Chapter 312: You Want to Get a Discount When You Look So Ugly?
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After two paragraphs, Chen Mo wanted to go offline immediately.
Suddenly, I saw a red dot in the column of my friends in the upper right corner.
Click on it and take a look, it's a friend application sent by the monkey whose ID is "ζ‘ζΌζΌ" just now.
", I'm your dad! Son, do you know that the whole family is hanging? Is it refreshing to have a family crematorium? β
A lot of times, you can always encounter this kind of scolding in the game, and you have to chase you outside the game to scold the stupid beep.
In the past, Chen Mo might still go to scold others, but now it is different, he is mature, his mood is different, and he will no longer pay attention to this kind of mentally handicapped player.
Bite!
"System prompt: Just now, the player 'Tao ζΌζΌ' reported you, did you play tricks on him?"
Well?
What's the trick?
Chen Mo didn't think about it, and directly clicked "yes"!
Bite!
"System prompt: Now switch the ** and live broadcast screen to the player's 'Tao ζΌ' mobile phone, please pay attention to the host!"
Although he didn't know how the system would play the player who was full of feces, Chen Mo still smiled and said: "Brothers, the player who was scolding me and mocking me just now is about to be teased!"
Let's wait and see!
Let's see how he was teased by the hanging king! β
"Hang the king, have fun with this stupid hanging!"
"That's right! I'm the most annoyed by scolding people in the game.,After that, I added friends to continue scolding garbage! β
"Thieves annoy this kind of player!"
"At first glance, this ID is not a name that a person with a normal IQ can give it!"
"That's right, it's still 'scared', I must have been self-righteous to give this kind of name after scolding people a lot."
"It's clearly a 'bar spirit (like to lift the bar)'!"
"Hurry up and abuse him! Can't wait to see the twisted look of his ugly face! β
**Switched to Tao Yi's side, I saw a greasy face, all pimples, a cigarette in his mouth, and a game with a hanging expression on the screen.
"Grass! Nima lost again! β
After playing another game, Momo angrily spit out the cigarette to the floor of his house with a mouthful of phlegm.
At this moment, Tao Yi strangely found that an advertising page suddenly popped up on his game interface.
"The Mystery Shop is now open, go try your luck!"
Since the Glory of Kings update has launched the mystery shop, players can draw discounts to buy heroes and skins, many players can't wait to try their luck, the results can be imagined, basically six folds, five folds for good luck, seven folds for bad luck, only a very small number of players can draw one or two folds,
The Mystery Shop is usually online twice a year.
It was just launched once a while ago.
Tao Yi looked at this mysterious shop a little confused and muttered, "Huh? Didn't it just go online a few days ago? β
So he showed his phone to his roommates who had just blackened with him.
"Is the Mystery Shop open again?" Momo asked.
Several roommates were stunned when they saw it!
"Damn, why do you have a mystery shop again?"
"It's a bug! We don't have any! β
"Rub, although I only got a 6% discount a few days ago, I still bought five skins! It's a real savings! β
"Why are you alone? It's not fair! β
The roommates were all envious, jealous and hateful.
When Tao Yi heard this, he couldn't help but proudly take his thousand-yuan machine over and said: "Hmph, of course, it's because my brother is handsome and his voice is sexy, so Tianmei opened a secret shop for my brother alone!"
Hee-hee, it just so happens that I still lack a few heroes and skins, even if I only draw a 7% discount, I can save money!
Flattered! β
"It's impossible to get seven folds, and the worst luck is only seven folds."
"Ninety percent is six percent off, and I guess you're six percent off."
"Open it and try it, maybe you can get 50% off if you're lucky!"
"That's right! Open it up and give it a try! β
Seeing that her roommates were looking forward to it one by one, Tao Yi said even more awesomely: "With my brother's appearance and face, I must be five folds!"
It's all good!
Walk you! β
After clicking the "Try Your Luck" button.
A large window popped up, and the number on the right showing the discount began to beat wildly.
Two seconds later, the discount stopped, and the smile on Momo's greasy face faded.
I saw that the discount column on the mobile phone screen read, "You look so ugly and want to get a discount?" 12% OFF! βοΌ
The roommates were also slightly stunned, and then erupted into a violent burst of laughter.
"Hahahaha, happy me!!"
"Tianmei is really too skinny!!"
"But it's also true, it looks ...... Hahaha...... It's really ugly and narcissistic! β
"12% off...... Poofha...... The original price is all wooden, and the price has increased! β
The peach face was green.
Your sister's!
No matter how ugly my brother looks, why don't you give him a 10% discount?
No matter how bad it is, the original price is okay!
This is so good, not only is it not discounted, but the price has increased!
Tao was aggrieved and didn't speak for ten minutes.
I laughed when I saw this scene in the live broadcast room!
"Poof...... If you don't have a discipline, I'll serve the king! β
"Hahahaha, the original price is not, and the price has increased by 20%!"
"The expression of this thing just now is really wonderful!"
"It's like a chameleon, one moment white, one moment green, one moment red!"
"Enjoyable! It's so enjoyable! Treat this kind of stupid beep, you should play him like this! β
Chen Mo smiled cheaply: "Do you think this is the end?" Brothers, it's too much to underestimate the hanging king!
Let's move on! β
Tao sighed and scolded: "Tianmei Zhen Nyima is sick!" ! β
But he didn't pay much attention to it.
After all, it's just a little prank.
But when he exited the discount interface and returned to the mall, Tao was not good!
I saw that the top of the entire mall was written with the words "Congratulations on winning the permanent mystery shop discount '12% off', this discount will be available indefinitely".
Damn?!
What the hell is this?
Tao Yi immediately clicked on the hero in the mall.,Look at the skin.γ
And then again, the whole person is not good!
The price has increased!
All prices have gone up!
Whether it's heroes, packs, or skins, everything has increased in price by 20%!!
Even the price of special gold coins has increased by 20%!!
That's not all, the price of treasure hunting and inscription extraction has also increased!!
"This ...... What the hell is this Nima? If you don't give Lao Tzu a discount, why is the price still rising? Peach's angry face turned white.
He quickly logged in again, and found that this was not a bug, and the price still showed 120% of the price!
Even if he changed the area and built a small number, the price in the mall was still 120%!
(End of chapter)
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