Qin Bei pressed his hands and looked at the students below.

At the same time, his gaze swept over the faces of the three teachers.

Looking at the graceful appearance of those three teachers, they were clearly ready to come over to see Qin Bei's jokes!

Okay, you want to see my jokes, right?

I'm not going to give you that chance today!

After a while, the class finally fell silent.

The students below basically looked at Qin Bei with a curious gaze, as if they wanted to know how Qin Bei was going to give a lecture.

Of course, there was no shortage of students waiting to see the jokes, as well as the three teachers who hid knives in their smiles.

"The course of acupuncture is very difficult to talk about, and when you talk to students about acupuncture and acupuncture points, they are a bit too empty and difficult to understand." A teacher said.

Another teacher said: "Speaking of falsehood, which course of Chinese medicine is not false? Is the basic theory of TCM false? Is the four diagnoses and eight outlines of TCM diagnostics false? Is it true that the cold and heat on the outside are empty? It's just that acupuncture is a practical skill, and it is a little more difficult to explain. ”

"A young person, even if he has a foundation in Chinese medicine, how many years can he be exposed to acupuncture? Dean Gao is out of sight this time! ”

A few teachers whispered below.

Qin Bei cleared his throat and said, "Acupuncture and moxibustion are actually two courses. ”

The following burst into laughter.

"Teacher Xiao Qin, don't be kidding, even if you don't study Chinese medicine, you know that acupuncture is a course!"

"Teacher Xiao Qin's level is not enough."

Qin Bei smiled, ignored it, and said directly: "Acupuncture and moxibustion, of course, are divided into two courses: acupuncture and moxibustion, are there any questions?" Needle, refers to the silver needle puncture point. Moxibustion, which literally means barbecue on the fire, uses a moxibustion box and moxa pillars. The two approaches are very different, do you have any questions? ”

The students fell silent.

"Knocking on the mountain and shaking the tiger, this method is good, but that's just it, acupuncture and acupuncture, who doesn't know that it is two courses!"

"It's just fooling the students."

A few teachers shook their heads, just a few words, it didn't show Qin Bei's level.

"If you want to learn acupuncture, first learn the meridians, the twelve meridians, plus the eight meridians of the odd meridians, have you learned all of these?"

Qin Bei said as he found a piece of chalk.

Anyway, this chalk is really hard to find, basically the teachers who teach the course are in advance to get the courseware, and use the projector to put it in class.

In the astonished eyes of everyone, a human figure appeared on the blackboard.

"The hand Taiyin lung meridian starts from the middle focus, connects with the large intestine downward, runs through the diaphragm along the upper mouth of the stomach, enters the lungs, and travels horizontally from the lung system out of the outer upper part of the chest wall, towards the armpit, along the anterolateral side of the upper arm, to the middle of the elbow, and then down the radial side of the forearm to the inch, and then along the outer edge of the thenar of the palm."

"Its branches branch from above the styloid process of the radius behind the wrist and pass through the mouth of the tiger on the back of the hand to the radial end of the index finger. The pulse qi is thus connected with the large intestine meridian of the hand Yangming. ”

Qin Bei said while making a map, and after finishing speaking, the route of the Hand Taiyin Lung Sutra was also drawn!

"Hiss ......"

This showed a small amount of effort, and completely calmed the students.

The three teachers also sat up straight, not because of anything else, but because Nima's picture was too standard! It is exactly in line with the standard diagram given in the textbook! Same!

"Hand Taiyin, eleven acupoints, Zhongfu Yunmen Tianfu column, Xia Bai under the ruler, Kong is the most lacking, through the canal Taiyuan under the fish, against the Shaoshang such as leek leaves......" Qin Bei as if talking to himself, the eleven acupuncture points on the hand Taiyin lung meridian, marked out!

"Hiss...... "At this moment, even those teachers were shocked!

The marked acupuncture points are exactly the same!

However, this is not the end, after Qin Bei finished drawing the route of the Taiyin Lung Meridian of the hand, as well as the eleven acupuncture points, he suddenly said: "This is what the students should have learned before, there are two students from Western medicine, if you don't understand, you can flip through the book and take a look, or find me after class." I'm going to say, that's not the point, the point is here-"

Qin Bei said as he pointed a little bit about half an inch in the middle of the hole and the middle of the column acupuncture point.

"Here, there is also an acupuncture point, which I call the Rongrun acupoint."

"Coax!" Now the students are in a mess, and even the three teachers are staring at each other!

Nima, I've never seen you lecturing like that!

The eleven points of the hand Taiyin lungs have been eleven points since ancient times, how did you become twelve?!

This is the version edited and edited by Gu Yunchuan, a master of traditional Chinese medicine!

Besides, it doesn't matter who revised the version, Nima's hand Taiyin lungs are also eleven acupuncture points!

"No, when I was learning the meridians before, the teacher was obviously talking about eleven acupuncture points!"

"That's right, are you going to subvert the ideas of your predecessors?"

A teacher stood up suddenly: "Teacher Xiao Qin! That's not how the course is taught! There's something wrong with what you're saying! ”

Qin Bei sighed and said, "What's the problem?" ”

"Between the hole and the column, there are no acupuncture points at all!" The teacher was very dissatisfied and said, "Don't impose your wrong ideas on students, it's immoral!" ”

"How do you know that there are no acupuncture points between Kong Shi and Lie Que?" Qin Bei asked rhetorically.

"This is common sense, can you understand common sense?! Any Chinese medicine practitioner knows it! This is the essence of traditional medicine left by our ancestors! ”

"Oh?" Qin Bei asked again: "Then what do you mean, the ancestors were born to know the eleven points of the lung meridian?" Did you know when you didn't study medicine? ”

"Poof......

The students all laughed, who knows when they didn't learn!

"That's all a summary of the experience of the ancestors!" The teacher said.

"They can summarize, so why can't I?" Qin Bei asked rhetorically.

"You, you—how do you sum it up? What right do you have to summarize? You...... Shameless! ”

The teacher jumped to his feet angrily.

Qin Bei's face came down, didn't he give you face?

How dare you curse?

"Get out! Get out of my class! Qin Bei directly scolded.

"Who are you talking about! Ah, I'll ask you who you are! "That teacher is angry, and the other two teachers are also angry enough, are you talking like that!

"I'm talking about who knows in my heart, I am giving a lecture to students who have enrolled in acupuncture and moxibustion, and I have no obligation to let others observe." Qin Bei said coldly.

"If you can prove that there is an acupuncture point between Kong Shi and Lie Que, I will apologize immediately now, turn around and leave!" The teacher said indignantly.

"Oh? Why do you want me to prove it to you? What right do you have to ask me to prove it to you? Qin Bei asked rhetorically.

The teacher: "......"

"Uninvited is a thief." Qin Bei said coldly.

The teacher: "......"

Flick your sleeves and slam the door away.

"Walk slowly, don't send it, be careful of tripping over ants!" Qin Bei said.

"Bang a few!" That teacher stumbled, Nima, tripped over an ant?

He almost tripped up......

The other two teachers couldn't stand it anymore, and one of them got up to leave, but was dragged by the other teacher.

"Teacher Qin, I am very interested in your research, if you really discover a new acupuncture point, this is a grand event in the history of Chinese medicine! I hope to witness the miraculous effect of this acupuncture point, I wonder if Mr. Qin can meet our little requirements? ”

Hey, look at how polite this guy is, Qin Bei smiled and said, "Please ask this teacher to come up." ”

The teacher smiled, walked up to the podium, rolled up his arms, and placed them on the lectern.

Qin Bei shook his head and said, "Don't be so troublesome. Pulling the teacher's arm, he pointed: "This is much more than the image of a bronze figure in acupuncture, students, please see, here, is the most acupuncture point of the hole." Here's the column. In between, here, this location, is called Rongrun Acupoint. ”

"As we all know, the lungs open to the nose. The acupuncture points of the lung meridian are used to regulate colds, upper respiratory tract infections and other diseases, and have a very good curative effect. ”

"Poof......" The students laughed with bursts of laughter.

Seeing a beautiful woman with nosebleeds can be treated with the most acupuncture point in the hole?

This teacher doesn't look young, he really has two brushes! Haha, it's interesting!

Qin Bei then introduced some of the wonderful uses of the Lie Lack acupoint, and then said: "Have you ever encountered this situation, you turned on the air conditioner in the summer, and woke up in the morning, and your nostrils were very dry. In winter, the humidity in the air decreases, and after getting up in the morning, the nostrils are also dry - yes, I tell you now, Rongrun acupoint, is the treatment of this disease! ”

While speaking, Qin Bei took out a silver needle, condensing the true qi of the Taibai Condensation Qi Sutra, and a faint white mist soon appeared on the silver needle!

Soon it was frozen!

There was a gasp in the classroom!

Nima: What is this called acupuncture? Isn't that amazing?!

"Don't learn from me, when you do acupuncture, you still need to be disinfected." Qin Bei smiled, shook off the ice slag on the silver needle, and plunged into that teacher's Rongrun acupoint.

"Ahhhh After twisting twice, the teacher suddenly screamed loudly!

"I'm rubbing, it's not going to hurt someone, right?!"

"Could it be that this is really an acupuncture point?!"

"This is too, isn't it?!"

The discussion is not over, the teacher has opened his mouth, yawn! Yawn! Yawn!

The continuous sneezing came, and I couldn't stop it!

This sneeze was fast and urgent, almost ten seconds of effort, and there were already more than 20 sneezes, and the long snot drooped down from the nostrils, and it was almost down to the chest!

"Hey,! It can't be true, right? ”

"This is amazing, is this the magic of acupuncture points?!"

"Ahh Teacher Qin, I can't do it anymore, hurry up and give me the needle, it's really supportive...... Yawn!! Prop up...... Yawn! ”

This sneeze starts, but it's endless, endless, endless!

Endless! It's endless—it's over, Qin Bei pulled out the silver needle for him.

The teacher almost thought that he was about to collapse, if it weren't for Qin Bei's help, he wouldn't even have been able to breathe just by sneezing. The face is bruised!

"Aha! It seems that there really is such an acupuncture point! ”

"Hiss, this Teacher Qin is good enough!"

"Little brother, how about my sister being your girlfriend?!"

Below, the students are making a mess again!