Chapter 6: Don't Believe You Touch It Yourself!

ed mar 01 08:00:00 cst 2017

The location of Ping'an Community is relatively remote, it is an old-fashioned community, with a six-story building and no elevator. Book Fun House (?) shuqu u? comοΌ‰

Su Linlang rented a single sixth floor, the top floor, and the rent was relatively cheap. A house of 70 square meters, two bedrooms and a living room, a kitchen and a bathroom. Originally, there was another girl sharing a house, but then it was said that she gave her a small duplex of 120 square meters and moved out a month ago.

Su Linlang gritted her teeth and rented it by herself, and decided not to share it with others again.

The girl who shared the house before changed her boyfriend every three or five days on average, and the sound of the creaking bed and rocking chairs in the room never stopped, which almost made Su Linlang feel that she was a practitioner of a special profession.

There is a safe supermarket at the gate of the community, which has vegetables, fruits, rice, flour, grain and oil, underwear, underwear, and underwear.

Seeing that Su Linlang brought a man back, the aunt who saw the supermarket greeted her from afar: "Our big beauty Xiao Su is back, it's early to get off work today." - Boyfriend, huh? The young man looks really spirited. ”

Su Linlang blushed: "Auntie, don't talk nonsense, he's not my boyfriend yet." ”

My aunt gave me a look that I understood: "Yes, I know, young people nowadays are popular to live together first and then fall in love, I am not the kind of old-fashioned, I can understand." ”

Qin Bei secretly gave a thumbs up to this sturdy aunt.

Sha Wujing quotes: You are always right!

Su Linlang pushed the shopping cart and bought a bunch of small items such as toothpaste, toothbrushes, towels and other small items, then pointed to the corner and said, "There are underwear over there, you can choose for yourself - I won't go." ”

Qin Bei nodded, walked over and picked two pieces at random.

The tough aunt quietly came over and took out a small rectangular box from her sleeve, "Young man, be prepared." ”

Qin Bei glanced at it, and there were three big characters written on it, and a small man with glasses was drawn below.

Qin Bei didn't know what this was, and shook his head, "No need." Walked to Su Linlang's side with the selected underwear, "I've chosen, let's go home, right?" ”

"You wait for me, I'll go buy some food...... What do you want to eat at night? ”

"Anything goes." Qinbei is not a picky eater, as long as he can eat, raw and cold is not taboo.

Qin Bei noticed that the sturdy aunt followed Su Linlang to the vegetable area, whispered something to her, talked for a while, and then took out the box with the little yellow man with glasses drawn from his sleeve, and secretly glanced at Qin Bei.

Su Linlang blushed and shook her head, grabbed some vegetables casually, and after paying the bill, she tugged on Qin Bei's sleeve and urged in a low voice: "You hurry up."

Qin Bei hurriedly followed behind Su Linlang, "Sister, what is that?" ”

"What's it?" Su Linlang didn't understand.

Qin Beidao: "That aunt gave it to you quietly - there is a little yellow man wearing sunglasses painted on it, and there is a big pimple on his head." ”

Su Linlang stared at Qin Bei vigorously, but found that his eyes were clear, as if he really didn't know - what kind of head was swollen by the little yellow man, it was clearly a seminal vesicle.

"No matter how hard you stare at me, I won't blush." Qin Bei was not at all unnatural under Su Linlang's gaze: "Because I know that I was born to be handsome." ”

Oh, how did he have this head?! Does this have anything to do with whether you are handsome or not?

Su Linlang was slightly depressed: "You really don't know what it is?" ”

Qin Bei nodded vigorously: "The master said that you must know how to study diligently and ask questions." "The master gave Qin Bei an eight-character mantra for people: respect the teacher, be diligent and inquisitive.

Qin Bei deeply felt that this eight-character mantra was both verbose and uneducated compared to the two-character mantra for dealing with the tigress.

Su Linlang blushed and said, "That's a little raincoat." ”

"Why is the raincoat so small?"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Okay, don't ask, ask again about your meal at night. ”

Qin Bei actually didn't understand yet, why did Su Linlang blush when he talked about the raincoat?

It's just weird.

"Su Da Beauty is back!"

"Su Da Beauty, I have time to have a meal together in the evening."

In the security booth at the entrance of the community, two security guards greeted Su Linlang with a smile.

When they saw Qin Bei who was following behind Su Linlang, the face of the security guard who had made an appointment for dinner fell.

What kind of meal do you have to make an appointment, everyone makes an appointment directly. Cannon......

After all, the white swan was eaten by a toad, and the flowers could not escape the end of being inserted in cow dung after all.

"Ah...... I'm also quite a toad, and I'm also quite cow dung! The security guard yelled frantically.

"Brother Wang, Brother Li, my brother came to see me and lived in our community for a while." Su Linlang greeted and said, although the community is a little dilapidated, the security measures are still good.

"Hello brother - brother, you are so handsome!"

Brother Li, the security guard, instantly had the hope of becoming a toad or cow dung, and hurriedly praised Qin Bei.

Qin Bei nodded, "I know." "Sha Wujing quotes: Second senior brother, you are right.

"Uh......"

You're too immodest, aren't you?

Qin Bei felt that he was just stating a fact, as for looking at me with such an expression? No matter how you look at it, I won't be ugly. In the same way, you won't be as handsome as me just because you look at me twice.

Su Linlang already had a certain immunity to Qin Bei's language style, took Qin Bei to the sixth floor, took out the key, opened the door, took out a pair of slippers he had just bought from the paper bag and asked Qin Bei to change them, and he also changed his shoes, and went to the kitchen with a few vegetables.

For a moment, Su Linlang had an illusion, she herself was a virtuous little wife, and Qin Bei was the man who was in charge of the house - the life of the young couple was probably like this, right?

Su Linlang immediately shook her head again, throwing away the messy thoughts in her heart.

Take out the pot, wash the rice, and steam the rice.

"You can take a shower first, or watch TV, and the meal will have to wait a while." Su Linlang poked her head out and shouted.

"Okay." Qin Bei glanced at the living room, two eyes, several times, and felt that the black rectangular thing hanging on the wall should be a TV, staring at it for a while, it was still dark - it didn't look good at all, "I'd better take a shower first." ”

"Oh, the bathroom is over here." Su Linlang pointed.

Qin Bei walked into the bathroom, took off his clothes, and wore only a boxer-

"Sister, there's no water." He shouted.

Su Linlang walked over: "Really?" No, I was washing rice just nowβ€”ah! Why are you not wearing clothes?! ”

"Boom!"

Su Linlang slammed the door and fled. The face is red and followed by fire, this bastard is deliberate, it must be deliberate!!

- No wonder he thinks the little raincoat is relatively small, the underwear outlines a big bulging lump, that model of the small raincoat is probably really small.

Su Linlang gave herself two mouths: Beat you up and don't be ashamed!

Qin Bei's voice came from the bathroom: "Huh? Sister, do you usually take a shower with your clothes on? "Besides, I didn't strip naked, didn't I still wear a four corners?

"You wear long pants and then talk!" Su Linlang felt that she was definitely not Qin Bei's opponent if she debated.

"Oh." Inside, there was a voice from Si Suo, "Alright. ”

Su Linlang walked in at this time, and looked at Qin Bei with a sideways face embarrassed: "This is the switch, this is unkempt, here is hot water, and there is cold water - this is a toilet." ”

There is a small basin next to the toilet, and in the basin is a small lilac openwork.

Su Linlang hurriedly grabbed it and stuffed it into his pocket.

"Actually, I saw it just now." Qin Bei said honestly. Isn't it just a little Nenei? I hurriedly hid it, as if I hadn't seen it beforeβ€”I hadn't seen it before.

Su Linlang: "......" It's okay for you to lie occasionally!

Soon, Qin Bei finished taking a bath, and Su Linlang also cooked the meal.

"I'm not going to do it if it's too complicated." Su Linlang said a little shyly, "Steamed rice, braised eggplant, boiled pork slices, egg soup." ”

The food is served on the table, the color is bright, the aroma is overflowing, it makes people very appetizing at a glance, no matter what the taste is, at least it is much stronger than the roasted hedgehog roasted rat that Qin Bei often ate when he was in the mountains.

While eating, Su Linlang turned on the TV. Qin Bei was curious to find that this thing used a small black box to see the people inside, no wonder when he saw it just now, it was so dark that he could only see his handsome face.

Su Linlang also seemed to have discovered something, and after explaining, she asked, "You can't have touched the TV, right?" Also, how do you usually take a bath? She looked at Qin Bei as if she were an alien.

Qin Beidao: "No." If you usually take a bath, there is a small waterfall on the mountain, so you can stand on a large rock and catch fish. ”

"So- what do you usually do?" Su Linlang was even more curious, "Then why did you come to Jinghua?" ”

Qin Bei took two mouthfuls of rice, "Usually I practice with my master, practice when the sun comes out, and sleep when the sun sets." Later, the master said that he would do everything, and if I wanted to go further, I could only go down the mountain, so I came. "Actually, what the master said is that if you soak a few more girls, your skills will increase.

Look, Qin Bei, who is quite honest, has also learned to lie, and the city is really a big dye vat.

Su Linlang asked a few more questions that she was curious about, Qin Bei answered them one by one, quickly finished eating, cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, Su Linlang pointed to the second bedroom and said, "You live here for the time being, and you are not allowed to run around without clothes at night, let alone run into my room without my permission." ”

"Okay." Qin Bei nodded, he knew the truth that he couldn't eat hot tofu in a hurry - this was something he summed up after his tongue was burned twice.

After arranging Qin Bei, Su Linlang found out his change of clothes and walked to the bathroom: "I'll take a shower." You can't peek – and you can't break in and see openly. ”

"Well, I know, I'll have to get your permission to see it."

"Yes-hey," Su Linlang suddenly pondered the taste: "I can't watch it with my permission!" Phew! How could I possibly allow you to look! ”

Her chest rose and fell, feasting Qin Da's eyes.

Qin Beidao: "Okay, you let me see that I don't look at the head office, right?" My breasts are too small, and I don't like to look at them. ”

Su Linlang was even more angry, and straightened her chest: "Which eye do you see that your breasts are too small?" What kind of eyes do you have? Obviously there are 34Cs, right?! ”

"At most there is a B - I heard that there is a sponge in it."

"How is that possible! Do I still need a sponge? Su Linlang grabbed two handfuls into his chest, and stretched out his hand to show Qin Bei: "Where is it?" Where? ”

Looking at Qin Bei's suspicious gaze, Su Linlang said: "I'm telling the truth, I don't believe you touch it yourself!" ”