Chapter 1 Triage? Consultation?
Lao Wei and Lao Cui had a friendship with fellow villagers before, and they had eight friendships when they were alive.
In today's words, Lao Wei and Lao Cui, who are fellow villagers, classmates, and colleagues, also made an alliance and became brothers with different surnames.
With this kind of relationship, even if Lao Cui and Lao Wei borrowed this life to fight, Lao Wei would not blink his eyes more.
But on the contrary, it was difficult to borrow the book of life and death.
As we have said before, the book of life and death is the scroll that Lao Wei never leaves in his hand.
Lao Wei can hold it at any time, there are only two possibilities. One is that this thing is very common, and Lao Wei doesn't treat her as a precious item. The other, of course, means that this thing is too important, and Lao Wei doesn't dare to let it leave his palm for a moment.
Judging from the current situation, the possibility of the latter should be greater.
Lao Wei was embarrassed and said to Lao Cui: "Lao Cui, don't you have a book of life and death?" Why borrow mine? ”
It turns out that this old Cui also has a book of life and death. Then what is the situation of this old Wei who looks so closely at his book of life and death?
The actions between Lao Cui and Lao Wei, Zhao Yuxin on the side was confused. If it weren't for the fact that he was now holding the shelf of the "First Human Race", he would have wanted to go up directly and ask for an explanation.
Lao Cui tugged at his goatee, then spread his hands again, and said, "My book is mainly in charge of the number of life expectancy." This book of yours is a roster of guests who should be reincarnated in life and death. If you want to find the resumes of these two people, I'm afraid I can't use my book. ”
Lao Cui walked as he spoke, and Lao Wei nodded as he listened.
When Lao Cui came to his side, he reached out and was about to touch Lao Wei's book of life and death. Lao Wei suddenly turned around and avoided it.
Lao Cui was stunned for a moment, and Lao Wei hurriedly explained: "Brother Cui, you are in charge of the Yin Law Division, and you should know the responsibility for borrowing the book of life and death without permission. In the entire underworld, only the judge's pen in your hand has the ability to rewrite the book of life and death. Just by virtue of our relationship, if this book of life and death in my hand is borrowed from you, you and I will really fall into the crotch of our pants, and it is not but. ”
Of course, Lao Cui knows how powerful this is, and they can't say it clearly just because of the suspicion of a melon field and plum. Therefore, he immediately explained: "Don't be afraid of this judge's pen in my hand, don't hide it, I'm borrowing the book of life and death for Brother Lu." ”
"This is reconciliation?" Although Lao Wei relied on the relationship between himself and Lao Cui to believe Lao Cui, he still insisted on hearing the complete explanation before he was willing to lend the book of life and death.
Lao Cui is not an impatient, and said slowly: "Lao Lu, he is in charge of the Chacha Division, and asked him to show you if he has missed the origin of these two people." ”
Lao Wei was slightly unhappy on his face, and asked, "What if you miss it, what if you don't miss it?" ”
"My good brother!" Lao Cui's temper almost couldn't control himself, "If you miss it, these two people are hiding their origins and family affairs, and when the time comes, please ask the Liuhe God to take a turn and let them go around the world, so they have to abolish their Buddhist and Taoist spells that blind the heavens." When you go back to the underworld, won't you be able to verify your right body and fall according to the law? If you don't miss it, you and I can't find out the identity of the two books of life and death, the three life stones, and the evil mirror platform. Even if only Yin Tianzi asks about it, it's not the guilt of the four of our brothers. ”
"Reasonable, reasonable......" Lao Wei is also a smart person, if it weren't for the fact that things involve life and death, he wouldn't be so cautious. At this moment, as soon as he heard Lao Cui's explanation, he also agreed again and again.
Lao Wei took the initiative to come to Lao Lu's side, solemnly handed over the book of life and death with both hands, and said, "There is also Brother Lao Lu who has made a move." ”
Lao Lu hurriedly returned the salute to Lao Wei, but did not take the book of life and death.
Lao Lu touched his beard and said, "Don't hide it, I have already checked it with the means of the Chacha Division just now." And guess what? ”
The remaining three judges looked at Lao Lu neatly, and then asked in unison, as if they had discussed it, "How is it?" ”
Lao Lu spread his hands and said, "These two masters, they were brought back by the God of Harvesting in the mortal world privately. It stands to reason that they are not under the control of the prefecture at all, how can we find them? ”
Lao Zhong was an anxious man, and when he heard Lao Lu say this, he slapped him and said, "In this case, no matter what their identity is, they should be sent back to Yang." This ghost spirit in the underworld is too heavy, and these two will get sick after a long time. ”
Lao Lu stretched out his hand and pressed against Lao Zhong, and said, "Third Brother Zhong, don't worry, that Harvest God used his divine power to open up the passage of the two realms before bringing these two people over." The four of us brothers want to send them back, but who has the power? ”
"Well, that's right." Zhong Kui touched the beard on his sideburns, and said straightforwardly, "Could it be that you really have to go to find Yin Tianzi?" ”
At this point, things turn back to where they started. At this moment, these four people who hold great power in the underworld, each of them is a judge of a famous person, but it is like four eggplants that have been beaten by frost, and they seem to be a little wilted.
In that way, there was no intention of coming here to review the identities of Zhao Yuxin and the others. It was as if the medical experts who had come to consult on incurable diseases were collectively stumped by the problem.
Seeing that their discussion had finally come to an end, Zhao Yuxin immediately stepped forward and said, "Four judges, it's not too early, can you come up with a result?" ”
The four of them looked at each other, and at the end, Lao Wei came out and saluted Zhao Yuxin and said, "Don't worry, this problem is still a little difficult to handle." ”
"Difficult?" Zhao Yuxin pretended to be displeased, "The four judges are gathered here, if it is still difficult to do, does it mean that there is really no efficiency in this prefecture?" ”
"This ......" Lao Wei was also really embarrassed, and he couldn't continue.
Meng Po on the side was in a hurry, and almost threw the person who needed to be sent away by the captain into the Santu River.
The foreman who was supporting the boat was quick to catch the man, and said to Meng Po: "This river is turned into resentment, if it is contaminated with the body, will this good man who has endured many years of life suffer a lot in vain?" If such a thing happens, will those people in the world who do not distinguish between right and wrong have to say that good people have no reward? ”
Meng Po stood aside very stiffly, bowed her hand, and answered yes again and again.
After teaching Meng Po a lesson, the captain seemed to open the conversation, tilted his head slightly, and looked at Lao Wei's side.
He didn't call anyone, as if he was talking to himself, "You four too, is it that the repetitive work of many years has made your brains become rigid?" ”
The four judges collectively turned around, and stood in a row respectfully, just as elementary school students were taught by their teachers.
The captain waved the penny lightly and said, "You might as well take them to find Yin Tianzi, and if the black face is to blame, I will help you intercede." ”