"Where did you come from?"

The bottom of the pit was very crowded, and the hundreds of Penglai people were disguised as ordinary earthlings, looking at the sky.

was targeted by a circle of blasters, can you still not say clearly?

"We are a squad belonging to the 'Hellwolf' mercenary group." A rugged-looking, flat-headed man stepped forward, apparently the captain, "Commissioned by a Leaper to assassinate you, it's here." ”

Everyone hurriedly moved out of the way, and suddenly a short and fat figure appeared, because he was wearing a black cloak, and at first glance it was not human.

The captain lifted his cloak off, "Mr. Si, the mission has failed. As previously agreed, the commission will not be refunded. ”

"Ahh Sisi was suddenly exposed to the sun, it looked around, looked at a few figures in the sky, the last time it saw it was in the remote holographic communication...... It pretended to be calm, "You're not afraid of smashing the sign of the hellwolf?" ”

Above the pit, Lin Fang asked Dongmo Tonggong: "What is the hell wolf?" ”

"Hmm." Dongmo Tonggong checked it with his mobile phone, a mercenary group that was a little famous in the foreign land, and there were members of any race.

Wei Miao also checked and looked, this kind of mercenary group, they had seen a lot when they were adventuring around before.

The mercenary captain ignored Sisi and asked in a Jianghu tone: "We just came, we didn't do anything, can we leave?" ”

"Come on, knock them all out." Lin Fang said.

The long-awaited bean bag immediately popped up, pushed down a boulder into the pit, and with a bang, all the mercenaries were knocked unconscious in the scream, and almost died on the spot.

……

When the mercenaries woke up, they found themselves in a warehouse-like place, each tied to a chair.

"Where is this?"

"What do you want to do!"

Everyone saw Lin Fang and a few people in front of them, and Si Sisi was tied next to them.

Sisi is not afraid and does not regret it, it is fake, why did he follow......

After it was removed and punished by the company, it couldn't stay on this earth, and it couldn't go back to the flying star. As long as Lin Fang and the others are eliminated, things will still have a chance to turn around.

And then.

"Don't panic." Dong Motong patted a machine next to him, the panic detector, "After you have measured ten times of panic, you can go." When you go back, remember to tell other people who want to get into the world to make trouble, and what will happen if you get caught. ”

Panic!?

"Wait!!" The mercenary captain shouted urgently, "We are hellwolves, can we give some face?" Don't panic about any torture! ”

Everyone panicked, the mixed mercenaries relied on their guts, if they suffered from the sequelae of panic detection and slept until the middle of the night and woke up crying automatically, then there was no need to mix.

"Oh, then I'll give you some face, and I'll send it three times out of ten." Lin waved his hand squarely.

"Understood." Dongmo Tonggong pressed the start button of the panic detector.

"Ah!!h Hundreds of mercenaries screamed and writhed in their chairs in pain, unable to get out of a panicked situation.

Sisi looked at their miserable situation in a daze, and his two little wings trembled slightly......

"Si Si, you will really cause us trouble." Lin Fang kicked the chair it was sitting on.

Wei Miao had a sulk and endured it for a long time, "You even copied the advertising words, copied everything, why didn't you copy me?" I'm also a tour guide. ”

How dare Sisi tell the truth, because you don't matter, it said: "Limited funds......"

"You bastard." Dongmo Tonggong also asked angrily, "Why did you put me in that shape?" ”

"......" Sisi originally wanted to fool the past again, but when he saw her eyes, he felt that he was better to tell the truth, "I think the biggest weakness of human beings is big-breasted beauties, and that kind of body shape will defeat you......"

Lin Fang listened and nodded, "Indeed, my weakness is also big-breasted beauties. ”

"Huh." Dong Motong bowed his face with a strange smile, "Si Sisi, I have specially prepared your panic detection situation for you." Your name number will become very special, exactly like pi, 314159265358979323846......"

"Don't, don't read it......" Sisi panicked just by listening to this, pi? How many digits does that have to have?

It screamed: "No, I'll go crazy in that case, I can testify to you that Feiyue Company has a copycat Earth, and help you win the lawsuit!" Ask them to pay a lot of money! I've been kicked out of the company, really, trust me. ”

"Cut." Lin Fang didn't have much interest, and said while tearing open the spicy strips: "What are you?" Even with your testimony, the earth will not be able to win the Feiyue Company, and the lawsuit against you is just for publicity. ”

"Yes." Dongmo Tonggong set up another panic detector, "You are of no use to us. ”

"Yes, yes!" Sisi said anxiously, "I was originally a talented person with unlimited prospects in Feiyue Company, I am proficient in legal knowledge, I know how to exploit loopholes, I really understand!" Give me a chance, Mr. Wei, please, help me persuade them......"

Wei Miao asked, "Why didn't you copy me!" ”

"Penglai! Penglai! Si Sisi suddenly thought, he had heard a little before, the earth is still the ancestral land of the Penglai people of the inner civilization, "Penglai wants to snatch the control of the earth now, is it, if I am not mistaken, Penglai must have complained to the relevant departments of the Galactic Alliance, and in the end, he will even ask an arbiter to arbitrate who the earth should belong to!" ”

"What?" Lin Fang took out a spicy strip, "What do you think?" Let's hear it. ”

Dongmo Tong's bow was put aside and did not press it to start panicking, and the problem it said was indeed what they had been thinking about how to deal with it recently.

"The most important thing is the momentum!" Sisi said busily, knowing that this was his only chance to live, "At this time, we have to take the initiative and can't be led by Penglai." ”

We? Wei Miao frowned.

"How?" Dongmo Tong asked.

"Sue Penglai!" Sisisi's little wings waved, and he had more energy, "The ancestors of Penglai are subordinates of the earth, sue them for betrayal!" It is Penglai Star that belongs to the earth, not that the earth belongs to Penglai Star! It's like a father gives birth to a son, not a son gives birth to a father. Penglai is the !! of the earth ”

The three of them were stunned, Penglai is from the earth? And shouldn't it be the mother who gave birth to her son?

This strategy, those Penglai immigrants really no one has mentioned......

"Does that make sense?" Wei Miao thinks it's a little funny, what level of civilization is Penglai, what level of civilization is the earth, isn't this a joke.

"Of course it makes sense!" Si Sisi shouted, almost pounced on Wei Miao's face from the chair and slapped him, "The most important thing is to mix the water!" Penglai said that the ancestral land belonged to them, and we said that Penglai belonged to the ancestral land, so that the arbiter would consider that the two planets were in an equal relationship. ”

Dongmo Tonggong had to admit that this made sense, "You penguin, it seems that you are really useful." ”

"That's, that's!" Sisi hurriedly said.

"Okay." She said, "Penglai Star belongs to the earth!" ”

Lin Fang has no opinion, but he is the ball captain, right? No matter, finish this pack of spicy strips first.

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