"Who are you?!" The slightly obscene uncle looked at me with a confused expression and asked again.

He's meowing, this thing still dares to ask who I am? Doesn't he know that this is my family's territory? Dare to get into the statue of God, even the most basic morality of being a human being is a zombie!! That god statue, but only an inheritor like me can drill it! Damn it!

"I want to ask who you are!"

I crawled out from under the wooden table, keeping a certain distance from the lewd uncle. The devil knows if this tank top uncle will hide some dangerous weapon in his private parts, and then coldly take it out and stab me twice.

"Me?"

The lewd uncle was stunned for a moment, obviously not understanding my words. After a while, after he stared left and right for a while, he showed a sudden realization and slapped his head hard.

"Damn! How did I get to such a place! ”

Looking at the waistcoat uncle sitting under the wooden table with a twitch out of the corner of my eye, I took a few steps back. This obscene uncle, how did he get here?! No matter how you look at it, he got into the statue himself!

For this perverted and deranged uncle, I cautiously touched the phone in my pocket. The outdated Nokia in my pocket might be able to help me today. Don't worry, I won't use it to smash people, but will call the police like a normal human.

Pressing 110 without looking at your phone may be difficult to do with a smartphone, but it is extremely easy for me as an outdated phone. Now I just press the dial key with my thumb and I have a strong backing, so I'm a little calmer.

"One last time, who are you? And what are you doing in my idol? ”

I held the phone in my hand, squatted a few meters away from my uncle, looked at my uncle and asked. My adrenaline was like a whining train, racing through my veins, giving me extraordinary courage and fearlessness. I believe that in this state, I am capable of facing any situation.

However, the obscene uncle in front of him just looked left and right for a while, and after finding that I was the only one around, he looked at me and said:

"I am God in your eyes. I'm here to help you save the world. ”

"Huh?!"

I looked at the lewd uncle with a bewildered expression and let out a surprised sound. The hand that was holding the mobile phone tightly was also frightened to let go because of the uncle's speech. And the sturdy board machine also fell on the floor, smashing the floor into a small dent.

"Hey, hey, scared you? I've just crossed over.,My head isn't very good yet.。。 ”

The obscene uncle, with a lewd smile on his face, made a lewd sound, which made me shiver inexplicably.

"You're not having a bad head! This can be rebuilt! Say it! Who are you? ”

Watching my uncle come out from under the table, I unconsciously stepped back a little again, always keeping a certain distance from him. If it was bad enough that I was bullied twice by two violent women today, the current scene is even more miserable.

"Didn't I say that? I am God. Or you can call me a savior. Or... ”

The lewd uncle stood up and patted his vest and shorts. After sorting out the clothes that didn't need to be sorted out in the first place, his look changed and instantly became serious! For a while, a kind of fearless pride that looked at the world suddenly arose from him! Then he looked at me like this, and said to me seriously:

"You can also call us the true god!"

"I burn your dreams! What the hell is Fang Zhenshen?! ”

I cursed loudly, then turned around and picked up the phone on the floor, running outside the temple to call the police!

I'm not impressed by the obscene uncle's sudden change of painting style. I still don't know who he is, but I know very well that he must be a psychopath! And I'm so sick! It's a neurotic wanted in a psychiatric hospital!

"Wait, wait, wait! Let me ask you something! Are you a descendant of Zongzheng? ”

Seeing me running out the door, the obscene uncle actually stepped on his slippers and chased after me!

Depend on! I'm not in a hurry to make syrup, why are you chasing me!

Thinking so, I suddenly noticed the message in his words. Wait a minute, how did he know that I was a descendant of the Zongzheng family?

After braking suddenly, I stopped my crazy pace and turned my head to look at the uncle suspiciously.

"How do you know that I am a descendant of the Zongzheng family?"

"I told you, I'm God. Of course I know these things. ”

The uncle, who claimed to be Fang Zhenshen, clasped his nose with his little thumb and said with a natural expression. It's just that his appearance has nothing to do with the title of "god".

"And the main purpose of my coming here this time is to inform your Zongzheng family that if you don't do something, this world will be destroyed."

The uncle, who played the boogers in his hand at random in my temple, once again said words that I couldn't understand. Damn it! If you really want to be a god, then pick up the boogers for me and eat them first!

"Don't believe it!"

Glancing twitching at the black filth on the floor, I turned my head and ran wildly again. To be honest, I, an ordinary and ordinary high school student, would definitely wake up from my dream immediately if I encountered this kind of thing, not to mention that I haven't dreamed yet? And if I had believed the nonsense of such people, I would have been abducted and trafficked into the ravines and ravines! It is impossible to grow up healthy and safe to the age of 17!

Just as I was getting closer and closer to the wooden door of the ruined temple and was about to flee from here, I heard a familiar voice from outside the door.

"Xiao Si Chen, what the True God Lord said is true."

With my surprised expression, my grandfather slowly pushed open the wooden door and appeared in front of my eyes. And when I heard my grandfather's words, I had to temporarily stop the pace of escape, and watched in amazement as my grandfather walked step by step in front of the obscene uncle, slowly knelt down, and said respectfully:

"The six kings of Zongzheng pay homage to Fang Zhenshen."

I was stunned in place, and suddenly remembered what my grandfather had said in the morning.

[Xiao Sichen, go to the temple after school in the evening, grandpa has something to show you. 】

It turns out that grandpa, are you just going to show me this strange picture?! Did you go to some club with a special fetish and be broken to Alzheimer's! Damn it!