Great God, please bring ......"

The little brothers next to them didn't feel anything different when they saw that the boss was so undisciplined, on the contrary, they all cautiously came to Wu Xiaolang's side and patted Wu Xiaolang's ass seriously and sincerely.

"Great God, you are really blowing up the sky!"

"Great God, you are my idol!"

"Okami, do you have a girlfriend?"

“…… If you don't have one, do you want to find one, and if you do, do you want to change one? ”

…………

"Forehead ......"

Wu Xiaolang, who was surrounded by everyone, was full of black lines, he really couldn't deal with these fierce gods, and his arms and chest were full of tattooed guys' courtesy.

"Hey! I said you, don't patronize the boss by hugging your thighs, now I'm also bringing you platinum, you have to talk about the medical expenses, don't ask us for it! The fat man stepped forward and said with a smug face.

"Don't! Of course not! ”

Brother Haonan and the younger brothers shook their heads, and then hugged Wu Xiaolang with a handful of snot and tears: "Please have mercy on us and be our boss!" ”

"Xiao Yu, or you will accept this group of little brothers! Hey! The fat man coaxed to the side.

Wu Xiaolang smiled bitterly and said to Haonan and the others: "I'm just a student, I don't want to join the underworld." But if you have time, I'll point you out, and it's no problem to take you, and we'll not know each other! ”

Wu Xiaolang guessed that Haonan was the boss in their mouths, but they were used to calling powerful people in the mixed society, which may mean apprenticeship or begging, and they didn't really want him to be the head of the underworld......

"Haha! With the boss, your words are enough! ”

Brother Hao Nan immediately laughed, he raised his hand and snapped his fingers, and immediately a little brother brought a few glasses of red wine.

"There is a boss who teaches us to play games and takes us to play games, and one day all the people on our East Street will play to the platinum rank! Don't worry, boss, if you have any trouble from now on, just tell us to do it! Come, let's have a drink to the boss! ”

As he spoke, Brother Hao Nan raised his glass.

Seeing that the fat man also picked up the wine glass, Wu Xiaolang hurriedly threw the few remaining peanuts in his hand into his mouth, clapped his hands, and also picked up the wine glass.

"Cheers!"

Everyone raised their glasses and drank together, and finished in one gulp.

Drink the red wine out of the atmosphere of the second pot...... Wu Xiaolang is also inexplicable.

"Haha! We've got the boss! When the time comes, we will definitely be able to abuse the people on West Street into dogs! ”

Putting down the wine glass, Brother Hao Nan and the little brothers laughed triumphantly.

"West Street mourning? Do you have any festivals? The fat man asked curiously.

"Oh, our pedestrian street is divided into East and West Streets from the center, East Street is our Haonange's territory, and West Street is the territory of the mourning Biao." A younger brother said disdainfully.

"Since the Honor of Kings mobile game became popular, we will gather at the tea restaurant in the street every once in a while to play a few games!" The other junior brother pouted.

Brother Hao Nan said with a bit of a big brother's tone: "The younger brothers on their side are also in the order silver rank, so we have won and lost the previous few games. Slowly lighting a cigarette, he continued: "I was originally the same as Fu Biao's rank, both of them were the rank of Golden Two. But just a few days ago, I got the news that Fu Biao seems to have broken through to the rank of Golden One! I've been hesitating to break through the ranks these days, but I didn't expect to meet you, the boss! ”

"Now you can crush Wu Biao in the rank! Boss, you are really my nobleman! Brother Hao Nan looked at Wu Xiaolang gratefully.

And Wu Xiaolang and the fat man couldn't help but look at each other.

What the hell is going on? Is it not realistic for the underworld to grab turf now, and use games to draw turf instead?

…… It's very coquettish when you think about it.

But after thinking about it carefully, Wu Xiaolang also understood that the reality is not a Hong Kong Crazy Boy movie. What age is it now, and where is there still a land occupation? The so-called East Street Anti-Hegemony and West Street Double Flower Red Stick are just names on face.

Even if it is in the East Street area, Haonan They left this billiard room, and they had to pay for a bowl of Shaxian, so they didn't give money to try?

Since there is no conflict of actual interests in the territory, there is no need for everyone to fight and kill, and it is also very pleasant to fight in the game!

"When is the next time you play against Fu Biao?" Wu Xiaolang asked casually.

"At the end of this month, boss, are you going to come and help?!"

Everyone's eyes lit up.

"Let's see if I'm free." Wu Xiaolang said lightly, "But I can teach you a set of outfit ideas, at least you can always have an advantage in equipment during the game, and it is also conducive to your usual ranking." ”

"Boss, please advise!"

Brother Hao Nan and all the younger brothers opened the memo interface of the mobile phone with a brush, and the movements were neat and fast, comparable to that of special forces.

In the process of teaching them to dress, Wu Xiaolang also became familiar with everyone, and the content of the conversation became casual.

After some inquiry, what surprised Wu Xiaolang was that the 8,000 medical expenses they asked Wu Xiaolang for before were not deliberately blackmailing Wu Xiaolang, but really spent 8,000 medical expenses.

It turned out that the brother who was controlled by Wu Xiaolang to hit the telephone pole was called Qiangzi, and after hitting the telephone pole in the morning, he fainted on the side of the road, and there happened to be an empty ambulance passing by the bus stop, so a good Samaritan stopped the ambulance, and the doctors and nurses inside didn't say a word, and got off the car and loaded people into the ambulance.

But this ambulance belongs to a private black-hearted hospital, which is the kind of department that specializes in andrology, gynecology and venereal diseases, and now it's okay, after the comatose hadron was pulled to the hospital, he did a whole set of various tests before he woke up, checking hepatitis, AIDS, and blood sugar...... CT, chest X-ray, X-ray...... I almost got my skin cut.

Fortunately, he woke up in time and kept his skin for more than 20 years......

As a result, in the end, he was plastered with less than five yuan of medicinal wine and gauze on his head, but the cost of various examinations and miscellaneous items was more than 8,000!

…………

"Damn, it's so dark!"

Wu Xiaolang and Fat Man, two high school students who are not deeply involved in the world, were inevitably surprised when they heard this kind of thing.

"There's even darker!" Brother Hao Nan waved his hand, "Don't talk about this disappointment, come, drink, eat peanuts!" ”

Wu Xiaolang looked at the depressed Qiangzi, and said with some guilt: "I'm sorry, I hurt you ...... by breaking the bill, and I almost hurt you."

He wanted to say that the hadron who was almost harmed had no skin, but when he thought about it, it was better not to mention this kind of thing.

"Don't say that, boss, it's also my fault, I shouldn't steal other people's mobile phones......" Qiangzi scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "The main thing is that when I was on the bus, I saw those elementary school students playing in the queue, so I thought about stealing their mobile phones, don't let them continue to cheat people...... It's me who is too impulsive! ”

"! That's what Xiao Yu is wrong about! The strong son is learning from Lei Feng to do good deeds! The fat man immediately complained to Wu Xiaolang.

"I wanted to know earlier that the elementary school student also played Glory of Kings, so I wouldn't be silent!" Wu Xiaolang couldn't cry or laugh.

It was getting late, Wu Xiaolang and the fat man turned down Brother Haonan's request for dinner and planned to go home, and everyone left each other's contact information.

After some pleasant contact, Wu Xiaolang could see that these people were not only bad, but also very cute.

"Brother Haonan is not good!"

Just when Brother Hao Nan and the others sent Wu Xiaolang and the fat man to the staircase, a little brother ran over with a panicked face.

"What's wrong?" Brother Hao Nan frowned and asked.

"Your grandmother, her old man, is here again!"

After the little brother finished speaking, Brother Haonan's face immediately turned pale.

"You tell her I'm not sending her home!"

"I said it, but she didn't listen, she didn't say she smelled you......"

Brother Hao Nan sniffed his clothes with a bitter face.

"Little, come out for me!"

At that moment, an old but neutral call came from the stairwell.

"Oops!"

When Brother Hao Nan heard this voice, he stomped his feet in a hurry, turned around and hid behind the sofa in the room.

Wu Xiaolang and the fat man glanced at each other, tacitly knowing that this "little" is probably Brother Haonan's milk name, and the taste is really heavy.

Just thinking about it, two younger brothers downstairs went upstairs with a gray-haired but energetic grandmother on crutches.

The two little brothers also looked embarrassed and wanted to stop the grandmother, but they didn't dare to stop them.

Wu Xiaolang and the fat man immediately stepped aside, and after the old grandmother went upstairs, she sniffed around with her nose cocked, and immediately walked straight to the sofa where Brother Hao Nan was hiding.

"Little, you have had a smell of eggs since you were a child! Still want to hide from me? ”

Wu Xiaolang and the fat man couldn't help but sniff when they heard this......

While talking, the old grandmother pulled out Brother Haonan, who was still handsome just now, and Brother Haonan, who was still dashing just now, completely became a angry bag at this time, his face was like a bitter melon, and he looked at the grandmother's eyes helplessly and scared.

"Messing around again! I told you to bastard here! I told you to bastard here! ”

The old grandmother scolded, and actually began to raise her crutches and hit Brother Haonan's buttocks, and hit it, Brother Haonan jumped.

"Grandma! I didn't mix! I'm here to play billiards! ”

Brother Hao Nan was beaten by his grandmother and explained while jumping.

"You're lying to me! You say you can't just go out and get a serious job? See if I don't kill you! ”

Grandma doesn't seem to have caught Brother Haonan for the first time, the fight is very rhythmic, the route is also very accurate, Brother Haonan is slowly jumping outside.

"Ahh Grandmother! Hurt! ”

"You know it hurts?"

………

After Brother Hao Nan jumped in front of Wu Xiaolang and the fat man, and jumped downstairs, a little brother leisurely explained to the two people with a confused face: "Brother Hao Nan's parents died early, and he was brought up by his grandmother with a handful of and urine, so he is most afraid of his grandmother." Grandma is very good, she used to open a wonton shop on East Street, and the wontons she made were delicious......"

After the little brother finished speaking, he unconsciously smacked his mouth.

Too lazy to pay attention to these logically confused little brothers, Wu Xiaolang and the fat man left here with sympathy for Brother Haonan.

"Fatty, why do you always sigh? Also pretended. Forced sample? ”

After coming to the street, Wu Xiaolang looked at the fat man with a deep face and couldn't help asking.

"Hey! As soon as I saw the scene between Brother Hao Nan and his grandmother, I suddenly had an understanding! ”

The fat man looked up at the sky.

"What do you feel?"

"You can't pretend to be too many. Force, because you pretend to be bullish. Forced, in front of some people, it is also a grandson or son who can be beaten and scolded at will! ”

"Incisive!"

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(Many brothers ask the author what rank he has, and here is a unified answer.) The author Jun is currently only in the rank of diamond two, and he has only played a few sixteen or seventy games this season, mainly because he has no time to play the ranking, and he has to write a novel after work, and now he is double open...... However, the author has been playing for a long time, and he has come from the pit step by step.

In the first season, he insisted on only playing mage, and he was abused in various ways, and the win rate was miserable, hovering in the silver rank; In the second season, he still insisted on mage, but with some progress, he played platinum three alive; After two seasons of tempering, this season's author's technical awareness has been put in place, and the winning rate has also come up, and the highest proficiency is Han Xin Miyamoto, with a winning rate of 65+, as long as there is time, it should not be difficult to be the king.

In addition, the author suggests that novice players must have a good mentality when playing games, focus on entertainment, and don't care about pits, everyone has pits. There is always a process that never arrives, and it makes sense to look back at this process when you are proficient. Also, don't delay your business or lose your body because of playing games, you must master a reasonable game time, don't indulge! ）