Chapter 1 The Mouse Who Gave Birth to Love
"Bastard! Bastard! ”
"Where? Get out of here!! ”
The young man who is on a rampage, wearing a SpongeBob SquarePants T-shirt and big pants, has his hair rising up to the sky, and is flapping around with a broom in his hand.
"Bastard rat! There's a kind of data cable that bites me, come out! ”
Despite his furious rage, there was no sign of rats in the room.
The young man dropped the broom, sighed, and walked out of the house in frustration, slamming the door.
The young man did not know that the rat he had cursed was lying under his bookcase on all fours, looking loveless.
Su Musha, as the second generation of the house in the new era, the real estate given by his parents is enough for him to live a dull life without going out to fight. And the development of the Internet allows him to live a normal life without leaving home, so he has unsurprisingly become an otaku, and a fat house with a weight of 100 kilograms.
Xiao Su's usual life is to mix on the Internet, read novels, soak in forums, and catch up on live broadcasts. On this day, his favorite god writer "Words Meow Lori" broke off again, and he accidentally knocked over the water glass next to the keyboard in excitement, and was knocked out by the leaking current.
When he woke up, he found that he was already a "rat body".
"Oh my God! This kind of rotten time-traveling plot in a certain novel actually happened to me!! Is it the sin of not giving a reward for reading a book? Su Mu wanted to cry without tears.
The young man of the owner of the house went out, and Su Musha also settled down, trying to accept the memory of being pierced by a mouse. However, with a brain the size of a mouse, it can't leave any memories, and Su Musha only received some messy fragments, such as: It turned out that he had been kept in a certain cage; For example, one day you can suddenly and easily pull open the cage fence and escape; Another example: because I bit a wire in the house, I was electrified, and I fled to the bottom of the bookcase in a daze, and I lost consciousness. Su Musha knew that the next thing was to cross over by himself.
As a two-dimensional diehard in the new era, now that he has crossed over, Su Musha has also begun to think ambitiously about his own way out. Of course, the first thing to solve was the food problem, and his stomach was rumbling to remind him that this problem was the main thing. Do you want to go to the owner's trash can to rummage through leftovers to eat? Or wait for the night to sneak out and find another thigh? Looking for a small restaurant, for example?
Su Musha was scratching his ears and cheeks there thinking about his thoughts, when he heard a knock on the door of the house, and the greeting voice of the owner standing at the door: "Thank you so much, Sister Gu, I'll come over after dinner today and bring black charcoal over, hey, Sister Gu, you don't know, my mouse is about to have a nervous breakdown." ”
"Black ...... Black charcoal ......" Su Musha suddenly felt that the sky was thundering on his head. This is the character in his favorite "word meow loli" god work "Go back to the past and become a cat"! Did I wear it back to the world of cats? Can I see my favorite black charcoal with my own eyes? Su Musha couldn't help but think about it.
"Show Eggs!" Su Musha suddenly jumped up, "This plot, borrowing cats and mice...... It's me, the mouse! ”
"What now?" Su Musha was so anxious that he circled under the cabinet. He can clearly remember that in order to catch him as a mouse, Jiao's father also personally took Hei Tan to the laboratory for special training, and the method of killing with a broken neck. At that time, when he saw this paragraph, he also looked up the encyclopedia information on the Internet and watched some videos, and he felt that the process was very terrifying!
Escape! Be sure to run! When the black charcoal comes, I will definitely not be able to run!
Su Musha sneaked to the edge of the cabinet and looked around: the door, closed; The window is closed, too!
It's so desperate......
What should I do? Su Musha continued to circle under the cabinet.
Time passed little by little, and it was getting dark, but Su Musha still didn't think of a way to escape. Let's not talk about the escape route, he hasn't eaten for a day today, and he feels that he can't run if he wants to. He lay on the floor with his limbs outstretched, and he didn't care about a few "Xiaoqiang" scurrying around on the side, anyway, he couldn't fill his belly with Xiaoqiang.
At about eight o'clock, I heard the sound of opening the door of the house again, and there was a faint voice of a little boy: "Black charcoal, come on!" ”
Black Tan came, although Su Mushu hid under the bookcase and couldn't see the figure of the black cat, he also knew that Black Tan was waiting in the living room at this time, just waiting for him to throw himself into the net.
Su Musha knew that this was the first difficulty he had crossed since he crossed it, and if he couldn't break through, he would naturally be killed. He didn't know if he could return to the human body after whining, and he couldn't say that the rat would kill and everyone would die, so he couldn't get away with it.
Suddenly, he remembered a plot in which Black Charcoal and the parrot "General" downstairs communicated in Morse code. Although Su Musha only knew a little about Morse code, it did not prevent him from knowing the expression "SOS". If you use Morse code to seduce, oh if you don't attract black charcoal, black charcoal shouldn't kill him right away, right? As for the future, we can only take one step at a time.
Su Musha looked around again and found that there was a can lid not far from the bookcase. He crept out of his hiding place, ready to drag the lid back to send the code.
After only a few steps of climbing, he felt a chill all over his body, as if a gust of wind was blowing, and a layer of goosebumps suddenly appeared under his short hair. He turned his head stiffly, and saw only a pair of yellow cat's eyes, and a black cat with its back hunched and ready to attack.
"Squeak, squeak~squeak~squeak~, squeak~, squeak" Su Musha's mind suddenly went blank, and he hurriedly shouted Morse code "SOS" loudly, while arching his front paws, "Please don't kill!" Please let it go! ”
The black cat paused, stood in place and did not pounce, and Qu Xiangyang, the owner of the house with a DV probe probing his brain, appeared behind him.
"Huh?" Qu Xiangyang looked at the mouse, and then at the black cat, "Black charcoal?" What's wrong? ”
Black Tan flicked his tail and walked slowly towards Su Mushu. Su Musha was so frightened that he screamed even more fiercely: "Squeak! Squeak squeak! Squeak squeak! "Even the Morse code tune is gone. The amplitude of the action is also greater, and I am afraid that the action will be small and the black cat will not be able to see it.
Black Tan looked left and right, and hooked his tail at Su Musha. This is to kill the captives, right? Su Musha hurriedly stopped his movements, trembling and slowly crawling to the feet of the black cat. The black cat yawned, revealing two pointed canine teeth, and his feet went limp, and he was lying there again.
Qu Xiangyang leaned over, "Black Tan, did you capture the rat?" What's next? Throw hot water? Or wait until you're tired of playing and then kill? ”
"Squeak!" Su Musha was suddenly frightened half to death, and rushed up to hug Hei Tan's hind legs while screaming, "Black Tan is big, please protect!" ”
Black Tan glanced at Qu Xiangyang, it just felt that this mouse was quite humane and couldn't bear to kill.
Qu Xiangyang scratched his head, turned around and found an empty carton, thought about it and threw two biscuits in it, and handed it to Black Charcoal: "Nuo, if you want to raise this mouse, let it stay in it first!" ”
Black Tan pushed the carton towards Su Musha, and he also climbed in unceremoniously. Qu Xiangyang watched the black cat jump back to the chair in the living room and close his eyes to recuperate, put the carton on the edge of the computer desk, put on the headphones and began to crackle and type.
Finally safe, Su Musha's heart fell into his stomach. He was tired, hungry and thirsty, barely nibbled two bites of biscuits and fell asleep unconsciously, and in his sleep he faintly heard the singing voice from downstairs: "Last night's ~, last night's stars, ~have fallen~fall~"