Chapter 20 The Colors of the Country
As soon as the morning dawned, Wushuang got up early, went downstairs after washing, and saw that everyone in Baicao Valley had breakfast downstairs, although they didn't have to get up early every day to absorb the medicinal spirit, but the disciples were used to getting up early, and Wushuang was also happy, but fortunately, he had gradually adapted to the life of Baicao Valley.
Wushuang found a place to sit down, looked around and found that the senior brother Hua Wumian and the second senior sister Hua Wufang were gone, Wushuang thought that the senior brother might go back to the palace early in the morning, and the second senior sister might not come down for breakfast because he was afraid of embarrassment.
There are two days left before the Tianxiang Festival, and everyone is excited. The disciples finished breakfast, and it was still early. With the permission of the master, Wu Regret and Wu Huan went to the street to hang out, Nameless and Wu Chen proposed to take a bath, everyone readily agreed, and when they were about to go to the bath, Hua Qingxi suddenly stopped Wushuang and said: "Shuang'er, come with me, you have been learning the flower palm technique with regret for so long, and you have been trivial for the teacher, and you have no time to test, today is just fine, and let the teacher see how you are doing?"
When Wushuang heard this, he responded miserably, turned his head and glanced at Wu Idiot, Wu Idiot pursed his lips, shrugged his shoulders helplessly, and looked like he was asking for more blessings. Wushuang had no choice but to go upstairs with his master.
Wu Idiot said: "Let's go, let's go, don't wait for him, after the master has finished the examination, he will definitely have to pull Wushuang to play chess with him, there are not two or three hours, don't think about it." I've been getting smelly for the past few days, and I need to wash it well. ”
Wuya recalled the scene of playing chess with his master every time, and subconsciously shuddered, and said, "It's okay, let's go first." With that, everyone followed each other to the bathhouse.
The scale of Guoxiang City is large, the Guoshi Mansion is located in the southwest of the imperial city, the northwest is convenient for the princesses' bedroom, the distance is not very far, Tianxiang country is scarce men, women are the majority, so the imperial city should be a servant, except for the guards and elite soldiers, it is all women.
Hua Wumian returned to the Guoshi Mansion early, and saw that in the Guoshi Mansion, there were many noisy people, and the lively and extraordinary, all the maids, were sprinkling water and cleaning, and the lanterns were hanging colors, and they were already arranging the wedding three days later.
At the right time, a palace maid saw that the flower was sleepless, so she stepped forward and said, "The slave and maid see the master of the horse." ”
Hua Wumian waved his hand and said, "Excuse me, let's go and get busy." ”
The palace maid said: "Back to the princess, the royal attendant said that the dress made for the eldest princess and the princess has been made and sent to the palace of the imperial incense, and the main slave of the eldest prince told the concubine that if there is nothing to do, you can go to the palace of the imperial fragrance to see if it fits, if it is not to your liking, there is still time to change." ”
Hua Wumian said: "Got it, I'll go over now." ”
The palace maid bowed down and said, "Send the horse master." ”
Hua Wumian turned around and walked towards the Imperial Fragrance Palace, and when he was far away, two people came out of the side hall of the Guoshi Mansion, one of whom said: "Hmph, what is the spirit, sooner or later you will be ruined." ”
Another said: "Senior Brother Feibai, be cautious, beware of misfortune coming out of your mouth." ”
The man said: "I'm afraid of who will go, no one in the entire Guoshi Mansion doesn't know what kind of virtuous person Princess Tianxiang is, but he is the only one who is still in the dark." ”
Another person hurriedly stepped forward and covered his mouth and said, "Don't you want to die, the entire imperial city is now full of her people, and you don't know her methods." ”
The man broke the hand covering his mouth and whispered: "Hey, in such a palace, when can I serve the country, seeing that the Tianxiang country is riddled with a hundred scabies, and my generation is in vain to worship, but I can't contribute a little to the country." ”
The other person also sighed and said, "Now we can only take one step at a time, but it really can't be done, so we will go back to Lingxu Mountain." Don't care about his idle business, this offering is not appropriate. ”
A man named Feibai said: "It's easy to say, once you enter this door, it's even more difficult to get out, Yuhiko, look, this day is about to change." After saying that, the two of them looked up at the blue sky above their heads at the same time.
Hua Wumian walked on the small road in the palace, and walked straight to Princess Tianxiang's 'Imperial Fragrance Palace', it has been four years since she came to this palace, and she has long been familiar with the road in the palace. This 'Imperial Fragrance Palace' is the largest princess's dormitory in the entire Imperial City of Guoxiang, and next to it is the 'Shizuka Palace' of the little princess. If you talk about things in this palace, you have to start with the king of Tianxiang country, it is said that the king of Tianxiang is now nearly sixty years old, but he has a hidden disease in his prime, and he has not been able to give birth, there are many beauties in the harem, but none of the concubines have a dragon species, the king is anxious, and there is no result in searching for famous doctors all over the world, seeing that the throne is turbulent, and the day is not safe.
Nowadays, there are people who offer advice, and there must be a good recipe in the valley of a hundred grasses. The king was overjoyed and beckoned Hua Qingxi to come for treatment. Hua Qingxi was a world doctor and immortal, and when he came to the palace, he only used a pair of medicines to cure His Majesty's hidden disease. In the next year, he and Wang Meisheng gave birth to 'Princess Tianxiang' Muyang, and the following year Queen Xiao filled in a daughter, named Mu Yu, and gave the name 'Princess Shizuka', and five years later, Queen Xiao gave birth to the prince Mu Feng. King Tianxiang, who loves the two princesses the most on weekdays, is really like a pearl in his palm and regards it as a treasure.
The sky was cloudless and blue. Today is indeed a good weather, the maids in the Imperial Fragrance Palace are cleaning the dormitory, arranging the big wedding in three days, and after Hua Wumian married Princess Tianxiang, she is also going to move to this Imperial Fragrance Palace. The Imperial Fragrance Palace has been arranged to be extremely festive, the red silk of several zhang bypasses the main hall, hangs in the side hall, is extremely luxurious, the palace is full of lights, all kinds of flowers are placed in the garden under the corridor, it is not gorgeous.
In front of the palace, the sharp-eyed maid saw the flower sleepless from a distance, and the maid saw the flower sleepless coming, and the greeting was not too late to call, so she hurriedly turned into the palace. But he said that the maid entered the palace and turned into the back hall. The back hall of the Imperial Fragrance Palace, all with fine blue silk, around the beam, wrapped around the pink ribbon, the breeze blows, it is really like a fairyland on earth, like a dream. Since ancient times, it has been said that 'gentle township is indeed a hero's grave'.
But I heard that in the back hall, on the princess's big bed, there was a sleeping curtain, and I could faintly see the two people lying on the bed, and they were doing their own thing, only to see the pearl on the curtain, with the bed swinging back and forth, the maid hurriedly lowered her head, but there was a sound of men and women frolicking in the bed, undulating and undulating, endlessly. The male voice was like a burst of wild bull roaring, but the female voice was like a burst of birds and warblers, tactfully undulating, really nice and tight. The maid was obviously not surprised, and hurriedly said: "Your Royal Highness the princess, the concubine is here, and you will be at the palace gate in a blink of an eye." ”
The man on the bed, when he heard the maid's words, said lazily: "I said that the palace is asleep yet, let him wait for a while, take me to freshen up and dress, and then call him." The maid hung her head, said yes, and turned to go out.
When the maid went out, the man said, "It's really a disappointment, let's talk about it today, let's talk about it another day." After that, he wiped the beads of sweat from his body and wanted to get up. saw a pair of white jade arms, encircling the man's neck, and giggled coquettishly: "It's so dignified, how can I be afraid of him going." ”
When the man heard this, he leaned down, kissed the woman, and said, "Naturally, I am not afraid of him, but in the past few days, there have been many people in the Guoshi Mansion, and I am not afraid of death, so I sued him." Let's be patient these days. ”
The woman coquettishly said: "You are a bad person, you make people unbearable, but it's really uncomfortable to die, I don't care, you can do it yourself." ”
The man laughed lewdly and said, "You slut, the men of the entire Guoshi Mansion combined, can't satisfy your bitch." One day, I'll die in your belly. ”
When the man's obscene words were heard in his ears, the woman was extremely stimulated, and her eyes were full of spring, and they were already flooded and uncontrollable.
After a stick of incense, Hua Wumian was brought into the palace by the maid, Hua Wumian did not squint, and entered the back hall, only to see that Princess Tianxiang was dressed properly, sitting at a few tables, Hua Wumian hurriedly stepped forward and saluted, and said: "The Guoshi Mansion enshrines Hua Wumian and has seen Her Royal Highness the Princess." ”
Princess Tianxiang waved her hand and said softly: "You have been a horse for me, so don't worship yourself in the future." ”
Hua Wumian replied, "Princess Xie." ”
Princess Tianxiang leisurely picked up the tea, took a sip, and said, "Last night, Master Ma didn't go back to the Shifu all night, right?"
Hua Wumian heard this, and said busily: "Back to the princess, last night, Wumian learned that the family teacher had arrived at the Guoxiang City Post House, so he didn't dare to slack off, and went to see the family teacher. Please, princess, punish. ”
Princess Tianxiang smiled and said: "The concubine has such filial piety, how can this palace punish you?
Hua Wumian said: "Back to the princess, as soon as Wumian returned to the Shifu, there was a maid Dao Gong who came to Wumian to try to see if the dress of the ceremony could fit, and Wumian came to disturb Her Royal Highness the princess." ”
Princess Tianxiang put down the teacup and said, "Ah, there is such a thing, if you don't say it, I forgot about it." Come back, I'll let the palace maid send it to you in a moment. ”
Hua Wumian replied: "Thank you so much, Your Royal Highness Princess, Wumian will retire first." With that, he turned and wanted to go.
Princess Tianxiang said: "Wait. ”
Hua Wumian turned around and said, "I don't know what else the princess has to say?"
Princess Tianxiang stood up and walked slowly to Hua Wumian, the tips of their noses almost touched each other, and they exhaled like a landslide and said, "Don't you think Yang'er is beautiful today?"
Hua Wumian didn't dare to look at the princess, so she hurriedly took two steps back and said, "The princess is beautiful today." ”
Princess Tianxiang took another step forward and said reluctantly: "Since you are so beautiful, why don't you look at Yang'er, will Yang'er eat you?"
Hua Wumian had no choice but to raise her head and look at Princess Tianxiang, but saw the person in front of her, dressed in red, full of green silk like a waterfall, hanging down to the tip of the buttocks, with a slender jade neck, crisp breasts like clotted fat, half-covered and half-hidden, the dew was not exposed, the slender waist was unbearable, and the two jade legs were moist and slender, which was really scratchy. A goose egg face, big eyes, like two big black gems, looking forward to shining, small mouth slightly open, as if there is endless tenderness, waiting to be told. Even such a beauty in front of her can only be compared with the flawless flowers.
Hua Wumian only glanced at it, and then said, "Your Royal Highness Princess, it's a joke." Sleepless and all kinds of troubles, if the princess has nothing else to do, sleepless will retire. ”
When Princess Tianxiang heard this, she put away her charming posture, stroked her cloud sleeves, and said coldly: "Hua Wushang, don't be ignorant, don't forget what you promised to this palace." Annoyed me, you know what happened. ”
Hua Wumian's face was extremely ugly in an instant, he raised his head and looked at Princess Tianxiang, his eyes were like looking at a dead person, and there was a faint green light on his right hand, and the medicine spirit was surging in his chest, and he was about to explode.
Seeing this, Princess Tianxiang was not afraid at all, covered her mouth with her sleeve, giggled, bent over with a straight smile, and laughed away from the jade hairpin. Suddenly, with a crisp sound, Princess Tianxiang slapped Hua Wumian fiercely, and said coldly: "Look, look, I only said one word, and you moved to kill, it's really not that I underestimate you, Hua Wumian, Hua Wumian, even if this palace lends you a hundred guts, do you dare to touch a hair in this palace?"
Hua Wumian, his right hand clenched into a fist, clenched tightly, his teeth clenched tightly, and after a while, he smiled and said: "The princess is joking, don't say a hundred, it is to borrow 110,000 guts from Sleepless, and Sleepless will not dare." ”
Princess Tianxiang smiled even more happily, her two big eyes narrowed, and she covered her stomach and said, "Get out, get out." ”
Hua Wumian smiled and said: "The princess forgives her sins and retires without sleep." With that, he turned and left.
Hua Wumian left the Imperial Fragrance Palace, walked to a no-man's land, looked up to the sky and shouted: "Ah...... Ah......" seems to have boundless anger and nowhere to vent, but he only has patience and obedience, because if a person does something wrong, it is indeed too difficult and too difficult to turn back......
Hua Wushuang had just come out of Hua Qingxi's room, his eyes were dull and empty, as if he had lost his soul, his hands hung down at his legs, and he walked forward with a sway. Wu regret and Wu Huan finished shopping and were going upstairs, Wu regret suddenly saw Wushuang's appearance, he was really startled, hurriedly stepped forward, grabbed Wushuang, and said with concern: "Wushuang, Wushuang, what's wrong with you?"
When Wushuang heard someone call him, he slowly turned his head, glanced at Wu Regret, and said, "A full eleven rounds, a whole eleven rounds." ”
When Hua Wuhuan heard this, she covered her stomach, laughed and wanted to die, and said, "Haha, laugh at me, laugh at me." ”
When Hua Wuregret heard this, he immediately put his heart down, punched Wushuang, and said with a smile: "I was really scared to death by you." How was it, how did it feel to play chess with Master?"
Hearing this, Wushuang bent over and wanted to vomit, retched for a long time, and said, "Don't let me hear those two words." ”
Seeing Wushuang's painful appearance without regrets, it doesn't seem to be fake, so he can't bear to tease him anymore. Big eyes purred, hands behind their backs, a burst of drumming. Seeing this, Wushuang asked: "It's good for you two to run away, leaving me alone to suffer here, anyway, you two went shopping all morning, what did you buy?"
Wu regret took out his hand from behind his back and said happily: "Look, what is this?"
Wushuang fixed his eyes and said, "Isn't it just a sugar gourd?"
In the Valley of Hundred Herbs, as long as there is no regret about anything delicious and fun, it will be shared with Wushuang, and now it is out of the valley, no exception. Hearing Wushuang say this, there was still a little disappointment in his heart. But Wuhuan was on the side, and said in a round game: "This is a small sugar gourd, eat it in your mouth, it is extraordinarily sweet, little junior brother, don't you say?"
Wushuang naturally understood, and hurriedly took the sugar gourd and ate it in a big gulp. Hua Wuhuan suddenly seemed to remember something, and said indignantly: "Having said that, every time I asked the shameless junior brother to go down the mountain to bring me a sugar gourd, he lied to me and said that he wanted a hanging of money, so that I didn't dare to eat more. This liar, see if I don't beat him to spit it out for me. Wushuang and Wuregret looked at each other and smiled.
At night, after everyone in Baicao Valley finished dinner, Wushuang was lying on the bed and pretending to sleep, carefully recalling all the things after his reincarnation in another world, and found that he gradually fell in love with Baicao Valley and the people in Baicao Valley. Here he feels at home, every brother and sister is like his own brother and sister, and of course, there is a silly one who loves her silly.
Just when Wushuang's heart was itching and he wanted to get up to find no regrets, he saw the door being pushed open, and he saw Hua Wushuang sneaking in, and Wushuang hurriedly said: "Shameless brother, what are you going to do?"
Hua Wuzhi made a booing gesture and walked over to the twin-free bed and sat down. whispered: "I have something to say, I can't hold it back, I want to talk to you." ”
When Wushuang heard this, he suddenly became interested, and hurriedly turned to the side and said, "You might as well talk about it." ”
Hua Wuzhi moved his buttocks, attached himself to him, and said, "After Master asked you to play chess today, we will go to the bath room to take a bath." ”
Wushuang said: "I know this, let's talk about the point." ”
Hua Wuzhi glanced at Wushuang and said, "Let me say this, have you noticed that Senior Brother Wuchen is a little abnormal?"
Wushuang thought for a while and said, "Hearing you say this, Senior Brother Wuchen, he is usually silent and not very close to us, so there are indeed some problems. ”
Hua Wuzhi waved his hand and said, "That's not what I'm talking about. I mean...... "I want to say and stop."
Wushuang said impatiently: "What? Don't ink, say it quickly." ”
Wuzhi sighed and said, "I might as well tell you, Senior Brother Wuchen is arrogant, rarely plays with us, and never takes a bath with us." When we were taking a bath together today, Senior Brother Wuchen was always staring at my ass and smirking at my ass, don't you think he is strange? Hey, you say, does Senior Brother Wuchen have that hobby?"
When Wushuang heard this, he clutched his stomach and laughed. Seeing that Wushuang was laughing like he was about to die, Wushuang was immediately angry, knocked Wushuang with a chestnut, and said, "I'm not joking with you, I'll tell you seriously." ”
Wushuang still laughed to himself: "Let me laugh a little longer, I can't help it, you have to watch your ass in the future, haha." In the future, Senior Brother Wuchen will let you pick up soap, you have to be careful!"
The second monk was puzzled, and said, "What are you picking up soap? What are you talking about? It can't be a silly laugh, forget it, forget it, I'll go back." ”
Wushuang said: "Senior brother, go slowly, be careful, be careful." ”