Chapter 1 I Bought the Earth

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The afternoon sun in Tuojie City was very lazy, and Lin Fang passed through a force field gate and walked into the Milky Way Remote Area Development Bureau.

He looked like a bounty hunter with a tall humanoid body, short black hair, a set of worn leather armor, a captain's epaulette with the word "Divine Luck" written on his shoulders, and several different types of guns and swords hanging around his waist.

The office building is very simple, and the bulletin board is plastered with small advertisements such as "Engraved Seal Invoice" and "Nearby Planet for Rental". The few employees are almost all moldy, and this place is 10,000 light-years away from the Galactic Alliance's headquarters, the Gods Star.

"Buying a remote planet?" The only giant insect clerk in the investment department woke up from his slumber and looked at the creature at the desk in surprise.

"Yes." Lin Fang said, suddenly remembering a cockroach that he slapped to death in the high school classroom before, and its expression at that time was also very pleasantly surprised.

"Which one?" More than a dozen insect limbs stretched out from the sides of the giant insect clerk, tapping on the holographic keyboard, "Coordinates?" Coordinate? ”

As long as the planet is the first to be surveyed and marked by the Galactic Federation, it belongs to the territory of the Alliance, and it can be directly bought and sold if it meets the requirements.

It doesn't remember the last time it had a customer, though. The price of remote planets is not high, but only those giant companies have enough capital to engage in development, but with that money, it is better to build a new planet in a popular galaxy.

In the past, there was a period of speculation on remote planets, and related concept stocks rose very strongly, and finally many speculators jumped into space and committed suicide.

Listening to the coordinates reported by Lin Fang, the giant insect clerk crackled again, and the holographic display area over there immediately appeared an image of the solar system: an ordinary yellow dwarf, and a bunch of ordinary stars circled around it.

"Which one?"

"The third planet in recent days, Earth."

The image moves closer to the small blue dot, but it is an oval planet, with clouds, land, oceans, and a small satellite orbiting around it.

The Yinmeng message next to it reads:

[Planet Type: Level 1 (There are creatures, but no intelligent civilizations)

Introduction: The resources are poor, the place is narrow, the gravitational force is meager, the air is unpleasant, and the species are weak. The species that are expected to evolve into intelligent civilizations are:

(3 holograms)

Parrot: Can imitate speech, but doesn't really understand the meaning, very noisy. It is suitable for the development of naval civilization.

Kangaroos: Jumping upright, with nimble hands, and a strong tail, females have natural shopping bags. It is suitable for the development of parallel trade civilization.

Octopus: Delicate eyes, reasonable body structure, eight tentacles with a lot of suction cups. Suitable for the development of a civilization that sucks coins from the sewers. 】

"This one?" The giant insect clerk looked at the information provided by the Survey Department, and thousands of eyes widened at the same time, "Are you sure?" ”

This kind of place...... If you buy it, you will lose all your money!

"Are you going to completely rebuild?" It hurriedly asked again.

"No, I'm going to grow it raw."

"Do you want to promote the development of intelligent civilization of native species, then we have a lot of better recommendations here." The giant insect clerk was indeed well-intentioned, and the worm legged on the keyboard, "For example, this one, they have developed words and have a food festival. ”

Next to the holographic Earth is another planet, with a "Recommended" sign above it, and a cult that shows it to be the leader: a thing with six hundred hands, six hundred and two legs, but no mouth.

Lin opened his mouth, "How did they do the food festival?" ”

"Trade secrets. That's where they come smart. The dozen or so limbs of the giant insect clerk swayed from side to side in praise, and suddenly stopped: "But what about the planet you want to buy, the species doesn't seem to be smart enough, and the most promising thing is just a very noisy bird." ”

Lin Fang looked at the date when the earth data was last updated, and it was already 100,000 years ago when converted according to the earth year.

"Actually, that's my home planet." He said.

The giant insect clerk was stunned, "Aren't you from Penglai?" ”

In the galaxy, there are no more and no less humanoid races. And the one in front of him, it recognizes that he is from Penglai.

"You don't know, ordinary Penglai people don't know this, they originated from the earth."

Lin Fangmu thought about it, he was originally an ordinary earthling, on Children's Day in his sophomore year of high school, on a dark and windy night, he ...... "I came to Penglai because of a chance incident, and then I didn't go back for ten years except for going back to pick up my parents." I miss home. ”

"Huh? Isn't there no intelligent creature there? "The giant bug clerk felt a little pain in his skull.

What's going on?

"Let me think, is it because when the surveyors surveyed, all your ancestors hid in caves? No, it's illogical. Could it be that the surveyors were lazy, and chose an isolated continent to take a look and leave, and that area happened to be not the territory of your ancestors? It still doesn't seem to be logical......"

Suddenly, it occurred to it that it must be so! It exclaimed, "Your ancestors were very noisy birds!" You've evolved! ”

"......" Lin Fang's eyes remained unchanged, but the corners of his mouth twitched.

The giant insect clerk looked at the holographic earth and said with emotion: "The funds of the Survey Department are limited, otherwise these materials should also be updated: there is an intelligent species that has evolved on this planet: birdmen." ”

It asked Lin Fang again: "However, are you sure you want to buy your home planet?" 100 million Galaxy Coins is a lot. ”

Think about it, 100 million! You can buy one square meter outside the 100 rings of the "Gods Star", enough space to install a teleportation booth, connect the entire transmission network of the Gods, and go anywhere as soon as you go out, like the real estate advertisement says "The residence of the gods, one step Wanda", how noble.

"Don't think about other planets? One square meter of the gods? ”

"No, I'm going to buy my home planet." Lin Fang said resolutely, "That's right, their technology is still very backward, and their thinking is still very primitive. But they are my countrymen after all! Hometown always has a different value, which cannot be measured by resources and species. ”

The giant insect clerk couldn't help but sigh, for the sake of his hometown, even if he might have to jump into space and kill himself in the end......

If it weren't for the lack of tear ducts, all its thousands of eyes would have been moved to tears, "Well said! What kind of spirit is this! ”

"Passing the prize." Lin Fang nodded and handed over the alliance bank card.

Then, the giant insect clerk completed the formalities for him, he bought the earth in the name of the "Shenyun" spaceship, and the legal ball was Lin Fang.

When the 100 million Galaxy Coins were paid, the giant bug clerk did it again, and the office-grade molecule maker on the table in front of it flashed brightly, and in the blink of an eye, a ball length certificate was assembled.

The certificate is about the size of an A4 paper, black with the text and logo shining like stars.

In addition to the whirlpool symbol of the Galactic Alliance, there are also the symbols of the Overlord Empire, the Aqili World, the Haodao Community, the Nine Dark Domains, and the Silver Core Front.

This means that the major powers of the known world of the galaxy for the time being peaceful coexistence have recognized the contents of this certificate:

[This planet is owned by the "Shenyun", ball length: Lin Fang]

"That's done, sir, bless you, bless your planet!" The Giant Bug Clerk became more and more excited, the first planet it had sold in many years, "Bless your birdmen! ”

"Thank you!" Lin Fang took the ball length certificate with both hands, squeezed it tightly, and shouted in his heart Long live, this time it was sent.

The earth is really, really has a different value!

The other day, he was in the bathroom at a well-known restaurant on the Star of the Gods, and it happened that the chief of traffic of the Galactic Alliance was also there. The old guy was drunk, and he used his Ansebo mobile phone to talk to someone about a top secret - the new plan for the "Galactic Hyperspace Corridor Network" project, which will pass through some remote areas.

The chief didn't notice, but he calculated.

The solar system will be in the range of demolition.

"Sir, you have the most precious pioneering courage and the most precious hometown complex." The giant insect clerk affectionately closed all his eyes, and the worm limbs swayed from side to side like a dance, "May you lead your planet to the speed of light!" ”

As soon as he thought of the compensation of the heavenly figures, Lin Fang felt so happy.

Demolition, what a touching word!

Nail households, doubling the compensation, what a tear-jerking word!

"May you lead your people through this boundless universe!"

Feed the little bugs, you're noisy, isn't it nice to have no mouth......

Even if you blow up a thousand credit cards, dismantle some parts of the spaceship and sell them, you have to borrow from east to west to make up enough for this 100 million, and you will not hesitate to do so.

This time, it's developed!

"May you become a higher civilization as soon as possible, get rid of the troubles of ignorance, add strength to the Galactic Alliance, explore the unknown, and resist the darkness! There are also a few more food festivals. May your spirit spread throughout the galaxy and be emulated by all races, and when the time comes, there will be no more remote places in the galaxy, and the stars will shine endlessly! ”

The giant insect clerk shouted excitedly before he opened all his eyes, but from any angle, he didn't see Lin Fang's figure.

"Huh...... What about people? ”

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