Looking at Song Jiaying's cute appearance, Xu Dong shrugged his shoulders and took the spoon from his hand, "I won't break it." ”

"Then it can't be helped." Song Jiaying stuck out her tongue at Song Shijie, and then said seriously, "Dad, it's not that I don't learn, it's just that my brother can't do it, and I don't blame me." ”

"I can break it." Song Shijie was just about to speak, but Xu Dong pursed his lips and put the spoon back on the table, but the original complete spoon had turned into two pieces at the moment.

"Wow!" Song Jiayingqiao's face was full of shock, and she picked up the two spoons and looked at them carefully, making sure that the spoons had not been tampered with by Xu Dong, "Really? ”

"Girl, I didn't lie to you, do you want to learn from Brother Dong." Song Shijie took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and looked very proud.

"Learn, learn!" Song Jiaying snatched the unlit cigarette in Song Shijie's hand, and then hooked her finger at Song Shijie, "Smoking is not good for your health, you don't know!" Well? Also, take them all out. ”

"Girl, just a ......" Song Shijie raised a finger and begged Song Jiaying, looking at his baby daughter's determined look, Song Shijie drooped his head and honestly put all the cigarettes on the table.

"Let's get started." Xu Dong took a sip of water.

"Yes, yes, I almost forgot, it's important to get down to business. Brother Dong, you go to the study first and wait for me, I'll go downstairs to get the yoga mat, and I'll come up soon. Song Shijie said hello, and then hurriedly ran out.

Xu Dong saw that Song Shijie secretly took a cigarette and didn't say anything, but he felt that Song Shijie was a little different from usual.

Perhaps every father is like this in front of his children. It's just his own father, what would it be like?

As soon as Song Shijie left, Song Jiaying's true colors of the little demon king were exposed, and he rolled his eyes at Xu Dong and said, "You go to the study first and wait for me, I'll come over immediately." ”

Xu Dong's face was calm, he immediately took a sip of water, got up and went to find the study by himself, and then heard Song Jiaying's coquettish laughter from behind him, "Wrong!" It's the bathroom over there! ”

……

"How do we get started?" Song Jiaying picked up a piece of French fries and put it in her mouth, and her bulging cheeks were as cute as a hamster.

"Do you know what wolf prevention is?" Xu Dong did not answer, but asked Song Jiaying a question.

"Anti-wolf technique? You know, it's to protect yourself from being bullied by perverts. Song Jiaying grinned, "I don't think it's necessary to learn." Well, you see, I bought my own chili water. ”

"Squirt me with it." Xu Dong's face was calm and gave instructions to Song Jiaying.

"Why spray you, you're not a pervert." Song Jiaying rolled her eyes, put the chili water on the table next to her, and then took a sip of watermelon juice.

"When you're in danger, it's inevitable that you'll be flustered, and by the time you think about it, it's probably too late." Xu Dong shrugged, "Now I'm a pervert, you spray me with it." ”

Song Jiaying confirmed again and again that Xu Dong was not joking, and then picked up the chili water, with a hesitant expression, "But ......"

"But what?" Xu Dong was a little puzzled.

"Is there such a cold pervert as you? Perverts shouldn't all ...... That way? It's hard for me to think of you like a pervert like this......"

"I see." Hearing what Song Jiaying said, Xu Dong was thoughtful. Isn't it just that there is no feeling of oppression, and this is not easy?

Thinking of this, Xu Dong's calm face suddenly turned cold, and he suddenly stood up from the chair and walked straight to Song Jiaying, who was eating French fries.

"Surprise me! Why are you standing up? Do you still want to simulate a scenario? Song Jiaying watched Xu Dong walking towards her, and couldn't help but quip.

"You, you, you. What do you want! Don't come back again...... Ah! Don't make a fuss! Seeing Xu Dong getting closer and closer to herself, Song Jiaying couldn't help but be a little flustered, "I'm going to call my dad if you're like this!" ”

Regarding Song Jiaying's threat, Xu Dong turned a deaf ear, licked his lips, and gradually approached with a cruel smile.

Xu Dong came to Song Jiaying's side and stood still, then his center of gravity shifted, and half of his body slowly fell forward. Then, he stretched out a finger and gently rubbed her pretty face.

Song Jiaying's whole head was blank for a while, and she was so frightened that she couldn't speak at the moment. How...... How so?!

Feeling Xu Dong's cold fingers rubbing against his face, his whole body trembled, and he could only hold the potato chips in his hand tightly, not knowing what to do.

Xu Dong picked up a potato chip from Song Jiaying's trembling hand, and then put it next to Song Jiaying's mouth, "It's still a long time before your father comes back, it's okay, there's enough time." How? Scared? ”

"Perverted! Stinky rascals! You don't have to die well! Song Jiaying spit out the potato chips in her mouth and cursed in panic, because she was powerless to resist, she was already crying at this time.

Belch...... It seems to be playing big.

What's the matter?

"Scream, scream, even if you cut your throat, no one will pay attention to you." Xu Dong simply ignored Song Jiaying's swearing, then glanced at the chili water on the table behind him, and staggered his body without leaving a trace to give up his position.

As long as you stretch out your hand, you can reach it, such an obvious hint, you shouldn't be able to see it, big sister? If you can't see this, I really don't know what to do......

Song Jiaying, who was in a panic, suddenly saw the chili water behind Xu Dong, and gave birth to a force out of thin air. Then he pushed Xu Dong hard, then quickly got up, pinched the chili water in his hand, and sprayed it towards Xu Dong's eyes without any hesitation.

"Whew-"

Song Jiaying hadn't recovered from her anger at this time, watching Xu Dong waving his hands and grabbing in the air, listening to his hysterical screams, he patted his chest, "Perverted!" Stinky rascals! Dare to mess with your aunt! Deserve! ”

"Well done." Xu Dong clapped his hands, and in Song Jiaying's dumbfounded, he walked to the desk, picked up a piece of toilet paper and wiped his hands.

Seeing that Song Jiaying had not recovered from the shock, Xu Dong helped him close his chin, and then snapped his fingers, "It's just that the reaction is a little slower." ”

"You just ...... Loaded? And why don't you have anything to do with it? Song Jiaying came back to her senses and shook the chili water in her hand, "I obviously sprayed it...... Could it be a fake? ”

"It's not a fake, I don't believe you." Xu Dong shrugged, handed his fingers over, and looked at Song Jiaying's wrinkled nose, Xu Dong continued, "When people encounter danger, there will be three situations. ”

"First, when you feel like you're sure of winning, you fight back. Second, if you think you will lose in the revolt, then you will run away. Third, just like you just did, you neither resisted nor ran away, which means that you were stupid. ”

Song Jiaying watched Xu Dong put down his three fingers, and listened to him continue, "You don't have to look at me like that, this is the extreme survival reflex of people." Because the danger has become irresistible, the prefrontal cortex is under pressure and cannot function properly. As a result, you will enter stiffness, unable to think rationally, and naturally unable to make correct judgments, and it is precisely because of this spontaneous protection of the body that you will step into the abyss......"

Listening to the boy of the same age in front of him explain to himself, Song Jiaying couldn't tell which was the real him for a while, so that he was distracted for a while and didn't notice it.

"Smack."

"What are you hitting me for?" Song Jiaying rubbed her aching head, pursed her mouth and was very aggrieved, "It hurts, it hurts." ”

"Don't get distracted." Xu Dong pursed his lips, "Are you still learning?" ”

"Learn ......" looked at Xu Dong with an indifferent face, and Song Jiaying couldn't wait to go up and tear his face, "However, why do you know so much?" What do you see in the book? ”

How do I know this?

All I know is that the more you know on the battlefield, the longer you can live......

"Hmm." Xu Dong's thoughts came back to the cage, and he nodded without explanation.